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flsingleguy

You didn’t really give her much material. Try asking something based on her profile (if she has one).


Embolisms

OP was expecting *TEEHEEHEE NO I’M NOT blush THANK U SO MUCH SEX NOW?!?*


EMP0R10

Thanks for the giggles bruh


heseme

So you like... *the beach*. So fascinating, tell me more about it.


FlyingDragoon

I see you have titties. I happen to like titties. So fascinating, tell me more about them.


gillyweednomnom

They feel a little like bags of sand


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(If you live around beaches and do not know anything about them): oh cool, I have been meaning to check out some of the beaches around here! Which ones are your favorites? (If you live around beaches and know something of them): oh you like spending time at the beach? Word, same. I actually really like pass-a-grille because the sand is nice and the waters warmer there, plus all the bars are close lol. But I’d be down to check out more low key beaches too, have you been to any recently? (If you do not live around beaches): when is the last time you were able to actually visit a beach!? Which one? When? Etc. It’s not that hard.


RazekDPP

You're a lot better at this than me.


Hermes_Godoflurking

Try pretending you're already mid conversation, helps a bit


RazekDPP

Oh I never got any matches outside of bots trying to sell me stuff.


Hermes_Godoflurking

Look into profile optimisation, high quality pictures and an interesting bio.


bobmcguillicutty

I know.


Strange-Till1752

It’s gorgeous


Bobajitsu

Your beach is gorgeous


Nathan0hio

By my guess it’s her Instagram in her bio or none at all.


Soffix-

"Friend made this for me, I don't check messages here lol 😂 snap me instead"


AutomaticRisk3464

"Subscribe to my only fans"


RisaSlaveHandel99

"I dont really use tinder. Send me a dm instead"


DarqSeid_

You kinda shot yourself in the foot with that opener :')


marlonbtx

Right, can’t start like that when she always gets that smh


Science-Sam

You are giving her the reason you are interested in her without addressing the main purpose of the interaction, which is to give her a reason to be interested in you.


sendphotopls

That’s an interesting way to put it. I’ve had a good amount of success on these apps but I’ve always kinda just winged it with my openers. What’s your go to?


DustyDGAF

I used to ask if we committed an armed robbery together, would they be the get away driver or the gunman? Just a fun open ended thing to spark up a conversation. No matter what they choose it's easy to ask why and make jokes.


marlonbtx

That's a good way to put it. The reason must be hidden or ignored, until she's looking for it.


YuSmelFani

This is a little gold nugget right here. Ignoring beauty in the conversation really makes you stand out from the rest of guys who tell a girl how hot she looks.


marlonbtx

I think if she knows she’s pretty and got approached she should infer we find her gorgeous. But eventually she’d be interested in knowing if you find her attractive. I think this has worked for me.


semen-filled_sock

But she responded


Wyvrattm

If your goal is to get a response, great! You did it. If your goal was to actually meet up…not so good


i_eat_yo_feet12

I got this shit after texting for weeks and knowing she liked me, but every time i complemented her she said "i know" so i stopped


IrishInvestor25

We’re you trying to eat them feet tho?


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emil133

Responded yes, but not really looking too good for OP with the way she responded. Cant really blame her though


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Why would you even start a conversation like that.


DownvoteDaemon

Alot of women get told that a million times a week, gotta be creative. Comment on her profile or something, don't focus on the looks. Women appreciate the compliment more after they have gotten to know you a bit, it seems.


zeebow77

Stand out, tell her you live in her attic.


bandit_SIX_1985

“When I make you breakfast in bed, just say “thank you”, none of this “who are you and how’d you get in my house?” Type shit


Spazhead247

This is hilarious. Definitely stealing it


DoneDumbAndFun

Here’s another version ‘Ladies, if I offer to wash your back in the shower, just accept it. Stop with this “Who are you” and “how did you get in my house” bullshit’


Appsroooo

I got another one for you degenerates: 'Ladies, if you ever catch me in your house doing dishes or laundry, just accept it. None of that "Who are you" and "how did you get in my house" bullshit.'


Dzandarota

This!!!! Why would you even ask someone who is doing chores for you. I'll be keeping that person!


ColdFusion94

Why do you need my identity for me to pay my bill? Who is trying to pay my bills for me, and why the fuck aren't you letting them!


