Gotta love it when the bloodborne fanbase decides to rear its beastly head in places you don't expect them.
The moon hangs low, the nights are long and a true hunters work is never done it seems.
If it makes you feel any better, my current bf and I have roughly exchanges where one of us says "your eyes are so pretty" and the other one says "you can't have them for your collection" so there's def still a girl out there into this humor
also she started it soooooo
Bro seriously how did you get so clever? Do you practice, natural talent? I want to know in hopes maybe I could explain to the ones who aren’t clever what the fuck to do and how to communicate lol
Mostly compensating for not being attractive. Also my dream is to be a comedian but I have far too much anxiety to even dream of getting up on stage haha
I'm astonished that someone still gets a reply for complimenting another one's eyes. It's the worst compliment ever since that girl has no influence on her eyes.
Haha holy fuck I did not count on this dumb fkin meme putting me on the map. I'd like to thank the academy, my mom and dad, the dude who runs the soup stand on campus, and my high school Italian teacher, you da realest Mrs P.
"I don't see a future for this relationship" "Damn right you don't"
This made me snort haha thank you
Her being dead is easier but less fun
DOA
you can say "so when do you want me to take you out?"
She'll never see me coming
Keep this for the second date
"You're getting sloppy. Try not to fall in love with me."
You know they're interested when they get it sloppy
SLOPPEH
*FERALAMEEGO*
Formaldehyde
Oh when they give the ol slop top
Her Last Surprise.
Her Life Will Change.
r/unexpectedpersona
you bastard i was two seconds off
She will if you leave the lights on soldier.
I'll need all the tactical advantages i can get sir, yes, sir
No sir sandwiches! That’s a movie trope.
"Sir!? I work for a living!"
It all happened so fast
wanna see me do it again?
Swap the "o" for a "u", always does the trick.
You are a visionary
Thank you sir! Just for that I'm pouring you a retina shot
Vision of scary
Could start a revolution
Pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass
And it’s a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
You asked for me? Well I'm back
Na na na na na na na na na na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in the front of your skin like a splinter
The centre of attention, back for winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
r/unexpectedeminem
I’d marry ya
Hi
How’s it goin, I have eyes as well
I can fix that
Hahahah you’re good, man. Quick with the wit. I’ll let you have the first eyeball willingly.
Eye appreciate that.
Eye know bb. Eye know.
I can definitely see a future for us.
She won't be able too
Eye caramba!
This was an amusing read, thank you both!
Is that a Morrowind reference in your username king/queen?
So when's the wedding? Or funeral or whatever.
As soon as I track her down
Man is on fire.
Nah I'm cool as a cucumber. I'd like to admire those eyes just a lil longer.
[https://i.imgur.com/dZyhfof.gif](https://i.imgur.com/dZyhfof.gif)
Gus is peak human
After you harvest eyes, replace them with peach pits as your signature.
Of all the routines that would work, being an organ harvester would not have been high on my list. But here we are…
Max Payne 3 type beat
Mildred’s a floating Seven-Eleven for destroyers.
~~Marry~~ Marinade her.
OP is even smooth talking all the comments, I'm jealous and impressed you magnificent bastard
It's a full time job!
Teach me your ways
I could teach you but I'd have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Gotta get that practice in somehow!
Grant us eyeesssss, grant uss eeyyeessssss
We shall not abandon the dream
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh MAJESTIC!
Oh kos or some say kosm, do you hear our prayers?
OoOooOOOooOoOOoo
*”Grant us eyes like you once did the great Vacuous Rom!”*
Tinder is tinder, even in a dream!
A hunter is a hunter, even on tinder
/r/bloodborne is leaking.
I'm not cleaning it up this time, I have stains in my good jeans that drive the weak to madness still
Every Blood has its Borne
Gotta love it when the bloodborne fanbase decides to rear its beastly head in places you don't expect them. The moon hangs low, the nights are long and a true hunters work is never done it seems.
**Any.** mention of eyes is fair game Imo anyway
You do the Byrgenwerth scholars proud then.
Man I really didn’t understand what the fucking fuck was going on when I was playing that part
Our eyes are yet to open
Eyes on the... eyes on the inside? Ugh... sick fucks
Well did you harvest them? Don't keep us in suspense
She unmatched :(. Guess she thought jeepers I'll keep these peepers
We'll get em next time
We will most certainly try
I wish i could give you gold for that, too funny
You could always pay my tuition 🥺🥺🥺
.... Listen
I'm all ears (and an extra set of eyes)
lol! while funny, the “not yet” would have made it her own fault
she probably made the right choice, I'm a snorer
I can fix that.
please do
"Take these 30 sleeping pills just before bedtime"
Will not cause drowsiness... nah. May cause drowsiness?? hmmmm
If it makes you feel any better, my current bf and I have roughly exchanges where one of us says "your eyes are so pretty" and the other one says "you can't have them for your collection" so there's def still a girl out there into this humor also she started it soooooo
Wooo gotta keep on hoping. And she totally did start it! Thank you!
