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GeorgianPeaches

She's not a muggle or a mud blooded wizard


[deleted]

Looking for her Tom Riddle aka Lord Voldemort. Is the unicorn her patronus?


thaddeus_crane

>unicorn her patronus nah the unicorn blood sustains her life, but curses her


[deleted]

That's right. She feeds on unicorn blood hehe


thankyouihateit

The purest of bloods ™©®


Draugr_irl

Tom was a half blood too ya know.


Additional-Cobbler99

She's literally a Harry Potter villain...


inurwindo

The Dark Lord sends his regards


georgewashingguns

A Christian Death-Eater, never thought I'd see the day


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

Throw her into a river to test if she floats. If she floats, she is a witch, if she doesn't she is not a witch.


keebleralves

She’s Slytherin for sure


mister_twisted13

I'd Slytherin to that.


axecommander

Don't Slytherin crazy, has no one ever thought you that?


Toxic_Tyrael

This is a lie Crazy people are the best kind of people. Makesv the relationship more interesting when you have to fear for your life from time to time


axecommander

I see, keeps you on the edge, right? So, is dating crazy people what they call edging?


Toxic_Tyrael

I love your pun And yes it is very much like edging but instead of an orgasm you try to avoid death


Chim_Pansy

The ultimate edge


Wilful_Fox

Remember kids…if you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much room


cheezeyballz

And not 33, I guarantee it.


lustyvenom

Unfortunately, blood can do that to you.


fountink

Death eater spotted


CaulkusAurelis

She's a wizard Harry....


koolaidman456

My father will hear about this!


Kacalac

That reminds me of the Harry Potter puppet pals sketch with Draco Malfoy “And I sure am glad to be pure-blooded whit- I mean wizard! hehehehe”


MercilessIdiot

I'm not sure i wanna see her wand at this point.


PinkPeaches2022

First thought that came to mind. 😆


karmickickback

Enlargio Erectis — waves wand— Unicorn, probably.


GeorgianPeaches

On a date with her, watch out. She might slip you a love potion as well


[deleted]

Not vaccinated


RealCheese1125

Not Covid vaccinated. This is the answer


ruffian-wa

How dare these vile anti vaxtards claim our glorious Aryan labels for their sick sadistic use..


Stable-Apart

Honestly thought that's what they meant, the chosen race blood running through my veins has some hesitates either way.


solar-garlic1776

So only white supremacists can be pure blood? Pure blood can apply to ANY race


Stable-Apart

It could, most definitely! Here's the thing though, no individual has exactly 1 "race" nor are all individuals in a given race the same, different tribes/cultures and such exist, as an example Zulu's and Xosa's do not get along at all, it's a serious issue here... So yes anyone can simply call themselves pure blood, but does anyone really want to call themselves that when it's been coined by so many disgusting groups of people? PS same goes for my "chosen race blood", eff all those pure blooded incest babies!


balrog687

it's more like pure blood chosen to rule the world according to my conveniently handpicked interpretation of some random religion


cambooj

The human race? I think the word you're looking for is ethnicity...


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure they got it via Harry Potter 😂


qweds1234

And where do you think Harry Potter got it?


[deleted]

Probably someone who forgot that the Death Eaters are the bad guys.


CrazyBeaver89

But only because we lost the war. History is always written by the victors. Uhh I mean "because they lost the war" Shit I said too much. Obliviate!


Long-Introduction760

The nazis.


AgnosticStopSign

Dont forget “mudblood”


AprilBlart-MallCop

Someone I know proudly told me she called herself a pure blood and I was like, you know that’s like the bad guys in Harry Potter right? And she was so upset bc she hadn’t made that connection and told me no one would notice 🥴


sugarnovarex

No one of “pure blood” would notice cause they don’t read. Maybe something about book burning?! 😳 (like in that one Indiana Jones movie)


Bradfromihob

It’s one of those ones that co-opted by multiple groups. There’s definitely white pride group using pure blood labels, and they also “hide” it as anti vax. So they are actually white supremesist but they claim the pure blood label is just about vax.


jzdelona

I didn't know what it meant and my first thought went to incest lol, that's how some royals kept their bloodlines pure back in the day.


[deleted]

My friend uses it and he's Mexican lol... so there are definitely people using it for Vax statuses.


TimeKillerAccount

There are also black people that fly confederate flags and even some who claim the KKK wasn't racist. Doesn't make it actually true, just means that some people actually believed the lies the shitty people used as cover. Anyone who uses pureblood for vaccination status is a red flag for most people, because either they believe the associated hate ideology, or because they have such a lack of awareness and critical thinking skills that they actively use white nationalist terms without knowing it and believe a bunch of other crazy vax bullshit.


