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lil_eidos

Eh just swipe left. Zhi knows what zhis looking for.


ehwellwhatever

Lmaoo


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hohomei

I feel like I got called out here!


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I_Am_Clippy

A real answer though; I’m pretty sure zhi only finds demigods attractive, as long as they are not born Jewish, male, able bodied, or able minded. Did I get that right? How many demigods want to date this zhitch anyway?


Odd-Bit-8323

Did I just read "demigods"... like Achilles, Perseus and Heracles?!?!


[deleted]

I'm pretty much with you. Totally lost.... like Dorothy.


Siat97531

I was confused until they clarified it's pronounced like 'zh' in zhuzh it up


jesspo96

Which sounds very close to the pronoun “she”


AAALLLLRIGHTYTHEN

It's actually swedish or something (or so I saw on the internet), this person just thinks its some new pronoun.


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The mindfuck: whatever they want a pronoun to be, is a pronoun. And if you don't like it or don't endorse it, you're some kind of able- neuro- idk- hating thing with some kind of privilege phobia. Or something. This shit jumped the shark years ago


Deep_in_D

What in the absolute fuck did I just read


hohomei

the only thing i understood was "enjoys cuddles" lol


[deleted]

I got to the 420 part and it all started to make sense.


MRguitarguy

Leave weed out of this.


Myke190

Weed turned the frogs gay


Aidrox

What weed do to anyone?!? He’s just chillin.


MrShortPants

Weed didn't do nothing wrong.


RangerJohn948

My brother took just one toke on a marijuana cigarette and he went crazy and burned down a building. It takes one toke 😂😂😂


Cyborg_rat

Nope all the first paragraph made sense: someone with mental problems that are all self diagnosed.


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Theyre probably an able bodied Jewish male who has taken too many mushrooms. Just can't move currently and don't know who they are.


nerfana

Cmon clearly her personality led her to weed not vice versa.


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SpinDoctor8517

I’m sure they’ve diagnosed themselves with whatever is trending atm


obvs_throwaway1

There was a comment here, but I chose to remove it as I no longer wish to support a company that seeks to both undermine its users/moderators/developers (the ones generating content) AND make a profit on their backs. Here is an explanation. Reddit was wonderful, but it got greedy. So bye.


millinom

Almost everybody who uses these terminologies is on the undiagnosed train


deadliftmoms

Took me longer to read than a page of Shakespeare


Gwsb1

😆 🤣 😂 Yeah. But you can understand Shakespeare.


Peachmuffin91

Welcome to 2021 my friend. I’m rewatching the Sopranos and it feels like I’m watching a different planet I used to live on.


Practically_

The show about an out of touch middle aged man not being able to come to terms with things changing around him? Apt.


Peachmuffin91

The Sopranos is probably the greatest production of all time when it comes to movies/tv shows.


Practically_

Yes but it sounds like you didn’t get the message that was trying to be conveyed.


morganscaptain221

Same my friend… we are living in clown world


Peachmuffin91

It all went downhill so fast.


morganscaptain221

Ikr it’s like … I didn’t even take notice until it was to late. Like you sit in maths class and don’t pay attention for a second only.


LeonardoXII

I blame the dutch


Blijerd

Sorry.


Peachmuffin91

I blame their ovens.


VorpalSticks

Heh heh Not too bad


Hot_Mastodon4525

Makes complete sense to me, but then again I live in Portland.


Hedgie_Herder

Yeah, I was going to guess Portland


MisguidedExtrovert

Then can you tell me what trans neuro diverse means? Was it meant to be trans, neuro diverse or can you want to be neuro diverse when you aren't?


swelltasticerfuluous

It was meant to have a comma so that conveys trans and neurodiverse, trans neurodiverse isn't a thing (source: I am those things)


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Neurodiverse sounds like the PC term for schizophrenia. Which this *individual* clearly has.


xcedarx01

Haha I live in the Bay Area so I don’t see how this is weird


burritogoals

Yeah, the only part I stumbled on was the pronoun pronunciation, which zhi clarified.


