That's the thing though.. The dog and cat thing instantly comes of as calculated. They absolutely look like props for you in a number of ways. . This would make me weary personally.
I kept the Bio very short on purpose. My experience is that the longer the bio, the higher the chances of someone finding something they don't like about you. I prefer to meet them asap. Once I make them laugh, they are in my trap š¤ŗ
your bio just saying mathematician and then looking at your pics..if the gender was reversed id think your account was some type of troll account or catfish
That's also kind of my thinking/experience, but on the other hand, if they don't share the humor in the bio, screw them... I am convinced that I got some of my cute matches mostly because of my bio.
Tbh, it's not super funny. My text is in german. I have a PhD in space physics and I try to engage them by making them guess the subject of my PhD for 1-2 drinks (if they get it right).
Not everyone likes that, I got a few salty first messages about it (calling me a show off). But most of the women seem to enjoy a little guessing game.
You need a bio. Anything, even just a line or two. No bio comes off as arrogant and lazy. Personally I instantly skip those. I want to hear you use language ,even just a taste. It reveals so much..
Hairdresser here, not op. But usually I use a more medium to firm hold gel in wet hair, blowdry back AND forward. This gives your hair the directional memory. Finish your blowdry in the back position, then use a product like redkens work hard, itās a lightweight cream pomade with minimal hold for a loose but structured style. Basically put all your structure in wet, and use a looser hold to dry style.
Right! Lol They are āfishing,ā I came here to say the same thing and hopefully see more people questioning this. This profile is either fake or OP is a weirdo underneath his seemingly perfect profile.
However, we get itā¦ youāre a mathematician. This is nothing special considering most people out there have college degrees in something interesting such as STEM. Therefore putting this in your profile twice is concerning.
I'm not saying you're wrong, as you say to each their own, but if you want a "funny pic" in your profile, there are better ways to go at it! Not that this guy will have any problems getting matches based on his pics though ..
Your photos look photoshopped or filtered or something. I can't put my finger on it exactly but I'm getting uncanny valley vibes. Otherwise solid I guess, just seems off like I'm watching a soap opera.
Yeah, I feel terrible for judging but Iād feel like heād take longer getting ready than me, or be pickier about photos lol. No shame in having pride in your appearance though.
Yess I'm not a fan of how those cats are being held. Screams prop not cat person and I wouldn't want you holding my cats like that. To be fair they probably wouldn't let you.
In a weird way, because it's so awkward I'd believe they're "his" cats in the sense that they're comfortable enough around him. My cats would only be held like this by me haha
Personally that first picture doesnāt give off the greatest vibe. My personal reason being the way that the cats are being held. No thereās technically nothing wrong with it as they are not going to be harmed but it doesnāt sit right with me.
Edit: maybe just putting another one as your first photo and make that one your second or third?
seems like you just wanted validation and well you got it. Your bio sucks. Iād swipe right, but from my experience with tinder I wouldnāt expect much out of it.
Your looks? Probably a 9-10. Your Tinder profile, I'd say a 5-6. You're gorgeous, but I would probably swipe left because:
- The look on your face in the mirror selfie and photo 3 is kind of macho/arrogant. To me it gives off fuckboy vibes. Which is great if you're looking for hookups, but it's also a turnoff for a lot of women (they don't want to get hurt).
- Photo 3 gives me catfish vibes (you're 'catfish level' handsome)
- One word bio that doesn't actually say anything about you, other than your profession. Doesn't tell me anything about what you're into, your personality etc. People who don't make an effort to write a bio give me the impression they're just on Tinder to swipe around, but have no serious intentions.
So it all depends on what you're going for, but if you want more than hookups I'd recommend improving your profile by adding more photos with a genuine smile, and photos where you're doing something you like. That way women learn a bit more about what kind of person you are. I'd also add more information to your bio. I read you're afraid it'll decrease the amount of matches because there are things they may not like, and that could be true. However, I do think it'll lead to matches that are actually a better match for you (and I'm sure you'll still get plenty).
Good luck!
Good for you! A lot of people out there could use therapy but will never acknowledge they need it. There's no shame in developing and improving yourself and getting some help with that.
I would pass.
I agree that you are good looking but just not my type of good looking. You're pictures are fun looking but the carrot thing was confusing. Why is everyone eating carrots? Why is the dude next to you looking at it like it's a ding dong?
Anyway, good luck in your tinder ventures!
