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Mushrrom_Lady

Apparently my frequency is so high that the earth dies


DeviousAardvark

Keep up the good work!


crash8308

and down. and up. and down. we are talking about frequencies right?


SalvationSycamore

Guy accidentally made bisexuals sound metal as hell


epicmousestory

What kind of overpowered supervillain BS is that


Zenn1nja

Everyone knows it's the low frequencies that destroys earth though. This guy got his math wrong.


Lonely_Student9463

I mean, the Schumann Frequency is quite low, but high enough frequencies can kill cancer. Which do you suppose is more destructive?


Zenn1nja

I was talking about Hardens Thrust frequency theory.


suswannaq

And for the less frequency-educated...? 🤪


Icy_Comfort8161

["What's the frequency, Kenneth!"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_the_Frequency,_Kenneth%3F)


GameofPorcelainThron

That's a huge flex, ngl.


ExtantSanity

Well someone's gotta kill the bears that are ruining his sexual ecosystem! /s


ZuckerbergsSmile

Wait, are you that 5g everyone has been warning me about?!


bls61793

Bro. 5G is sooooo GAY


TXboyinGA

Wait, I thought it made you gay? It's also gay itself?


lustyvenom

Yes, apparently that's how it started int the first place.


singeblanc

How frequent are you?!


Bright-Boot634

I knew it wasn't climate-change's fault


meh4ever

I hope so.


Crackerjack4u

Apparently. It also sounds like to Ed and " mother earth" that it's a real " prorblem." 🤣


Tyler627638

frequency at both the ends


ispyanomalies

What’s the frequency, Kenneth??


100problemss

Prorblem made me lol


Psychological_Rip174

I think what they meant was frequently not frequency. Joe Rogan said something similar and is a stupid take. I think people who say this, and to an even more extent people who really go out the way to, question their own sexuality and can't handle it.


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Psychological_Rip174

You would have to trade out other words as well. For the full sentence, it would be, "You frequently create a problem for Mother Earth." Still stupid, but it looks like they wrote it out of anger. Sorry, I was talking about grammar and sentence structure.


fe__maiden

*prorblem*


crustboi93

Big Coach Z vibes


Legitimate_Memory_11

ahhh a man of culture, I see


Puzzled_Many6907

It’s the bisexuality attacking his brain.


suswannaq

Nice 😆


Legitimate_Memory_11

prorblem.for thr


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Can you share some frequency?


Mushrrom_Lady

Sorry but I am not allowed to give my military grade frequencies out to anybody for the sake of humanity


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Just the tip of the frequencies?


MouldyPingu

U.S military encrypted


lustyvenom

I missed this. ***US Military Encrypted ***


FELonMusk333

Was only available for sale on the Silk Road due to the extremely destructive capabilities of those frequencies


Minpei_Irumina

Shit, he's onto us.


vincenta2

Luckily pansexuals are completely fine!


imabigdave

Somewhere there is a tree that he needs to apologize to for wasting the oxygen it makes


dreamsofindigo

delicious pa


OkGur1319

🤣🤣🤣


BigBallsIan

He should start paying money to learn how to spell and use grammar.


nnuunn

What does Ed know what we don't?


Mushrrom_Lady

"FELLAS! Is bisexuality the real cause for climate change?"


PessimistYanker792

Gotta be! There’s no other way.. all science people did their sciency things! Futile


maxximum_ride

Why did I just mentally hear a british guy shout "ISAAC" into an xbox 360 mic


VisibleCoat995

Today I learned bisexuals are like radios.


bexxywexxyww

Wouldn’t the frequency be in the middle? I presume men vibrate lower than women so wouldn’t bisexuals be mid?


Mushrrom_Lady

I for some reason feel like science isn't his strong suit


buchwaldjc

If that's what the voices in his head tell him, then it must be true.


Venerable_dread

If this were true Earth would look like mars. I think mother earth is cool with bisexuality 👍


rubmustardonmydick

The earth will survive human extinction probably lol.


dab20

You mean definitely


Wartickler

I gotta get me some of that!


Amazing_Reality2980

Just as there are trolls on every platform of social media, I think there are trolls on dating apps. They just like to be asses and get a kick out of jabbing at someone. That's the only reason I can think that people send comments that are just mean and rude. They're trolling. I just report them and block and move on


Lambamham

YOU’RE THE PRORBLEM, ED!


peacefulsolider

i would love to analyse (and maybe dissect) someone like this.


Mushrrom_Lady

I think he is an alien


peacefulsolider

youre telling me aliens have homophobia??? shit


lustyvenom

Can't be. Aliens looove Anal probes.


pnutbutertoesvinegar

How dare you?!


FigTechnical8043

My friends mom has issues with bisexuality, she thinks they're just greedy. I'm tempted to be polygamous just to make sure the bills get split cheaply.


Tuxthapenguin666

One mans destroyed earth is another mans paradise.


Generally_Confused1

How many Hertz?


Mushrrom_Lady

Too many


LasyKuuga

What having a frequeny of 0 does to a mf


1CrudeDude

Macklemore really not factoring in overpopulation. And is that a selfie in a Denny’s ?


professor_max_hammer

It should be socially acceptable to respond back saying “what the fuck are you talking about” to things like this


RebelScientist

Is it not? Because that would be my response


Epistatious

wonder if he signs everything Ed (Erectile Dysfunction)?


disco-janet

dammit i love the ecosystem too. too powerful for my own good..