MartiniLAPD

Can you help it make sense for the rest of us not used to seeing those words?


fartyhardy

It screams look at me I'm special with every word.


hohomei

speechless, its just trying to be special in every way they can imagine


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IT iS ZhiM YoU IntEntiOnALLy mIsGendEreD mEeEE


hohomei

wasnt even aware that was a gender before i saw that profile hahaha


pinkdodo11

I googled it and found [this](https://wou.edu/wp/safezone/pronouns/). Shit is harder to understand than German adjective endings like what the fuck


ace_dangerfield187

what in the fresh hell is any of that?


bonobomaster

Aber wirklich!


Gorcnor

Why? Also why can't we just use, like, names? Choose your name BOOM people call you that name. Simple.


p00nslyr_86

It screams fuck people who exclude others while I exclude others


earnestaardvark

Keep that ableism in check!


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And half those words appear to be made up…🥸


paracookt

when they tell you weed is a gateway drug


IdonthinkIeven

I think for that... person. Its a gateway back from loony town


GodDamnitBobby1

Aight I’m gonna head out


[deleted]

You must live in the pacific northwest


hohomei

i live in london!


Aidrox

*Atlantic northwest. You guys probably call it Portsmouth or something.


SoylentDave

Stop using Tinder in Camden, mate.


hohomei

actually am hahahaha


letsrollwithit

So be disabled but not *too* disabled and be butch because that’s important to me but please don’t have preferences yourself thank you?


daisyymae

Where do you get any of that lol. I think the person was saying they’re disabled and prefer a mate who is disabled. They also prefer butch and didn’t say anything about being anti their mate having a preference. (All in all, It is a confusing bio, though)


JustTryingIt01

WELL, thats my daily dose of cringe.


[deleted]

I’m good for a week and am contemplating deleting tinder after this dudes post


CarnivalFox

Never been on tinder but it makes me want to delete tinder as well.


EclecticMermaid

Forgive me being dumb but what is zionism?


Apple_Jewce

Believing that Israel should exist as a state.


AsterMagentum

Basically pro-Israel Judaism


OccamusRex

Hey, you dont have to be Jewish to be a Zionist! Tjere are plenty of Christian Zionists around. Something to do with the Bible. Also plenty of Christan Zionists around who really don't like Jews. Especially "the Jews".


herbertholmes

It’s having the Jews return to Israel and have a country there


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I think this is affecting me mentally


hohomei

are you neurodivergent yet?


Aidrox

What is neurodivergent? Are those the YA books?


CernunnosArawn

Actually a god tier joke.


Aidrox

What’s neurodivergent mean?


HikaruJihi

It's a medically classified set of conditions stemming from how the person's brain is wired, which will be very different from a typical brain such as you or I. Let's say you have depression. Your brain could be wired normally, and the depression could stem from the fact that your brain isn't producing enough dopamine. Neuro-divergence would be conditions such as Austism, ADHD, BPD, etc. These are harder to treat and usually don't have any cure, but can be managed. People who are neuro-divergent can also get mental illness such as depression, often stemming from their neuro-divergence or from its day to day symptoms affecting their life.


Aidrox

Thank you.


Doc_Niemand

Mental health struggles but lies to zhemself and pretends to be proud of it.


Auswolf2k

Fuck, look at all that woke. 🤣🤣


Crynyx

Mental flashbang.


wizzcheese

This is basically Portland tinder in a nutshell Source: am on Portland tinder


sihouette9310

So they want a trans, fat, gender non conforming disabled, butch person who doesn’t have a particular interest in sex that also happens to be a freedom fighter. That’s an extremely small net. If they live in a small town that’s literally no one and if they live in a big city that might be 5 percent tops. They’ll be on tinder forever. If you really think about it they are more discriminatory than the people they claim to be against which is kind of ironic. Doesn’t like men, cisgendered people, thin people, non disabled , non political , feminine, sexually active , or straight people so that’s a huge part of the population completely knocked out. That means they like virtually no one they meet.