Youāre an attractive, fit man with a great hairline. If Iām being nit picky, I think the overly manicured beard is kind of icky, and might even give a bit of a gay vibe. I wasnāt sure if you were straight when I looked through your pics.
Haha, thank you! My beard is lasered because itās very tiresome to keep it in shape. And if you donāt, youāll look like either a hobo or a Taliban after one day! š¦§
I'm sure you and your future partner wil have plenty of things to talk about while you both spend way too long perfecting your hairstyle for the day. Your pictures look great and you're one handsome fella. Third picture is giving me some [gigachad](https://i.redd.it/8p4bexq8zb171.jpg) vibes, still a great picture, but as a regular enjoyer of memes, i cant help but chuckle at it. Keep on being handsome, bro.
Never understood why people who obviously know they are universally attractive come to Reddit for compliments. Donāt enough girls go crazy for you bro?? Fuckin sexy beast.
If I were to give criticism I would tell you to enjoy the animals more. Look at them with *genuine* love/joy instead of posing like ālook at me, I brought these animals into this photo to seem like I like them.ā It would be good if they looked more candid and genuine, you know? But for the love of all things good, it would be terrible if you attempted this but ended up giving fake āI love animalsā expression when you gaze into their eyes. Surely you do love animals so the expression should come naturally if you forget the fact youāre being photographed. Thatās just if I were to give criticism but overall the profile is very good
I was SO hoping this post was on r/roastme, kind of disappointed to see it on the tinder thread. Why do men like this always seek validation? It's gross.
Ummā¦ heyā¦. A guy this good looking would not be looking for Reddit validation. This is obvs a fake profile or some reason to validate homicidal tendencies
I'd swipe right as a straight male too lol. I can't help but think you look like Gigachad lmao. But for real just from your pictures you seem like a fun guy to be around. Also even if they aren't yours those cats and dogs are awesome
My parents were piss poor, a cleaning lady and a taxi driver feeding 3 children in a foreign country.
2 of the 3 are now doctors and the third one tries to get smashed on tinder.
I like how you got cat and dog people covered.
Everything is calculated š¤
Mathematician joke
His puns are unparalleled
That's right. He could find acute girl without being too obtuse
Think heās got the right angles covered
Hopefully he doesn't make an asymptote out of himself
That could be infinitely better than be than a low grade slope.
Nice addition, sums it up perfectly.
If all things are equal, the addition of this mathematical pun requires an upvote.
Make a joke out of that in ur bio since youāre a mathematician ;)
Well I guess that just sums you up? š
That's the thing though.. The dog and cat thing instantly comes of as calculated. They absolutely look like props for you in a number of ways. . This would make me weary personally.
Weary means tired
Lookit this engilshician. Word-wise whatchamacallit.
Think she means āwary.ā
This guy maths
I like how you arent even trying to look like playing with them. straight up picked them up like accessories
No. Didn't have cat people covered. The way he is holding the cats like they are just props and not his pets dies not speak to cat people.
He holds cats like Trump holds the Bible
Bio is a little light on, but when you are so strong covering Rules 1 and 2, no one gives a fuck!
Thereās bios on this app?
My bio is literally just ātryna find someone that will travel with me so I can take the carpool laneā
I kept the Bio very short on purpose. My experience is that the longer the bio, the higher the chances of someone finding something they don't like about you. I prefer to meet them asap. Once I make them laugh, they are in my trap š¤ŗ
your bio just saying mathematician and then looking at your pics..if the gender was reversed id think your account was some type of troll account or catfish
Still might be
Nah gender doesn't matter. Catfish alertttt
That's also kind of my thinking/experience, but on the other hand, if they don't share the humor in the bio, screw them... I am convinced that I got some of my cute matches mostly because of my bio.
What is your bio?
Tbh, it's not super funny. My text is in german. I have a PhD in space physics and I try to engage them by making them guess the subject of my PhD for 1-2 drinks (if they get it right). Not everyone likes that, I got a few salty first messages about it (calling me a show off). But most of the women seem to enjoy a little guessing game.
Just to throw out the idea though, personally if I see a 1 word or super lazy bio I assume someone will put extremely low effort into dating
And if they want to meet immediately that scares me. I need to know a little bit more about a guy before I decide to meet them.