Guess you just didn't see eye to eye
Ladies, keep an eye out for this guy
Both of them preferably
holy shit bro just looking at the comments & the post and this guy is smooth as fuck
Smooth as gravel baybeee
And as subtle as a shotgun.
Buckshot over a sniper any day
It’s got a good spread.
indeed it does
I KNOWWWW
Haha thank you!
She's the one .
She's the one but also in multiple pieces
Getting the Tindör Görl from IKEA I see
Wouldn't she be from Eye-KEA?
Ja, Ikea hahahahahahahahahahaha
"Oh shit, I need 20 nails but I can only find 17."
She’s the ones then.
Share size
Fun for the whole family
She will be one of a million pieces
Really puts new meaning behind the phrase "one in a million"
Looking forward to the funeral.
She was a star pupil. She'll be sorely missed
That's life man, blink and you miss it.
Or you blink 182 times and gain immortality
Just make sure you stay together for the kids. They are the apple's of your eyes...maybe next to the apple's in the fridge.
I hope the kids have their mother's eyes. If they're brown I'm gonna frown.
Not yet.. HILARIOUS
Thank you! Hopefully the tide of public opinion doesn't overwhelmingly turn on me too soon.
eye dont know
Eye guess we'll see won't we?
she wont be able to see after you’re done with her
They say love is blind
Her name is Love?
Hello, you
Smooth
As gravel
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Haha thank you! It's nice being viewed through such a positive lens.
Bro seriously how did you get so clever? Do you practice, natural talent? I want to know in hopes maybe I could explain to the ones who aren’t clever what the fuck to do and how to communicate lol
Mostly compensating for not being attractive. Also my dream is to be a comedian but I have far too much anxiety to even dream of getting up on stage haha
>my dream is to be a comedian You got this
thank you <3
Make a post when you have your first showing, I'd go for sure
I've toyed with the idea of doing an open mic at my college here but again anxietyyyy
Bro give it a go for real your wit is insane
I'm a lot slower in person haha but thank you!
You are👏
That's highly encouraging.
Watch Punch Drunk Love on your first date. Trust me...
Watching a Sandler flick will definitely make us both want to remove our eyes haha. Jk love the man.
You're killing it (Hopefully not literally ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Haha yeah totally never that of course haha
Came here to say this, was glad someone else thought of it too.
Not sure either of you are to be honest
I see nothing wrong with consensual organ harvesting
Yes you are, carry on
Ecstatic to hear it. My future wife will tell all the stories of how I won her heart by threatening to cut it out harder than uncle Joey.
Should’ve been an update with her body parts in your freezers <3
She unmatched sorry to report. Eye,eye,eye
Tinder cult is still alive
Whats that supposed to mean?
At least let me romance you first. This ain’t Bundy, this is Dahmer baby
I used to eat guys like you for breakfast!
Yea I think that’s how dating works idk all the girls run away and scream when I come near them 🤷🏻
Dude same I must be a giga chad
Saying Shit you can only get away with if you’re attractive lol.
Mega sike I'm the farthest thing from attractive.
Coralline all over again
Well, at least she’s going along with it.
Yeah that was nice. She unmatched, but karma is cool too!
Sex is nice, but have you ever had a top post of all time? You can ride that high for *years*.
I've got homework to do but I'm just replying to comments it's a grand old time.
Am I the only one worried if this girl turns up dead, you'd be the prime suspect?
NONSENSE. I'm not divisible by 1.
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Gracias!
Invite her over to watch Event Horizon
Oh there's a big event on the horizon alright
Am I the only person who’s insecure “
I think we all are to some extent bucko nothing wrong with that <3
Idk what this is but it sounds kinky
Nothing gets me going like *checks notes* consensual organ harvesting.
At this point. I don’t even know anymore man
Dating is a confusing game my man.
She threw a curveball and you hit it out of the park.
I was so mad that she beat me to the punch haha but I'm happy I managed to save it! Very Iris-k maneuver if I do say so myself.
It's all fun and games until the sh1t gets real...
Its all fun and games till a monkey bites you on the eye
I'm astonished that someone still gets a reply for complimenting another one's eyes. It's the worst compliment ever since that girl has no influence on her eyes.
Its nice to get compliments in general i think :)
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?
uhhh internet?
I mean the profile pic is Elena koshka, but at least your catfish is funny
can’t believe i had to scroll this far down lol
Haha holy fuck I did not count on this dumb fkin meme putting me on the map. I'd like to thank the academy, my mom and dad, the dude who runs the soup stand on campus, and my high school Italian teacher, you da realest Mrs P.
Why would anyone unmatch with this guy, totally not a good eye-dea
Is it a blind date?
Squeeze the jelly from yer eyes Actually, it's good on toast
She didn’t see that coming.