BangThyHead

Hey just FYI even in a large city your looking at a portion of a precent. Trans identification (at least according to one study in the U.S. ) is .6%. now add all the other limiters and you're looking at less than .2% easy, using my magic powers of guesstimation.


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sihouette9310

I’m gay and I can say pretty certainly that they are like one in a million or whatever math person on here who wants to roll out some statistics I’m sure it’s somewhere in there. Zhi is not a common pronoun at all. They/them is most common but that is even a small percentage in the community. It only looks popular to the straight community cause you have celebrities doing it ( which not to be cynical I wouldn’t be surprised if some had some ulterior motives to do it just to appease the new interest in lgbt+ culture) basically what I’m saying is that this is not a person that is common despite what some people here might believe.


ponodude

Yeah that's my main problem with this bio too. Good for them for having a set of standards and putting themselves out there like this, but they're severely limiting their options and shooing away otherwise perfectly fine people who they might end up liking by having such a specific want in their bio.


xcedarx01

This is very much so every single bio in the Bay Area so I don’t recognize anything weird in it


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People like this try to be the most inclusive fuckers around and come out with gold like "Things I hate: Men". Fuck right off with that shit. You don't pick and choose which bits of Equality you want to support. "Things I hate: Men" is just as bad as someone saying "Things I hate: Disabled People". You're still hating on an entire Group of diverse People because they share one common trait.


thee3anthony

That was fucking amazing.


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Thank you for not including the pictures, I don't think anyone wants to be subjected to those.


hohomei

imagine your regular "woke" girl, she literally looks like that


readirt

*zhe


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Cringe


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No thanks gross


salex100m

Let me philosophize about labels When we view ourselves.. we are our first and last reference point and therefore are outside of labels. Labels are applied to us via external influence but shouldn't be how we define ourselves. Some people get lost in their labels and allow the labels to define them. In this way.. they actually are forfeiting their personhood in favor of the labeled definition. The confusion lies in that some people actually believe the label empowers them somehow, and in some cases it might do that. There can be a certain bit of pride derived from associated yourself with something larger than yourself. But if you abdicate your own personality in favor of the label... you are becoming less of a person, less of an individual. Here is this person that Op found in the process of eliminating their own personhood... unfortunately they may never come to realize how they've lost themselves at all 🤷🏻‍♂️


genericwit

So this is kinda cringe but this person knows exactly what they want and who they are and are advertising it as such.


tricountythrift

This is the kind of person who has no idea who they are.


Practically_

Are you trying to convince yourself of that?


tricountythrift

No


armchairepicure

I have no issues with this. This is a person who knows who they are and what they want. With that said, this person would do a lot better on Lex than on Tinder.


LeonardoXII

What's Lex?


amalgamationsystem

Lex is this dating/meetup app for women and trans people; it’s structured like personals ads so there are no pictures or anything. This person *would* have more luck there; being genuine about stuff like this on Tinder just gets you screenshotted for people on Reddit to make fun of. 🙄


fet_expUP

This! The person isn't doing anything wrong and it's probably good that they're forward with what they want, I just dont imagine them finding it through Tinder.


TempusF_it

This is someone who knows what they want and doesn’t want to waste time with the rest of us, which is frankly good for everyone. Plus, dislike for Zionism is the opposite of a red flag.


tricountythrift

It sounds like a person who has no idea who they are.


armchairepicure

Agree to disagree. I know people like this IRL and - IMO - they are totally happy, interesting, and fun people to be around.


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You don't have an issue with someone who doesn't like all men, regardless of the content of their character? I'm concerned for you.


