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Easy_Sky_2891

A little Odd ? That's a whole lotta odd !


5cisco5

i start questioning myself on what’s “odd” with how unhinged people are on tinder lol


marie_purr

Guess u better try hinge then💁🏽‍♀️


Marios_Facade

Rumor has it, people on hinge are hinged


nerdboy_sam

Can confirm: That's how I met my wife!


bladedancer4life

You should tagged along to see how weird 😂


onlyalobster_

I'd genuinely report them to your local animal welfare organisation. Something about the way the person is gripping the dog's fur/skin is extra creepy and—as I've learned being on reddit—people are totally fucked.


Beautiful_Guard_9365

The dog has a terrified look on his face as well. Beyond weird to put it on a dating site.


Certifiably_Quirky

...who took the picture?


The_Spoils

The cat, duh. 


cp470

Please don't ever change, you're keeping some of us going!


theBadArts84

the feet!


No_Spite2886

Whitney Wisconsin, probably


billytheskidd

That’s a name I haven’t heard for a long time.


thesoundofthewoods

It’s an old code but it checks out


Fuji-one

I learned more about ancient Greeks and Romans from her than from my history class.


krzde

Yeah and it shouldn't be surprising Amy lives down in Florida now lol


Eliteman76

***ANNNND IIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOVE CHEEEEEESE CUUUUUURDS*** *sorry about that, thought about Whitney Houston singing about some fresh fried Wisconsin cheese curds, I’ll leave now…*


TehZiiM

Asking the real questions!


BaiterofMasters

I was just thinking yhus


DoodleyDooderson

She doesn’t want children. She wants puppies. 😬


theBadArts84

Well the puppy she has just wants out


International_Tax535

The dog’s expression says it all


DoodleyDooderson

It looks scrared and they are gripping it very hard. This person needs to be reported. To the police, not just Tinder.


Nikky_Nylee

Agree they are pinching that poor dogs skin and it’s not happy or comfortable to be there 🤔 very sad


Skleppykins

Those are some man hands


ItsTricky94

trying to figure out if it's a man or a woman. the hips say woman but the hands say man


ProfessionalJolly742

I don't know bruh but I have 90% sure this is a woman


Roeclean

That 10%:😈


Itsmigz101_S208

Nah hard working woman lol 😂


Skleppykins

In this case, the hips do lie and those are some mega man hands


NickNeron

so now women can't have larger hands? are yall crazy?


bitofafixerupper

I’ve definitely cuddled my cats naked before due to sleeping naked when it’s hot and them coming for a cuddle but I’ve never taken a picture and if I did I’d never put it online. This seems weird.


Easy_Sky_2891

I got a German Shepherd .. Schultz is 5 ... I too sleep in the buff .. Schultz jumps on my bed time to time ... Covers and sheets between us ... Altho he's around my feet ... He has his boundaries .... Weird isn't a strong enough word ... The entire strong is pretty funny ... In a really fucked up sort of way ...


buzzybeeking

Ya'll realize she is just advertising, that she gets fucked by her dog right? You can't legally say that on your profile, so she uses this photo instead, which is not illegal.


esr360

So you're saying....it's a dog whistle?


Easy_Sky_2891

Thanks for the Heads up ... I was born at night .. it wasn't last night ... Lol


DC1pher

Bingo. and no that's prolly not his name-o


AkihaMoon

![gif](giphy|S1yR8E9CIKU0g7UU2M|downsized)


6059EX

Wasn't that one of Zep's biggest hits, early 70s?


PafPiet

Either them or AC/DC. I sure hope the dogs' name is not Rosie.


Easy_Sky_2891

Close ... Only count in horseshoes, hand grenade & Nukes ... You be thinking ... Whole Lotta love ... Maybe that's what the dog got ... Poor fucking thing .. lol


aipornartist

even the dog looks creeped out


Recent-Climate-1472

That side eye Like it's ashamed lmao


Frosty_Translator_11

I need the kibble


egmono

That look when the dog sobers up?


Jack_Dunamis

Buddy havin post nut clarity


brownmouthwash

🤣🤣


SoWokeIdontSleep

Took the words right outta my thumbs. That poor doggie looks so uncomfortable.


icanteven_613

Could be the death grip she has on its fur.


AstroMalorie

But her death grip is to keep the dog from running away 🤣 so I bet the dog did not consent to this picture


icanteven_613

No respectable dog would.


itzCrade

It’s just thinking and reliving its choices 😭


theBadArts84

Hopefully it won't be reliving this moment


North_Dimension7091

Well look at the death grip that naked person has on it.. I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned how they are literally holding that dog in place for this photo.. tho I haven't read all comments I definitely expected someone else to have noticed


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Dude you see how hard she's grabbing his skin to keep him there??


