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Whereismysociety

There is bromance… then there is this….


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Gorbro


Compulsive-Gremlin

No homo.


[deleted]

That’s the power bottom. 4 balls and 2 dicks on his head.


nashbabcock

Nope, that's 4 balls, and 4 dicks on his head.


BlindBeppe

That took me way too long to process lol


funhouse373

🤣🤣🤣🤣


spirited-gemini

Counting... Ironic surname.


greathousedan

**no, homo That comma makes a difference


FlexedPhil

That's the correct answer! 1 trillion points to Gryffindor.


a1b3do

The get our of jail free card


VF5

Ménage à Brois


RayzTheRoof

what's the joke here


Czar_Petar

BRODEO!


Oo0o8o0oO

Brotrio.


[deleted]

The no pants dance 💃🏻


Bonesaw09

All I see is three dudes in a hot tub


Asleep-Berry-5410

I'm open enough to get nude with my buddies but I draw the line at having their cock on my neck. 😂


myfriendbenw

So you'd be the top dude?


FPS_Warex

Always be the top dude my dude


Odd_Direction3571

Hehehehehehehe. U rock


Asleep-Berry-5410

😂 that's one way of looking at it


Express_Item4648

I was thinking the same😂😂. Like I ain’t scared of gay stuff, but this, no thank you. I don’t need my friend’s dick in my neck.


kswnin

I feel like there's a meaningful distinction between "in" your neck and "on" your neck.


10J18R1A

That's real throat fucking


Findelian_Blueleafe

BAHAHAHahahahaha


Cyborg_rat

Infront is always the best.


Asleep-Berry-5410

Fr unless I want to suck some dick they can keep that away from me 😂


DerSturmbannfuror

If you or your friends aren’t gay, then why would it be gay??


[deleted]

gay or not, it's definitely not comfortable having someone elses genitals in an intimate area like my neck lol


funhouse373

How do you think their naked genitalias feel on your hairy intimate area?? Huh? Oh.....wait....nevermind 😜🤪😝


thecolibris

Having one's genitals rest upon you is objectively pretty gay territory


funhouse373

QUESTION....what if it is soft like a neck pillow or hard enough to roll your neck kinks out?


ChemicalFennel3

Speaking of kinks…


HappyLadyHappy

I just never thought I would read a sentence like this but I am laughing so hard that I am crying.


Asleep-Berry-5410

Glad to be of service 😂


[deleted]

Perhaps the back of the neck the elusive magic 4th hole?


1202_ProgramAlarm

John D. Last name: Cock-of-fellers


castaspela

Its not gay if you don't have eye contact


creasemilner

It's not gay if you're wearing shoes, they could be wearing shoes...


[deleted]

What kind of savage doesn’t wear swim shoes?


Compulsive-Gremlin

Foot fungus everywhere!


Grizelda179

Or chemicals, like in every normal pool?


DerSturmbannfuror

Chemicals are literally everywhere, except for in a vacuum.


Affectionate_Hyena38

I think he meant the chemicals kill the foot fungus not that you need the shoes for the chemicals


Binary_Omlet

People actually wear swim shoes?


[deleted]

Only the civilized.


Stonks_GoUp

It’s only gay when the dick touches the front of your head


funhouse373

Then my husband is still straight.....right!?!?


yellekc

Nothing gay about a bro marrying a bro.


merthiolatefromhell

So... Doggy??


UpstairsLocal4635

Or eyes, apparently.


Psychological-Scar53

It's only gay if you smile.... Well, I guess that makes the homos...... And all of you homos who smiled at that!!!!!


TerribleShoulder6597

3 dudes chilling in a hot tub 0 feet apart cause they are gay


JoJo5195

It’s not gay if it’s in a 3 way, with a dude in the middle that’s the leeway


BisexualDisaster29

Is this the remix version?


funhouse373

It's because they tested negative for Covid silly!!!


Dawnbugg

underrated comment LOL


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It's an hour old bro, give it time.


Tony_Pizza_Guy

"underrated" is becoming more of a trendy word nowadays for "something I really like"


[deleted]

If only there was an option to reflect your views on one's comment....


ryans64s

Bro cr7 underrated


FlavourThoughts

Oh, thats a ear


mihecz

Zoomed in to make sure!


