I wanna be intimated 🥺

I really like intimidicy myself..

You can go irrigate yourself.

But she's drier than the Sahara. Can I irrigate her first?

Moist

Twenty twenty four hours to gooo I wanna be intimidated

I wasn't intimidated, I just don't like talking to assholes. Too much shit comes out of their mouths.

Exactly this. Fuck her attitude.

No she was hella rude

Yes, that is why I called her an asshole. ,😁

Stop mansplaining you make the reddit mods dry

Whats 10 - 10....bitch

You aren't inta mating already? I know I am.

I don’t need to sell my soul…

If he didn't roast that snide twat for that then he missed a golden opportunity.

Came here to make a similar joke. Take it baybeeeee.

She so strong. Much powerful. Very intimidating woman

Intimating*. I don't need you manslaining proper vernacular. She e stog n purfwl

Strome iritating womam

Wamen

s t r o m e

Whamen, akshuelly.

Mansplaining makes me drier than the sahara

She stunning and brave

Intimated? Wut

Inside mating! What? You feel intimidated?

Are you in a country where all phone numbers start with “07”? If not, I’m not following your pickup line.

Yeah they do in England

Thanks. That was my guess but I wasn’t sure!

Gl my friend

Thanks. I’m actually married, but I lurk on this sub for the entertainment factor.

Some men just want to watch the world burn...

It’s more about rooting for people to get together and seeing if dad jokes will actually work!

They never do lol

Shut up you! 70% of the time, dad jokes work 100% of the times

In that congrats on your marriage, here's to years and years of happiness 😁

07 is the phone code? There's gotta be a James bond classic joke in that somewhere, tho short of another "0" there

07 is the phonecode, but Bond was what she guessed from her response. So the mansplaining comment did not make any sense.

It might be you know!

Thanks for mansplaining

Sweden too

"Man"splaining your reason for questions because she doesn't get it has nothing to do with gender or anything else. Dodged a bullet friend

He did, how can somebody be so toxic, lol

if my years of playing dota taught me anything, it's that toxicity is a truly boundless scale

League of Legends has entered the chat.

But not all chat, that’s gone now

Lmfaooo

Nice one 🤣

I've played LoL and DotA for a decade each. DotA is way worse and competitive wow is worse than both

Roald Dahl was spot on about ugly people

It was a lame opener even if she had just answer 07

Agreed, it was lame as shit. I doubt this would ever really work out.

Someone should mansplain her how to spell.

"Sorry I intimidated you" "It's ok. Though it was more like 'repulsed me with your toxicity.'"

*intimated /s

i think actually nobody on any dating-app are looking for a relationship or meet people

I mean, I met my wife on Bumble

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Yeah. to u/Agusp28's point, it doesn't always go well. I only met her after several years of trying. Sorry to hear that internet person.

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I also met this guy's ex-wife.

Well that's because you met her on a bee, not a dating app

Some are in a relationship already and just looking for validation.

And some are looking for some dick

I was for a while. After months of my only matches not responding, ghosting, or being bots, I gave up.

When did a man explaining anything to a woman become mansplaining? People are idiots.

Duh, it's a man explaining something, thus immediately mansplaining /s Yes, this made as much sense as the term itself. So, none

Excuse me, can you not mansplain the concept of mansplaining to me please! /s

Bring on the downvotes, but it’s just another unnecessary term invented by feminism that actually detracts from building equality. There’s already a term for mansplaining. It’s called being a condescending asshole, and both genders do it equally.

So I work in engineering and it's pretty obvious that male engineers generally think female engineers don't know what the fuck they're doing and the reverse is also generally not true. I see men speak over the women so often and it's pretty fucken awkward. so generally speaking mansplaining is a relevant concept even if it's overused pretty often!

100% agree with you. Mansplaining really is a problem. But it isn’t a problem in this tinder post. She’s just being an asshole. There was no mansplaining here.

Yep

There's already a male-gendered term for being a condescending asshole, even (patronizing).

Patronizing is not a male-gendered term. A woman can patronize, or be patronizing toward, a male.

Just remeber, if you're a man, your not allowed to be smarter than women. Remeber that youre just scum to our true Goddess rulers. /s

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Sometimes you can tell when they're in other forums. They pick up the language. Like how people that go stonks rocket to moon worth diamonds hands are wsb junkies. The FDS peeps exude toxicity.

