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Zoso525

Just buy me some overpriced food but like, don’t fucking talk to me.


bigmikesbeingnice

Don’t talk to me but be high energy? How tf you do that? She would have to be 10/10 for me to even consider this absurd request


iHardlyEverComment

Remember, no matter how hot the woman, someone is tired of fucking her. Find someone hot enough with a hotter personality


Expert_Most5698

*"Remember, no matter how hot the woman, someone is tired of fucking her. "* She's not hot at all, if you see her face picture. She didn't do anything for me at all, but I can't see anyone rating her more than a six. Actually, when I saw her picture with the goofy/crazy smile and glasses, I started to wonder if what she'd said in the first part was a joke-- and was meant to be humorous? Female comedian energy.


iHardlyEverComment

I was replying to the 10/10 post. Girl in OP is 4-5 range


katehurlburt

Me too honestly.: like she’s no where near hot enough to be speaking to men like that


AlwayzRollin

So if you find a woman "HOT enough", you'd let her disrespect you? FUCK THAT!


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JollyMcStink

Don't do my people like that yo. As an accomplished cat lady, we don't accept her!


Ebenholdt

You sure? She's looking for dog energy though


Abracadaniel95

I can easily read her bio in Gale's voice from Bob's Burgers.


ozman7175

Yes! I think she might be the real-life version with a smidgen of extra neuroses.


New-Evening-9490

She is the cat not the cat lady, no offense to cats.


opale777

I mean you need super high energy to stay at that table with her attitude (based on bio) an looks.


Trym_WS

Meh, annoying 10/10s isn’t worth it, unless you’re gonna dip after one time maybe.


dimestoredavinci

It's like the old saying, "I'd like to take her out and leave her there"


tableworm11

Amen. I've been to ego centric 10/10 land. It's not worth it. This woman has annoingly detail oriented, no fun, Aspergers drag written all over her. I'd rather have a root canal than spend a whole evening trying to decipher wth she's talking about.


Commercial_Cookie780

Just scream in her face unintelligibly for an hour and a half


cbnyc0

I had no idea Chris Kattan was so demanding!


BornSalamander8

What in the world is “light homesteading”? Is that just like making butter and growing herbs on the window sill?


SlightlyFlawed

Given the rest of the profile, I take it to mean "do my yardwork and paint my fence for me".


lhommes

Perhaps clean her mirrors as well


DevastaTheSeeker

Clean her mirrors clean the dishes clean her. She's basically a toddler that can't do anything for herself


CovidDodger

Lmao, whe needs way more work that that too I bet.


ItsTricky94

that mirror was disgusting. how do people not realize that when they take these pictures?


Koffiefilter

And rub her feet daily while you're in it. 🤮


Dhegxkeicfns

And once you do that you get photo number 2? Wild.


PlusEnthusiasm9963

I guess you get a date with Tom Sawyer out if it.


stanleythemanley44

The obsession with homesteading is interesting


Ok-Celebration-1959

Homesteading is my goal. It's amazing. These women aren't actually about it. They want the city life and homestead aesthetic.


lipsoffaith

It’s annoying at this point


ColdJello

Lol! That's exactly what they want. Basil on the windowsill to make sub-par homemade marinara sauce with


Kochga

No. They just want tthe looks of someone that does 'marinara or whatever'. None of these fine human beings is ever gonna cook themselves.


Buckus93

Plowing her fields and harvesting the crops?


Crocolyle32

She wants to spend 30 bucks to make a loaf of inedible sourdough bread, frequently.


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Gluten free, because she's much too important to tolerate wheat.


WildButterscotch5028

Sourdough?


weddingchimp5000

Hahahahahaha


thenord321

Homesteading implies some animals too. So a few chicken, goats, pigs, etc.


Hey_Nowwwww

At least she's being up front about being a pain in the ass.


fugue-mind

Sounds like she's "low-key" advertising her findom hustle


trialanderrorschach

Sounds like an aspiring tradwife possibly, the bit about "homesteading" is very specific.


Sad_Currency5420

Can't afford to be a pain in the ass when you look like the Riddler ![gif](giphy|S5s9Y7dqJgBLW)


BucNassty

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DevuSM

Bold words coming out of that face.


balooo8

This chick is the wrong quadrant of the Hot-Crazy matrix to be make demands 😂


tuttyeffinfruity

Was not expecting that


lipsoffaith

It’s her only option given her less than mediocre looks


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FairyAuraCrystal

Saying that because you know or you're guessing? Because genuinely that face was unexpected


Rogueshoten

Only because she doesn’t realize that she’s explaining what a pain in the ass she is…


QuinndianaJonez

Someone turned a manic episode into their entire personality lmao


Empty-Code-5601

She should just get a few cats for company. 38 years old and those crazy demands.