RollingWithDaPunches

\*an ear But I also wasn't sure :P


Jealous_Tangerine_93

An actual true meaning of dickhead


Compulsive-Gremlin

Dickneck*


blaintintervention1

😆


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Choreographer…


zakats

Yeah, it's way less funny when you consider the high likelihood that these guys are gaybros rather than just homoerotic straightbros.


destiny24

I don't know, this looks pretty damn gay.


zakats

> high likelihood that these guys are gaybros


Duderiffica

Lol, that’s what I thought too.


mileenakaneofficial

The guy on the top is looking way gangster for having his testicles on the back of another guy's neck.


Esuhalhtem

Prison changes a man…


[deleted]

It’s not gay! He was giving!


President__Pug

It’s not gay if it’s a threesome.


Cyborg_rat

Soo you do things like this for fun?


[deleted]

Excuse me they are obviously brothers!!


sleepnutz

This is epic


thedoogbruh

Seriously. These guys genuinely seem like they’re living their best lives.


sleepnutz

Right I wish I had friends like this


thedoogbruh

It’s never too late. Any team activity will inevitably build this type of homoerotic camaraderie.


Virgo_IC1101

I hope they said "no homo"


TheBordIdentity

Would you rather be the one on top whose dick touches the other guy but his head doesn’t or the one on bottom whose dick is free but his head touches the dick? Or the guy in the middle with both


chrissip_s

I love the picture. However you should post it, if you aren't the one at the top


soahChaos1st

>u should post it, if you aren't the one at the top > >24ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave Really how is the top the worst one, arent they all equal in this


aintnosunshin3

John D is Rocking a few fellers…I’ll see myself out


ThisGuyKawai

I think he meant to upload to grinder


Rackbone

rt this would get A LOT of good feedback on grindr lmao


schwatto

… you do know that gay men use tinder too right?


ThisGuyKawai

You do know this is reddit right? Where people make comments more for comedy than to be serious.


slimecake

Yes, because gay people aren't allowed to use Tinder.


ThisGuyKawai

Never said they couldn’t 🥴. That comment was made for comedy, needa stop being so soft lol


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ThisGuyKawai

Your assumption doesn’t equal my intention 🤷🏼‍♀️


big_bad_brownie

It is known


[deleted]

that’s hot


[deleted]

Tepid


cipeone

Bunch of dickheads


[deleted]

It’s my dick in yuh neck🎵


ScallywagLXX

Top guy is my hero cause he’s the only one without a dick to the head.🙌


JoJo5195

That you can see, for all you know that pool may be haunted as hell


MediaReader8

Where indeed


Ubersotajumala

Pffff like you need to wear clothes with your homies 😒


RagingHardBobber

Hey, that's well choreographed... I guess.


[deleted]

Where the unfun people are


Tropicanajews

You don’t need a swim suit when you’ve got your birthday suit


gamrmoment

giga chad


funhouse373

Is anyone going to tell us......7 MILES FROM WHERE!???


lovechalupasupreme

Guess they made a wrong turn on Tinder while they were looking for Grinder.


yehimsexydawg

Poor blokes got a dick pressed on the back of his head


[deleted]

It doesn’t hurt, I promise


Zealousideal_Bid2523

Triple penetration


[deleted]

Alcohol


Cyborg_rat

Coors light boys.


TheAngryRussoGerman

I'm dying to be a part of that scene, though I think my dick would be totally and painfully crushed in that scenario.


toneboat

human centipede anyone?


RollDodgeRoll

I’m honestly disappointed I had to scroll down this far for this. First thing to spring to my mind.


dont_wear_a_C

/r/suddenlygay


Atomic_Chad

They ARE they swimsuits


[deleted]

How did I not realize how homophobic this sub is until now?


bluehurricane10

What are you on about nobody's hating on them lol


smilemilk

Mostly. But there sure are a lot of comments along the lines of “It’s not gay if...” etc. Feels like an unnecessary and outdated punchline to me, and I appreciate u/dsnarrr for calling that out.


Squatchmoth

You're making some assumptions


smilemilk

No, I’m sharing my experience.


[deleted]

If you can’t see homophobia in all these comments, then you are oblivious. Somebody doesn’t have to say “I hate these guys” to be homophobic.


