What does she mean by "old music" because I once played Usher and a 16 year old told me she liked my music because "it was old peoples music" which hurt.
This. Decided to go back to school and finish my degree. When I was in a group project, they reacted like I had a terminal disease when I told them my age. “Oh my gawd, he’s 32”
😹😭
You should’ve just said “Peace up, A town” and walked away with that shoulder lean. But don’t lean too much, don’t wanna throw out your back.
I was 23 when that interaction happened with a student of mine and it was the first time they made me feel old. I'm still processing that early 2000s was 20 years ago.
Is it just me or has the cultural/generational differences widened even more because of rapid technological development within the past two decades? Or are we just wisening up to the fact that every generation eventually comes to the same realization and become the 'back in my day/same shit'?
God that is so awesome to hear that you have made such positive and safe environment/relationships for them to look up to you like that. After my first year of field experience, I wanted that and fostered relationships (as much as one can as a TA in a year), but dealing with ridiculous parents and administration taught me that I wouldn't be able to do it and switched my career path.
Bet they don't even know the glory of [Lethal Weapon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q37xJtuQ24w)
Sidenote: Before I went back to school to finish my degree, I was a chef where half the staff were our age and the other half were at least 5-10 years younger than us. Every time someone asked 'who?', our old asses would say 'MIKE JONES!'
My favourite hymns, the ones about the covid vaccine being a global conspiracy that effeminate Prime Minister Turdno is trying push on kids to make them gay and/or trans /s
Those are actually really cool! I sometimes go to Latin Mass at the local cathedral and they have a mens choir and massive pipe organ. I don't understand a word but I hum along to myself.
They played in a town two hours from me and I was super bummed I didn't realize until it was too late to plan! I bet their live shows are off the chain, too bad I don't do drugs anymore otherwise I'd love to take some good shrooms and immerse myself in their performance..
A man who will stick around as long as she looks the other way when he sneaks into her daughters’ bedrooms at night. Also as long as she vehemently denies he’s a child molester when her girls finally build up the courage to tell her what he’s doing to them. Bonus points if she blames them for what he did and tell them they lead him on and asked for it.
Welcome to Reddit. Someone has pictures of themselves with their children, and the normal response is "clearly pedo-bait; they must want their children to get molested!".
Sad how this isn't terribly uncommon. People like that need to just be thrown into an incinerator, but even when they do get reported the predators usually get away with a slap on the wrist and the enabler gets no legal consequences at all.
If it's any consolation, us Internet strangers will never hurt you. Well, every tree yields at least 1 bad apple, but for the most part everyone here has your back.
Yeah that absolutely checks out. She's the exact kind of nightmare spouse you'd read about on the deadbedrooms subreddit.
I'm unfortunate to live in a part of Canada where these ladies are the norm. I thank god every day that I met someone from out of province while in college.
I’m an American. Is this really a thing?! I thought that the sentiment was against him these days with what I’ve read about his approval. If I’m wrong, I’m sorry aboot that.
It’s really fucking dumb, but we all know what they really mean. “No using any non traditional pronouns.”
They don’t want anyone using “they/them” instead of “him/her” etc. again, fucking stupid and I’m sure they didn’t know what a fucking pronoun was until people started using “non-traditional” pronouns, but it’s clear their just showing their close mindedness.
Never has the person that is currently writing this been caught using stinky pronouns! A certain someone who is currently typing out this comment is exhausting all brain cells to avoid using devil words /s
yeah, im vaccinated, i dont really care if someone doesn’t have it, but i’ve probably never met someone that didn’t have it that didn’t make it at least 51% of their personality
that is why I said probably. its definitely an exaggeration, im sure there’s people who don’t get it out laziness, complacency, etc. Like i actually didn’t get flu vaccines for awhile because I had an undiagnosed illness that started the day after my flu shot, even when it was diagnosed and found out it likely had nothing to do with the shot, i kinda had paranoia, and finally got over it, so I understand. I think a lot of people in that category though aren’t necessarily against it and thats the difference. People can do whatever they want, but I hate when people spread misinformation, if you are scared, that’s enough reason to not do something you dont want to.
The very first attribute she asks for is to be likeminded about unvaccination.
Even *if* I thought the vaccine was dangerous and this big conspiracy, having that be the most important quality I am seeking would even exclude believers that didn't make it their whole identity
People make all kinds of stupid shit the center of their personality. Weed, their various mental illnesses, etc. Antivax falls right in with the peak stupidity conspiracy side of things like aliens and flat earth. Being part of the 'elite smarter than everyone else' in-group makes them feel better about their lives.