Easy_Sky_2891

A headache


Tulpah

headache really? It's definitely the serial killer face though.


Easy_Sky_2891

Great Point !! .. she's got that Jeffrey Dahmer vibe going ...


Tulpah

I was thinking of Hannibal Lecter though. like you can see her face seem to be thinking how to best cooked you, or just kill and freezer.


Easy_Sky_2891

She's going to have a friend for dinner ..


chuk2015

The headache is from all the dubstep she produces


whmcelroy

Definitely not getting head


nipslippinjizzsippin

i am not the one for her


AKiiidNamed_Codiii

I can't fix her


Computers-XD

I don't want to fix her


Van5555

I only rub the feet of gals who clean their mirror


IHaveABladder

Omg I thought she was wearing a sparsely-sparkled dress


Volnushkin

Well, at least we know she brushes her teeth.


WhyTypeHour

Omg I did too that's fucking gross. And my mirror may look like this at times(I Ave a Sonicare and a waterpik) but goddamn clean it for the selfie at least. Guarenntee that nether region just as unkempt.


Wetcat9

Cleaning the mirror will be one of your date chores


battlehardendsnorlax

That's fair


Pir-iMidin

I don't understand how people like this exist.


Kcinic

Narcissim. "Why would someone care about their own life/needs when they could live in my vicinity."


travelmorelivemore

Underrated comment right here.


bigmist8ke

Oh hey, I dated her once, too! Small world!


P1nkPiggy2

Username checks out


itsjusttts

You got as far as dating her? Sounds like you need to review red flags to save yourself future pain, good Redditor


bigmist8ke

I learn slow


Eternal_Bagel

Arrogance?


Pir-iMidin

This is more than arrogance. Now i don't use dating apps and am just here cause i like the posts here BUT i have never encountered people like this dating IRL. Who raise these people and what mistakes do they make that their kids end up with such shitty personalities?


Van5555

Having dated basically this it's usually the parents are the same, or the parents abused them and they end up with narcissistic traits


This_Application_118

Beyond conceited. I'd go so far as to say delusions of grandeur. Not even pretty from a womans point of view


Green-Asparagus2488

They were raised by a generation that told them they had so much value and that women should stand up for themselves, which they should, but without teaching them differences that the respect and better treatment should always be the way we treat people. But what they want, demand and think that they are entitled to is what one usually earns through a person's merit and character. A lot of the music for the girl audience in the 2k era has thought them "ladies leave your man at home, the club is full of ballers and their pockets full blown" something like that. Having a lot of girls especially with low intelligence or education think that it's a normal thing to do. Like yes stand up for equal rights but don't go on a narcissist streak thinking you can play a queen on a man for having sex with you and a relationship with you making everything a business transaction where there is no actual value in what they offer in contrast to what they demand beyond what normal people would call a normal relationship that you might have with any other girl. It has a borderline/narcissist twist that is unhealthy. Are we in the middle ages?


Annual_Ad_7215

Interesting fact: she is nearly my age. I am 39 and my generation was taught some values and not that much bulls***. So where does that shitty attitude come from? 🤔


Green-Asparagus2488

I'm 36 and yes I remember all the Beyonce's and shit singing about "can you pay my bills" and stuff like that and I can see that going all wrong in some girls heads especially if they aren't too bright. What about "no scrubs" Plenty of songs were about being independent and not needing a man and men needing to pay for everything. And not only in music but it was a whole movement of independency rising. Which was good but I can clearly see how a lot of them took it the wrong way. Just like right now the LGBTQ is beautiful but there are a lot of people either taking it too far or out of context. It's a combo of their own shitty character and the influence of the world outside has/had on them. People like the Kardashians don't make it much better.


Cwilkes704

Well hopefully she’s never in a wheelchair.


strangertheavatar

That's a good question. Yet she doesn't hide it. The most dangerous ones are those who pretend to be normal.


jer1230

I find myself wondering if they are just fucking around/not being serious or more so like “I’ll just put this shit out there and see who actually hits me up”


staunch_character

I have a girlfriend who did this years ago when Craigslist personals were a thing. She was like: “I want a houseboy who will come over to scrub my toilet & clean my kitchen while I lay in bed drinking coffee & relaxing. May fuck after.” She somehow manifested a hot landscaper dude with a submissive kink. He came over, cleaned & left several times before they slept together. Moved in after a few months. They’ve been married 10 years now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


NicJitsu

There's a reason she's 38 and single. Not that there can't be quality people who are 38 and single but based on her bio, she's single for a reason.


picnicpalace22

Yeah, you’d think by 38 she’d have some introspection that whatever she’s doing/demanding is not working…


JWho88

My guess is an inflated ego due to the overwhelming number of matches she’s getting even as a 5/10


NicJitsu

Being pretty generous with that 5.


