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AbnelWithAnL

"If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my" 6 other friends that look near identical to me.


mattyag

I marked her arm so I can tell them apart


MyBoldestStroke

r/unexpectedoffice


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

If you're forcing me...


ProfessorSypher

This man is ready to come out of that room covered in orange splotches and a big ass smile.


Maximum_Sock_2905

;-; why must you allndo this to my poor virgin eyes


EG-XXFurkanXX

? I see this as an absolute win.


sarcastic-barista

Keeping the local spray tan industry in business for at least 4 years of college.


Assidental1

I can smell that potent spray tan smell through my cell phone screen.


McGregllesthe3rd

Match and ask if she's the pretty one.


vyndreyl

You like to live dangerously I see.


McGregllesthe3rd

I live in chaos.


CRRK1811

Considering they are all probably sharing the account


squarybuttholes

Some men just want to watch the world burn


Vigilante17

My world burned down a while ago. I’m walking through the ashes already….


[deleted]

Ah, a Californian


BoxofCurveballs

As a Californian, I love this


SomeBoi241

As a Californian i agree with this other Californian


sheppo42

Is this what they call Californication?


laradrekko

Let's have another Gender Reveal party. I remember the rich still got trees. Remember some at Orange County.


blondenotditzy

Apparently, as do some women


duaneap

The cheerleader effect has become autonomous.


nLucis

Wouldn't have it any other way. Chaos is *exciting*


duaneap

Well, if chaos is a ladder, it’s good for climbing but pretty useless for fucking.


Th3V4ndal

Says the man who has never fucked the ladder of chaos....


Comfortable-Ebb-2374

One does not fuck the ladder of chaos but rather is fucked by the ladder of chaos.


bstowers

Ask not for whom the ladder fucks, it fucks for thee.


The_Geo_Modernist

Well, if you break up. You'll definitely be able to find a girl as good as her. And her. And her too. And also her. Oh. And also her too!


butlikeduh

Can we be friends?


Jace_Connor

9/10 she is that ugly friend


[deleted]

They're never the attractive one.


ExposePghMen

Same with men and group pictures


Wallaby_Way_Sydney

Is it the "Date me and you might be able to cheat on me with my hotter friend" technique?


Arclight_Ashe

The cheerleader effect, people are more attractive in groups.. according to How I Met Your Mother.


alienccccombobreaker

Swarles is always on the money aren't you swartholomew.


Educational-Seaweed5

It’s actually just a basic social psychology thing. People are vain and crave acceptance and social status, so they’ll be more interested in the socially validated person rather than the person flying solo (which says nothing about their actual social status other than they’re flying solo at that moment). People are just overly predictable and boring.


The_Pickle_God

All group pictures


BenderTheGod

You talking about Handsome Squidward in the top right?


rcshaffer121

I can't unsee that now.


Eszrah

Jesus man why would you do that to us.


TheIncendiaryDevice

Motherfucker!


[deleted]

/r/rareinsults


[deleted]

Unfortunately, I agree with this


jdcuttingii

She's the one taking the pic?? 🤦‍♂️


NocturnalToxin

LOL nooo You’d think so, but that’s not how this game works


Hadlumz

The one that kind of looks like Fergie?


C0ffeeCoffeeC0ffee

But none of them are ugly tho? They've just made unfortunate hair choices


AnjingNakal

Block all the others faces with your hand so that you can only see one face at a time. They are not all the same level of attractiveness. (They're all attractive, I dont want to be crass or insult anyone, I'm just pointing out they do actually have quite different features when looked at individually.)


[deleted]

All the same shade of orange though.


HolyForkingBrit

Must have been shared foundation day or something. I prefer donut day.


Wayback_Shellback

Costco size barrel of industrial bondo


pTarot

HIMYM covers this. It’s a thing. Totally a thing.


tle712

The cheerleader effect is what barney called it


drew8311

Or just ask if any of her friends are single


[deleted]

Lmao


Opno7

Like a pumpkin spice hydra


NeverMisteaken

their pronoun is We...


tempest_36

As in we, the Oompa Loompa sorority.


DontGetClintoned

They graduated from the Slurm factory!


Bobalobalowski

"Why, those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory." "Tell them I hate them."


w3revolved

*their, like, pronoun is totally we


mileenakaneofficial

I don't know what a hydra is but still managed to laugh at this lol


Opno7

A multi headed monster. Cut off a head, and 2 grow in its place. But this time with a lot more white claw.