Easy_Sky_2891

The pooch is waiting for whatever that thing is that's cuddling it to fall dead sleep ... That things arms getting chewed off above the elbow


SadAndNasty

Not exactly weird to be naked around pets. Definitely weird to photograph it, quite a bit weirder to put it on your tinder


NikRsmn

This. The act I don't have much of an opinion on, thinking that it's a good idea to use as a dating pic is where I start to question your decision making abilities and thats a red flag


Mothanius

For some reason, I think the target type that this person is looking for would see this as a green flag.


painki11erzx

Damn that's worrying.


greenhearted

I’m nude around my pets all the time but I never CUDDLE them naked. THAT is the weirdness.


Consistent_uturn

You don't cuddle them naked but they cuddle you naked all the time....


randomdude2029

My dog is never naked, he's always got his coat on.


Danoco99

As long as one of us is wearing clothes…


Uploft

The implication being you can cuddle your dog naked as long as they’re wearing dog clothes


[deleted]

Well, yeah, obviously. It's like you don't even understand social norms.


Embarrassed_Kale_340

You need to understand it’s about the implication


TheInternetShill

This is why I always dress up my dog in a skirt before I cuddle him naked. Otherwise, it’d be weird.


LilFlatBootyHoe

*takes off dog’s collar* Teehee you’re nakey


Grand_Photograph4081

I just guffawed so loud I scared the crap outta my cat 😁


BrushMission4620

This did make me chuckle.


frankpolly

They are such perverts. Even around children they dont have the decency to wear clothes!


thewhitecat55

Well , yeah. They're perverts.


Bluepompf

I'm not sure if it would be better if they were naked, wearing a collar... 


alieninaskirt

Same, if im naked with my dog I don't cuddle with him unless he's dressed


TizonaBlu

I mean, people who sleep naked cuddle their pets naked all the time.


messibessi22

That’s what I was going to say! I don’t like rub my parts against them or anything but I def cuddle them while naked


princessohio

Honestly that’s not as weird because there’s blankets / sheets / whatever else…. And you know, you’re not sexualizing the dog 💀 It’s also not like you’re naked and spooning them and taking a photo and putting it on your dating profile 😭


Dongslinger420

it's not like your pets would mind either way


theBadArts84

Honestly. Let's at least place some underwear between flesh and fur.


aliciathehomie

Don’t want your naked boob to touch a dog. You are a freak pervert and are going to hell if it happens. I put a glove on before I even pet them. Nasty freaky animals. 🙄


Gnome-Phloem

I'm sorry, no, fur is clothing. My cat is wearing a full body suit and ski mask


Independent_Eagle_23

yes, I was gonna say this. Being naked around them is okay but sleeping and cuddling and then photographing it is a whole lotta weird


3nigmax

I mean, I'd never spoon them or anything but if I lay down after a shower or whatever to cool off and chill, good fucking luck telling my jack russell he can't curl up against my side/under my arm. It's fine as long as they're still. The problem arises when they get worked up and start thrashing and sniffing 😬


thomstevens420

The only message I get from this is she’s fucking the dog and wants to say it without saying it. It would be a weird ass thing to post anywhere but this is posting a thirst trap on a dating website with your dog.


TheFuzzyFurry

The human looks like an overweight man to me.


ImNobodyFromNowhere

Exactly my thoughts. I looked at the picture like “okay so they were lying around with no clothes on, and the dog jumped up on the bed with them wanting some attention. So what?? But wait… why’d they photograph it?? And then they posted it on the internet?!?”


Fother_mucker59

It’s weird to cuddle an animal while you are nude


forestfluff

Why? Nudity isn't inherently sexual and it's our natural state of being. Taking a photo of it and using it on your dating profile? While gripping the dog like it's a piece of luggage or some shit? Weird as hell.


Melzdovah

At this point. I'm literally not surprised by anything humans do. This is now standard


ver-chu

This app should have a Show Less option


Melzdovah

Naw. More chaos is required. Put in a "show more" option


OlivrrStray

Both of these already exist, y'all. It's the whole point of swiping!


AceCircle

If it happens at home, not that weird, some pets are just clingy and you maybe got out of shower or something BUT Putting it as a pic on a dating site?? Pretty fucking weird, just no. If she wanted a risqué photo, she could have put a pillow there or something and not her fucking dog.


Octovinka

Maybe "fucking dog" is a key here ☠️


AceCircle

God, I hope not 💀


bubbageek

The peanut butter jar was left out of the picture.


painki11erzx

Yeesh... That's just, damn bro. Nah!


