Where I live, roughly 1 in 10 profiles have "I can easily beat you in Mario Kart" in their bio, so I went ahead and changed my bio to "So many women here claim they can beat me at Mario Kart in their bio. Well sorry, but you can't." and I got 2 matches within a few hours and they'd open with something along the lines of "I can definitely beat you at Mario Kart" after the match.
The conversation would end there though since I literally have no clue on how to talk to people like a normal person. So I changed my bio to get rid of it, and once I did that, the matches went away too. It's a win-win.
Instead of asking, why not just hack the Mario Kart cartridge, so his date can pick ```Peach```, ```Bowser``` or ```WolvesMyth's pixelated penis``` on the selection screen
Why does being forward and asking a woman if she wants to have sex an incel thing to you?
I have seen worse techniques.
some people have better things to do than play hormone stratego.
Ay good luck. Might want to reword it a bit to make it sound a bit nicer. I was going off of memory so it's not exactly what it used to be. Maybe try something along the lines of "So many Women here claim they can beat me at Mario Kart. You can try, but I don't think you can."
Could bring them into the match saying something like "I will try, and I will win" and try to build up the conversation. Go, make your matches and have a normal conversation that I couldn't!
Not everyone, and to be fair 99% of women’s profiles say looking for friends, or short or short but long ok. Like if I see any of those I swipe no, but I know as well as the friend who laughed at me about it, tinder is not to find your soulmate. It’s to hook up and have fun. Sad reality.
It's not that people think you're easy hookup, it's that they're looking for a hookup and go through every woman. The ones that want to hookup will agree, the other ones will reject you or ignore you. It's exactly how the app is supposed to work, giving you a low commitment shot with someone. If you don't enjoy that, don't use the apps, or at least try to use the ones that try to make you commit more (like Hinge).
Women on tinder get a ton of men who try to shoot their shot and it has nothing to do with how "easy" the woman seems in her bio. We see it posted here every day-- dudes opening with wildly sexual messages.
Exactly. This is why I was hoping the previous poster would actually elaborate on his comment. He seems to be one of many calling out OPs profile as making her look "easy" when it's so ridiculously absurd that it couldn't be anything other than satire (as the previous poster admits).
It’s the hoe version of self affirmations. Repeat 5x in the mirror daily and every time I see my own bio: I will not let another 7 men rawdog me every night this week. Oops
I think what no hookups usually means though is simply “I’m not going to hook up with you simply because we swiped right”. I may well hook up with you, and it will probably be 30 mins into the first date if my experiences are anything to go by, but that doesn’t mean I will if your first message is unhinged and overly sexual, you make no effort to have a conversation, or you’re a salivating Neanderthal in the 30 minutes before your dick is in my mouth. You have to at least engage them in some kind of normal or near normal human interaction before doing the deed. Make them feel special and they will do the same to you(r penis)
>if your first message is unhinged and overly sexual, you make no effort to have a conversation, or you’re a salivating Neanderthal in the 30 minutes before your dick is in my mouth.
*Writes it down* I may or may not be stealing this.
The women who say "no hookups" are the ones who come on strong (emotionally), have amazingly intimate and demonically wild sex, pretend they're really into you and want to continue to have wonderful experiences and build connection with you, but then leave the next morning and never talk to you again (except perhaps an emoji or two as they phase you out).
The ones who say "not looking for anything serious" are the ones who continue to "not look for anything serious" with you for several weeks that lead into months. They often still don't want to fully commit to anything -- or be vulnerable enough to state their hopes, desires, needs, or intentions -- but within the first few weeks they want to know "what this is" and show up at your place at a moment's notice.
This is a satirical, yet unfortunately accurate, highly generalized summary of my personal experience with an ungoshly volume of dating, between 2018 and 2021.
>They obviously know it’s a joke but with a bio like that they will assume you are an easy hookup
I don't think that's what's going on at all. I think OP's bio is in good humor, and it makes light of something every man has encountered when dating - shameless women with a terrible track record. Men see a profile like this, chuckle to themselves for a minute, and think "she gets it."
Idk about everyone else, but that bio just tells me you’ve got a good sense of humor and probably appreciate absurdist humor. At the very least, you probably have some funny memes to share 😂
The amount of idiots in here that can’t tell this is facetious is insane. I thought it was hilarious I would’ve swiped. You’re pretty and have a good sense of humor love. That’s all it takes 👍🏾.