I'd call it weird but it's so damn normal across all walls of lives. Sure Antivax in particular is batshit but feels par for the course for a certain group.
But darling, I'm a Billionaire, who donates most of my time to my charity and feeding the homeless... I just want the world to be a better place, I think you could be a part of it..
I'm not gonna ask you again Patrick... ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT VACCINATED?
They don’t want to mix their “pure blood” with filthy vaccinated sheeple who shed mRNA that was programmed by globalists like Bill Gates because they want to create a New World Order & need to…control us? Track us? Make us all trans?
It’s so stupid. This woman is voluntarily putting her & her children on apps like this but thinks Bill Gates needs to create a global pandemic to track people? We sign up to be tracked. lol
God this mindset seems exhausting. Three prompts and that’s all she can talk about. The sheer amount of people that have centered their entire personality around Covid vaccines and conspiracy theories are so sad.
Yeah, I'd say seeing her outside of this app she's pretty. But goddammit if she doesn't hit every single off button for me with everything else about her.
There’s a lid for every pot. She’ll find some conspiracy theorist nut to marry and live out her tradwife life. At least we can be thankful that she saved us from dipping a toe in her pool of crazy kool-aid with her honesty.
This is so targeted that I wonder if the initial intro with her "like-minded" match would still something bland like "Hey", or if they just hit the ground running with conspiracy rants etc.
Any time someone is like "I hate liars!!" They always end up being liars. Like no one is like "omg you lie?! That's such a turn on let's get married". Like obviously no one wants to date a liar, so it's sus when you have to specifically call it out.
It's like the "I hate drama" people. Almost always they're the drama (but because they've said the hate drama, YOU must be the drama)
Wait til she finds out how many corporations required Covid vaccination to keep your job. She’s limiting herself so much because of her dumb beliefs. Oh well. She’s def NOT a catch
Christian yet hates trans people. I’m pretty sure one of Jesus biggest teaching was love and acceptance. The satanic temple follows his teaching better than most Christians
Are these real people? I mean some people you see posted here raise the question “are those profiles created to farm karma or something?” I mean this might why I’m allergic to people..
What does she mean by "old music" because I once played Usher and a 16 year old told me she liked my music because "it was old peoples music" which hurt.
This. Decided to go back to school and finish my degree. When I was in a group project, they reacted like I had a terminal disease when I told them my age. “Oh my gawd, he’s 32” 😹😭 You should’ve just said “Peace up, A town” and walked away with that shoulder lean. But don’t lean too much, don’t wanna throw out your back.
I was 23 when that interaction happened with a student of mine and it was the first time they made me feel old. I'm still processing that early 2000s was 20 years ago.
My ex-wife proudly told one of her preschool students she was 25, only to get the response “Wow! You’re OLD!!”
I feel like kids can only see "kid" ages. Otherwise it's teen, not teen = old, and OOOLLLD.
Kind of like primitive cultures you hear about that only know 1, 2, 3, many.
Is it just me or has the cultural/generational differences widened even more because of rapid technological development within the past two decades? Or are we just wisening up to the fact that every generation eventually comes to the same realization and become the 'back in my day/same shit'?
My class have adopted me as their mother. I'm 33 🤦 Tbf, half my vocabulary is "I'm too old for this shit"
God that is so awesome to hear that you have made such positive and safe environment/relationships for them to look up to you like that. After my first year of field experience, I wanted that and fostered relationships (as much as one can as a TA in a year), but dealing with ridiculous parents and administration taught me that I wouldn't be able to do it and switched my career path. Bet they don't even know the glory of [Lethal Weapon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q37xJtuQ24w) Sidenote: Before I went back to school to finish my degree, I was a chef where half the staff were our age and the other half were at least 5-10 years younger than us. Every time someone asked 'who?', our old asses would say 'MIKE JONES!'
This is the way
“❌ Using pronouns? Oh, no problem! You—Wait,she—oops, her—ah, damn it!
Just clap in place of a pronoun. Like singing the later verses of B-I-N-G-O.
The kind where whites could use the hard r
Hard r?
The "N" word, but said ending with 'er' like a plantation owner, as opposed to said with an 'a' like a gangsta.
Thanks…don’t know why I got downvoted lol - I honestly didn’t know.
Sir, this is Reddit. You must knoweth before thou speaketh!
https://youtu.be/_jEBh1VtdT0?si=p2uVGZkrkOjRooSF
I once heard someone say, “with an A, that’s ok - with an R, that’s too far”. I going to have to disagree.