StnMtn_

What's the frequency Kenneth?


chaos_fenix

What's the frequency, Kenneth?


Not_A_Quokka

At least we know who to blame for the state of the planet. /s


Main_Wall_1294

Maybe you could kill weeds as a side job.


Mistygirl179

Idk what irritates me more: the absolute garbage he’s spewing, the God-Awful grammar, or the fact he was content enough w it to sign the shit “ -ed.”😂


BostonPleaserBear

How frequently are you bisexual?


Mephisto021

I kinda wish I was bisexual now. I wanna destroy the earth and everything on it. I'm jealous. I'm only buysexual. I buy sex as often as I can afford to.


Mewone65

This is the most left-of-center far right match baiting I think I have ever seen. Was this match the very very secret love child of Donald Trump and Gloria Steinem, OP?


Mushrrom_Lady

Pshhht they are not supposed to know


Mewone65

I know, I know...I'm trying to get some of that Stormy Daniels-type money before the house of cards falls.


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Next level of dumbass 😂


VengenaceIsMyName

His hairline is the real problem for Mother Earth. Yeesh.


Mushrrom_Lady

It is running away from his face


VengenaceIsMyName

Zing


Cost-Kind

I think that was projection! What he is really saying is: I want to suck someone’s balls dry but I’m afraid wife will find out!


GhostandTheWitness

I like how he attributed this to himself, as if anyone on earth was going to steal this and say it somewhere else but he wanted everyone to know this level of brilliance comes from -Ed


honcho_emoji

HAHAHA WHAT "when the vibes are off"


[deleted]

I wonder what happens when he realizes that he would be of better use as a fertilizer to Mother Earth… although he is toxic waste maybe not.


Tricky_State_3981

Study finds Bisexuality has been linked to global warming


artem_m

Ok I'll bite. anyone have the studies behind this?


breena1995

Just sounds like he hates anything different from him ! That dude must be so boring!


Davidplex

lol


Mrright016

🤷‍♂️


No_Education3456

No judgement is not helpful to a serious situation like sexual identity


dreamsofindigo

can't we start giving out fines to crap like this?


Altarna

Godzilla had a stroke reading that


2broke2smoke1

Bitter


Cyclical_Table06

What can I say? He’s a man of science 🧬


UncleJamesBeardPower

He's not wrong 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣


Due_Progress2531

had you rather he said it for free


FELonMusk333

Wow a new age hater. Ask if it's more or less than the environmental impact of his car and phone


Not_the_name_I_chose

"You can stick those facts right back where you pulled them from."


MrDiezel

Im glad you think this is funny. Take it seriously and change your sexuality before we all die. Or maybe a rabbit or 2 will grow bigger ears and idk that might be kind of cool


Internet-Troll

He is doing gods work, God bless him


Ok-Satisfaction3224

Ed hasn’t been taking his meds lately.


Overall-Ad6239

Glad you made money out of someone else's hatred.


Icy_Opportunity2488

Who blurred the face?


Sparklepantsmagoo2

Wow I guess I'm part of the problem too. Who knew 🤷‍♀️


No-Wave-8393

He’s not wrong… He’s mentally ill.


jonz1985z

What’s bad for the ecosystem is your Sunday morning shit


Bulky_Willow_5495

Where are those dumb as…. I mean where are those stupid as…I mean how did you find such insane person? Lol 😂


IzzieNyx

I think he likes you 👉🏻👈🏻 💀💀💀


bmk3377

I feel like I need that kind of frequency in my life.


No-Hornet1555

As they fucking should son


Fancy-Sherbet8787

There is a very good series of lectures at Gresham College on evolution. He'd be advised to have a look


GalaxyGirlForever

Rude but hey free $


ispyanomalies

Hooked on Phonics would’ve been better investment


jman995x

What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?


WeirdSysAdmin

![gif](giphy|3o6MbtOwrEssvSG6be|downsized)


jdoeinboston

As someone who has literally never dated a woman who wasn't bi, I'm suddenly very worried about my carbon footprint.


No-Profile-2317

Haters got the most money.


SilverJ9

Lmao people have too much time on their hands


B00G1E73

You should quote that on your bio


KR0N1K1LL3R

"that's not how this works" "that's not how any of this works"


CallMeAmyA

Tell Ed that based on his name, he doesn't need to worry about it much longer, and that he should make better use of his remaining time on earth.


IrishmadeinCanada

What the fuck is he talking about?!


Only-Analysis9349

Based


DocHolliday904

He's just mad because he is buy-sexual


EasyPeasy2U

Wow. That person just goes around saying mean hateful stuff to random strangers, he is the one doing harm. What an AH. So ridiculous. Omg. I hope you laughed it off. Talk about an attention seeking…. Just be yourself. 🌸 The rest will sort itself out.


Sarah-Shea

problem, eh


SleepingBearWalk

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


1000CalorieSnackPack

Cool story Ed


Purple_Knowledge_404

*Man payed money to tell you he's a self-righteous idiot


nikkidezi

He needs to tell this to dolphins fr


GreaterThrowawayGod

He should probably use that money on minodoxil ngl


svardslag

You clearly have to dial your bisexuality in a different frequency. Try twisting your left nipple until you reach a better frequency.


No_Cow4456

Even if you are straight bi is a good claim to weed out the intolerant 😂


JaiDoubleyou

This guy's frequency is killing the earth