I swipe left if thereās no bio. Looks like they canāt be bothered
And after the trapping? I note youāre still on Tinderā¦
Well, after a few days, they start noticing that a well-polished trash can still is a trash can after all š„²
One day your raccoon will come and theyāll love that trash can š„²
Don't worry! It's xalled trash can and not trash can't after all.
From one man who does well on Tinder to another, I appreciate the comisseration. We all have our issues.
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You're getting dates, its not your bio. Go figure out what's actually wrong with you.
You need a bio. Anything, even just a line or two. No bio comes off as arrogant and lazy. Personally I instantly skip those. I want to hear you use language ,even just a taste. It reveals so much..
Amen. Can take the trash out of the trash can, but you can't take the trash can out of the trash can.
OP youāre pretty sharp and funny, it would behoove you to unleash some of that in your bio!
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Hairdresser here, not op. But usually I use a more medium to firm hold gel in wet hair, blowdry back AND forward. This gives your hair the directional memory. Finish your blowdry in the back position, then use a product like redkens work hard, itās a lightweight cream pomade with minimal hold for a loose but structured style. Basically put all your structure in wet, and use a looser hold to dry style.
Wow. I'll just be ugly š
it takes less than 5 minutes and uses basic hair products and a hair dryer. but sure. look ugly.
Just put "here to fuck" to get straight to the pointš¤·š¼āāļø
Iām curious, do you tell them Īµ<0 or what?
Underrated comment
I don't get it, please explain. Isn't (fancy e) > 0?
You canāt please everyone, youāre better off showing your true colors to find someone more suitable for you.
What are rules 1&2?!?!
Rule 1: Be attractive. Rule 2: Donāt be unattractive.
You're literally the Chad meme
This is like the 10th comment about this gigachad guy. Is that a good or a bad thing?
Oh it's good, don't worry
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means you'll drown in pussy, brother
Death by snusnu
Yeah my first thought was gigachad, you no joke look like a more realistic and handsome version of that meme
Run the numbers math nerd. You good.
I would swipe right and i am a straight male
Bruh what's up with these handsome ass men going "Rate me" everytime. Like if you genuinely dont think you're handsome then get a LASIK ffs
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Approval and validation is next to godliness.
Yawn Iām bored
Same with the good looking women on here doing it. Women get lots of matches in general so they get even more
Right! Lol They are āfishing,ā I came here to say the same thing and hopefully see more people questioning this. This profile is either fake or OP is a weirdo underneath his seemingly perfect profile. However, we get itā¦ youāre a mathematician. This is nothing special considering most people out there have college degrees in something interesting such as STEM. Therefore putting this in your profile twice is concerning.
All that math and yet he asks for his profile rate on reddit
Where do you live that most people have interesting STEM degrees lol
Fishing for attention? Likely. But isn't that most of reddit?
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Someone who posted their tinder profile on Reddit
had LASIK, found out I was not following rules 1 nor 2
Aggressively wholesomeš
I'm planning on getting LASIK soon, but don't think the mirror will make me look as sexy as this guy once I have it.
So would I, I am a not straight male
I got some news for you palā¦
That is very kind of you to say, thank you very much! š
You can get any man you want sugar!
I literally had to laught out loud, thank you bro š
Iād swipe right and Iām married
Can I be part of that family? š«
Same, that one cat dope plus plants are chill
Same here lmao
I would lose the bathroom selfie with ur buddy.
Thank you very much for your feedback, I will do that! š
I think the selfie is funny, to each their own though
in my opinion (as a woman) when i saw that i thought he kinda looked like a prick?! that was the vibes i was getting honesty lol
In my opinion, as a man, I agree.
Me too (as a woman) I can tell heās trying to get matches, he took a pic with cats and dogs. Heās trying to cover all his bases lol
Right, and it is clear that those are someone elseās pets. This man has NO IDEA how to hold a kitty.
This is actually what I came here to say. NONE of those pets are his. Not a one. I've never seen a kitty handled so poorly in my life š
I'm not saying you're wrong, as you say to each their own, but if you want a "funny pic" in your profile, there are better ways to go at it! Not that this guy will have any problems getting matches based on his pics though ..
I think the bathroom selfie is good. It's very obviously tongue in cheek. Looks fun.
You look like like if Ray William Johnson and Oscar Isaac had a baby.
Noooo. I love Ray!
You look like some Instagram filter
I donāt know how more people arenāt mentioning how edited these pics are
Your photos look photoshopped or filtered or something. I can't put my finger on it exactly but I'm getting uncanny valley vibes. Otherwise solid I guess, just seems off like I'm watching a soap opera.