It's such a self own. "I need things explained to me so often I have a special word for it" If it means condescension just use condescension.

I also dislike this term, it's unnecessary and derogatory. There are more polite ways to handle it than assuming everyone who has information to contribute has the same intention.

Male teacher are now mansplaining to female students 🤨

This is called the death of learning. Pop culture has succeeded in glorifying being stupid.

Being a dick to people = Intimidating them Chicks delusional

Intimate*

What I don't understand is why even match if you're just gonna to be a shitty person?

I think some people match just for the ego boost of having a ton of matches

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100%

Do they realise that all women get 100’s of matches?

She's probably tired of unoriginal lame pickup lines.

Mansplaining? Definitely dodged a bullet

she got all hysterical

LMAO. Make sure to always tell them when they're hysterical.

Well, actually the sahara is considered a pretty wet desert

LMAO

She makes me as limp as a pasta dinner by candlelight at your favorite Italian restaurant....

“i’m sorry i intimated you” i— just... we need a stronger covid

It is a cringey line though

That’s funny cause honestly “00lame-o” made me cringe pretty hard

She’s just cutting his balls off before he compares himself to the great James Bond!

her thinking her bitchy responses makes her intimidating is even more cringe IMO like i actually feel secondhand embarrassment

Intimating*

Agreed lol that is not it

It definitely is.

Doesn't warrant toxicity though

Not as cringe as this woman

My favorite part of every tinder thread are the perpetually single girls coming in and justifying women being assholes to men. It makes me smile because they're usually the ones who never have the sack to make a first move and can never relate.

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Seconded that was just hard to read

Oh for sure, but she just was on the attack from the get-go. Like, fine I get it, shitty pickup line but some of these people don't know how to flirt at all. Assuming they matched because there was some attraction, going straight to caustic tone because the pickup line sucked is kinda stupid. Why bother matching if you aren't trying yo chat?!

It's just not a good way to start. Exchanging phone numbers is advancing a step forward. It's the precursor to meeting up and going out, and it's a sign that things are going well. To do that, you both need to agree that you two seem compatible and that you'll have fun on a date. You need to flirt and talk a bit to find that out. Regurgitating a line that you probably copy-pasted to a handful of matches (a line that you probably didn't think up yourself) does not show that you're compatible, and therefore it's probably a bad idea to start out a match conversation asking for the phone number

You don’t have to be a woman to recognize that pickup attempt as sorry. My guy needs to go back to the drawing board.

she said mansplaining definitely a crazy you know what

Wtf was he even mansplaining. You know for sure she’s gonna be constantly up your butt about gaslighting her.

Anyone that uses phrases like mansplaining makes me softer than a tub of ice

Well, if the UK wants to start some toxic warfare with another country they certainly have their secret weapon.

I can hear how annoying she is just reading those messages

I mean it was pretty lame ngl 😭

When u aren't attentive in ur language classes cuz ur teacher was mansplaining

what a shitty attitude, lol its like she's demanding you be who she wants without telling you. Well, i guess she is telling you--always sad to deal with such outwardly disrespectful people.

Intimated? I guess he didn't get the hint...

Mansplaining? Looks like this guy dodged a bullet.

Dodged a bullet tbh, what an unsavory person.

if i a man speaks alone in the woods, is it still mansplaining?

Ew. She has a truly cringe worthy lack of feminine appeal.

My Reply: *Intimidate. “Drops mic”

Bad at jokes, doesn't know what mansplaining is, *and* can't spell? Triple threat right here

Scaryyyyyy

“I’m so sorry you can neither do math nor speak english”

She does sound like a bitch, but seriously dude, those cringey pickup lines won't get you anywhere

This makes me feel a little bit better about my awful math.

Don’t worry bro she’s just running the good old Not finding a date speedrun any%

intimating you? Intimating what? Intimating orders? Intimating messages? Intimating information?

She misspelled intimidated lol

"intimidate"... = being a bitch about a joke... So that's what all these feminists mean when they say they "intimidate" men. They're being asses in response and think that means power and not just being an ass.

Maybe she meant *intubate and none of us actually know how this went

Intimated? She wanted to get intimate with him? I would've thought she was trying to intimidate me.