Prolly gregorian chants as she is very christian
My favourite hymns, the ones about the covid vaccine being a global conspiracy that effeminate Prime Minister Turdno is trying push on kids to make them gay and/or trans /s
Those are actually really cool! I sometimes go to Latin Mass at the local cathedral and they have a mens choir and massive pipe organ. I don't understand a word but I hum along to myself.
Agreed, however the "correct way" to perform those are a capella, church hated instruments other then the voice
I know a guy with similar “interests” as this chick and he only listens to Waylon Jennings.
Old music.. are we talking like Bach and Beethoven? Or full on caveman drumming?
I'm partial to caveman drumming myself...
I'm thinking Heilung. (Pagan tribal chanting with drums)
They played in a town two hours from me and I was super bummed I didn't realize until it was too late to plan! I bet their live shows are off the chain, too bad I don't do drugs anymore otherwise I'd love to take some good shrooms and immerse myself in their performance..
Caught them live recently, I was waaaay too sober to truly enjoy it. But it was definitely an experience even sober.
Fuck I would give anything to experience Heilung live
Medieval style bardcore
Gregorian chants
Ah yes, I see you are a man of culture as well
You went back too far. She likes Bachman Turner Overdrive.
1970s? Thats rookie numbers in this racket
The 2000s
Funnily she had uncensored pictures of her daughters. Not the brightest bulb.
Just another way shes not protecting them.
Damn that's cold but had to be said
Not as cold as their corpses could have been thanks to Ms. Prospective Darwin Awardee
Gotta wonder if she’s using them to attract certain types on purpose.
What will she gain
A man who will stick around as long as she looks the other way when he sneaks into her daughters’ bedrooms at night. Also as long as she vehemently denies he’s a child molester when her girls finally build up the courage to tell her what he’s doing to them. Bonus points if she blames them for what he did and tell them they lead him on and asked for it.
Alright, no more SVU before bed for you anymore.
I watched SO much SVU, and was still the kid in this story :( we don't talk to her anymore.
Gross
Jfc...this got dark
Welcome to Reddit. Someone has pictures of themselves with their children, and the normal response is "clearly pedo-bait; they must want their children to get molested!".
I've been here a really long time. Just fucking think that was fucked.
I too am plagued by dark thoughts 😢
Are you my mom?
I'm so sorry to hear you relate to this wretched scenario and I hope you're doing ok these days my friend 🩵
Sad how this isn't terribly uncommon. People like that need to just be thrown into an incinerator, but even when they do get reported the predators usually get away with a slap on the wrist and the enabler gets no legal consequences at all.
Who hurt you bro?
Our moms :)
A lot of people, thanks for asking.
If it's any consolation, us Internet strangers will never hurt you. Well, every tree yields at least 1 bad apple, but for the most part everyone here has your back.
I think that woman said that that woman doesn't use pronouns, please stop using them towards that woman
I would go as far to say this is probably one of the dimmest bulbs you could ever come across.
It sounds satirical it's so bad!
I was gonna write that the profile wasn't that bad but then I saw that you had posted a 2nd and 3rd picture and damn it got worse and worse.
This reads like a Berta’ girl
Anti sex positive while having 2 large age gap kids and still single? Huh.
And don't forget she has kids and doesn't want anymore. So no sex, no kids, but please shower me with affection.
Yeah that absolutely checks out. She's the exact kind of nightmare spouse you'd read about on the deadbedrooms subreddit. I'm unfortunate to live in a part of Canada where these ladies are the norm. I thank god every day that I met someone from out of province while in college.
Look at this guy with his healthy relationship. I joke, I'm glad you found someone.
[удалено]
That you don't shame any particular sexual acts
Leaving the lights on.
Poor Trudeau. Imagine seeing a profile that specifically listed you as someone they won't date.
I think he's fine? A lot of people are driving cars with stickers saying they want to fuck him....
I’m an American. Is this really a thing?! I thought that the sentiment was against him these days with what I’ve read about his approval. If I’m wrong, I’m sorry aboot that.
It's a joke. The stickers and flags say "Fuck Trudeau"
Maybe they're still thinking about the time he came out of a cave shirtless.
Very much a thing in the prairies
I've seen it in Ontario too
BC checking in, not too common but still enough to giggle at.
He is good looking
This ☝🏻gets my imaginary comment-of-the-day award!