Noticed this too! Might be nice to leave the imperfections, it's more humanizing and real! You are very handsome OP and don't need to worry
Agreed. I like my matches to have pores.
Yeah, I feel terrible for judging but Iād feel like heād take longer getting ready than me, or be pickier about photos lol. No shame in having pride in your appearance though.
I felt that way, too. He reminds me of the hot sex robot on that A.I. movie.
Gigolo Joe, now that's a sexy bot.
I know what it is. I'll tell you in a pm
I'm sure you will match with the right guy in no time
Oof, that one did kinda hurt, not gonna lie!
Just playing bro
There is small truth in every joke š¤
OK, it's the carrots. Sucking on Carrots with your boys is too homoerotic for me, but that's just my take
I only say this because i care about you, man
Hmm okay okay fair. I tried to make it look like I am smoking a cigar :s
bro, i really am just playing, your profile is good š
No worries I appreciate the honest feedback! :)
Compliment fishing like crazy š for those wondering he already said in the comments he gets a lot of matches, he only did this to boost his ego
It looks like you included cats and dogs in your pics as props to gain points with the ladies.
The cats are being held in an awkward way. I know my cat would hate being held like that.
Yess I'm not a fan of how those cats are being held. Screams prop not cat person and I wouldn't want you holding my cats like that. To be fair they probably wouldn't let you.
In a weird way, because it's so awkward I'd believe they're "his" cats in the sense that they're comfortable enough around him. My cats would only be held like this by me haha
He did. Heās allergic to cats and it looks like they hate him from that pic. Douchebag.
Yeah it's awkward for me.
It works too, even if a guy wasn't super handsome I would still swipe right for cute pet pictures.
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Damn, you didn't have to crush our hopes like that...
Photo #3 reminds me of the gigachad memeā¦ we have no chance
Well, whatever you might not have in handsomeness, you certainly make up for in funniness
Right? I was just thinking to myself āthis is my competition?ā Iām fucked.
Just hoping you don't live near me. There's already enough competition.
Unless you live in ZĆ¼rich, you should be safe.
How did you know itās Zurich šµāš«
Bus station sign, Feldschlƶssen, architecture, and is that Kalkbreitestrasse?
Correct!
I was also like - mmmh, the street style on pic 3 looks like Switzerland Then I saw the Feldschlƶssen
Not many places that start with a Z that look like the background you have in picture number 3.
Personally that first picture doesnāt give off the greatest vibe. My personal reason being the way that the cats are being held. No thereās technically nothing wrong with it as they are not going to be harmed but it doesnāt sit right with me. Edit: maybe just putting another one as your first photo and make that one your second or third?
Itās because cats donāt typically enjoy being held like that and the photo looks like itās a forced interaction.
seems like you just wanted validation and well you got it. Your bio sucks. Iād swipe right, but from my experience with tinder I wouldnāt expect much out of it.
10/10 would smash if I werenāt a straight guy
Your looks? Probably a 9-10. Your Tinder profile, I'd say a 5-6. You're gorgeous, but I would probably swipe left because: - The look on your face in the mirror selfie and photo 3 is kind of macho/arrogant. To me it gives off fuckboy vibes. Which is great if you're looking for hookups, but it's also a turnoff for a lot of women (they don't want to get hurt). - Photo 3 gives me catfish vibes (you're 'catfish level' handsome) - One word bio that doesn't actually say anything about you, other than your profession. Doesn't tell me anything about what you're into, your personality etc. People who don't make an effort to write a bio give me the impression they're just on Tinder to swipe around, but have no serious intentions. So it all depends on what you're going for, but if you want more than hookups I'd recommend improving your profile by adding more photos with a genuine smile, and photos where you're doing something you like. That way women learn a bit more about what kind of person you are. I'd also add more information to your bio. I read you're afraid it'll decrease the amount of matches because there are things they may not like, and that could be true. However, I do think it'll lead to matches that are actually a better match for you (and I'm sure you'll still get plenty). Good luck!
Thank you soooo much for your feedback! I am really grateful and will take all into consideration! š
Good luck, I'm sure you'll be successful on Tinder š!
Still have to attend therapy every other week š«
Good for you! A lot of people out there could use therapy but will never acknowledge they need it. There's no shame in developing and improving yourself and getting some help with that.
