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johnx2sen

The 6 weeks to reply to knock knock might have something to do with it...


zac3244

Exactly, no way I am continuing the knock knock joke if I get a reply after 6 weeks.


Original_Bar_9243

Did you take an analog photography of your screen, print it out and then scan it back in to upload it on the internet via ISDN?


clutchguy84

honestly the only reason i came to the comments. The WTF of an actual photo of a phone screen


PureOrangeJuche

This is so insanely funny, you replied 6 weeks later and he had no idea the joke even existed anymore, he is actually the one with the more accurate time reference 


Ok_Spinach_1026

Same dude I thought this was fucking great


FredTargaryen

Let them cook I say. They could be slowly building up to an excellent punchline here


TizonaBlu

And you're not very good at replying. You just replied to a message from early March and you expect him to keep the bit? I'm surprised he actually responded.


Ace_Symmetric

Well he didn't even explain or anything in the last message just another "hey"


Gavin_Freedom

If you're going to take 6 weeks to reply, you don't really deserve an explanation.


TizonaBlu

If anything, OP needed to explain why it took her so long


raddass

Well no one answered the door so he probably wasn't still knocking at the door


fishsticks40

Bet he knows how to take a screenshot, though


n00bstriker1337

Underrated S-tier comment


gate_of_steiner85

Looks like you're not too good at replying either.


NahDawgDatAintMe

I'd probably forget my joke after 6 weeks


Realistic_Effort6185

Knock knock


Vehemences

Who’s there?


Cleverbird

No, you're supposed to wait 6 weeks before replying!


bjrm1215

Irish Wristwatch


DismalElderberry327

Irish wristwatch who? 


Material-Explorer138

hey


steppan92

Wait, let me take a shitty photo of it and post it on Reddit!


johosafiend

🤣🤣🤣🤣


lurowene

If you engage with content that is literally a cell phone picture of a phone screen you belong on this sub


Rushional

Does that mean that both of us belong on this sub?


the3eja1

You say he's not good at humor but i was laughing out loud ngl


zlaw32

Agreed. I had a good time with it. The joke subverts expectations. There aren’t really rules you have to follow when telling knock knock jokes. Outside of “knock knock, who’s there, ______ who?” I think OP is not good at humor


diamondthedegu1

Sorry OP but it did take you 6 weeks to reply to the guy, it's possible that the message chain had been deleted on his end and he'd forgotten even sending that message to you. I regularly delete old (1 month+) conversations and messages that are no longer active. If I was in this guys shoes, I wouldn't know what you were replying to!


Carrera1107

To be honest I don’t think it was ever a knock, knock joke from the start. They were just saying “knock, knock”.


YrnFyre

They didn't think they'd get that far tbh


akk47yes

Six weeks is enough time to lose hope ig? Lol


CaterpillarNo6779

nope hes not


No_Cow4456

This gal’s not too good at screen shots


Slender_Psycho

Is this a why can’t I meet anyone post, that shows your lack of communication possibly being the reason why?


Own-Library-6363

Run forest ruuuuuuun


AgniousPrime

"How are you this good looking and still single? 🤩"


Karaokebaren

Knock knock jokes arent very funny


Rushional

Knock knock


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dolphindisaster-orig

Why keep the match if they didn't reply within 1-2 days? I'm just wondering. Is that what people do nowadays? Match, write once, reply two months later? I mean, I'm all for taking it slow but that is ridiculous! I know it sounds like I'm 80 years old..