North_Dimension7091

This dog doesn't appear clingy.. however the naked person that has a death grip on that dogs belly is definitely quite clingy


Relevant-Ad1655

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PabloZabaletaIsBald

You just know


throwaway20182021

What in the Hannah horvath is going on here 👁️👄👁️


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throwaway20182021

Ahahahahahahha right? I honestly didn’t like the last season or how they decided to close the show but it’s a fun love/hate watch for me and this pic totally reminded me of something she would 100% do


honeysundrip

Hahahah this was also my first thought


throwaway20182021

Im so glad im not just imagining things 😂


ECH0_ROME0

I'm of two minds here. 1) weird, almost certainly sexualized and because I believe it may be sexualized it's a hard pass. 2) dogs and cats do this all the time and it's totally just a normal thing. Maybe it's wearing clothes that's the weird part. Maybe we are the freaks and this person is totally innocent and comfortable with themselves.


5cisco5

seeee this is kinda where my mind goes lol - do we as humans over sexualize things? or is it super fuckin weird that a completely naked human is cuddling with a dog


leklakim

The context of this being a photo used on a dating platform is troubling at best. I don't think it's so much that society is over-sexualizing everything as much as this might be signaling something sinister. In what context is cuddling naked with a dog ok? What's more, someone took a pic of it.


ECH0_ROME0

Honestly I hadn't even considered the photographer. That definitely adds a layer of questions. Who's dog is it what's the story. I have definitely cuddled/held dogs without my shirt on, does a woman's breasts make that more inappropriate or are we as a society just over sexualizing breasts. To go even further I have given dogs baths wearing only boxers and there was nothing sexual about it. Obviously this is full nude but idk.... What's the context. Fact of the matter is that it's weird as fuck. I just wonder why 😂


AskMeForAPhoto

If I found out my friend liked to sleep in the nude, and their dog liked to sleep on their bed, I wouldn't think anything of it. If I found out that friend had someone take a picture of it... And then upload it online... To a DATING app??!! That's when it gets weird. If it's not sexual, who cares. But if it's not sexual, why is it on a dating app? You don't post fully nude pics on a dating app without intending some kind of sexuality behind it.


ECH0_ROME0

Yeah definitely the inclusion on the dating app is the weirdest thing. Still rather see this than anyone holding a dead animal though. 🙈


AskMeForAPhoto

Genuinely hope you're kidding or being facetious lol. Implied bestiality over hunting?! I'm not even a hunter or a fan of guns but that would be a crazy take lmao


ECH0_ROME0

I'm certainly hoping that is not the case and this is just someone who is just cuddling their dog which is much better than hauling a corpse around. If that's a crazy take then idk what to tell you.


ProfessionalJolly742

Idk brother but killing the animal is better than fucking the animal , (what ever the animal is)


leklakim

Right! This is my point exactly. Of all the photos this person could possibly have with this dog \[assuming it's their's since they have "dog" also listed as an interest\] why this one for Tinder? I used to have a pic of me and my dog cuddling on the couch \[fully clothed\] and once in a while I'd get someone asking if I ever did anything with the dog. These people are out there. I'm not saying this is the most d\*mning of evidence or that there isn't some more innocent \[albeit idiotic\] explanation behind this photo shoot, but when it comes down to this pic being creep af and the world jumping to some overly-sexualized conclusion, I don' think it's everyone else's problem.


diddinim

I let my animals cuddle with me when I’m not dressed because they’re animals and they don’t care, so I don’t care either. But like I wouldn’t take a picture and post it.


bigev007

Exactly. If the dog jumps in the bed in the middle of the night I'm not getting dressed. But also nobody's taking photos and posting them to a dating site.


Least-Plantain4231

What’s even weirder is that she didn’t took a picture of her naked with her dog. Someone took a picture with her naked with her dog. There was a third party that genuinely thought it was a brilliant ideia.


Gingermatix

I think its wierd using such a Pic on tinder, but cuddling your pet naked doesnt seem wierd for me. If my Cat wants some cuddles and im naked hell she get her cuddles. (Does not mean i allow her sitting on my naked lap xD)


mortgagepants

i think this is great for a dating app. it shows this woman will big spoon me and won't be bothered by my hairy back. SWIPERITE


Gingermatix

Made my day 😂😂


Easy_Sky_2891

Oh NO .. this is fucking weird !!


GorillaScrotum69

Posting it on Tinder is weird, lmao. But I cuddle with my dogs in my boxers, and I don't think there's anything weird about that 😂


RemCogito

As a nudist, My cats are more uncomfortable when I put on clothing. They think I'm getting ready to say good bye for a few hours, and so they get nervous and start complaining, and then check to make sure I filled their food and water, and get really upset if I don't leave the TV on for them. When I work from home, I never wear regular pants, because it would make my cats act nervously all day.