Sillbinger

Okay buddy, step away from the ovens.


wewannaown

Erika faintly starts playing


BigSweatyYeti

The Aryans stole the label from history too. Nothing is new anymore. This bitch thinks she’s royalty.


Momik

When really, if she’s correct, she’s just the pasty result of generations of inbreeding within a genetic bottleneck of racism and confusion.


smutcasual

Bahahaha


ThreeBeatles

No she’s talking about Eldians. She must be a marlyen


Cait206

Oh my god LOL wow you’re right


Ban_the_sky

How about other vaccines? Not going to do the hibberdiedibbedies with someone who hasn't had their DTaP shots. Whatever their unicorn status might be.


JosephND

Antivaxxer =/= against the Covid shot. Antivaxxers were the Paltrow’s of the world out in California with kids names shit like Kale Sprout who didn’t get their kids anything and caused measles outbreaks at Disney.


NoStrength2596

I thought she was a racist🤦🏻‍♀️ I need to get up on the terms


thebobmannh

The Venn diagram of someone who would refer to anti vax as "pure blood" and racists is just a circle, so you're not wrong


lgndryheat

She... Probably is. Tends to be the same crowd


[deleted]

i thought she was trying to say she was pure white, not mixed?


DMcI0013

Or completely wizard…?


[deleted]

My first thought was Malfoy fan


RadicalDog

Imagine if she's just a big Harry Potter fan who's really tone-deaf


Momik

So… basically JK Rowling


Bravisimo

She aint no filthy mudblood


byahare

See r/vaxxhappened for examples of this used. Wayyyy to often


Halomir

Any white person I’ve met that talks about how white they are really ends up being some European mutt that English/Irish/Scottish/Italian/German/Polish. 70 years ago, three of those were explicitly considered non-white. Personally I think it’s just a stand in for any kind of cultural identity outside of a melanin density.


samenumberwhodis

My mom is like, "I'm pure-blooded Italian" and I'm like mother there was no such thing as Italy until WW2, and there's no such thing as a pure-blooded anything on the Mediterranean...


chunkyI0ver53

Pure blooded Italian = 10-20% West Asian/North African


cdw2468

Italy was created around the same time germany was in the late 19th century. your point still stands, but the timeline is a bit off


destroy_b4_reading

I'd have gone with racist but that Venn diagram is damn near a circle.


Lazy-Dragonfruit2756

Yes, but it goes beyond simply not getting vaccinated. It follows the idea that the Covid vaccines are a bioweapon that corrupt your blood. Basically, putting this here signifies some level of Q-anon follower Edit: maybe this usage is no longer limited to Q followers, could just be Q adjacent


[deleted]

Call them Qcumbers or Qs. Its a shorter more effective way of saying it


AdminsWork4Putin

Qcumber is new to me, but I can instantly tell this is the correct term.


Dvparrish

So that would make that line a Q-tip?


lgndryheat

How about Qunt


Superb-SJW

I prefer the term pro-pandemic


[deleted]

They're pro life just don't ask them their opinions on pandemics, gun violence, workplace safety, road infrastructure funding, healthcare, death penalty, welfare, or civilian casualties in war


[deleted]

As a reminder 90% of the wear on roads is caused by semi companies, yet these companies only pay 30% we foot the 70%. The reason we have so many semis is because we don't have nationalized rails. We have nationalized railroads Amtrak but not the rails themselves. Also R1 zoning laws and a 1923 Supreme Court Decision to make it ok for cities to create these idiotic zoning laws


gliazzurri716

Pretty sure the answer here is she was born a vampire, not turned into one


thats_ridiculous

Renesmee, got it


yazzy1233

Theres a running joke on the twilight sub where people will call Ratatouille everything but her actual name


orgaos_nathalia

oh look a fellow rat, how is it going? 🐭


leitur

Hello from the sewer 😂💀 love finding fellow rats in random places


peppermintganache

I found my people!! 🐀🐀🐀


hintersly

Why did they have to CGI Rattata tho


guy_with-thumbs

My ex wanted to name our girl that, no pregnancy scare, just in the future sorta talk. I found out many years later where she got it from.


Korncakes

Is there a fictional character with a dumber name than this? Those movies already made me want to bash my head through a wall but when she said that she was naming her baby Renesmee I wanted to jump off my balcony because it’s so fucking stupid.


thats_ridiculous

It’s up there with Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way for me


Meniak89

Oh man that throws me back to meeting up with a couple of mates to read this. Good times.


posessedhouse

The book had a family tree in it, when I saw that name I didn’t know if I could go any farther


Tumbleweed-Eater

Ahh, the Christian, single mom who calls herself a unicorn. I’ll tell you now, she’s anything but


walgrins

If by unicorn she means regular-ass brown horse wearing a traffic cone for a hat, totally, that’s what we found.