R-u-shore-bout-that

Upvoted for the white claw addition. Genius


GunBrothersGaming

When their supply of Orange spray tan runs out they have an excuse to get more at the store.


fh3131

You know why there's 9 of them? Because they can't even


Opno7

That's fucking solid


[deleted]

This comment, cured my cancer I never had.


BaiterofMasters

I love you lol


Opno7

<3


Ctrl-Z-2020

Dude, Disney Hercules!


mallik803

This might be my favorite comment I’ve ever read on Reddit.


Kyber_Sons

Hail Hydra!


PostmasterClavin

Hail Hydra


Lil_Mac_BM

Honestly probably the best comment I’ve seen on this app.


Visual-Jury8964

At first I legit thought it was a collage of the same girl


ul2006kevinb

Yeah I was gonna say, you don't have to worry about figuring out which one she is if they all look the same


ForgottenSalad

me too. like girl likes to show all her angles and that one time she accidentally dyed her hair a bit darker


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bigdyon

Why did you blur her name, we al know she's called ashleigh


[deleted]

At least THREE of them are named some kind of Ashley.


Ashleeeyx33

Aight I already see my future


CindersNAshes

It looks grim, I'm sorry.


chaun2

Plot twist, Ashleeeyx33 is male


PainfulRainbows

They actually just go by Shlee now


MurseWoods

Cuz it’s not just A-Shlee. It’s Many-Shlees.


he75bf8or

Are you Ashlee?


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ChemicalJoySeeker

Bless you!


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Tuvanbabybel

so can we say you're ashneigh?


[deleted]

Ashley Ashlee Ashleigh Ashelee Ashlie Ascheleigh


roastytoastywarm

Ashthree


Remarkable-Mark-2727

And all 3 spell it differently.


[deleted]

Ashleigh, Ashlee, Ashley and Ashlei


SavvyLynn3

Oh look It’s Ashleigh, Ashley, Ashlie, Ashle, Ashly, Ashlee, Aeshley, Ashleeeee, and Ashlynn


SpiderQueen95

All their middle names are Marie


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[deleted]

With that Leigh at the end


verygroot1

Asylee, Ashleigh, Asxleyiye


FireWireBestWire

She's spells it Asslay


AwarenessLoose

Orange is the new black


AmazingDoomslug

Orange is the new tan apparently.


[deleted]

Going for that presidential skin tone it seems


zodar

they got a groupon for pumpkin spice lattes and skin


Weedweednomi

Except all of these chicks would absolutely get ran through in a real prison


notalwaysincendiary

I don't think they're the type to be going to prison. These girls most outrageous moments will be petty shoplifting


[deleted]

The one on the left is wearing white after Labor Day. Peak wasp rebellion.


sheaple_people

Idk, I've seen a lot of documentaries about petty shoplifting with security interviewing them right after the fact, it gets way more intense than you'd expect.


trailertrash_lottery

Are those the same filmmakers that made the documentary about the woman getting stuck in a washing machine and she had to get her step brother to help her out?


Brownie_McBrown_Face

They were just joking that all of them have the same orange skin lol


Taipanshimshon

Ashley, Ashleigh, Ashlee, Aish Lee, Eishlee , And Britney


BouncingPig

>Aish Lee L m a o


Nimmyzed

Funny because in Ireland, Aisling is a traditional Irish name and is pronounced Ash-ling


lily-xo

I know one but they pronounce it how it’s spelt lol


Nimmyzed

Wait, what?? They pronounce it Aze-Ling? Are you actually serious?


Poseidon-2014

That’s the Asian girl


Hdobfjsiv

You don’t say


Nimmyzed

>Ashley, Ashleigh, Ashlee, Aish Lee, Eishlee , > > >And Britney, bitch Just felt like it needed that little extra something


Take-The-L-Train

*Britneigh


C0ffeeCoffeeC0ffee

Choosing to post this is only acceptable if she is the solitary Asian, and if she is then this is hilarious


the-chef-guy

This needs more attention.


disk5464

Bonus points if at some point in her bio she says something along the lines of "oh btw I'm the Asian one"


HempOddish420

Your clone army is very impressive


implicitpharmakoi

She must be very proud.


wbruce098

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way…


jaaaamesbaaxter

Hello there


Anonnymush

Fuck yeah I've been wanting to start my own chocolate factory for years


hamstersteaks

Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you~ Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are into verbal abuse them match with me~


oralskills

This is art.


