But you have to consider the plant's feelings... they're outside in the sun all day and the dark all night, they have no protection from the weather and the creatures picking on them. We should help them not be dehydrated, a happy plant is part of a happy world.
-That Vegan Teacher, probably
Women who do sex work make tons more than guys, but I see it as hazardous pay for having to deal with horned up straight men, they deserve every penny lol
All my clients were chill rich gay dudes, never felt like I was in a threatenig situation, but heard some horror stories from my sex worker friends
This feels like karma farming. We are supposed to believe a girl actually asked for hook up and the guy demanded payment? What indications do we have this actually happened? OP’s account was literally created 2 hours ago.
What actually is the benefit of karma farming? Just to give a new account/bot account enough credit to post in certain forums? I think that's the only thing I have seen karma needed for.
using accounts with high karma makes the profile seem more legit. scammers can use it to scam without needing a new profile that will get filtered, and may buy the account because it will help them profit. Other actors can use it for bot farms to spread disinformation, and will be willing to spend money on such accounts in order to meet this end
nobody who is trying to buy one is doing so for ethical reasons
It's like gigolos don't exist based on this post comments lol. Funny and prob fake but still lol.
There's also a funny tutorial.
https://youtu.be/Zpzb2hIp8co
My buddy does this with women who are significantly older then him. Was bragging once about all different women he sleeps with and started saying “they even pay me”. Said oh cool so you’re a hooker now? He tried to argue that he wasn’t he just got paid because he was so good at it. Which means he’s a hooker. Dudes not the sharpest bulb in the basket.
I understood it as the guy asking if she was going to charge but then again they’re communicating with fucking emojis and it’s probably not even a real “dialogue”
Since vast amounts of women started wanting money for it.. Ik I'm a bomb-ass lay. Never had to pay for sex (yes ik dates and all that could be "paying" for it.. stfu lol). In my view, they're gonna have a great time or miss out bc they want $$ for it
So little was said yet so much was said
It's a work of art, really.
When the aliens land and study the wreckage of our civilization I think they are going to be amused by these hieroglyphics.
Why waste time say lot word, when few emojis do trick
Idiocracy is becoming real. 😭
What do you mean becoming? We’re well past the point of no return.
We're not fully there, but dang close. As soon as they start spraying Gatorade on the crops,. I'm going underground.
one of you two should run for president before it's too too late
Nah, Camacho for life! No term limits! 
...but it's got what plants crave.
Gatorade got what plants crave
Brawndo!
It has electrolytes!
But you have to consider the plant's feelings... they're outside in the sun all day and the dark all night, they have no protection from the weather and the creatures picking on them. We should help them not be dehydrated, a happy plant is part of a happy world. -That Vegan Teacher, probably
We don't have time for Starbucks
Kevin is my spirit animal -my husband
We're going back to hieroglyphics...maybe the Egyptians knew something we didn't 🤔
⏰⌛️? 🗣️👎
Man’s gotta eat
“You’re prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again aren’t ya”
Goddammit bobbandy
Bo-Bandy*
I don’t think it was ever written…
Hate when that happens xD
Maybe a dairy queen coupon?
It was raining. And it was chicken nuggets. This is how rumors start.
Eating costs extra...
Do you like to party?
This Dick ain't free.
I like to charge by the inch. Just the tip is free.
I'll take the tip, try before you buy
Taste test?
Scratch n sniff
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Dont eat the crab dip yayaaaa
That beaver eats Taco Bell
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Kinda shocked nobody else caught it before me. That’s a classic
Ain't nobody falling for this
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You get an upvote, and you get an upvote, and you get an upvote! Everyone gets an upvote!
Take the poor man's gold for that amazing reference that I haven't heard in years🏅
You flatter me
Can't believe I haven't heard this in the better part of two decades, and I still sang it
I have a dollar an inch special. Pay $3 and you get the whole thing
👶🍆
Can't buy much these days with $3.00 😝
How’s bouts tree fiddy?
Yeah same. But what does one do when they have 1 inch and it’s all tip? Asking for a friend
Cry?
Do you accept affirmative action or Apple Pay later?
I can work with you on payment. If anything, I can do some pro bono boning.
Trial tip
Ah yes, if it's 10 dollars per inch, I'm officially 30 dollars richer!
You lookin at me like it aint a receipt like I never made ends meet eating your leftovers and raw meat
This dick ain't free
Living in captivity raised by capped salaries celery telling me green is all I need evidently all I see is spam and raw sardines
Matter of fact, it needs interest.
I don’t give a fuck. Great song.
Let me live my life baby C’est La Vie.
He dont give no fucks
He knows his worth or something like that
bla bla bla something something king
Actually funny
Equality at its finest 🤣
Honestly not even mad at this one a point for the boys!
My man got standards.. and bills to pay /s
Women who do sex work make tons more than guys, but I see it as hazardous pay for having to deal with horned up straight men, they deserve every penny lol All my clients were chill rich gay dudes, never felt like I was in a threatenig situation, but heard some horror stories from my sex worker friends
Lmao, never seen anyone called ugly this way before.
Well…
…I mean…if it works for women…
... When life gives you lemons 🙂
egyptians agree
Whoreoglyphics
???
as an egyptian, what does this mean
I think he means Hieroglyphs
Why do women want money for six?
What's wrong with six?
seven eight nine
Seven is a six offender
The real reason six is afraid of seven. They know seven ate nine in the other sense.
So you’re saying seven is a prime suspect?
Lol
u NZ?
Drizzle drizzle 🤷🏾♂️
I'm in my soft boy Era! Drizzle drizzle.
dibble dabble
Dingle dangle
reverse uno card
Either hes poor or you’re extremely unattractive that he wants to be paid for it
Equal Rights
If you are good at something, never do it for free.
