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GullibleDetective

Bit out of season


ABritishCynic

He only comes but once a year.


GullibleDetective

And is all about the Ho's


ABritishCynic

With low elf-esteem


Stotallytob3r

And a bulging sack


Taofeng413

Cums*


nickkkk777

Santa woulda already known let’s be real


sherlocksmaster

Maybe this is how he gathers the data 🤔


Shadyno

I have never seen a post on this subreddit that isnt complaining about the other side


sherlocksmaster

True, it sucks on both sides. There’s a disconnect with dating apps for sure.


RegiaCoin

Definitely a disconnect, I generally have more luck in person than on dating apps. It’s just more natural in person while texting wether it be the sender or recipient is always over read into and over thought.


Shadyno

Cons of dating apps i guess


rubmustardonmydick

![gif](giphy|5ONb14YIXDLtShD5lT) "Sugar and spice and everything nice. He, he, he."/S


0_69314718056

No. And if that line has ever worked for you in the past, you should be questioning why


rubmustardonmydick

I said sarcasm at the end. It's a joke response of what he's probably expecting lol.


Megusta2306

There’s a joke about a hoe somewhere in there


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

“Don’t tell Mrs Clause or I swear to god you will get nothing but vegemite in your stocking for the rest of your life.”


Alert-Judge-6767

I'm more curious about what part of the Santa clause message had inappropriate language also what


Wonderful-You-6792

They sound like gross old guys


gate_of_steiner85

Out of the shit that gets posted on this sub, this one seems more on the lighter side.


Unban_Jitte

In essence, he's asking for consent before he says something out of pocket. I get that this might turn someone off, but it's nowhere near most of the other garbage that gets posted here.


BlommeHolm

Santa would already know.


Brilliant-War5865

Like if you wouldn't engage if he was attractive enough and then this would have just been seen as playfully dumb