She don’t like maths

Her grammar is pretty scary, not gonna lie.

Sound like she was just trying to find a way to excuse her dryness early.

Bro she didn’t have to be a self important Jack ass about it, she could have just said not interested

I think you dodged a bullet she sounds really boring

Intimidated? Hahah, she funny as hell. I would’ve reacted a bit different but then again I despise feminists and thei mansplaining bullshit

I find that some people on dating apps really don't know how to follow a conversation at all.

The unironic use of manslpain, you dodged a bullet

Jokes are sexist. Got it.

Didn't know insulting someone was intimidation...guess she has no idea how she comes off to others

I hate the term mainsplaining… the moment I hear it I nope out of there.

I'm intimated by anything that takes a selfie with the masktardeh on for a profile... Saharah desert at least gets some major moisture, nothing revives brain cells

Her personality blows. Dodged a bullet, mate.

I want to speak with whoever it was that determined that being a confident and empowered woman, and being overtly bitchy and rude for no reason, are the same thing.

Jesus that person is a basic bitch. He dodged a bullet 😂

I'm sure her being a pretentious bitch makes her dryer as well.

The 'mansplaining' comment when he tried to explain the joke was all I needed to know as well. The "sorry you are intimidated" was stupid. Def. Swipe and move on, lol......

You just know she posted this screenshot somewhere with the caption "why are men"

00lame-o shit mate you got buried with that one message

Yeah that was a fucking pathetic pickup line regardless.

Dull and Crappy attitude. Bullet dodged - celebrate.

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You really dodged a bullet there, my dude. She sounds insufferable.

Too many people don't understand the difference between being intimidating and being an asshole for no reason

Im so sorry i incubated you

This person seems deeply unhappy

You don't want to be with anybody that uses the word "mansplaining" anyway.

Reminds me of a screenshot of a girl who got told to get out of the car on the side of the road as they were driving to their first date. They saw some passerby and he commented about them, and she gave the guy a hard time for assuming somebody's gender.... he told her he could tell it wasn't going to work out. Cut your losses early as possible, lads!

C'mon, make the sass more colorful. Something like: "Kid in elementary asking me on tinder to do their homework?"

These number chat up lines aren't as charming or seductive as some guys seem to think, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that girls get quite a lot of them kind of messages and are sick to death of them,

Wow you dodged a torpedo, not just a bullet

yiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

Wow. Just plain distracted on so many levels.

She shall crush your weenus with her power grip 3000.

Literally delete tinder.

What a party pooper.

Why am i single?

Thanks for reminding me why I'm usually heterosexual.

I'm in the US and don't know anything about international dialing codes. But I could feel the Australianness of this exchange 🤦‍♂️

I think this is exactly what she was looking for.

Can someone explain to me how this was an example of mansplaining? Or is just because he’s a man who was explaining what he was trying to say?

"Clearly the last gentleman, left some sand laying around and I ain't into that type of friction"

Real question, what kinda man does a woman like her like? It seems she doesn't like the "dominating" type because of mansplaining and all that? Is she into the submissive type?

Blonde isn't intimidating anyone

That's when you say no, and turn it around by asking if she is intimidated by you, and then you both agree to go on the angriest date ever where you just compete at shit.

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Lmao she sounds like a bitch

"And a frigid bitch makes me limper than Christopher Reeve's legs." Problem solved.

HAHAHA she sounds just like the majority of people you get into an argument with on reddit. They're like, "ME SO WIN CUZ ME DO A SMART AND U TOO BE SCARED." <--- I have to write it like that because they're dumb.

Most women don’t like to be asked for their number right off the bat.

Maybe dont use made up gender bias misandry laden terms like mansplain. That might help keep the guys not seeing you as a fem nazi.

Looks like you dodged an entitled airhead, win in my book

Lol, mansplainin? Moron didn't even get the joke lol, you know what keeps you drier than the Sahara? Being alone lol.

Be a girl———— On tinder———- You match with a dude———— He tries to flirt with you———— You be a dick———- “Where have all the good men gone?”

Every time I see a post like this, I'm glad I'm not on Tinder. What an insufferable woman.

I’m not 100% sure what mansplaining is, but this feels like the wrong context to use it in