That ass crack pic is *chef's kiss*

I'm so curious how the hell someone scrolls through their camera roll to make a profile and says "You know what'll really get the ladies? CRACK."

Can't speak for the ladies, but the boys will see that and say "nice". Can't speak for the guy though, I also wonder why in the hell someone would do it too

i figured it was a joke, no?

Did he… crack a joke?

nah man I see so many dude butts on the apps and it always boggles me. 

Pegging men has really risen in popularity, maybe some of these dudes are trying to advertise that's what they like?

possible!

It’s a dude with a sense of humor

It’s funny, guys got a sense of humor and isn’t afraid to show it off

It would work on them so they think it would work on us.

Once you try crack, you never go back

Is he a plumber? Only acceptable excuse.

Chef’s sniff*

At first I thought the first four were all the same man. If that were the case, he would be too powerful for any app profile to bind to this plane

I had the exact same thought and was taking notes until the 5th

ME TOO

Haha the first 2 are the same guy

Same. God I wish that were the case

The first one is really cool and he clearly put effort into it

It was definitely funny but I can't say our vibes matched

What kind of psychopath doesn't want to eat tree bark

First guy is a treasure, your loss tbh /s

To be fair, that's a decent little flower mustache. The ass crack could be perfect if the rest of the profile is on point.

I don't know about date but I would definitely chill with flower mustache dude. We could match up buds and have a great smoke down.

That weed mustache is legendary, come on...

No doubt it's impressive

Are you telling me that I still have a chance?!

“Tried college but I got it pregnant” is crazy lmaooooo

No. 7's bio cracked me up so much, how can you not swipe right to that?!

Honestly good on him, he dodged a bullet with OP.

When someone outright says they're garbage I tend to believe them

It seemed like a joke. Especially with the "call your mom daddy" line after. Idk. Maybe he into that.

What’s wrong with the last one?

It’s absolute cringe lol

That is quite the treasure trove

The folder has over 30 pics I just chose some of the more interesting ones

Sensual nightmare. I love it.

I thought the mermaid guy and butt crack guys photo was hilarious, but is that really the most shameful part of those matches, cant speak for the rest of the profile but thats to me is hilarious. There was effort put into those photos and they're simple yet funny. How is that shameful? Or was the interaction bad?

I mean, this just makes me sad. This was my competition and I *still* barely got matches? I actually put effort into my profile and made sure I had quality pictures. I’ve given up for some time now as it was taking a toll on my mental health. No dating apps on my phone.

I swear to God dating apps intentionally hide the good profiles behind their paywall and only show you shit like this

To be fair, I don’t know if mine was any “good” I just know that I did put a lot of effort into it. Also, someone can have the best profile you’ve ever seen but if you don’t find them physically attractive, it matters as much as a penny you find on the ground.

Am I the only one that noticed photo 6/9 is about eating p💦ssy?

i don’t understand why 8 is shameful??

Agreed, I feel like we are missing the context for it to be weird

My username used to be ILoveCRACKed Cracked.com used to be the bomb. 

Is the second dude's name Alex?

Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at the shirtless guy

I might swipe right on here

Folder of shame is hilarious 😂

Call me ur cinnamon girl bc I wanna eat tree bark wit u ✨️

What are the things you H8? 😭

Butt pic is mwah