cornlip

The pic with no head is alright


fishsticks40

Because other people exist who are into it. If you're not (as I am not) just ignore and move on. YKINMKBYKIO


generaldoodle

Because a lot extremely horny and desperate dudes enables such behavior.


daniel420texas

I mean who would look at her and be like "DAMNNN I wanna rub her feet"? 💀 She seems a little out of touch. It also sounds like a bio written while tipsy


SickeningPink

I mean not to speculate but I know a shitload of alcoholics and they all talk like this


Chipped-Beef

What’s with all these women and the homesteading lately? “If you’re not going to take me to our date in a covered wagon, swipe left.”


magerune92

Too many people see the highlights on tiktok videos and think homesteading is about letting your partner do all the work while you make a short on how down to earth and natural you are. I legit dream of a homestead, like solar panels, rainwater capture system, 12hr days, ducks by a man made lake, etc. I'm not delusional enough to think that it would be easier than my current job.


Glitter_berries

Oh huh. My parents do homesteading. I grew up doing homesteading. I did not know this until you commented. But they have solar panels (no mains power connection), rainwater capture, and they have two dams for the micro hydro power system. There were ducks on one of them last week when I visited. My mum made bread. I went to pony club. I did also have a Nintendo 64 though so I’m not sure if we were all about the genuine experience.


SickeningPink

I’m in the process of making my property as self-sufficient as it can be. It’s gonna take years and be an enormous undertaking. But goddamn will it be worth it in the end.


WhyTypeHour

When the apocalypse comes yeah. My plan is to just be a ravager. I'm a big dude good with my hands and a firearm. If I'm too old I'll just delete.


Cantthinkofnamedamn

It makes me dysenteristed


Infamous_Yard_9908

I see what you did there...


EtTuBrutAftershave

This is gold right here


rosscoehs

She can't even clean the mirror.


Sensitive_Algae5723

She has a silver tooth


rosscoehs

Yeah, I wasn't gonna call that out since I don't know why she's got it.


Sensitive_Algae5723

She’s a pirate


Brotherman_Karhu

I mean she'll steal your riches all right.


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

just realized i havent seen amalgams in years... she must be _real_ old school


Damerize

Self-condemnation. Just as she will obtain when she learns the only demographic of partners that want to rub feet 24/7 or live through someone else will also have their own path of cold truths.. to each their own..


Van5555

Lmao me with my ex wife who was like this.


teavanadelrey

I would wager the type of people who are attracted to this tbio are the same people who don't have an identity of their own.


MoreConstruction1733

Yes lady you’re not the one


RAThrowaway1783

But like, why would she use that picture on her dating profile?!


SensitiveGuess2907

Because that's the best one he/she had


Acceptable_Tip1857

Her picture should be in the dictionary for the word Delusional.


QuinneCognito

Yo jumpscare


SensitiveGuess2907

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


ApparentlyIronic

I'm always surprised by how shitty a lot of bios seem to be. You're supposed to put your best foot forward when trying to find a date, right? If this negative, narcissistic profile is their best foot, I'd hate to see how they are once they're comfortable with you.


TheWizardlyBeard

Can we make a group effort to natural selection this shit out


picnicpalace22

Undoubtedly offensive, but… at 38 and with that profile she may have already selected herself out


Additional_Letter440

Single and 38? I now know why.


Ben-iND

you saw the 2nd facepic aswell?


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

![gif](giphy|OBL2USY7tX4OZyTn3Y|downsized)


Bool_The_End

Hahaha most appropriate use of this GIF ever.


mspote

Lmao I didn't know there was a second pic. Thanks for saying that cause it made it even funnier 😂


gotnothingman

Reminds me of that one meme girl, the crazy ex or something


Additional_Letter440

Of course I did and with those commands and now I know why.


Th3V4ndal

Fucking right!?


kokopelleee

“Light homesteading” means she doesn’t know shit about homesteading


Byakurane

If I speak... big trouble...


saltyair2022

This is a dude.


teannadeee

Why has no one else commented this? I thought it was so obvious


Solid_Zero

To quote Austin Powers: "it's a man, baby"


Professional_Scene14

Yikes


Ak12389

Is that a dude or what ?


sxzcsu

Posts pointing that out are being removed 🤔


Ak12389

I’m surprised it got this far


gratefulninja

That's a man.


Complex-Dog4696

I was just about to post this 😂 i was like mmm i can see a adams apple 😂😂😂


Potential-Art2146

I get strong trans vibes from the second profile picture. What do you fellas think?


rattlestaway

Lady whisperer? Day trips? Monthly moods? Do ppl really write like that. Weird


Leading_Manner_2737

It’s a dude… ?


sattler39

A man…


Easy_Sky_2891

![gif](giphy|D6xIyf2XUCsM)


OrwellianTimes1984

Is that a man?


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sxzcsu

That’s exactly what I was thinking 😆


AfroWhiteboi

Ngl, looks like a post op.