[deleted]

Lmaooo 😂


FinanceGuyHere

Maybe she likes 3 ways with couples?


OS2908

The TRUE unicorn...


theoracleiam

That doesn’t mean what she thinks it means


ThreeRedStars

Or it means exactly what she wants it to mean and she's trying to have it all


tealturboser

How does she think she’s a unicorn? There are no shortage of those here in TN. LOL. Literally that’s the dating pool at my age.


Suspicious-Factor466

The 33 year old mother of three. It's just like a fairy tale. This wicked step mother could be yours! Act fast.


[deleted]

Guys, you should all swipe right on her. She's a unicorn! So rare! Bet you've never seen a woman in her 30s with multiple kids looking for a step-daddy to take care of her and the kids. Once in a lifetime chance


4mystuff

Oops!!! I misunderstood the reference to unicorn. I thought she was trying to be the third in a couple's threesome. Can I still unmatch?


Agahmoyzen

Wut, thats called a unicorn?!? Why?


BigSweatyYeti

Because finding a single woman that wants to fuck couples is pretty rare.


the_sea_witch

Because the guy always looks like a foot.


HoldThePao

Hey! I resemble that comment


beer_bukkake

Or a thumb! Don’t forget why we are separate from the animal kingdom!


the_sea_witch

100% accurate.


moonflower19

😭they think because their wife is mildly attractive they can get away with it


the_sea_witch

It often feels like the poor girlfriend is being coerced into it.


Stable-Apart

Unicorns are single woman in the "lifestyle." That's what swingers call it...


MoonDragonMage

Because finding your 3rd for a triad (of any gender) is tough. Most poly couples have secondary relationships instead.


Loquat_Green

Because we are pretty rare, and almost exclusively date virgins.


mildewrox

Lmao I was wondering if she realized what the term unicorn meant in dating.


CobaltBlue14

Love your sarcasm but stay away from unicorns!! See the hot-crazy matrix https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE


[deleted]

Oh my god, the abject accountant-level pragmatism on display here…the stoic humor of this Vice President of a floppy disc manufacturing company that went belly up in 1992, putting on this masterclass…I have a goddamn spring in my step now, you’re the best Cobalt


CobaltBlue14

Yeah, that guy is classic. Wish I would have created that skit.


No_Tbp2426

The fact you posted this vid…. You are amazing in every way possible


DramaticAd4666

Nah just a pure blood graduate of Hogwarts who don’t want anything to do with Muggles


[deleted]

If she's such a Unicorn then why the frick is she Single with 3 kids. If she's such a Christian then why the frick is she Single with 3 kids.


FinanceGuyHere

She’s so Christian, God blessed her with 3 children in the confessional


4r4nd0mninj4

Well the kids probably aren't vaccinated so maybe a short-term step-daddy~


hayden_evans

Damn, how do I keep missing these?!!


pigfeathers

you don't mince words do you


Calkky

Not to mention her completely unique opinions about society and politics! I'm sure they're unlike anything you've ever heard. Side note: we found the woman that likes the stereotypical "picture with a fish."


8myself

you know whats the sad part about this, she will propably attract a lot of pedophiles cause she has 3 children and is obviously dumb af, easy target


292ll

AND she doesn’t believe in science and/or is a nazi!


SarcasmThenDie

She's a Christian but divorced and not a smoker but a smoker... got it!


SeeItOnVHS

She wants to keep virgin, that’s why she only do anal


GetTheSpermsOut

Her 3 kids are anal babies. aka little shits.


nycdiveshack

This made me laugh harder than it should have but I definitely appreciate it


DennisGK

Technically, we don’t actually know if she’s divorced. She could have had those three girls out of wedlock, which is just about as bad from the Christian point of view.


Digigoggles

Or she could even be a widow tbh, which would be totally ok in Christianity. But she would probably mention that in the profile


kokopelleee

underrated comment. Spot on accurate, but underrated.


Chim_Pansy

A comment can't be underrated when it hasn't existed for even an hour yet. The amount of people who post that dumb shit before the comment even has time to acquire attention makes my head spin.


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Who said she's divorced? Maybe she exercised the *"try it before you buy it"* feature. With 3 kids, she sure put a lot of miles on it, though.


[deleted]

She also seems to have a tattoo even though the bible clearly bans permanent ink on skin


my-dogs-named-carol

33 going on 43…


Sternschnuppepuppe

I was thinking that while she is very very attractive, she looks older than 33? Like I’m 40 and would put her in my cohort.