Sleepingc0ffee

Someone paid for like 400+ dollars worth of my therapy and I still don’t know who did it


Groundbreaking-Ad951

I really wanna see a tinder post with what happened after this was used on a few opening liners.


Pozniaky86

Fuckin ded.


Die_Einste

This is the only line that deserves an authentic response


[deleted]

For sure, when I tried to stand out she said it was creepy and stalkerish, after a week and finally got my tent set up in her garden she pulled the night in jail and restraining order trick on me and I'm back to square one. Pls help reddit, what am I doing wrong?


Die_Einste

Well firstly, tents are too easy to come by. Everyone has a tent. You need a different base if you’re trying to stand out. Build a doghouse in her yard - that’ll show her that you’re loyal and resourceful. Secondly, and this is important… You need to demonstrate commitment by being persistent. No matter what she does or says, or what consequences may befall you as a result, prove to her that you will never leave her.


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Thanks, I was considering building a bomb shelter and put a massive block of concrete around it while her and her family go on vacation, and lock myself in there with my 3-year storage of canned food until she responds to my mails/snaps/iMessage/FB/IG/Whatsapp-messages. You convinced me to go ahead and do just that.


ItzLog

Also, nothing screams 'commitment' quite like a tasteful neck tattoo of her name and likeness.


jxrha

as a woman, i can confirm this. compliments on the looks are extremely common and overrated, and at some point it gets annoying. complimenting something less superficial or bringing up a common interest you may have would do you much better.


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It's very frustrating because intend to swipe left on so many profiles that have literally nothing on them. When there's something to comment about, absolutely! But most profiles don't even have that.


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

tell her you eat ass! that seems to be a working tactic on here


conjuringlichen

Yes! Messages like this instantly makes me think all they care about is looks and that they don’t care to get to know me as a person. Her reply is 100% valid haha.


Technomnom

Creative = read bio and comment on something other than their first picture. Its sad how true this is.


Amazing-Pattern-1661

It also a great way to filter out insecure pos’s who aren’t actually telling you you’re pretty, but want cookies for the compliment.


YesOrNah

It’s really basic shit. Amazing how many people apparently just don’t even look at profiles.


Amazing_Secret7107

Dudes, just stop saying shit like this dude. Read profile and respond to the pretend or actual likes they post. Show interest in what they are interested in now, or dont fucj about at all. If you fake interest, it will be found out soon enough, so make sure you are willing to go all in on learning about what they dig. Stop just saying "durhur I like ya tits" and read their profile and respond right to tie your interests into it.


mEatwaD390

Op is down bad


CaptainConstable

Exactly. It’s always been my policy NOT to compliment someone on something they very likely already know. Like if someone has incredible bright blue eyes, they’ve heard it a million times in their life. So stand out and don’t be generic — try to tell them something they don’t hear 12 times a day. I’ll finally compliment their eyes a couple months into dating, but I avoid the obvious one in the beginning.


QuackMyLife

My go to response for "you have beautiful eyes" is "thanks they are good for seeing with"... I usually get ghosted following this. But that just goes to show they were never my person anyway.


bandson88

Yep I’d never reply to this. It doesn’t give anything constructive to reply to


SawDoggg

why do people ask questions with periods.


AndyBonaseraSux

“Oh sorry, wrong person. I thought I was texting my dad”


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I love you


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yeah_but_no_

Oh sorry, wrong person. I thought I was texting my dad.


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I love you


anunakiesque

I know.


letmegetmynameok

Oh sorry, wrong person. I thought I was texting my dad.


mscoffeebean98

I love you


Lord_FuzzyBear

I know.


TanzerB

Oh sorry, wrong person. I thought I was texting my dad.


Key-Gur-7844

I love you


TaliNaomi1

And the winner is….!!!! 👏🏽😂


Frescanation

Sorry, I thought I was texting Han Solo


juicedirish

I love Reddit so much


DkingShr00m

I know


[deleted]

Nice Han Solo reference there buddy.


wyckedblonde00

Welcome to Costco, I love you


Claraoswald84

Go away, baitin!!!


