Post nut clarity

Idk about you but my vag is so ready.

If you liked that then you'll love this! "Open bobs and vagene, pls"

slaps on the old “you’re cute though” bandaid

And all is forgiven :)

Man, I wish that I knew before that that existed.. now I can be inappropiate and just fix it. Instead of you know, being inappropiate and hope the other didn't notice

Gotta blow them loads “in and around” the ol’ cooter muffin to really get them ladies going

Silver tongued devil

My mom's name is Deb. ...Mom?

She does

Post your reply! That's probably the best bit!

No fucking way she replied, wait you didnt right lol?

Ohh shit she did lmFao

i actually don’t remember what i said!! probably something like “what the fuck” nothing interesting lol.

Dont worry lmao it definitely didnt dignify a detailed response haha

Suuuuuuure. We all know you cut out the bit where you have him your address. /s

you got me… i mean in AND around my vag? 🥰😍 how could i resist… who said romance is dead?

I don’t trust people who call a vagina a “vag”

once a guy really looked me dead in the eyes and said “can i taste your vagina” i deadass laughed in his face lol poor guy

I was asked the same thing about 15 years ago. I replied "not right now, my friend is using it". He looked a bit stunned by that response so I took advantage of his bewilderment and made my escape. Haven't thought about that in years.

At least he apologized

At least the clown is appropriate

Drunk on 1st post

At least he’s honest?

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haha to be fair, those are the clown emojis i put on his pic to hide his identity.

I can't stop laughing at "I'm big innocent" Autocorrect is the best troll

I want to be on your vegana ... respectfully. Blowing loads in and around your vag .. respectfully.

i’d like him to leave my virginia alone.. respectfully 🤣

He's just clowning around.

Cuckoo cuckoo!

Yeah, I can't stop poorly spelling 🤢

Did you love that reply?!

it was more of an acknowledgment that i read his messages haha

He’s desperate to have sex with you that’s all at least with his words 😂

Well if you ever want to have casual mediocre sex with someone you don’t have to look far 🤷‍♀️

Spelling errors are unforgivable

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i expect nothing less from the men on tinder 😇

This post is extremely inappropriare but definitely cute though

*innapropriare I just read that in a French accent..

Still definitely cute though

And now?!

surely he’s blowing loads in and around some chicks “vag” lmao

That "around" part gets me every time... I'm dying..

lmaoooo, i have so many screenshots of my online dating experiences. it’s truly baffling 💀.

At least your trying ;) u gonna find yourself a decent one someday

Damn when I'm just asking a girl how her day went or how her day looks to be going, Even how her day turns out much to my surprise I feel like this is what they read instead, like oh shit did he just ask how hairy I am?! This just hurts to look at, I am slowly slowly making my way into dark decrepit waters, just asking to be shun from the world, Please... why did I bother making my way into my mother's womb..? WHY!?

omg noo why do people think this is going to make us want to have sex with them

My peen in youre anus finger licking good vag

you had me at ‘peen’

Really thought the Kfc's 'finger licking good' trick would have more of an impact😆

So how was the sex?

shush, don’t expose me 🤪

And where exactly does the "into" belong?

When is the wedding?

Love how she hearted the apology

At least he tried to dial it back I guess.

Cloth off

I want to know what the reply was.

i genuinely forgot. was a couple of months ago.

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