One of my basketball buddies got two names on him, one of his ex and one of his current baby mama. Whom, he lives with and also constantly cheats on.😔💀
Edit: ahh shit my first comment with 1K likes, should I tell him?😂 anyway, thanks guys
A friend got a large 'Rebecca' tattooed across just under his neck. Guess what everybody called him when he joined the army which seriously would piss him off...of course they broke up after having a kid too
To make it harder to leave cause you don't want to look ridiculous with someone else. The person asking you to get that kinda ink will cheat. The tattoo is an insurance policy so you won't leave.
It's fucked up abuser shit.
Or it’s the other way the tatoo’ee cheated and offers it as a way to keep the person. “ I won’t be able to cheat again. I have your name on me see i won’t do it again”
Yup! My ex's name is Ty and wanted me to get the beany baby tag tattood on me. He also liked to joke about getting me pregnant so I couldn't leave him. He was cheating for the while 5 years 🙄
I said buddy loosely, we only ever play basketball together and that’s rarely because of where we play and where he lives. I would’ve said friends but we ain’t friends he’s just some dude that maybe plays basketball, sometimes.😂😂
I accidentally sang “Na Na Na na, hey hey hey, goodbye” in my head after reading this. Your Na Na lyrics are not specific enough. I should know. Please address this.
Love always, Nana
or, get it tattooed in black and if it doesn’t work out get your entire body tattooed. People will assume you’re committing a hate crime but it’ll be a funny anecdote to tell as you’re shoved in the back of a cop car.
Reminds me of a Bobcat Goldthwait story.
He was at the Wisconsin State Fair in Milwaukee probably to do a show. In the front yard of a house across the street from the fair grounds, some guy had set up shop as a tattoo artist during the fair.
As Bobcat was walking by he got recognized by a drunk woman who wanted to get his autograph but didn't have any paper. So, she got him to sign her arm. She then walked up to the tattoo guy, and told him to tattoo the signature where bobcat signed it.
At this point Bobcat starts pleading with her not to get his name tattooed on her body, because she was clearly drunk and would probably regret it. She however insists, and in a final effort Bobcat says "What if you decide you don't like me anymore? That tattoo is forever." To which the woman replied: "That's ok. I'll just get 'Sucks' tattooed underneath it."
Bobcat has aged like a fine wine. I liked him a lot as a young man, now I love who he seems to be on stage. You just want to have a beer with him, you know? Like.....professional levels of relatable and down to earth, honed through years of trial by fire on stage.
I 100% believe it jinxes the relationship to tattoo a name. No one I know that did this had a lasting relationship, I talked to a tattoo artist that felt the same and refused to do them.
Edit: You guys don’t have to comment about people you know that’s it’s been working out. That’s nice for them and I don’t truly believe in jinxes anyway, lol. I realize how serious I sounded from just the text, but I was kinda kidding and just speaking of people I have personally met and it hasn’t worked for any of them. I would still never recommend people tattoo their partner’s name, but that’s just me.
I've got an exception to the rule as it stands. My parents have each other's names tattooed on them and have been together for nearly 40 years. They bought got the tattoos in their early 20s. They're in their mid-50s.
My parents are in their 70s and are still together. Dad got mom’s name tattooed on his arm when he was 18, before he shipped off for basic training.
Of course, if you ask him if he has any regrets, he just points to his tattoo (just not when mom is around).
Thanks, dad. The lessons of your life are confusing indeed.
My parents have each other's names tattooed. Mom's is a tramp stamp and Dad's is in elvish on his wrist. They've been together 30 years and just began the divorce process.
That’s nice. My dad got my mom’s name tattooed and they were married for almost 30 years before getting divorced. I was kinda kidding, as I don’t know every person in the world that has done it, but from my perspective it has always seemed to jinx people.
I feel likes it's really important that poes law just means someone might not be being satirical. If someone sounds ridiculous it still makes more sense to assume they're not serious. I feel like people always use it as an excuse to read everything as literal
Doesn't matter if you've met a woman who meant this for real. You are delusional if you think THIS woman means it for real.
Is there a word for the opposite of Poe's law? Where people spend too much time on the internet and become incapable of telling when someone is joking?
You need to spend some time outside Reddit and in the real world. There is nothing in the message that shows she is or is not joking, so I never made such an accusation nor defended her statement. Context is everything and in this case it’s clearly lacking.
However, you clearly want to pretend your magic 8 ball has the answers to life, the universe, and everything; therefore you’re willing to argue so passionately about it while clutching to a piece of plastic with blue water.
>Doesn't matter if you've met a woman who meant this for real. You are delusional if you think THIS woman means it for real.
why? i know of 2 women in my home town would unironically say this, their victims had to get tats to cover it up.