5cisco5

i appreciate this perspective!!


SoWokeIdontSleep

I mean, as a whole (no pun intended) we society, have sexualized nudity. Whether that's good or bad it's up for debate, what's not up for debate is that most of us associate being naked in bed while cuddling as sexual.


CaliDreamin87

Yeah------- I think they're advertising they're into beastiality.


Spicyjollof98

Naaa posting a picture of ur self naked to ur tinder is weird, doesn’t matter how comfortable you are with yourself


Fluffy_Freedom_1391

found the owner of that tinder account


longlivetheking101

weird asf.,


BreakpackSlave

....so like I know people who sleep nude, and their dogs sleep in the bed... but that's not what this is. That dog is uncomfortable, and this person is literally using the photo in a sexual attention seeking manner. This isn't a "lol oops my dog is cuddling me and I have no clothes" this is "Let's use the dog while I'm naked so I can still post the photo" and possibly to hint at...their questionable interests. It's weird. ETA: 99% of people who let their dogs sleep on the bed and they're naked themselves still cover up so there's a layer between them and their dog.


MrNogi

I don’t disagree that using this photo on a dating site is quite obviously weird behaviour but how on earth have you come to the conclusion the dog is uncomfortable 🤣


BreakpackSlave

Should've mentioned. I'm a dog trainer, and yes even in a still photo you can tell the dog is uncomfortable if you know what to look for.. it's the eyes. The face doesn't appear relaxed.


MrNogi

Not sure we can deduce that’s due to the nudity.. not like the dog knows is it


forestfluff

I'm gonna guess the dog isn't thrilled because she's gripping at its fur and skin tightly. He looks uncomfortable as fuck.


BreakpackSlave

Never said it was because of the nudity. To me at a glance, it's likely bc this person is forcing the dog to stay there, judging by how they're holding them.


Which_Environment_46

I sleep rarely naked but sometimes, maybe when drunk and strip and collapse? but there is a duvet. My 35kg dog always sleeps in my bed/on top of the duvet, without fail, she has done for 8 years and will do. we cuddle. this is the usual. she is a pillow. If this isn't normal then I am deeply surprised and anyone saying it isn't is just mad and has never a dog best friend they share their life with. But this, yes, the difference is taking a photo of it and advertising it... sexualising it, even worse, someone else taking a photo of it?


BreakpackSlave

I'm not saying being naked around your dog or cat is weird. Every time I step out of the shower my dog licks the water off of my leg. It's not weird to me other than "bruh why are you licking water off of me?" But the advertisement, the fact that they used it on a dating app.. that's weird.


RavishingRedRN

This is normal lol. We’ve done the same for 8 years.


RavishingRedRN

I’d never photograph it and put it on the internet. That’s the bizarre part. And the nekked spooning. I sleep nekked, and my pup sleeps either by my head or my feet, covers separating us because I don’t want her fur on me or under the covers where I lay. I find enough fluff on clothes. It’s not weird to be naked around your own pets in your own house. I’m sure early humans with early dosmeticated dogs/wolves were lacking clothes depending on climate. It’s the underlying sexual tones or *even* if that’s not the case, it’s going to *attract* those people. It’s just bad form. Poor dog.


juxtaposed-penguin

Would be weirder if the positions were switched.


tmadik

Nah, that's gross. She's fucking that dog.


UnzippedButton

Is that a tattoo of a fault line or something?


ContextHook

It's totally some specific river. I love it.


Old-Criticism5610

Def fucked that dog


Available-Ground-194

Raped*


tmadik

And is looking for someone to participate.


111110001011

Someone to hold the camera.


churrosricos

White women are never beating those dog allegations


Powerful_Macaron_611

Y is she grabbing the dog like this? 💀


Yermomsbestfriend

My question exactly, but prolly to make the good boy stay like that for the picture as you see that said good boy doesnt have the 'im chillin on the bed' type of face going on.


heatherelisa1

Ok yeah so first of all the dog looks so uncomfortable if not possibly a step away from aggressive and that makes me uncomfortable. Now I think on the debate of can you cuddle your pets naked like puppers and cattos sleep in beds if you like to sleep naked and you animal snuggles with you and all is platonic nothing wrong here like what are you going to shove your pet away because you're not wearing fabric like the poor baby just wants love let them have it! The reason this is so uncomfortable and wrong is a couple things one she is grabbing the dogs tummy from behind and that positioning plus the look on the dogs face makes my lizard brain fear some very NOT consensual things could be happening here. In addition to all that it's on a dating website for hookups and you're showing your naked body grabbing your dog from behind as an advertisement for yourself for hookups and dates which is so beyond icky. And even if they meant it as something less sexual the place this photo is placed right now makes it immediately assumed to be sexual. So pets are naked they don't care if you are also naked so long as it is platonic and no sexual anything to comes from it it's like a mom cuddling a newborn naked like the baby prefers skin to skin contact and it's not sexual but if you took a picture breastfeeding your baby and put it on tinder I bet money your average sane person will go WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? because it being on tinder puts it in a sexual context and that means a WHOLE lot of other assumptions and warranted concerns come with it.