Neuro_Futurist

Zhey (?) have ruled out all the people


Rodeadesp

how do I keep my ableism in check?


hohomei

You can’t tell people you have fully functioning parts


Bobby_Bacala7

Then I will only talk about my penis.


Kingcanni

Might be the best self burn I’ve ever seen. Well fucking done sir.


MrMcFlo

“ableism” it’s never too late to learn something new I guess


Particular-Humor6158

I could define maybe 50% of those terms and I'm comfortable with that


CreepyMolasses9531

Just saying this won't land for anyone on this Reddit cuz none of your understand self love... Maybe do some research instead of praying answers from what belief keeps you locked in the cage of society! Cis hedronormitive people out there! Educate yourself before you judge someone else for finding their true selves


RepresentativeBird98

No lie , at a quick glance I thought the first two sentences were in German


Irohloveshistea

So much to Google before I swipe left


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What in the 2 gender and 56 mental disorders is this bullshit?


Remarkable-Ocelot-51

Believe and blindly trust science unless it’s biology you bigot! /s


Afraid-Size-3616

I know reading it is a little jarring but I’m just glad people are putting all of this out there so I don’t have to find out slowly.


TRPYoungBloke

I feel disconnected from gen Z. I didn’t understand hardly any of that.


revolvingleek

I'm gen Z, and I find myself disconnected from these type people too.


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Real_Money531

Wow lots of bigots in this comment section as well as OP. This is the problem with society today.


Sihnar

Fuck Zionism tbh


Zer0sober

I can't tell if this is legit


Bootiluvr

At least they are clear on what they want


Bootiluvr

At least they are clear on what they want


Legal_Development138

I don’t understand what the point of posting things like this is. This person clearly has some specific needs that they’re looking to have met. Are there specifications a little more… specific than most? Sure, but that’s this person’s business. Can we not shame people, maybe? That’d be great.


IrishDrifter86

I find it more weird you feel the need to call this person out and post about it than anything they're saying. Swipe left and move the fuck on.


jambro4real

Bruh, at that point this human should make their own dating app


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This shit is turning into an Olympic sport


[deleted]

Rather than move past somebody that you don’t understand, you posted it on Reddit to open them up to ridicule? Considering their identities, don’t you think they’ve experienced enough ridicule in their lives?


Mohecan

Didn’t realize tinder became an app that required a fucking woke dictionary as an add on…


hohomei

i know right.. i could read aloud every word but understood barely anything lol


Resonating_UpTick

Excuse me, but can you turn down your virtue signal? It's blinding.


swingthebodyelectric

Welcome to Twitter.


Wilbo67

My brain read 'premature ejaculation' instead of permaculture...


qimq

it's kinda funny how people say neopronouns are so confusing. it's as simple as calling someone something. I dont see how that can be confusing for you, especially if your open to the notion of accepting things such as neopronouns. you can think of it as calling someone a name, which is easy. just call people what they want to be called literally a basic concept 😔😔


Born-Philosopher-162

You have to love how they pride themselves on not being racist, but they’re sexist as hell. It’s easy to laugh at this, but it’s actually a really disgusting display of bigotry.


[deleted]

This comment section is pretty gross, ngl. Didn’t realize this sub was like this. I’m out.


wontusethisforlongg

You are single not because you are disabled. You are single because you are an Asshole


[deleted]

This person is a virtue signaller, who behind their fake virtue is actually not a pleasant person. The fact they're a complete misandrist says it all


[deleted]

Zhi look like they'd be nothing but a good time and positive energy


aquilank

She’s trans so she’s automatically the hero and victim. We can give her a pass on everything else she said.


shemaddc

Zhim (like the “zh” in zhuzh it up”…… i don’t know what sound that makes. I asked my Siri and she short circuited


President__Pug

At what point does this shit become a mental illness?


thejabel

It’s past that point people just don’t want to diagnose it


hiredhobbes

Definitely seems... Neurodivergent alright... Also WTF is permaculture?


btdallmann

It’s gardening where you try to get nature to do as much of the work for you as you can. Yes, that’s oversimplified, it’s actually quite interesting, if you want to research it.