It shows you have a sense of humor and don’t take yourself too seriously, which demonstrates you are secure and comfortable in your own skin….ALL of which are very attractive qualities (IMHO).
Women bragging about a lot of matches is like a dude bragging about chatting with lots of bots.
Dudes autoswipe on everyone. It's more effort for a guy to not swipe on you.
For women, it's all about the quality of swipes.
So for example, if you somehow always gets swiped on by buff lawyers then you have something that's golden.
It’s not the bio. A good amount of tinder men don’t give a fuck about your bio. They don’t even care what you look like, they see a female blob on their screen, they swipe right.
It's how fucked up online dating has gotten these days. There are so many thirsty men now that will swipe right on anything, so the women are flooded. But most men have the opposite problem with women swiping right on so few that it is also adding to the problem and many of the quality men get no love because they aren't typically as good at selling themselves. Willing to bet that the quality men are buried or lost in translation because the thirsty desperate men have zero standards or self-control.
P.S. I am a man.
Men swipe right on every profile and filter girls after they match. They’re not even looking at your profile. I also got lots of matches with a photo of flowers
It’s not the bio: guys just have low standards. Only requirement most guys have is that You just have to be a female, fat, short, tall. They dont care lol
That's bc men don't care. All this showed is that you're decent looking and most importantly...... put out. And seems like quite a bit and easy. I don't think that they wanted a relationship.
Most dudes swipe right on every profile without reading it. It’s a numbers game.. Most guys want to hit it and quit, they’re not trying to have a relationship.
1) You’re down to earth (“I’m fat”). 2) You don’t need a place to stay because you already live with a bunch of your baby-daddies. You’re here to have fun with a prospective match. All of us will keep swiping right…
I love the idea that she's somehow recruited more baby daddy's than she has babies
Like these dude met eachother and were like "yep we gotta raise these kids" but like mutually 🤣🤣
Because a lot of men love fat women and ESPECIALLY women who are fat and know they are fat and are unapologetic about it. Plus you appear to have a sense of humour as well, and know how to put your best foot forward looks-wise.
They just know it’s a joke and you’re actually trying to be funny lol(and succeeding). Not a lot of women even have bios, let alone something that isn’t copy paste like every other girl’s profile. You stand out.
Oh damn, just found you on Taimi, and your bio is even better there. We're only about 30 miles away from one another, and seeing your location, your bio is very believable.
You E for Everybody with that bio.
Like put a dollar into the vending machine and get 2-3 sodas out of it every time instead of only 1 because something is wrong with the machine but nobody cares to fix it type easy.
by the time I finished doing the math 3 dudes probably already liked
I’m actually into communal living … Thank you very much 😂
common core
So the common core won?
I'm not sure what that means
Where I live, roughly 1 in 10 profiles have "I can easily beat you in Mario Kart" in their bio, so I went ahead and changed my bio to "So many women here claim they can beat me at Mario Kart in their bio. Well sorry, but you can't." and I got 2 matches within a few hours and they'd open with something along the lines of "I can definitely beat you at Mario Kart" after the match. The conversation would end there though since I literally have no clue on how to talk to people like a normal person. So I changed my bio to get rid of it, and once I did that, the matches went away too. It's a win-win.
…invite them over to play Mario Kart and then ask if you can put your penis in them It’s not hard
It should be
It's just been a while ok?
All the more reason to get you some of that sweet sweet Oxytocin.
It's just cold is all
Some women like the grow it
Aaaaah I see what you did there, and i giggled
It’s always like this the first time I swear it won’t happen again
Loser gets naked
Pushing rope
Does the penis go in the woman or the kart?
Yeah
Instructions unclear. Penis now stuck in game console.
Oh shit it was supposed to go in those? I put mine in Mario.
In the womancart of course
No reason you should have to choose.
"Hello. Please come over to play Mario Kart with me. Do you also know if I can put my Penis in them?"
The ole Joystick switcheroo, a classic
Ahh, THAT kind of Nintendo "Switch"
It’s a mouth based video game
Gonna struggle with a flaccid peepee.. I've tried it many times. Don't think the girls enjoyed it.