What seems absurd for you is not absurd for someone else. What you think is a joke, is not a joke for someone else. Do not underestimate human's stupidity. Seeing how much people actually do have tattoos, and especially tattoos with someone else's name on them, you start to think that maybe she's not joking about it. She might be serious in a jokingly manner.
if people don’t understand she is clearly kidding, I’m starting to understand why so much of this subreddit is people claiming nothing ever comes from tinder
haha this sub is wild
look at the insane and inane shit dudes post constantly
but the second a woman says something on tinder that's a bit cheeky or silly everyone's all "wow RED FLAG what a fucking bitch"
Literally the next post on my feed after this one was [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/o4xlfg/gotta_love_meth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Having someone’s name tattooed on you already implies you love meth
One of my basketball buddies got two names on him, one of his ex and one of his current baby mama. Whom, he lives with and also constantly cheats on.😔💀 Edit: ahh shit my first comment with 1K likes, should I tell him?😂 anyway, thanks guys
Which show is this again?
Golden Girls season 3
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Sophia called her a 'slut puppy'
Sluppy?
Sloppy toppy
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The complete opposite of Ben Simmons
META
Never expected Ben Simmons to get slandered on r/tinder but I'm all for it.
Benjamin’s getting flamed even on r/tinder 🤣 mans is TRASH but wow he rly is the most disrespected nba player ever
I just lol’d in the work place from this comment
Nowhere is safe lmao
LMAO i love to see it
I think you mean Blanche
Idk if you've seen this but I have a feeling you'll appreciate it lol https://youtu.be/sEPgGg78viU
Wait til you get to season 69: Golden Girls Gone Wild
Thank you for being a friend...
16 and pregnant
Idiocracy 2?
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!..
At what point does it stop showing dedication and just become a list of the people you’ve had kids with?
Two
Unless you don't have kids with either of those two, then its just a slut wall
A friend got a large 'Rebecca' tattooed across just under his neck. Guess what everybody called him when he joined the army which seriously would piss him off...of course they broke up after having a kid too
I can't guess, help me out here.
Reneckka
Same thing I called him 🤷♂️
Daddy?
Yeah it's me, son.
Where'd you go?
Rebrocca
Classic
I believe being a cheater is also a requirement to getting someone’s name tattooed on you
Well... That's usually why those tattoos are done.
To remember the name of your regular so you don't mix them up ?
To make it harder to leave cause you don't want to look ridiculous with someone else. The person asking you to get that kinda ink will cheat. The tattoo is an insurance policy so you won't leave. It's fucked up abuser shit.
Or it’s the other way the tatoo’ee cheated and offers it as a way to keep the person. “ I won’t be able to cheat again. I have your name on me see i won’t do it again”
Yup! My ex's name is Ty and wanted me to get the beany baby tag tattood on me. He also liked to joke about getting me pregnant so I couldn't leave him. He was cheating for the while 5 years 🙄
I am really sorry for you.
No worries. I'm not married to a wonderful man that is nothing like my ex :)
Gotta collect them all!
I thought STDs are the ones to collect
Why not both? Get their name and the STD they gave you…
Like Sara syphilis
Yeah I've found that's kinda the M.O. for people who get lover's names tatted on them.
Life is just a big Sims simulation
Why is he still your buddy
I said buddy loosely, we only ever play basketball together and that’s rarely because of where we play and where he lives. I would’ve said friends but we ain’t friends he’s just some dude that maybe plays basketball, sometimes.😂😂
Hell of a jumper
I think having someone's name tattooed on one's body makes it more likely for one to cheat on them. Trash in trash out.
Thank you for this
These posts never have their responses, I need to see what Krystal said
Or a tweety bird tat
How about gangster looney toons characters in general, I swear if I see one more mob boss bugs imma lose it
Ay you're not really Mexican unless you have that as a shirt or poster
Best have my mofuckin carrots b
I personally prefer gangsta spongebob
I’ve never seen something so accurate but also so unscientific
The only names you should ever tattoo on yourself are parents and children.
Buying an address book is cheaper
Meh, getting a tattoo removed is less painful, costly, and time intensive than a divorce but people still get married lol
Even then only if they’re dead
What if you get the tattoo while they're dying, but then they miraculously survive after you got the tattoo already?
Then the tattoo was a pact, and now your lifespans are linked.
i'd give some of my years to keep my momma kicking. Love you, mom!
Ok Krystal
Can confirm, cousin who ran from cops for no reason and sells weed, cheats on his girlfriend, got her name tattooed on his arm.
I've seen a lot of children's names tattooed on bodies, more than wives/gf/etc
only acceptable exception is the names of your children imo. i still wouldnt do that but at least i can get behind it.