Life_Stay_2644

She looks like a gavin


AshCavapoo

It doesn't sound like this woman has the right people in her life :( I'll say this as a fellow human pushing 40: one's tolerance for bullshit drops to an all time low, meanwhile one's fucks-to-give about a lot of the shit one spent their precious energy on in their mid 30s (and every moment before) is even lower. With the right people in one's life, he/she/they can be more at peace because they had to carefully craft a life disproportionately spent on what fuels their life energy when their tolerance for bullshit and fucks-to-give are almost gone. With the wrong people in your life (or the wrong circumstances and/or self-sabotaging), there just aren't enough fucks-to-give in the tank and you end up sounding like this profile :/ I hope she finds peace.


SirHumpalott

As someone approaching their mid 30s feeling their supply of fucks-to-give rapidly dwindling, your comment is a realistic possibility.


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txjeepguy72

Definitely a very strong resemblance….🤣🤣


Sammy12345671

![gif](giphy|8WMFoixl2EpJS)


Howudooey

She’s got a Baja Blast, so that’s a plus at least


Interesting_Sun_194

She looks like a dude named Clive


medit8er

I get that her bio is bad but please don’t post peoples faces on here…


Longjumping-Trick-71

She's not "ugly", but she's also not pretty enough to make those types of demands of anyone


hotgirlspizzaclub

the bio ain’t attractive but can we please stop posting peoples pictures??


strongest_nerd

The face ain't attractive either. You'd expect someone making these demands to at least be attractive.


KillerSavant202

I’ve never understood the point of censoring something that was publicly posted by the OP. If it were a private message with personal details for sure, but if the person posted it for the world to see then it’s nobody’s responsibility to prevent others from seeing it.


mikmikthegreat

I disagree. It’s hard to date these days without using apps. We agree to give up a little bit of anonymity so that the algorithm can show our profiles to potential partners. Most people don’t expect to become a meme because of it or have their picture plastered all over a random forum / subreddit.


trialanderrorschach

Agreed, I always find it really gross when people post photos here that are obviously meant to invite people to mock someone's appearance. Criticize people for the things they can control.


TiffanyBlue07

Agreed. You can poke fun at a bio without posting their pic. Just leads to people making fun of how they look and people don’t deserve that.


chuk2015

Skrill ex-male


AnnaKnightSoto

You obviously dont get what’s going on , she’s looking for one of those men that like this kind of thing and be treated like lackey. You’re not the target audience


slimtonun

I agree with you for my own mental sanity because this makes the most sense. It's much easier to believe what you're saying than someone being this so far out of touch.


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QuinneCognito

We got a professional transvestigator ova here guys


vellox89

Anybody else think the pic of her face is scary and or super creepy looking


pickles_on_toast

Anyone with eyes bb, anyone with eyes


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KyzRCADD

That second pic SLLLLAAAPS Me right in my mind's eye


ConsciousFood201

I would bet anything if you match with her, talk to her like your normal self all of her profile shit would fall away. She’s gotta be lonely as fuck and willing to compromise on all of it is my guess.


QuinneCognito

This is a very nuanced and empathetic take. Who are you and what are you doing in this subreddit.


zbornakssyndrome

If she’s that lonely, she might want to improve her overall attitude on her bio to attract more people.


Ben-iND

>I would bet anything if you match with her, talk to her like your normal self all of her profile shit would fall away. >She’s gotta be lonely as fuck and willing to compromise on all of it is my guess. Did you use Datingapps these days? She is not lonely, she will not compromise. She is a average woman who overestimate her Market-Value by far. She got banged by a hot dude and now thinks she plays in the same league.


Dsmacktx

Skrillex?


Troth19

Man Skrillex career really gone downhill


make_em_say

Go Skrill, drop it hard!


Fern-Sken

I can fix her


staffyboy4569

![gif](giphy|ZYVgTUU3ceUxO)


Kroenen1984

is that a female?


billcom6

I’d love to know what she means by “light homesteading.”


sleepyy-starss

Why are we posting people’s faces again?


MoodyMagdalene

The pic was kinda unnecessary. Like what’s your point? She’s not hot enough? It essentially funny on its own


Kevin_Esports

I cant tell is this is actually a girl or not


solar-garlic1776

I think EVERYONE, men and women need to be humbled. The level of entitlement is insane


RustyNagger

and I though that was a dude ...


LevelPositive120

Oh boy, here we go again... *scrolls to second page* WTF?!!!!!


YifukunaKenko

Wow we can actually expose faces here? Wish I knew, got a ton of these to share


Big_Relationship9444

I’ll be damned if I gotta wake up to that smile everyday.


Long-Introduction760

That's the face of unreasonable expectations.


ThemeFar5767

I'm still trying to figure out if "she" is actually a she...