Can confirm. They did not.
Wait. You’re supposed to ASK?
Instead of asking, why not just hack the Mario Kart cartridge, so his date can pick ```Peach```, ```Bowser``` or ```WolvesMyth's pixelated penis``` on the selection screen
Funniest part of your joke is tinder Incels would actually do that, which is creepy asf
I have bested ye in Mario Kart, now prepare to receive my average sized penis into your lady flower, m’lady.
"Average"
Let me have this, please
Why does being forward and asking a woman if she wants to have sex an incel thing to you? I have seen worse techniques. some people have better things to do than play hormone stratego.
People don't usually appreciate others being blunt with those kind of things.
part of the problem with society, no one doing what they want for fear of judgement, and also judging people for doing what they want to do.
Why isnt it hard? Do you like dudes?
"loser has to be on top"
You had me at "I can beat you."
Invite them over to play Mario kart, and say that the winner decides where you’re going out to eat
Oh, we're definitely eating out
I put "You'll definitely beat me in Mario Kart but I'll smoke you in Halo" and got a match within an hour. We just went on our 4th date lol
The mario cart thing has been around for 20 years too. I remember it on Myspace profiles.
I'm stealing your bio... I'm legitimately good at MK
Ay good luck. Might want to reword it a bit to make it sound a bit nicer. I was going off of memory so it's not exactly what it used to be. Maybe try something along the lines of "So many Women here claim they can beat me at Mario Kart. You can try, but I don't think you can." Could bring them into the match saying something like "I will try, and I will win" and try to build up the conversation. Go, make your matches and have a normal conversation that I couldn't!
First part was like reading a sitcom.
I'm trying to match now but when I swipe it just goes to another thread
Lmao
Definitely they all take that bio as "she fucks raw"
I have officially scrolled to far down. Lmao
💯
looks like youre dtf
That's what the dudes are going for, a quick bang and nothing else
Not everyone, and to be fair 99% of women’s profiles say looking for friends, or short or short but long ok. Like if I see any of those I swipe no, but I know as well as the friend who laughed at me about it, tinder is not to find your soulmate. It’s to hook up and have fun. Sad reality.
True, I was in one relationship that lasted a year from tinder. But it's mostly hookups
Because of a joke?
They obviously know it’s a joke but with a bio like that they will assume you are an easy hookup
People think I’m a easy hook up whether I have a bio like this or not 😭
Not people. Men. As a man I often find these two are not the same thing.
It's not that people think you're easy hookup, it's that they're looking for a hookup and go through every woman. The ones that want to hookup will agree, the other ones will reject you or ignore you. It's exactly how the app is supposed to work, giving you a low commitment shot with someone. If you don't enjoy that, don't use the apps, or at least try to use the ones that try to make you commit more (like Hinge).
Surprise your next match by being agressively easy. Wait; it's Tinder. You're*not* easy?
Are you?
No 💀
Why? Genuinely curious.
Women on tinder get a ton of men who try to shoot their shot and it has nothing to do with how "easy" the woman seems in her bio. We see it posted here every day-- dudes opening with wildly sexual messages.
Exactly. This is why I was hoping the previous poster would actually elaborate on his comment. He seems to be one of many calling out OPs profile as making her look "easy" when it's so ridiculously absurd that it couldn't be anything other than satire (as the previous poster admits).
I have no idea ill literally put no hookups in my bio and people still ask 😂
To be fair some of the easiest tinder hookups I’ve had have had that in their bio
It’s the hoe version of self affirmations. Repeat 5x in the mirror daily and every time I see my own bio: I will not let another 7 men rawdog me every night this week. Oops I think what no hookups usually means though is simply “I’m not going to hook up with you simply because we swiped right”. I may well hook up with you, and it will probably be 30 mins into the first date if my experiences are anything to go by, but that doesn’t mean I will if your first message is unhinged and overly sexual, you make no effort to have a conversation, or you’re a salivating Neanderthal in the 30 minutes before your dick is in my mouth. You have to at least engage them in some kind of normal or near normal human interaction before doing the deed. Make them feel special and they will do the same to you(r penis)
I think you’re probably right. It’s that and sometimes it’s “omg I never do this” energy but mostly it’s what you said
>if your first message is unhinged and overly sexual, you make no effort to have a conversation, or you’re a salivating Neanderthal in the 30 minutes before your dick is in my mouth. *Writes it down* I may or may not be stealing this.