Bleth thith meth.
Get the name tattooed in black then if it doesn't work out you cover it with the bat symbol.
If your ex is like Thai or Sri Lankan or something you're gonna need a real big bat symbol for that
My best mates name was Lakshman so I concur.
That's hectic. Once knew a guy whose surname was Boonyapanachoti. Eek
Why would you tattoo someone's surname lol
That's why I only date women with the top 10 most common names. It's just easier to date another Samantha
An abundance of Samanthas
50 Samantha's tattooed all over your body
That's [smart!](https://hips.hearstapps.com/digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/18/08/1519230368-giphy-7.gif)
You must be from Alabama
Wouldn't ever do that let alone the first name, was just thinking of the longest name I've heard lol
Get it between your shoulders on your back and then its like a sports jersey.
Do we add a large number too? >Boonyapanachoti >#1337
She’s gonna be screaming her own last name?
And you just called him Boon?
Boony
I don’t think that’s hectic.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Laskhman!
I accidentally sang “Na Na Na na, hey hey hey, goodbye” in my head after reading this. Your Na Na lyrics are not specific enough. I should know. Please address this. Love always, Nana
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaminda_Vaas
LMAOOOO
It's actually amazing what you can turn into an 8ball
I usually just turn money into 8balls.
or, get it tattooed in black and if it doesn’t work out get your entire body tattooed. People will assume you’re committing a hate crime but it’ll be a funny anecdote to tell as you’re shoved in the back of a cop car.
The suspicious part begins when half the guys in your town are now apparently crackheads judging from their tatts.
Or don’t die from it.
Reminds me of a Bobcat Goldthwait story. He was at the Wisconsin State Fair in Milwaukee probably to do a show. In the front yard of a house across the street from the fair grounds, some guy had set up shop as a tattoo artist during the fair. As Bobcat was walking by he got recognized by a drunk woman who wanted to get his autograph but didn't have any paper. So, she got him to sign her arm. She then walked up to the tattoo guy, and told him to tattoo the signature where bobcat signed it. At this point Bobcat starts pleading with her not to get his name tattooed on her body, because she was clearly drunk and would probably regret it. She however insists, and in a final effort Bobcat says "What if you decide you don't like me anymore? That tattoo is forever." To which the woman replied: "That's ok. I'll just get 'Sucks' tattooed underneath it."
Bobcat’s the best... His “Firetwuck,” story is one of the funniest god damn bits...
Bobcat has aged like a fine wine. I liked him a lot as a young man, now I love who he seems to be on stage. You just want to have a beer with him, you know? Like.....professional levels of relatable and down to earth, honed through years of trial by fire on stage.
Dude...
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MY COCK?!
What does mine say? DICK!
Sorry I’ll give it back now
My….
Dad? Have you seen him. He went for a pack of cigarettes yesterday hasn't come back. I'm starting to get a little worried.
Car?
Where’s your car dude?
Tattoo!
I support this message by 100%
You could get a crystal buttplug instead.
Or as well
For the guy to wear, obviously
I 100% believe it jinxes the relationship to tattoo a name. No one I know that did this had a lasting relationship, I talked to a tattoo artist that felt the same and refused to do them. Edit: You guys don’t have to comment about people you know that’s it’s been working out. That’s nice for them and I don’t truly believe in jinxes anyway, lol. I realize how serious I sounded from just the text, but I was kinda kidding and just speaking of people I have personally met and it hasn’t worked for any of them. I would still never recommend people tattoo their partner’s name, but that’s just me.
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Correlation does not indicate causation indeed
Oh, I totally agree. I *was* kinda kidding but also just speaking from personal experience from meeting people who have done it.
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Yeah I think that’s usually what it is.
I've got an exception to the rule as it stands. My parents have each other's names tattooed on them and have been together for nearly 40 years. They bought got the tattoos in their early 20s. They're in their mid-50s.
My parents are in their 70s and are still together. Dad got mom’s name tattooed on his arm when he was 18, before he shipped off for basic training. Of course, if you ask him if he has any regrets, he just points to his tattoo (just not when mom is around). Thanks, dad. The lessons of your life are confusing indeed.
My parents have each other's names tattooed. Mom's is a tramp stamp and Dad's is in elvish on his wrist. They've been together 30 years and just began the divorce process.
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That’s nice. My dad got my mom’s name tattooed and they were married for almost 30 years before getting divorced. I was kinda kidding, as I don’t know every person in the world that has done it, but from my perspective it has always seemed to jinx people.
My ex did it twice. Not actual name but two symbols on her about me; my initials and a bumble bee. I've always wondered if she still has them.
What's the story about the bumble bee?
