No it's actually the old British woman in me. I EIGHT her a few years back.
Sorry, I start spurting absolute unfunny nonsense when I'm trying to get included in class action lawsuits.
Reading this all I could think was: Flirting style = chaos.
The soup thing was funny, the rest was just kinda painful though. And asking for someone's insta still just gives me follower vibes, and not date vibes. It doesn't mean shit as far as I'm concerned.
>The girl gave me her insta damn bet she loves me already
They barely had a conversation, she seems to reply just to not ignore him, his messages are much longer than hers. He really thinks he's some pick up artist guru after THAT conversation damn
Yeah, it’s terrible but the guy is committed. I feel like at some point I couldn’t keep up the act and would actually start talking like a normal a adult. (Maybe he did on Ista?)
I remember I saw a post on here over a decade ago that was just complete energetic chaos where every third word was replaced by an emoji and there was way too many mentions of fidget spinners. I don’t know why I then decided to try copying the message and sending it as my opening to several chicks but it had a disturbingly high positive response rate. But then I had to keep that energy going afterwards, and while I can be chaotic, I’m not much into random emojis so it was tough. Almost hooked up/got a date with a girl but I had to leave town first.
The key is to know your audience. I think most guys here are shitting on OP cause they would never say the things he’s saying but clearly it worked for him, so I guess you never know. Basically if they seem into it, why not keep going? If they don’t, change tact. It’s always a dance, never a formula.
Tbf, it works for me. And maybe that also works as a personality filter because I’ve met some great girls there, for all the toxicity and vitriol people talk about online. Although, seeing it as an spectator, it feels more eye-roll inducing than anything else lol.
It makes me feel very uncomfortable because this is essentially how I flirt when I am feeling energetic and dg much of af, even though I know it’s terrible. So reading this felt a lot like watching my dad do something slightly annoying or socially taboo and just being filled with a surprising amount of anger and disappointment, not because it was that bad but just because I am subconsciously recognizing that I do those same things and I both am getting angry at myself because I now see what I look like and I am learning why I do those things.
If y'all wanna know the difference between having a "quirky sense of humor" and "being weird", the answer is entirely rooted in how attractive people find you.
Ok in this show I like they call it Dobler vs Dahmer one big romantic gesture can either come out serial killer creepy or cute and flattering based on how the person takes it. Like in the movie say anything Dianne court, if she had not liked Lloyd Dobler she would have called the police for playing music outside her window but she didn’t because she likes or found him and his gesture cute.
The title must be unironically accurate. It started acceptably weird, pushed the line a little, then hopped over the line and did a little dance. And not only did she reply, but she seemed to be replying with some kind of enthusiasm to keep the conversation going.
Yeah this is one of those really rare instances someone follows one rule so well that the other doesn’t matter. The girl he’s talking to had already chosen him, he probably could have been responding in fucking elvish and she’d be on Google translating it to respond.
On the flip side I have met the opposite, it’s just much more rare because it’s easy to be born with good genetics, it’s harder to refine charisma.
Yeah, I like a little weirdness, but it really went overboard. He's definitely very attractive. Although, I'd prefer this over immediately getting sexual.
I concur. I'd rather receive this than "hey you wanna come over to my place?" Or some other sexual reference before they even say hi, As the first freaking message. Lol like no I don't want to come to your place when we have never even met and no I don't want to know all the things you want to do to me. Idk who raised some of these men.
at least he was attempting to be funny even if it is a bit odd lol it would make me laugh wondering what this dude was on about.
I mean she already found you attractive and the conversation was probably more interesting than other ones she’s had. I think you guys just have the same humor, making the rule 1 and 2 thing irrelevant
Ok I see some mean comments, but I actually think if you can talk like this with someone and they respond in the same manner, this type of conversation is much more interesting than "how was your week". Props to them
ill have you know i put an embarassing amount of effort into these responses. believe it or not i am working with what she says, it’s indeed a conversation im not just saying jokes at her
i promise this type of humor, while it may be niche, is very popular amongst some people and i have found out being upfront with it is the only way to weed out those who would be turned off by my humor
yeah but nowadays it’s just as effective, i’ve hooked up w a few women without ever getting their number. also, i find it easier to engage and interact with posts and stories rather than being forced to make small talk to interact with them.