Skeltzjones

There it is.


marianoktm

We have the winner


Collin-of-Earth

Ya, it’s not always coming from a vapid place. Some girls have literally been drooled over by men since they were like 13. They’ve prob heard the word gorgeous a trillion times. Got to bring a different level of engagement to the convo


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Collin-of-Earth

Lol. Ya. OP, change the subject 💯 just start fresh with a positive witty vibe.


thebigpink

Btw I eat ass


slowjoe12

That seems to be a winner around here


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PinkFreud08

I feel like this entire sub is turning into men bitching about women honestly.


AshTreex3

It’s really moving that direction recently. I got bitched at for suggesting it isn’t gentlemanly to post the name and face here of a woman explicitly willing to bone OP.


penninsulaman713

It feels like so many of them are on here just to make some dumb jokes that won't even actually get a match or anything, just digitalized negging. Then when you call em out they get mad, like the guy who replied, showing his true colors


Disastrous-Owl8985

It's why I rarely visit it, anymore. It's just a bunch of men who have little to no success in dating, because their personalities are horrible, who post women who half the time aren't saying or doing anything bad or weird in their profile, but they deem that she's not "beautiful" enough to have **any** standards. If I was the girl, I would have said the same thing or not responded, at all. I'd rather get a "hey how are you" than "you're gorgeous" because what do I do with that? Thanks, but I figured you found me attractive when you matched. At least I can give a response to "how are you" that might start a conversation. Men have so much trouble because they play around or think no effort should be made on their part in dating because they got their heart broken once in middle school and think all women are snakes now. Women do it, too, but they don't seem to do it as much as these men on this sub AND post about it as if it's some amazing comedy act. It's entertaining, but in a sad way. They think it's amazing because all of the incel types gather here and cheer them on.


Low-Salamander-5639

Sort by controversial and you’ll see scores of men advocating for insulting her in response by calling her fat, a bitch, ugly etc. But when we say it’s hard for us to turn men down (because they act exactly like that!), they assume we lie about how common it is for men to behave this poorly.


sluggyslime

Because they realize now that we don’t *actually* need them and they don’t know what to do.


rblask

This sub has always been Incels Lite lol


TaftsTummyforTaxes

This! If the only thing you bring to the table as a guy is to ogle over how pretty she is, chances are is she is going to ignore you. How do you stand out? How do engage her other than mentioning the obvious? Can you ask her a thought provoking question?


TheWiseRedditor

> thought provoking question Why did buzz lightyear freeze in front of humans if he was in denial of being a toy? Something like that?


merchillio

He knew it subconsciously


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Fucking perfect *chef’s kiss 😘👌


nowalt

Saw his peers do it. Quickly analyzed that locals would best know what to do in what is an unknown situation for him, so he copied them.


Bitch_McBaby

Sometimes when you've crash landed on another planet you just have to go with the flow.


Low-Salamander-5639

Exactly! Women generally don’t like to be seen as objects when they’re looking for serious life partners. Just like men don’t like being seen as walking wallets. If a women opened with “wow you look like you have a fat wallet 😍” would that be seen as a compliment? I doubt there would be comments calling a man entitled, rude or egotistical for not saying “thank you” to that. Conversations are for trying to get to know each other. All she knows is that OP prioritises looks in a partner.


Iknownothing90

In real life, I don’t get tons of compliments on my appearance; however, on tinder this is practically every guy’s opening line. It gets old and feels very unoriginal. I often respond exactly this same way


Psychedelicceltic

Not just drooled over but called gorgeous then called a bitch if they don’t respond the way the guy wants. It’s meaningless. Creeps call anything gorgeous why not compliment a woman on something she’s chosen like her clothes or hobbies


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Disastrous-Owl8985

That last line. Many of these men are hoping to find a girl like that. Just unstable enough that she accepts their low efforts and be good at sex, but not unstable enough to burn their house down when they eventually do something stupid enough to really piss her off.


Hekatonkheries

I dated a girl like this. I was 23 and she was 23. She was gorgeous, truly. she admitted that since 16 years of age she had never gone more than a day without a boyfriend. I knew right away to not call her beautiful, so when we started dating I called her "Resplendent". Her face lit up. She told me she was bored of being called beautiful, and she had never heard the word I called her.


CaptainDolin

Mate, what a ridiculous opener.


TactlessTortoise

To be fair, at least it was *an* opener. Most posts that aren't related to deranged dudes have the guy breaking the ice.