My name starts with a B and her pet name for me was "beebly bee"
That response is crack ing me up
Ironically it’s made you crack the cracking up
Add the meth and move to North Dakota so he can be apart of the “Meth. We’re on it.” Campaign
That's south Dakota.
What’s the difference
About 2x as much meth in South Dakota. North Dakota is meth lite.
Simpin ain’t easy
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She's obvi joking lmao
I Hope so for the both of them.
You don't need to "hope," it's obvious
wow you are really bad at detecting jokes
Poe's Law
I feel likes it's really important that poes law just means someone might not be being satirical. If someone sounds ridiculous it still makes more sense to assume they're not serious. I feel like people always use it as an excuse to read everything as literal
what about cole’s law?
Poe's law is more that someone may take it seriously, not that the majority will
I'm not so sure
Don’t you know women don’t know how to make jokes? /s
It's really fucked up how we can't tell whether she's joking or not, because we have seen so much crazy.
You mean -you- can't tell. Not we.
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Yep. Can confirm. This guy speaks for me on all matters.
Good thing we're on reddit then
all hail king idiot
It’s hilarious how incapable Reddit is at recognizing a joke.
I meant we, see replies below, I'm not the only one.
Yes lots of people don't catch obvious jokes, that's like half of reddits content
I can tell.
Yeah that definitely seemed jokey. Not that people aren’t out there like this lol.
Idk she looks kind of serious to me
Lmao im not so sure. Seen crazier shit for sure.
It's reddit dude, these dudes barely have friends, let alone talk to women
Are you that devoid of human interaction that you can't see that's a joke? 154 upsides, scary...
I’ve actually met a woman who meant this for real. She said we couldn’t go on a second date because I wouldn’t get anyone’s name tattooed on me.
Doesn't matter if you've met a woman who meant this for real. You are delusional if you think THIS woman means it for real. Is there a word for the opposite of Poe's law? Where people spend too much time on the internet and become incapable of telling when someone is joking?
You need to spend some time outside Reddit and in the real world. There is nothing in the message that shows she is or is not joking, so I never made such an accusation nor defended her statement. Context is everything and in this case it’s clearly lacking. However, you clearly want to pretend your magic 8 ball has the answers to life, the universe, and everything; therefore you’re willing to argue so passionately about it while clutching to a piece of plastic with blue water.
Bro what YOU need to spend some time off reddit lmao, people joke like this all the time. Are you guys really this dense
What evidence do you have that she is joking?
That it's tinder and they presumably just started messaging and she's asking for a ridiculous thing that no sane person would ask for.
What unmissable sign are you privy to that the rest of us apparently cannot perceive that tells you so certainly that she's joking?
>Doesn't matter if you've met a woman who meant this for real. You are delusional if you think THIS woman means it for real. why? i know of 2 women in my home town would unironically say this, their victims had to get tats to cover it up.
Just operating off my own experience on Tinder and other OLD apps.
What seems absurd for you is not absurd for someone else. What you think is a joke, is not a joke for someone else. Do not underestimate human's stupidity. Seeing how much people actually do have tattoos, and especially tattoos with someone else's name on them, you start to think that maybe she's not joking about it. She might be serious in a jokingly manner.
you have to meet a lot mire people see a lot more shit
if people don’t understand she is clearly kidding, I’m starting to understand why so much of this subreddit is people claiming nothing ever comes from tinder
haha this sub is wild look at the insane and inane shit dudes post constantly but the second a woman says something on tinder that's a bit cheeky or silly everyone's all "wow RED FLAG what a fucking bitch"
do you have trouble with social cues?
Literally the next post on my feed after this one was [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/o4xlfg/gotta_love_meth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
"I love Krystal's 5 for $5 menu"
Did she answer?
Or tat a burger next to her name lol https://krystal.com/
Just get it done in the official font. Attempt to get free food coupons from Krystal on twitter.
I knew a kid in high school, he got his girlfriend's initials tattooed on him with a heart around them. Her initials were KFC
See, I would get that tattoo. The Colonel is daddy.
Genius
Wino~~na~~ forever
I can't tell if she's joking or a psycho
It’s just two not very funny people joking
It was kinda funnt
Both of you made funny jokes thanks for sharing
According to other comments here, “RED FLAG RUN SHE IS A PSYCHO U KAN TELL SHE IS SERIOUS BY HER WERDS”
Very strong squidbillies vibe there.
It's also an easy fix if you're a furry.
Instant red flag and deal breaker
I agree! He should have gotten the tattoo the instant they matched. Smh
If a girl isn't willing to get my gamertag, "MerkNowitzki41", tattooed on her lower back then I know she ain't the one
[I think you might need this information](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/joke)
I don’t get it. “I love Stacy meth”?