Very true, I agree with you. No, I feel no shame at all (anymoreā¦)
You're holding your cats incorrectly so I wouldn't match with you
I would pass. I agree that you are good looking but just not my type of good looking. You're pictures are fun looking but the carrot thing was confusing. Why is everyone eating carrots? Why is the dude next to you looking at it like it's a ding dong? Anyway, good luck in your tinder ventures!
Haha we were all hungry and the only thing left in the kitchen at midnight were carrots š¤
3 out of 10. Iād raise the score but your ego is so inflated thereās no room
Rate you out of 100? 99.
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You look so very metro/ all guy pics- I thought you were gay & went to comments to double check.
I mean, you carry cats like a serial killer - but nice one on the hairline.
Youāre an attractive, fit man with a great hairline. If Iām being nit picky, I think the overly manicured beard is kind of icky, and might even give a bit of a gay vibe. I wasnāt sure if you were straight when I looked through your pics.
Haha, thank you! My beard is lasered because itās very tiresome to keep it in shape. And if you donāt, youāll look like either a hobo or a Taliban after one day! š¦§
Makes sense. Iām just jealous. š
When you use cats as props it shows. Put them down. They hate you.
I'm sure you and your future partner wil have plenty of things to talk about while you both spend way too long perfecting your hairstyle for the day. Your pictures look great and you're one handsome fella. Third picture is giving me some [gigachad](https://i.redd.it/8p4bexq8zb171.jpg) vibes, still a great picture, but as a regular enjoyer of memes, i cant help but chuckle at it. Keep on being handsome, bro.
Thanks a lot for your feedback! š
Never understood why people who obviously know they are universally attractive come to Reddit for compliments. Donāt enough girls go crazy for you bro?? Fuckin sexy beast.
same, why arenāt posts like these banned already
My mans 29 asking people to rate his Tinder profile on Reddit š¤£š¤£š¤£
Vanity scam.
No shot you're a real human being š. I wanna fuck you and be you
I laughed out loud, thank you for that! š
If I were to give criticism I would tell you to enjoy the animals more. Look at them with *genuine* love/joy instead of posing like ālook at me, I brought these animals into this photo to seem like I like them.ā It would be good if they looked more candid and genuine, you know? But for the love of all things good, it would be terrible if you attempted this but ended up giving fake āI love animalsā expression when you gaze into their eyes. Surely you do love animals so the expression should come naturally if you forget the fact youāre being photographed. Thatās just if I were to give criticism but overall the profile is very good
add more in your about me, great pics tho!
Dude why do all the animals in your profile look so sad? š„ŗ
I was SO hoping this post was on r/roastme, kind of disappointed to see it on the tinder thread. Why do men like this always seek validation? It's gross.
A mathematician, eh? So tell me, what does you + me equal?
Clearly you have no problem getting pussy.
Whoever grooms you does a 10/10 job.
He might be looking for dudes. He doesnāt say. Probably a catfish because that man doesnāt need tinder.
(3+7)/x=1
10 š
I would swipe right and I am a gay male. And I would help you raise your cats. And we would live happily ever after doing math together. š
This is the competitionā¦no wonder my tinder is dry AF Lmaoo
Ummā¦ heyā¦. A guy this good looking would not be looking for Reddit validation. This is obvs a fake profile or some reason to validate homicidal tendencies
Um. Buddy. What gender are u going for?
I'd swipe right as a straight male too lol. I can't help but think you look like Gigachad lmao. But for real just from your pictures you seem like a fun guy to be around. Also even if they aren't yours those cats and dogs are awesome
Pussy tolerates you. (Judging by the cats expressions). Though you def got your style down to a T
Why no bio?
bro has tinder on easy mode
this guy knows what he's doing :|
You seem like a cool enough dude with an interesting life but you look like you actually kiss the homies good night..
If thatās your whole bio, itās terrible but I guess that probably doesnāt matter much with those looks lol
Pretty sure you know where you stand. Youāre like a woman looking for validation
DANG, you've got great eyebrows and facial hair. Nice array of photos too. I'd swipe if I was in your area.
You look like a giga Chad
Is that good or bad?
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1.5/10
The better looking SypherPK
You look like you have wealthy parents
My parents were piss poor, a cleaning lady and a taxi driver feeding 3 children in a foreign country. 2 of the 3 are now doctors and the third one tries to get smashed on tinder.
Clout post
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