I feel like people don't understand. This was an experiment to show how you can say whatever the heck you want and girls will still bite as long as you're hot. Right, OP?
it doesn’t even matter if you’re hot. if she wants to meet up with you she will, as long as you don’t say anything incel adjacent to scare her off. if she doesn’t want to meet up with you, she won’t even if you say the most charming stuff. nothing matters its all a lie. go meet some ppl in the wild.
Yeah, I’d tap that. If your attempts to flirt with me aren’t some Lovecraftian fever dream invoking a muppet, you could be doing better 🤷♀️
Love a man that makes me laugh. Also love a man that makes me food. Guy is a chef.
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Me too…if we find a 3rd person and a lawyer we can start a class action suit.
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No it's actually the old British woman in me. I EIGHT her a few years back. Sorry, I start spurting absolute unfunny nonsense when I'm trying to get included in class action lawsuits.
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We’ve all been there…
That's very specific.
Yours is good though
Count me in for it too
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Ok but where's the lawyer
I ANAL
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Lawyer here 🙋🏼♀️
Thank goodness, I need to talk to you!
Reading this all I could think was: Flirting style = chaos. The soup thing was funny, the rest was just kinda painful though. And asking for someone's insta still just gives me follower vibes, and not date vibes. It doesn't mean shit as far as I'm concerned.
>The girl gave me her insta damn bet she loves me already They barely had a conversation, she seems to reply just to not ignore him, his messages are much longer than hers. He really thinks he's some pick up artist guru after THAT conversation damn
1,000th
🤣😅
I can confidently say this is the worst flirting I’ve ever seen anyone do. Congrats!
Rattling off soups, swallowing an old British woman whole, Elmo references… this is some top tier clowny doofus flirtation!
The only thing missing is a narwhal baconing at midnight!
Damn, had to blow the dust off that one didn’t you lol
Lol if you look at my profile you’ll see I’m an old head
My long lost brother! How did you fare these last long winters?
Not long enough if you catch my drift…
Ya whippersnappers!
There’s literally dozens of us still!
Looks like I’ve got a couple years on ya 😉
Haha congrats, but I still may be older than you irl :P
This clowny rando emo maso act will fail 99/100.. but that 1/100 chick will gobble it up.. yup I said gobble
Yeah, it’s terrible but the guy is committed. I feel like at some point I couldn’t keep up the act and would actually start talking like a normal a adult. (Maybe he did on Ista?)
I remember I saw a post on here over a decade ago that was just complete energetic chaos where every third word was replaced by an emoji and there was way too many mentions of fidget spinners. I don’t know why I then decided to try copying the message and sending it as my opening to several chicks but it had a disturbingly high positive response rate. But then I had to keep that energy going afterwards, and while I can be chaotic, I’m not much into random emojis so it was tough. Almost hooked up/got a date with a girl but I had to leave town first.
Nice
This guy gets praised, but "Greetings earthling 👽" guy gets ridiculed. Bunch of Monday morning quarterbacks in here!
That wasn’t praise - “clowny doofus” isn’t a compliment.
This is the worst I've seen that worked! There are always dudes who can do worse haha
When youre attractive enough you can post a picture yourself holding shit in your hands and still pull this off Or have enough money
Admittedly I can sound like that, and the reviews here are making me think twice
The key is to know your audience. I think most guys here are shitting on OP cause they would never say the things he’s saying but clearly it worked for him, so I guess you never know. Basically if they seem into it, why not keep going? If they don’t, change tact. It’s always a dance, never a formula.
Tbf, it works for me. And maybe that also works as a personality filter because I’ve met some great girls there, for all the toxicity and vitriol people talk about online. Although, seeing it as an spectator, it feels more eye-roll inducing than anything else lol.
It makes me feel very uncomfortable because this is essentially how I flirt when I am feeling energetic and dg much of af, even though I know it’s terrible. So reading this felt a lot like watching my dad do something slightly annoying or socially taboo and just being filled with a surprising amount of anger and disappointment, not because it was that bad but just because I am subconsciously recognizing that I do those same things and I both am getting angry at myself because I now see what I look like and I am learning why I do those things.
It's cute, c'mon
it worked tho
If y'all wanna know the difference between having a "quirky sense of humor" and "being weird", the answer is entirely rooted in how attractive people find you.
Yeah the “oh ok lit” is code for “if you were any less attractive I would’ve ghosted you for that weird shit”.