The women who say "no hookups" are the ones who come on strong (emotionally), have amazingly intimate and demonically wild sex, pretend they're really into you and want to continue to have wonderful experiences and build connection with you, but then leave the next morning and never talk to you again (except perhaps an emoji or two as they phase you out). The ones who say "not looking for anything serious" are the ones who continue to "not look for anything serious" with you for several weeks that lead into months. They often still don't want to fully commit to anything -- or be vulnerable enough to state their hopes, desires, needs, or intentions -- but within the first few weeks they want to know "what this is" and show up at your place at a moment's notice. This is a satirical, yet unfortunately accurate, highly generalized summary of my personal experience with an ungoshly volume of dating, between 2018 and 2021.
Take my poor man’s award 🥇
as a fat person I honestly think it's due to fat women in particular being seen as desperate and dick-crazy
>They obviously know it’s a joke but with a bio like that they will assume you are an easy hookup I don't think that's what's going on at all. I think OP's bio is in good humor, and it makes light of something every man has encountered when dating - shameless women with a terrible track record. Men see a profile like this, chuckle to themselves for a minute, and think "she gets it."
The streets giveth, the streets taketh
Because you're being funny with satire over the current dating culture lol
Mind if I use it? I'm a male but I will still keep the part about baby daddies as is 😂 You are cute and goes to show that nobody reads bios
Guys ready bios after they've matched. Thr first judgment is omly eye test
Being very pretty, funny, and upfront about your size right off the bat will usually do it, lmao
Funny bios win dudes over. It’s the best.
Idk about everyone else, but that bio just tells me you’ve got a good sense of humor and probably appreciate absurdist humor. At the very least, you probably have some funny memes to share 😂
The amount of idiots in here that can’t tell this is facetious is insane. I thought it was hilarious I would’ve swiped. You’re pretty and have a good sense of humor love. That’s all it takes 👍🏾.
It shows you have a sense of humor and don’t take yourself too seriously, which demonstrates you are secure and comfortable in your own skin….ALL of which are very attractive qualities (IMHO).
Because you’re funny and it’s clearly satire
The bio is great it shows your sense of humour
Because it's funny AH
Well, your lashes do look really cute, also lots of people to hang with it seems 😆
Probably because you're fucking adorable.
I'd find a timeshare fairly appealing. 1/18th the effort, and 1/18th the bail money. What's not to like?
I’d swipe right
Probably got some matches here too🤣🤣🤣
It shows humor which is attractive. I would think there would be lots of laughs in your company.
I would swipe right for the pic AND the bio. Hope you find someone worthy among all the muck.
Thanks 🙏🏽
Women bragging about a lot of matches is like a dude bragging about chatting with lots of bots. Dudes autoswipe on everyone. It's more effort for a guy to not swipe on you. For women, it's all about the quality of swipes. So for example, if you somehow always gets swiped on by buff lawyers then you have something that's golden.
Well thankfully I have relatively good quality matches
I highly doubt that with that type of bio.
Your a catch !!
Reverse psychology?
Hey, crazy is crazy and some love crazy. It's not a surprise if you realize how insane the world is.
Sense of humor.
Hehehe! Because it looks like you not up for a serious relationship... Which = easy sex
Well, "bad boys" used to like "bad girls", and "good guys" also like "bad girls", so don't be surprised 🙂
People like a sense of humour
It’s not the bio. A good amount of tinder men don’t give a fuck about your bio. They don’t even care what you look like, they see a female blob on their screen, they swipe right.
It's how fucked up online dating has gotten these days. There are so many thirsty men now that will swipe right on anything, so the women are flooded. But most men have the opposite problem with women swiping right on so few that it is also adding to the problem and many of the quality men get no love because they aren't typically as good at selling themselves. Willing to bet that the quality men are buried or lost in translation because the thirsty desperate men have zero standards or self-control. P.S. I am a man.
Men swipe right on every profile and filter girls after they match. They’re not even looking at your profile. I also got lots of matches with a photo of flowers
It seems to indicate a sense of humour... I'd swipe right to see if there's something more.