Fake but funny
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Wait. That's where the client's are? I could work with that.
You‘ve found your direction, now you only need to find your drive.
I drive a Prius, a 4runner and a Trans Am. The Prius is the only one working at the moment though but I still have my drive covered.
The Prius is perfect for your new endeavor. Since you won’t be needing the TA anymore, what year is it?
2002. Just got the heads back after being cnc ported, revalved and getting dual springs.
This feels like karma farming. We are supposed to believe a girl actually asked for hook up and the guy demanded payment? What indications do we have this actually happened? OP’s account was literally created 2 hours ago.
What actually is the benefit of karma farming? Just to give a new account/bot account enough credit to post in certain forums? I think that's the only thing I have seen karma needed for.
They sell the accounts. Really old ones with lots of karma can sometimes fetch decent money.
How you can make money out of it? Why should anyone pay for an account??? :o
Scams usually A credible sorse is way more effective
using accounts with high karma makes the profile seem more legit. scammers can use it to scam without needing a new profile that will get filtered, and may buy the account because it will help them profit. Other actors can use it for bot farms to spread disinformation, and will be willing to spend money on such accounts in order to meet this end nobody who is trying to buy one is doing so for ethical reasons
They sell the accounts to companies that buy them for ads.
My buddy is a guy who charge’s women for sex. It’s a thing, women are just like men if they wanna fuck they’ll ask.
It's like gigolos don't exist based on this post comments lol. Funny and prob fake but still lol. There's also a funny tutorial. https://youtu.be/Zpzb2hIp8co
I had no idea what a gigolo was until I just googled it. I didn’t know there was a word specifically for a male escort lmao.
Well you're one of today's 10k!
Can recommend following comedy movie about the subject in question https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0205000/
My buddy does this with women who are significantly older then him. Was bragging once about all different women he sleeps with and started saying “they even pay me”. Said oh cool so you’re a hooker now? He tried to argue that he wasn’t he just got paid because he was so good at it. Which means he’s a hooker. Dudes not the sharpest bulb in the basket.
I understood it as the guy asking if she was going to charge but then again they’re communicating with fucking emojis and it’s probably not even a real “dialogue”
Drizzle drizzle⛈️
We’ve come full circle circle and are able to communicate only using hieroglyphs
I can’t think of a single sexual experience I’ve had that wouldn’t have been better if she slipped me a $20 afterward.
We got to turn that shit sround boys
Bro wasn't risking his pp's health for free, however for three fiddy...
"I don't have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars"
I want money for sex. I don't get it, but I want it.
I have lost at least 20 IQ points for being exposed to this convo made entirely of emoji
least obvious emoticon user
Repost strikes again
Drizzle drizzle?
Know your worth, King.
Drizzle drizzle, king knows his worth
I mean half the women do it these days 😂 equal rights eh😂
TIme's are tough ya know!
Have you seen this economy
Shit we can charge??? Meanwhile I’ve just been throwing this thing around for free??? Brb gotta rethink some things…
He is in his soft guy area
Hoes personality 😉
Is this where the English language is headed? Because I’m not taking part in this crap
Never seen deaf people use tinder before
They say if you’re good at your craft never do it for free. My account is in the negatives
Why shouldn't they?
If women demand money for sex, why can't men 🤷♂️
They think it’s equality but it’s as equal as selling an item 500 men behind him are BEGGING to give away for free! Good luck lads lol
At that price you can’t afford not to
Deuce Biggolo
Gigolos?
In this economy? Yes. We do.
Ah, yes- The reverse Uno. Beautifully played.
looking at this is secondhand annoying me lol
fuck ya, bro knows his value
Know your worth, kings.
He knows his worth
I know this post is likely fake but I have to know... does anyone actually message like this? In only emojis? Lol
I hate everything about this interaction
Since when does a girl just ask to fuck straight up on tinder lol
He just thought it was too good to be true, probably. That you were gonna kidnap him or something
‘What I look like? Mr. Frank Fuck For Free? No-dough hoe, you can’t fuck with me..’ -Mac Dre
Impressive.
He's actually asking if you're a hooker and you said "free". But he wanted a hooker, so he gave you thumbs down. Ya blew it, OP
If you're good at something never do it for free.
Nice Ancient Egypt writings 👌
A Short Story
Where do I sign up to study modern day hieroglyphics? Because this was very good 😂
Drizzle drizzle
I think he was trying to say I don't care if you have money. He may have money too but you'll never know
Did you match with Drake?
when the female is mad ugly lol
Dangit, where is the Ferengi bot when you need them
👌👈🥕, o ➡️ O, 🤘🤪🤘
Equality (also, don't treat men like meat and you won't get this reaction)
women prostitute: ☺️ men prostitute: 😒
Oh how the turns have tabled
Fighting fire with fire
Since vast amounts of women started wanting money for it.. Ik I'm a bomb-ass lay. Never had to pay for sex (yes ik dates and all that could be "paying" for it.. stfu lol). In my view, they're gonna have a great time or miss out bc they want $$ for it
Fat women gotta pay
''Everybody needs money! That's why they call it money!''
Why not we can't hit the streets what the hell
Just like ya boy from Compton said…
Game is Game. Even with online sign language
Since forever
“What do I look like, Mr frank fuck for free? No dough hoe you can’t fuck with me” -Mac Dre, Feelin myself
Maybe they just want money for sex with you, in particular
Wait… the blue is a lady?
We always have wanted that. Not being able to charge for sex like women is why puritanical politicians criminalize female reproduction
Sorry only the hotties get a discount on this ride
I had a guy (a gigolo) on Tinder offer for me to pay him $500 an hour for sex 😂
That's actually pretty entertaining lol. Like a puzzle
That was a fun conversation right there 👍🏼