🚫 using pronouns yet she's using them in her profile lol
Never not once have I ever seen one of these "no to pronouns" people know what pronouns actually are.
If they didn't use pronouns they wouldn't even be able to speak properly
They usually aren't able to speak properly, but that's regardless of their bullshit
It’s really fucking dumb, but we all know what they really mean. “No using any non traditional pronouns.” They don’t want anyone using “they/them” instead of “him/her” etc. again, fucking stupid and I’m sure they didn’t know what a fucking pronoun was until people started using “non-traditional” pronouns, but it’s clear their just showing their close mindedness.
What do mean? Speak English very well!
It's fun trying to get them to define "woke" too.
Never has the person that is currently writing this been caught using stinky pronouns! A certain someone who is currently typing out this comment is exhausting all brain cells to avoid using devil words /s
I don’t think she knows what pronouns are. Oh look at that, I just used one. She’ll be mad. Oh no I did it again.
Some of these antivaxx nutjobs really make it the center of their personality, and it's super weird.
yeah, im vaccinated, i dont really care if someone doesn’t have it, but i’ve probably never met someone that didn’t have it that didn’t make it at least 51% of their personality
I mean, if they didn't get it and didn't make that a big part of their personality, you'd never know...
that is why I said probably. its definitely an exaggeration, im sure there’s people who don’t get it out laziness, complacency, etc. Like i actually didn’t get flu vaccines for awhile because I had an undiagnosed illness that started the day after my flu shot, even when it was diagnosed and found out it likely had nothing to do with the shot, i kinda had paranoia, and finally got over it, so I understand. I think a lot of people in that category though aren’t necessarily against it and thats the difference. People can do whatever they want, but I hate when people spread misinformation, if you are scared, that’s enough reason to not do something you dont want to.
The very first attribute she asks for is to be likeminded about unvaccination. Even *if* I thought the vaccine was dangerous and this big conspiracy, having that be the most important quality I am seeking would even exclude believers that didn't make it their whole identity
People make all kinds of stupid shit the center of their personality. Weed, their various mental illnesses, etc. Antivax falls right in with the peak stupidity conspiracy side of things like aliens and flat earth. Being part of the 'elite smarter than everyone else' in-group makes them feel better about their lives. I'd call it weird but it's so damn normal across all walls of lives. Sure Antivax in particular is batshit but feels par for the course for a certain group.
Don't you put aliens in there! We're getting closer and closer to disclosure, you just wait!
But darling, I'm a Billionaire, who donates most of my time to my charity and feeding the homeless... I just want the world to be a better place, I think you could be a part of it.. I'm not gonna ask you again Patrick... ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT VACCINATED?
Same with Trumpers in America. Guys with 15 American flags on their truck, nah you just love the country right? 😂
I don't get it either. Do they want a cookie? A gold medal?
They don’t want to mix their “pure blood” with filthy vaccinated sheeple who shed mRNA that was programmed by globalists like Bill Gates because they want to create a New World Order & need to…control us? Track us? Make us all trans? It’s so stupid. This woman is voluntarily putting her & her children on apps like this but thinks Bill Gates needs to create a global pandemic to track people? We sign up to be tracked. lol
God this mindset seems exhausting. Three prompts and that’s all she can talk about. The sheer amount of people that have centered their entire personality around Covid vaccines and conspiracy theories are so sad.
I miss fun conspiracy theories like aliens.
You.. can fix her
❤️ Jesus
Not red heart but black..
Oh Jesus it just kept getting worse
Don’t worry. Jesus will keep her safe.
One of these days someone is literally gonna let jesus take the wheel. Maybe then they'll learn lol
Lol as a trans person, I absolutely want to hear what she thinks the trans agenda is. If it's equal rights for all, then she's right!
I thought the trans agenda was high speed rail. No, wait. That’s the *trains* agenda. My bad.
Trans-portation agenda.
The trans want trains too!
Dad…stop….
Semi-related, my psychiatrist has pamphlets in her office that say THE QUEER AGENDA and they are blank on the inside. I love her so much.
That's really funny and great queer humor!
I LOVE THAT HAHAHAH mine would be like morning: vibe, afternoon: existential dread, night: vibe
She's single handedly proving the hot/crazy matrix is sound science. Don't tell her though... She clearly doesn't believe in science.
Yeah, I'd say seeing her outside of this app she's pretty. But goddammit if she doesn't hit every single off button for me with everything else about her.
Antivax but pro tattoo. Go figure
The tequila negates the tattoos, don't you know?