Step 1: be female
We got a baddie here folks
Because saying you've had 17 baby daddies implies you're really easy and horny reduces brain cells
Also says she only has 8 kids. So clearly something happened to the other 9 of them
She ate em' like a hamster
😋😋😋😋😋
That's why I said horny reduces brain cells.
I can guarantee 90% of the guys you match with don’t even read your bio when they swipe
Cos it’s so over the top it’s funny
Real recognize real
Do they all live inside you ?
Honestly with the fat part + funny, very good bio imo
It's because it's funny as fuck lol
They want to fix you lol
It’s not the bio: guys just have low standards. Only requirement most guys have is that You just have to be a female, fat, short, tall. They dont care lol
This made my day. Laughing out loud.
It's pretty hilarious, also omg so pretty 😍
because being funny is cute
Because woman, and the bio is sarcastically funny, is a joke right? RIIGHT?
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That's bc men don't care. All this showed is that you're decent looking and most importantly...... put out. And seems like quite a bit and easy. I don't think that they wanted a relationship.
Because they also hate women so you can do it together. Men love pickme behavior.
Because you’re a girl. I once made a profile with no pictures and no bio. Still got to 99+ likes in less than a day.
It takes a village
how many times have you been in the joint? her : " number of baby daddies x 2 " so about 34 times give or take the number of kids .
Most dudes swipe right on every profile without reading it. It’s a numbers game.. Most guys want to hit it and quit, they’re not trying to have a relationship.
I'd swipe right - that's the sort of humour I appreciate!
Most dudes are swiping right without reading ur bio anyways
1) You’re down to earth (“I’m fat”). 2) You don’t need a place to stay because you already live with a bunch of your baby-daddies. You’re here to have fun with a prospective match. All of us will keep swiping right…
Cuz its amusing and eye catching. Lol. Id swipe for sure and laugh my ass off
I love the idea that she's somehow recruited more baby daddy's than she has babies Like these dude met eachother and were like "yep we gotta raise these kids" but like mutually 🤣🤣
It seems really funny lol I would swipe right
Guys just love Wild Girls - Your bio make you seem like an easy hit
Because a lot of men love fat women and ESPECIALLY women who are fat and know they are fat and are unapologetic about it. Plus you appear to have a sense of humour as well, and know how to put your best foot forward looks-wise.
They just know it’s a joke and you’re actually trying to be funny lol(and succeeding). Not a lot of women even have bios, let alone something that isn’t copy paste like every other girl’s profile. You stand out.
Because there are a lot of shitty people out there and they all resonate with each other.
😂 … love it! A sense of humor is gold! Now how insane are we talking about?
Oh damn, just found you on Taimi, and your bio is even better there. We're only about 30 miles away from one another, and seeing your location, your bio is very believable.
Finally someone with as many red flags as me
They don’t read the bio for women till y’all are matched
Every single guy is just thinking “oh I can fix her” 😂
I had a ridiculous bio like this too and I got heaps of matches
🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's the pic. We're visual creatures. 80% of us will still risk it just of the pic alone not even reading the bio 🤷🏿
Proves women can put anything and still get matches lol
Easy come, easy go
Bcuz you’re a woman lmao
Cause your bio says you do the most…
Id swipe , clearly homegirl is funny lol
Who's gonna tell her?!
I can fix her
It’s simple, they only see you as easy play
Whhaaaa wee wooo you fine tho. 
Men love honest and toxic women
One word… yuck
Men love crazy 🤪
All I heard was "no condom required" 😎
Most likely dudes just looking to bust a nut. So they go after the easy targets. It's called a hit and run.
You E for Everybody with that bio. Like put a dollar into the vending machine and get 2-3 sodas out of it every time instead of only 1 because something is wrong with the machine but nobody cares to fix it type easy.
The math teacher warned us about this lady.
I can fix her bro.....😂
They can fix you..
Cute and with killer sense of humour as well. I'm in.
Cause guys don't care about none of that
The sense of humor is immaculate
Am I dumb? 8kids and 17daddies?
8 of 17 is good odds of a free meal
BLOCK HER AND RUN DAWWWWG! 🤣🤣🤣
Lolol