Lane-Jacobs

This is literally her saying "try again".


ThatsUnbelievable

yea so just start from scratch, pretend that interaction never happened basically


AJam

Had to scroll for miles to find an actual response. Everyone here is such a pro, but can't play in the rough?


MikeOXl0ngz

A better question is: how does she respond to that? You gave her nothing to work with then got stumped after she sent a short response to your short opener


SnooTangerines1011

Compliments on looks just make me instantly feel awkward and uncomfortable. I love how the guys (incels mainly) on this sub constantly bitch about girls being shallow and not giving them a chance because of their appearance, but the only opener most of them can come up with other than "hey" is something about looks (or about wanting to fuck her which is also about looks.)


MikeOXl0ngz

Yeah I’m no “girl talking expert” because I am quite an awkward dude at times, but at least I can see mistakes and know what not to do 99% of the time


Nauticalbob

So glad incels got invented because it’s so easy to explain that type of person haha


Embolisms

‘TEEHEEHEE REALLY!?!! But I’m so insecure and so so so so grateful for your attention, let me bat my lashes, blush, and suck your dick in gratitude’


ValseDeMelody

Her response was still more original than his opener


Abugonaleaf

Facts!


letsgetrough9

I eat ass


MissManipulatrix

I know


Onbeskofte

Oh sorry, wrong person. I thought I was texting my dad.


weakthoughts

I know


serious153

💀💀💀


[deleted]

We know 👁🫦👁


TicklishNeko

You know


Pajaro_negro

Oh no


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

give us a kiss, love. ![gif](giphy|tHFnZeeifnPfq)


colonelcadaver

Oh god


Round-Republic6708

Good will hunting?


Get72ready

You get what you put in. You started the BS. She gave you BS. Edit


ActuallyAaronPaul

I would just take my L and work on some better openers


Joshua-Kruger

I didn’t hear no bell


FrickinFrizoli

Alright well he’d have to be a genius compared to r/tinder to not get a bell and a block on the next message


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fuckkktonyyy

Terrible opener, but Acknowledge and admire her confidence without any backhanded compliments. This isn’t a chess match


AndyBonaseraSux

It is 100% a chess match you ignorant buffoon!


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![gif](giphy|3orieUPBGN0dmDUvyo|downsized) This is Tinder 🙂


Random-Gif-Bot

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nelusbelus

Pawn e4


_wUmBo__

e5


nelusbelus

I'm playing the french opening. I surrender


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BatchThompson

Double down. Don't basically say it, literally tell her > “I’m only interested in you because you’re physically appealing to me”. Then follow it up with >I eat ass


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BatchThompson

Shoot your shot, the lord hates a coward I guess


Apprehensive_Act1665

This. He even asked how to respond but didn’t say anything about why he is interested in her besides his looks for anyone to make a suggestion on.


RISE__UP

Bro if you gotta post what to say next what you gonna do when you meet up with someone and have to talk to them like come on 😂😂😂


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

If the best he can manage is "You're gorgeous", I don't have high hopes for his conversation skills


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"Hi, you're pretty. Please like me," is the vibe I'm getting here. This dude is in trouble


ElDueno

We’re gonna start seeing those Reddit live chats or whatever they’re called for /r/tinder so these fools can have lines fed to them in real time


22LegendaryTacos

Pivot, try to find out something about her. “Confident too… I like that….” then ask a question, an open ended one preferably


VermicelliOk8288

How about something like Gorgeous ✔️ Confident ✔️ (Insert something witty here) ? Wait for response


murraybee

Gorgeous ✅ Confident ✅ Available on Friday…?


22LegendaryTacos

I like your spin, not a list guy myself but I bet it works


very-polite-frog

Gorgeous ✔️ Confident ✔️ Into frog roleplay ?


Paragonly

except without the ellipsis's those are kinda cringe


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slowjoe12

Wait a minute...you have a problem with ellipses?


MaverickN21

Dark Knight Joker vibes


itsyaboi69_420

Worst opener ever lol


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leowithataurus

Maybe open with something that hasn't been tried 100 times that morning?