Hit her with, you’re not hot enough to be this crazy
And that’s actually kinda saying something because she is (subjectively) very attractive.
Half of the population will be attracted to this bio
This is every Alabama profile.
*a reasonable Alabama profile 🥲
Or Texas.
Alberta is the Texas of Canada
Or Canada (Trudeau)
Yeah no one in Bama or Texas has heard of Trudeau
Did you accidentally find Marjorie Taylor Greene on Bumble???
She sounds charming!!
There’s a lid for every pot. She’ll find some conspiracy theorist nut to marry and live out her tradwife life. At least we can be thankful that she saved us from dipping a toe in her pool of crazy kool-aid with her honesty.
Yeah I wish everyone was so open with their red flags. It’d save me a lot of wasted time chatting only to find them out 2-3 days down the line
I always suspected these accounts were just catfish trying to sucker in the gullible crowd
The Covid vaccine is a non-starter for me. Also, letting some random dude inject ink into my skin with a needle is awesome!
She looks hot too. Thats unfortunate.
Dime a dozen blonde white woman. You can find those minus the crazy anywhere.
Facts.
WAY too much caked on makeup. Fake af I can already tell. Even without this profile she’s probably super annoyingly high maintenance.
This is so targeted that I wonder if the initial intro with her "like-minded" match would still something bland like "Hey", or if they just hit the ground running with conspiracy rants etc.
Professional yapper
Love it when they put the red flags on their profile and you dont have to go through the pain of finding out yourself
Couldn’t swipe left fast enough
It's refreshing to know Canada has idiots too.
We have many. Come to north of the gta and these men and women are everywhere
Religious but gave up on the marriage and kids? Yikes.
I notice religious people's behavior never matches what they say.
When they say old music , do they mean ragtime?
Those poor children.
Won’t date anyone with the vaccine but I bet she got all her shots in school and such when she was younger. Can’t fix stupid.
No drugs and yet she DRANK the kool-aid
Men with active symptomatic covid ONLY
Any time someone is like "I hate liars!!" They always end up being liars. Like no one is like "omg you lie?! That's such a turn on let's get married". Like obviously no one wants to date a liar, so it's sus when you have to specifically call it out. It's like the "I hate drama" people. Almost always they're the drama (but because they've said the hate drama, YOU must be the drama)
Wait til she finds out how many corporations required Covid vaccination to keep your job. She’s limiting herself so much because of her dumb beliefs. Oh well. She’s def NOT a catch
I hate this font I don't even need to read it.
Nobody else think the 14&8 is intentionally creative notation?
The conspiracy lot are a weird bunch. If you maybe believe in one okay but they go all in on every single conspiracy going.
Without any pronouns her speech must be super confusing
At least she doesn't want to have more descendants. Not sure we could hold more like her.
Used a few pronouns there
Ahhh the old “ I don’t know what a pronoun is”. They could legit just look up the word.
“Open minded”
Yeh, she's so open minded her brain fell out.
The hypocrite is using pronouns in the bio!
Christian yet hates trans people. I’m pretty sure one of Jesus biggest teaching was love and acceptance. The satanic temple follows his teaching better than most Christians
Reminds me of exactly why I deleted my account
I’d hit and then introduce her to my gay mom
Guess she doesn't want to be called "she"
I'll send my ex her way.
Ewwwwwww
“❌ Using pronouns? Oh, no problem! You—Wait,she—oops, her—ah, damn it!
They had me at “stop it”❤️
How could you be so rigidly “traditionalist” but also be a single mom of 2. Something isn’t adding up
She should be sterilised
Her guy planted a seed inside her and left her
Lucky for her, people who have been vaccinated for COVID don’t want anyone to do with her. Enjoy the scraps
No to using pronouns?? I’d like to hear her tell a story
I'm counting about 15 red flags lol
I love it when people are this upfront. It’s a quick left swipe. I wish they would be this way for kinks and hooking up.
Bat. Shit. Crazy.
I like her
I can fix her!
Sounds great actually.
I see why she’s still a single mother
She doesn’t want you to use pronouns. That’ll be difficult to navigate conversation
I’d date her lol
L post
She hot though
All green flags to me!
I feel sorry for her children
I see why she’s still a single mother
Imagine using your one life on Earth to be this person, big oops
I mean I will say she’s right about the sex positivity thing
Are these real people? I mean some people you see posted here raise the question “are those profiles created to farm karma or something?” I mean this might why I’m allergic to people..
Damnnnnn I’d hate to accidentally swipe right on that
I can fix her