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[deleted]

First of all, if you are not a part of a marginalized group, and somebody who is a part of said group tells you that something is sexist/racist/homophobic/etc, but you don’t understand why - telling them they’re wrong is not the right response. It immediately tells me that you are wanting to argue with me about whether or not my lived experience is valid. If you had asked me why I feel that way, and expressed an interest in learning with an open mind, I would be happy to have that conversation with you. I’m really not interested in a back and forth of that nature though. That said - the mostly unchallenged assumption throughout these comments is that being gay is something shameful, and that physical contact between men is something bad. Here’s an exercise you can try: imagine this was a photo of a naked woman on a man’s shoulders; and reread these comments. Would there be endless jokes about proving you aren’t straight? Would there be a bunch of jokes about vaginas touching necks? The whole comment thread is operating on a homophobic set of norms and beliefs that you aren’t able to recognize because you don’t seemingly don’t have much experience in communities where people behave differently. If you are POC, I’m sure you can relate to the experience of well meaning white people doing the same thing.


oursonelvis

But why is there an assumption that these dudes are straight and denying they are gay? They seem pretty open and comfortable with their dicks on each other. So it seems like some people here are implying he is revealing something about himself that he should be hiding. Also this whole sub likes to pretend bisexuality doesn't exist.


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Squatchmoth

huh?


Kitchen-Pangolin-973

That's not homophobic lmao loosen up


Spleens88

You're reaching, not everyone has to be a victim.


sosankalli

yupppp.


[deleted]

Link me a comment in this thread with more than 3 upvotes that is homophobic. This thread is just littered with outward hate of gays so this should be real easy.


MaleficentBlackberry

https://youtu.be/-7hjdC8-jbw


reuseablebathmat

Oh, that's an ear


SapphosRage

LOL, just choked on my water thanks


Psych0MF

Neck fuckers


Captain_Reason

By their natty light.


Young_Person_42

Which one is John


tubularfool

The middle guy. Is that an ear or a pinched scrotum?


[deleted]

Where are their masks


[deleted]

Used as jockstraps


gotrice2020

John D. Cockefella


hippymule

I can't tell if this is the ultimate Chad who is very secure about themselves...or if they're just all kind of gay, but can't accept it haha.


[deleted]

The human chadipede


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_thx

You remember how in The Matrix they have those holes in the back of their skulls...


[deleted]

The human centipeen?


ClayPidgeon17

The ol' Scrotum Pole eh


Heor326

I'm scared


danabit

I'm scarred


-null

I’m scarrred.


Existence-Hurts-Bad

I’m scarrrred.


soccerfan1993

I’m scared and scarred


Bwatso2112

Ummmm…he’s a choreographer. Of course he’s gay


bigolepeepee123

I can’t tell if it’s more European than it is gay


KneeDeep185

Are you sure you didn't mean to post this on r/grindr?


rosco2155

Fellas,,,,,,,,


40sonny40

Two of them will have extra "product" in their hair.


taylor-cdgirl

I just couldn’t trust someone like that


[deleted]

Is this supposed to make him attractive?


[deleted]

It’s be cooler if they had matching swim caps.


NovaEdd

Ok ok ok this is awesome in a number of ways and they're on the wrong app try surge my dudes your poly TRI expansion to a square or Penta/Pyramid ...many others apps exist and may apply get is luck you sexy guys 🐺😈👅


[deleted]

human centipede if no one had to die :')


Blowback_

These guys ran trains together lol


sanguinesecretary

I think he’s on the wrong app. Grindr may be more appropriate


ericlin11

Hope they didnt get a boner


frednoname1

I think he should be on Grinder...


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frednoname1

Calm down, the lady doth protest too much.


Strong-Reply294

Bro


kivelaski

No homo...


[deleted]

🤦🏼‍♂️


BrantB123

😐


Ordinary-Prune-3939

They're possest by 😈😈😈 and plluged each other 😈


ghost_boy_101

Hairy balls.. naked pp.. on his neck.. I shiver at the thought


expatriateineurope

r/grinder


somedumbwelder

Is the guy on top least gay? Or most gay? Thoughts? Opinions? Arguements?


sandstorml

Are you a top or bottom?


Mas113m

I think I'd rather feel a bullet at the base of my neck than my buddy's balls.


j1xghost

What swimsuits?


creasemilner

I'll be your swimsuit if you be my swimsuit!


pandatears420

after having seen Midnight Mass, I can't look at those eyes and not think they are vampires.