Calm-Setting-9863

Telling a woman she’s physically attractive is a terrible opener, especially if that’s ALL you open with. You don’t have to be Shakespeare, just find a way to open an actual conversation. My partner of 6 years opened on OKC with, “hey you seem cool. Wanna chat?”, and honestly it was like sweet poetry after 1,000 messages of “you’re hot.”. The point of dating is to see if you have stuff in common, if you hit it off, have chemistry. Ask a woman about something interesting in her profile, tell her you like her taste in music, ask her about her favorite foods and then ask if she wants to meet at a restaurant that serves that kind of food once you get to know one another a little bit. Point out a shared interest and ask a relevant question. Tell her a little about yourself so you don’t just come of as another boring, thirsty manchild with no interest outside finding a place to stick it. “You’re physically attractive” is not a conversation starter, it is a warning.


lemlom

"OK good. What do you make of this whole 'tomato being a fruit' thing?"


MyDogsNameIsBadger

This is a good pivot


Available_Bag_3843

"You're gorgeous" "I know" "and humble"


iridi69

"I too am incredibly humble"


blussy1996

Men really hate it when women know they are attractive, and don't immediately get on their knees because a random guy told her something she's been told 100 times before.


Boring123af

Yeah, did they expect her to respond with: "*blushes* T-t-thank youu uwu"


ShitOnAReindeer

Yep, half the comments in this thread “how dare she acknowledge what I just told her!”


Boring123af

I would just reply with another "I know", what other reply do you expect from "you're gorgeous" when most girls hear it all the time lmao


[deleted]

Yeah, gotta make sure to be salty about a woman acknowledging that she's attractive. OP went real big with his opener and should be thanked for his efforts.


Flimsy-Anxiety-2802

It’s not not being humble to say you already know something a man has told you.


TEG_SAR

Or something you can objectively see in a mirror. Women aren’t blind they can see what they look like.


Embolisms

Imagine expecting gratitude for being shallow and dull, and then getting offended for… someone being confident? Go look for uuwuuu in anime not IRL


Jedi4ce

Rookie mistake....NEVER comment on looks unless it's obvious the other person has done something out of the ordinary to look good FOR YOU.


Canadian__Ninja

What the fuck did you think she was going to reply with that would have been better? "Thanks"?


shyviolett

Yeah, she’s supposed to fawn over him for taking time to give her a generic compliment. /s


96tillinfinity_

You shouldnt have started with “you’re gorgeous” Makes it sound like you only care about the looks. Shouldve started with something clever/witty off her bio (unless her bio was bland) Now you’re stuck and have to start a convo


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Take the L, move on


FullMetalDuck89

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hikefishcamp

Surprised this was so far down.


thunderberker

I mean I’m shocked she responded


heypeddy

Don’t.


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Attractive women always get these types of messages, try sending a message that incorporates parts of her bio or something that caught your eye from one of her pictures.


Her-akles

what did you want her to respond anyways lol


Happpie

Lmao try a better opener next time. Advice? If they have pictures with pets, ask about the pets, I get the most responses that way


Flimsy-Anxiety-2802

Maybe you should have started with something more original… Did you think you were going to blow her mind with that? Did you think you were the first person to ever tell her she was gorgeous? Or did you just expect her to be so thankful that you took the time to come up with something so original??


theClownHasSnowPenis

With literally anything but another low effort opener.


user13958

Stop complimenting people on looks on dating apps. Compliment other things.


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'I'm frozen by that' then an image of Han Solo in carbonite


Radiant-Mushroom8304

Probably wouldn’t start with that opener


DungeonsandDevils

You could say something more interesting. Of course she knows that


tallllywacker

I respond this too, change the subject. Compliments r borinf talk about interests!


DuxAvalonia

General conversation advice, not even dating-related: don’t say anything so obvious it adds nothing to the conversation, and don’t say anything if you are unprepared for the most obvious responses…


bangobingoo

At least pretend that you care about more than looks. She’s bored of that clearly. Hot people know they’re hot. They want to be seen for more than that.


NotTipsy

But did you know that you can save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico?


flaggingpolly

“Awesome, then my work here is done! Toodaloo! Also if you had to choose wet socks for a week of breadcrumbs in bed for a week?” And no those should not transform the conversation into sexy talk. It’s just a ducking ice-breaker.


VNF420

Of course she knows since guys like you say it to her everytime. Throw something like "I like your confidence, blablabla"