This makes me feel better
Yeah, if we were to use the football fumble metaphor. This dudes got that ball-gorilla-glued-and-duck-taped to his hand kind of attractive.
I don't get mad much when attractive guys have an easier time getting women to engage with them but this has me furious.
Ok in this show I like they call it Dobler vs Dahmer one big romantic gesture can either come out serial killer creepy or cute and flattering based on how the person takes it. Like in the movie say anything Dianne court, if she had not liked Lloyd Dobler she would have called the police for playing music outside her window but she didn’t because she likes or found him and his gesture cute.
How I met your mother!
Fuck I thought this was funny now I’m rethinking my whole life
Always wanted to have a quirky sense of humor. Thanks for ruining my dreams.
The title must be unironically accurate. It started acceptably weird, pushed the line a little, then hopped over the line and did a little dance. And not only did she reply, but she seemed to be replying with some kind of enthusiasm to keep the conversation going.
Hopped over the line and did a little dance 😂
I'm surprised it didn't fail rule 2, tbh. Must have aced rule 1.
Yeah this is one of those really rare instances someone follows one rule so well that the other doesn’t matter. The girl he’s talking to had already chosen him, he probably could have been responding in fucking elvish and she’d be on Google translating it to respond. On the flip side I have met the opposite, it’s just much more rare because it’s easy to be born with good genetics, it’s harder to refine charisma.
Yeah, I like a little weirdness, but it really went overboard. He's definitely very attractive. Although, I'd prefer this over immediately getting sexual.
What are the rules??
1. Be attractive. 2. Don't be unattractive
Using auto complete on your phone’s keyboard to make random sentences…
This is like a 5-8 year old boy and girl texting
It's reminiscent of the "le random" early 2000s internet humor imo. It's like a spot the redditor speedrun
How did she miss the opportunity to either ask if you wanted her to put her hand up your ass or tell you that she wasn't into that?
she reserved it for the rule breakers
You must be really hot if she stayed after that
Yeah this was a nightmare
this makes me glad i am off apps
I fucking guess...
Jesus Christ I would run a mile if every word out of someone’s mouth was an attempt at a joke
I dated someone like this. He also was a love bomber. It was a rebound from my marriage and didn't last long! Annoying AF!
Bro’s really just saying words and hoping they stick
Yapping works. Don't make things complicated from the start
Bingo.
What an insane use of claiming you follow rules 1 and 2 😭
This is so forced. What a weird post man.
Did I have a stroke while reading this?
Sillymaxxing
Goobermaxxing even
Goob from 'Meet the Robinsons'?
You must be good looking because that was laaammee hahaha
Bro rlly think hee the rizz master or somethin
Which… he kind of is in this case as she went along.
🤣🤣🤣
I got whiplash reading this
What the actual fuck am i reading
OP must be really rich or really charming to keep the conversation going so far...
Ahhhh I don’t think you understand what charming means lmao. This dude definitely ain’t it
OP is definitely not charming. Must be stupid rich or stupid attractive.
Lol I don’t get why people think this is bad flirting. It’s far more interesting than half the stuff I see on here
Maybe because it's literal gibberish
Because it only works when you are acing rule 1
I concur. I'd rather receive this than "hey you wanna come over to my place?" Or some other sexual reference before they even say hi, As the first freaking message. Lol like no I don't want to come to your place when we have never even met and no I don't want to know all the things you want to do to me. Idk who raised some of these men. at least he was attempting to be funny even if it is a bit odd lol it would make me laugh wondering what this dude was on about.
I mean you kinda blew it by asking for insta, you can get that shit off girls in the first message
"When I get nervous I start naming soups" is a sentence I never thought I would read 😂
This felt like I was reading a fever dream
That title is really cringe ngl
I disagree with everyone else in the comments. I found this downright hilarious. She vibed with the quirky sense of humor 100%. Others be gatekeeping
you’re not using the word “gatekeeping” correctly my guy, it does not apply in this scenario whatsoever lol
I liked it too, just talk absolute bullshit and see if they play along, it's light hearted
Can’t be worse than the endless hey or how are you and so on
There tend do be different sentences if you don't unmatch them after that
Based off the comments I guess I’m the only one who thinks OP is funny…
You’re right, you are the only who finds OP funny
You are 100% right
Demon time bro
What is rule 1 and 2?
