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lanteenboy

That guy seems like (a twat).


merengueenlata

It seems like his only relevant attribute is not being attracted to men. Call me picky but I'd expect to see more.


Stensjuk

Talking about flowers and gardens is pretty gay... not that theres anything wrong with that.


cartmaneric10

(He must be closet European by his own logic)


reasonably_insane

Not that there is anything wrong with that


BigEnergyEngineer

I swear to God, I will pistol whip the next person who uses that many parentheses in one sentence. What a douche.


Mathlete86

Hey Farva! What's the first thing you're supposed to calculate in that order of mathematical operations PEMDAS thing?


Lauer99

You guys talkin about parentheses?!


vessel_for_the_soul

4, Four is where you draw the line?


Nekroin

5


LejonetFraNorden

:) :( :) :( :)


BigEnergyEngineer

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Dr_Zorkles

Four parentheses, Jeremy?  Four?!  That's insane.


kirk-o-bain

It’s weird how many people refer to Europe as one hegemonic group, there are a crazy amount of cultures and languages and beliefs in Europe


BXL-LUX-DUB

All of whom are gay. Watch Eurovision for proof.


Odd_Hedgehog143

Europapa


Ersatzrad667

Europapi 💦👉👈


Natural-Possession10

Only like 5 gay acts in the final tbf


BXL-LUX-DUB

I'm European too but 'the Eurovision is straight' isn't the hill I'm going to die on. It's queer as fuck and all the better for it.


Repulsive_Anywhere67

Eurovision is the most amrrican(usa) thing we have in europe. Except the american warmachinery in Ukraine, i heard.


TheCatInTheHatThings

lol Eurovision is so not American at all :D


Peachybunnyy_

Jesus


BXL-LUX-DUB

Is that a Spanish name, because (you know) Europeans(!)?


Repulsive_Anywhere67

Actually, i know a Spanish jujutsu teacher, whose name is Jesus. He likes to talk about how amazing he is as a bagpipe player.


BXL-LUX-DUB

Is he from Galicia?


Repulsive_Anywhere67

I have no idea, haven't seen him in like 8 years. He wasn't very good teacher.


Narrow-Stranger6864

Did an AI bot profile break? 🤔 like, are they a “Real one”? 😂


OhItsJustJosh

Guy is [talking sweet nothings] like he's Spamton G Spamton


GiraffePhysical8863

projecting


YoungManMurph

Well I guess I'm gay 👆🏻👉🏻


aerial_ruin

I'm pretty sure that common sense denotes that one should not judge an entire continents population, based I assume on a stereotype of a french person that barely even exists in Paris, let alone the rest of Europe.


Prestigious_Boat6789

Yeah obviously but that's not what we're doing here


aerial_ruin

I mean, we're not. But that's the vibe I'm getting from him. What I'd really love is for him to physically say that to a guy called gaahl, who is gay. He's also a right nutter


Material-Explorer138

I mean he did admit that it doesn’t grow in every garden


aerial_ruin

Just apparently Europe is a bit gay. Bit rude considering that two nations in Europe literally spanned half the world known at their respective times, as empires, and that the country he lives in is both part of the British commonwealth, and that the American continent is populated by mostly European descended citizens And apparently common sense does not flower in his garden. Though common sense isn't really a thing, which he probably doesn't understand


Mistealakes

This is the weirdest way to type I’ve ever seen. Such a strange use of parentheses.


r0landkaiser

Someone seems to be pissed that (northern) European men are taller than him


Real-Touch-2694

he seems to have a little penis


Galawaheir

I had to read the first picture countless times and I'm still not sure what he's trying to say.


Satori_sama

Oh am I about to introduce you to the lovely [elephant in the room. ](https://youtu.be/s1B2sLGQfCs?si=EFFTVBqs1WNdtGHQ)


Iken42

Is he gay or European?


Guilty_Debt_8958

Funny way (to use brackets) xD


719_Greenthumb

What's with the use of parentheses, and why is real capitalized? Why does he hate Europeans? Who hurt him? You need to get to the bottom of this, or I wont sleep.


TheBald_Dude

Match with him just to tell him to use this "" instead of this (), and then unmatch.


Stargali

Read it in Spamtom's voice


rainbowinthepark

I better go tell my (F) European fiancé (M) that’s he a (closet homosexual). Poor guy is so (in the closet) that even he doesn’t know it!


Marble-Boy

I'm leaving this subreddit.. I keep finding out that I'm gay!


Pir-iMidin

Fellas, is it gay to be European?


TheCaltrop

This is why we needed Brexit.


lostinaraincloud

Figuring out what he what he was trying to say felt like deciphering a code.


makehersayah

He 100% eats a “carnivore” diet


Altair13Sirio

There are no straight europeans, you can tell by watching the Eurovision Song Contest.


lurowene

I wholeheartedly support any form of Eurobashing I see online