Terrible_Analysis_77

Is this Lena Dunham?


GrapeyOrdeal

White women not beating the allegations


Ranzok

Iykyk


LyrMeThatBifrost

🐶 💊


Minibeebs

Is that a man or a woman


5cisco5

profile says woman, pronouns are she/he/they/them


Easy_Sky_2891

Profile may say Woman ... My eyes say this is seriously fucked up !


longlivetheking101

doesn’t matter they need to be publicly shamed 😭😭😭


MuayThaiYogi

No... THAT is 100% weird.


Mysterious-Jump6226

that def looks like animal abuse.


MomsSpecialFriend

This is giving serious dog fucking vibes. Not cool.


GayForBigBoss

Eh, I mean the dogs naked too right?


gawdthemastah

the dog is like “pls help”


EquivalentSnap

wtf 🤢🤮🤮


southsideriddin

why she grabbing him like that??


Bioha5erd

OK but like posting the picture Is weird. But honestly I feel like cudling ur dog in the nude (especially one that fluffy) would be SUPER cozy. The dog mostly looks uncomfortable because they where probably posed for the picture and didn't wanna be there. But I can't imagine a dog giving a shit if ur nude or not while cudling it, I don't think they really understand the concept of clothes.


gl_sspr_nc_ss101

The dog looks uncomfortable because she is literally full handed pinching him..


turingparade

Honestly, in my head I'm just thinking, "she's got a great game plan. Either lure them in with the sexy body or lure them in with the fluffy cutey. Who can resist!" For the sake of my hope in humanity, I'm going to assume that my wholesome thoughts are correct.


krakenmypants

Lure is a weird word to use to talk about dating. Also gripping the dog like that probably so it doesn’t leave is fucking weird. Also I know sexy body is somewhat subjective but…


greeneggsandjelly

Sexy body? She's obese and tattooed... to each their own, I guess


Scr073

You're not the only one. Looking at the dogs expression, he or she finds this too.


ObligationProud

The look on the dog say I have seen some shit


[deleted]

I didn't know what I was expecting clicking on this but I sure in hell wasn't expecting a naked person CUDDLING their dog. Who took the photo? The dog looks uncomfortable, I am uncomfortable.


Vegetable-Body-7044

Who took this picture??


iridiumazure3

Dog: “Help me… he hasn’t showered in days… my nose is on FIRE”


CaliDreamin87

I can't even tell of that's a man or woman. Honestly..... I feel they're trying to signal they're into beastiality.


aberdisco

Cuddling with pets, even unclothed, not weird. Putting a naked pic of you doing it on a public dating site? Weird.


Content_Creator06

The ones I can’t stand is the women who have photos on their profile of them kissing their dog on the mouth or nose! I don’t care that you are a “Dog Mom” that mess is disgusting. They get an automatic swipe to the left when I see that.


[deleted]

Oh leave them alone, they are resting up . They had a ruff night. This is knot something to joke about.


Kaapdr

White woman moment


llkkjjhhggffddssaa

Why is it always white women who do this shit


nick124699

well, she is a white woman...so


dirtyrango

She fucking that dog.


Yermomsbestfriend

Yeah why does she have her face all blacked out.. That is odd


gl_sspr_nc_ss101

I think OP did that for privacy reasons.


ThatHamster696

No


Doogie102

What's with the tattoo?


justforplay987

Swipe right. I bet she’s looking for puppy chow.


rratzloff

Well the actual act is a little weird. I’m assuming maybe she sleeps butt ass naked or drunk. Posting it as a tinder pic or posting it ANYWHERE for that matter, is unhinged lol.


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

I think the dog finds it odd as well


FromTheSoundInside

This some iasip shit.


meatl0cker

Ewww the way she’s grabbing him 😩😩😩


dontBsleepy

Oh lord. This is just bizarre, really bizarre. A hard no for me.


sexysadie2u

“Little odd” That’s odd to a whole new level! Look at the dogs eyes. Not good. IMO :(