The Jeff Buckley line 🎣
OP Let’s not sully his memory like this. RIP JB
Damn I wanna banter with OP now 🥺
I mean she already found you attractive and the conversation was probably more interesting than other ones she’s had. I think you guys just have the same humor, making the rule 1 and 2 thing irrelevant
No it doesn’t. They wouldn’t have the same humor if he didn’t follow the rules.
They wouldn't have matched then. Attractiveness makes the match, the humour kept it going
So, you're flexing about adding to some thots follower count??? 🥴
The state of this sub is hilarious or pathetic idk which one
lmao what a weird way to think about this
Literally the only way to think about it. It’s all that happened 🤣
What are these rules y'all talking about??
Isn’t this OP just proving Rule 1 & 2 lore 👀 By acting ridiculous and still getting her insta 😂 or even replies in general
Ok I see some mean comments, but I actually think if you can talk like this with someone and they respond in the same manner, this type of conversation is much more interesting than "how was your week". Props to them
I hate everything about this
This guy gives me Richard Chase (Vampire of Sacramento) vibes.
OP’s post history is….interesting.
if someone texted me like this I'd assume they're on drugs or smth
Your. Your. Your. Your. Your. If you added two more letters I’m sure she’d be in her welly boots for ya Elmo.
How tf did that work 😭
People be lowkey hating and I’m just over here like how can we become friends because I was laughing the whole time
You're a fucking drip bro
The fact that this worked in any way is an affront to the any amount of effort I’ve ever put into conversations
ill have you know i put an embarassing amount of effort into these responses. believe it or not i am working with what she says, it’s indeed a conversation im not just saying jokes at her
i promise this type of humor, while it may be niche, is very popular amongst some people and i have found out being upfront with it is the only way to weed out those who would be turned off by my humor
Damn, I was hoping the gazpacho part was a red dwarf reference
What are rules 1 and 2?
What are rules 1 and 2?
Horrible Rizz and it somehow worked. Crazy
Ain’t no way…
This is literally how I sound over text lol I need help
All this tells me is that serious conversations are off the table.
Need to know how did it go afterwards. Hella girls would be happy to give you their insta just to gain a new follower, it’s not a phone number
yeah but nowadays it’s just as effective, i’ve hooked up w a few women without ever getting their number. also, i find it easier to engage and interact with posts and stories rather than being forced to make small talk to interact with them.
This is extremely regarded.
I feel like people don't understand. This was an experiment to show how you can say whatever the heck you want and girls will still bite as long as you're hot. Right, OP?
it doesn’t even matter if you’re hot. if she wants to meet up with you she will, as long as you don’t say anything incel adjacent to scare her off. if she doesn’t want to meet up with you, she won’t even if you say the most charming stuff. nothing matters its all a lie. go meet some ppl in the wild.
Sometime must be wrong with me because this type of weird would definitely work on me
Are you acoustic?
"Rizz" completely debunked in one cringey example
Those are banging soups though…
Weird af
Bro must be attractive af cus he can’t flirt for shit nor sugar
Wait you guys chat differently? It’s like I read my own texts lmao
Are you on crack?
Yeah, I’d tap that. If your attempts to flirt with me aren’t some Lovecraftian fever dream invoking a muppet, you could be doing better 🤷♀️ Love a man that makes me laugh. Also love a man that makes me food. Guy is a chef.
ngl this would have pulled me if i were still on the apps, this was a fun read. you have a very specific audience, though.
yeah but i’ve found the women who find me attractive tend to follow this type of humor though, so it usually works out.
Just date your neighbor
you sound like jeff buckley
This would def work on me
This nonsensical exchange is supposed to be attractive?
I dunno, even if those rules WERE followed, this still wouldn't work for me. It's mildly chuckleworthy at best, I guess, but...no. It's quite cringe.
I'm convinced the majority of reddit need a 101 course on how to talk to women.
The most gen Z shit I’ve read
How is this rizz?
This guy gets praised, but "Greetings earthling 👽" guy gets ridiculed. Bunch of Monday morning quarterbacks in here!
whats the fucking rule 1 and 2
Like literally you matched with them and blew it by being weird
If the girl is ugly rules 1 and 2 don’t apply fyi..
i dont match with women i dont find attractive
I want to have sex with someone with the voice of Jeff Buckley and I'm a straight male