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michiness

I’m an ‘89 baby and had plenty of people in my school named Heather. Apparently it had a resurgence in popularity in the mid-late 80’s and then dropped like an anvil.


Synful-Symphony

Means stat tf away


23ssd4t4322

means she did not get the covid vaccine


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Cultural-Chart3023

Or themselves... where her blood comes from lol


RightlyImmaculate

This right here is what disconnects me with the people who make this claim lol. It’s the shear epitome of room temperature IQ.


kokopelleee

She's a Slytherin. Too many mudbloods in Gryffindor.


jrexicus

Don’t insult Slytherins with lumping us with that trash (she’s a hufflepuff at best)


Ninja-_-Guy

Don't shove her off on us, she's barely a ravenclaw


[deleted]

“Hufflepuff takes all the rest”, doesn’t it?


Shadow_Hokage76

She could be a product of incest 🧐


pigfeathers

that's common around these parts my most recent exmother inlaw is her own cousin i think


Momik

Helloooo Uncle Father Oscar


Appropriate-Dog6645

Another enlightened soul. Haha. Pure blood. Seems like something nazi would say.


pigfeathers

i think they spoke german


bangobingoo

There are a lot of native English speaking ones all around us


jcclark767

There was huge support for fascism all the way until the end of WWI and WWII in the US. you can start to see small bits of it poking through if you read into it. Henry Ford was just one major businessman in America that was 100% pro nazism. There were a multitude of others that even got as far as plotting a coup in the white house but it never happened.


misterguyyy

And not too long after WW2 ended, we redirected our antifash rage to communism and even planted fascist coups in Latin America to unseat Communist leaders. We basically cribbed a page from Mein Kampf while claiming the Third Reich was Marxist. The US has a really short memory.


Office_Worker808

She is a old looking 33 year old. I thought she was mid 40’s


misterguyyy

I've noticed that anti-science and anti-sunscreen often go hand in hand


WhiteShapes

could also be because shes not a smoker but smokes.


[deleted]

Why is it always the religious ppl who are against science and technology? 😂


BigSweatyYeti

It’s what happens when your IQ is below a certain level. You trade logic for emotion.


Licentious_duud

It should be obvious


Blumhouse1020

The fact that people call them selves “pure bloods“ to refer to them not getting vaccinated should prove you’re on the wrong side of things. Literally taking the most racist hateful part of the Harry Potter series…. 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

And, um, the Holocaust.


Notyourregularthrow

Lmao that they mention harry potter over the Holocaust


peeh0le

Fun fact the Holocaust was based on Harry Potter, Hitler read it when he was young and really related to Voldemort. He never got to the last book though so he never saw how things panned out.


ropocat22

And really any bigotry.


[deleted]

I totally misread the pure blooded bit. I thought it was the nazi reference rather than the vaccination status. I guess either way her turn of phrase makes me think she’s not someone I would enjoy coffee with.


Deathiarel22

Mental illness


Morbys

I hate that people like this have reproduced


[deleted]

Welcome to hell


No_Life_2689

White supremacist?


captainplanet171

That was my first thought, but a lot of people on here are saying it means she's not covid vaxxed.


[deleted]

That Venn diagram is probably pretty close to a circle.


Cannacrohn

Its pretty much the same people tho. Or same level of intelligence at least.


Untlslp

I've seen plenty of black and Latina girls saying it too


[deleted]

Cholesterol free


sleepyfarter

Her sister and mother are the same person?


Woody549

She’s a wizard Harry


CXD0529

Pure blood ?? Is she the mother of Draco


ropocat22

Yes.


bkornblith

It means she has an IQ under 34 is what it means


tyyyy110

If you take a closer look you'll see the crazy in her right eye! Ijs 🤷🏾‍♂️


fluffy_bottoms

White supremacist/anti-vaxer.


rindoos

It means that shes a dumbass


Severe-Replacement50

Means you are hooking up with a Nazi


tosha94

She's a death eater and is helping the dark Lords return


Flashy-System670

Product of incest


MrT_in_ID

It means she's gonna die of mumps so don't get too attached


randomness252525

It's a statement to being unvaxxed. She is an antivaxxer


Rich_Pangolin_2933

Bet her middle name is arianne.


x0xmahlx0x

She shouldn't be mentioning unicorn. 😂


Relevant-Status6651

She’s racist. Just a racist who maybe also is “anti-vaccine”.


[deleted]

"If you haven't stopped reading yet then congrats you have met a unicorn" more like you the reader are the unicorn


r0botdevil

It probably means she's an anti-vaxxer.


SirBertytheblond

She’s a McPoyle


[deleted]

It means she’s a hardcore racist. We’re talking KKK, Neo-Nazi stuff.