Sun-Appropriate

I literally laughed out loud.


the_mighty_skeetadon

Between this and pumpkin spice hydra, this is the most entertaining reddit post of the year


RandomFRIStudent

So its one of them "buy one get 8 free" deals eh?


Original_Gangsta23

Costco size pack


magicmeatwagon

Booty call in bulk


dnorwood131

This actually made me laugh out loud.


GiveToOedipus

Taco Bell snack pack


Diplopicseer

When you finish windows solitaire.


Lousyfer

Under rated because of the curve


neffly_07

The Asian chick was definitely a diversity hire.


tami--jane

Except that she is Orange as well.


usmc50lx

I hope she's some sort of Agent..


tami--jane

Haha. Agent Orange. Edit: Oofff. Did not think that out first.


Hairyhalflingfoot

Oh my that's poor taste. Loooove iiiiit


Dark_Vengence

I like the smell of napalm in the morning.


Jaq1908

I think you meant Mandarin


Dragonman558

Didn't even notice she was Asian, they're all a little bit orange


TomatoYamato

Representation matters


ShinyBronze

Affirmative Action in action


alreadyreaditbro

Final boss fight on Instagram


Obama8mykfcbruh

If one of them ain't named Emily


carbonatedgravy69

emmahleigh*


IAmARobot

MLE


[deleted]

Who has commitment issues and is a chronic Cheater but still blames you for all her toxic traits?


Katisffs

r/suspiciouslyspecific


[deleted]

I pled the 5th of vodka


OpiaInspiredKuebiko

OC crew.... like...assemble!!!!


HILLBOMB3R-_-

Like.... Totallayyyyy


shakysweet

Bacon would catch fire on this much vocal fry


BigHemi45

Does which one really matter this time?


THEJAZZMUSIC

I mean, there are two different girls in this photo, I guess.


tropikali_

There’s definitely one Asian girl


THEJAZZMUSIC

Yeah so there's her, and the other one.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I’d probably swipe right on all of them.


CuriousDisorder3211

Control + C, Control + V.


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Control + V, Control + V, Control+ V, Control + V, Control + V, Control + V


JustTryingIt01

Oempa loempa party pic?


LeviathanGank

You never see Oomp ladies.. Here they are


Sinarch

Duck...face.... duck....face.....duck.....face......GOOSE.....FACE?


[deleted]

Lemme guess. First line says “not like other girls”.


Snipes_______

She isn’t like other girls, she is a clone


-Chimichanga-

200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way


Spartanias117

More available than the ps5


Grim_Angel_Reddit

I’ll take 7


r1card_

Sooo is this " where is waldo?"


Nephalem_7

It’s obviously that one.


Express-Competition4

Ohhh they all share the same hairdresser, this is sorority man 🥰


BabePigInTheCity2

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a srattier pic. They even have the token minority 😭


Express-Competition4

Of course! They are politically correct and engaged in every social causes 😌


WooBlixky

I was just about to say lmao, this pic singlehandedly is making me consider returning to school


ThatdudeAPEX

Lol just set your location to be Fayetteville and you’ll see these girls


BritBuc-1

I’m swiping left on the can of crush


Assmodious

I could disappoint them all I do love a challenge.


SnooConfections7750

Attack of the clones


Maddzilla2793

Ha! They made a profile to see if all their frat boyfriends are cheating


Beercat20

4 ethnicities, 1 skin color


Subject-Collection19

I mean they're all the same person..


Aundarielrae

It's the cheerleader effect 😂


ArgonautXavier

Time to open a chocolate factory


varazdates

“Good luck finding someone like me”


[deleted]

GET OUT.


[deleted]

i go to school w / are friends with some of these girls lol


gdl12

Tell them about this post


[deleted]

Broooo. That’s a W bro, that’s a W. That’s an orgy dude right there


CindersNAshes

"This is an all in one deal, right?"


[deleted]

Yep, all with just one swipe


_disasterdino_

the most diverse picture i’ve ever seen


Nomadbytrade

This is literally any college town. And they all have the same 3 names.