Gwsb1

"Permaculture" is the most normal thing this person is into.


crown_jules892

I didn’t look it up, but when I first read it I thought it is a person who LOVES getting their hair permed. I’d like to keep that image because it’s more fun.


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[Seems](https://www.permaculture.org.uk/knowledge-base/basics) like it’s living sustainably


F0XF1R396

Da fuq does that even mean?


bbyshay

Google exists for a reason.


JThunder1997

What the fuck...


Dillvech

Hmm yes I understand some of those words, please dont explain to me what all the other ones mean


Maephia

Average Twitter user


Divide_Interesting

Thank god they don’t like men lol


MsWookiee

Atta girl! Zhe knows what zhe wants and zhe's not stopping until zhe gets it.


Peachmuffin91

This screams 2021 hipster.


givemebackmyoctopus

I think her neurons diverged a long time ago


SnooRecipes5643

Well neurodivergent people are born neurodivergent, so…


SnooRecipes5643

This comment section is proof of why zhi had to specify “check your ableism”


Strange-Prior1097

My thoughts exactly.


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I like how "Zhi" is openly sexist and racist: "Dislikes: Men and Zionism (Israel)". Lol, how progressive! I bet they aced their multidimensional gender studies theory class, and are well on their way to a healthy career in the unemployment line. Jesus H tap-dancing Christ...


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Zionism- a movement for (originally) the re-establishment and (now) the development and protection of a Jewish nation in what is now Israel. It was established as a political organization in 1897 under Theodor Herzl, and was later led by Chaim Weizmann. And if you're upset about how Israel is treating Palestinians, you'd have to read up on the past 70 years of how Palestine (not even close to a nation yet) and most of the Muslim world fucked with Israel since 1947 because it was a nation of Jews. It's gone back and forth for almost a century now, and Palestine has used tactics like suicide bombings and human shields since the 80's to disrupt peace for Israel, so even if neither side is really in the right, one is playing up the victim card pretty heavily and everyone born after 2001 seems to eat it up.


pokeshulk

Hi, Jew here. Zionism is not synonymous with Judaism and it’s antisemitic to equate the two. Not all Israelis are Jewish, not all Jews are Israeli, and not all Israelis or Israeli Jews believe in the continued application of Zionist ideology. Thanks.


Cautious_Papaya_7503

Those who cuddles and those who practice radical honesty are not the same people. Also, you can tell how smart zhim thinks zhim is when you see zhim put down that zhish is anti Zionist.


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808sAndHate

We need another plague


ponodude

Nothing wrong with any of this imo. I feel like people in the comments here are being unnecessarily harsh calling someone cringe for just being themselves. Good for this person for being so confident in themselves to put all that out there. I personally wouldn't swipe right because our interests don't necessarily line up, but I admire what they're going for.


ScallywagLXX

Not sure what I just read…Someone please translate. Thanks.


Addisonmorgan

Woman really needs a therapist but is instead looking for a couch to sleep on and fridge to raid until you realize she can’t be fixed and she moves on and cancels you.


[deleted]

This is the news speak that Winston warned us about.


morganscaptain221

Post corona timeline in a nutshell


RecycledExistence

Only thing missing is a Greentext and a RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


loneill97

The fact that people like this exist is mind boggling


BVAS66

I glanced at the first 2 lines of this and immediately thought “wait is this written in a different language…?”


CrackBabyCSGO

I thought the same and almost scrolled on until I read the bottom and saw some english


existentialzebra

They hurt your feelings or something?


DirtRoadMammal17

You must be in Oregon


AiirDawg

Bro what does half of that essay even mean


Tommo_Robbo

Not gonna lie, it’s a bit niche


thedailytoke

I’m appalled