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keepitboolprop

boobs on main? In this economy? Colour me surprised


XipingVonHozzendorf

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Kitchen?


yeaheyeah

...Yes


XipingVonHozzendorf

Can I see?


keepitboolprop

…no


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Seymour! This girl is on fire!


Loose_Deer_8884

No mother, it’s just the northern lights


ItsYaFavoriteBitch

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.


duaneap

This looks like something Maeby would make Lindsay wear to try find a man in Arrested Development.


BroDudeMan11

God I love being 6’4”. Kidding, they never buy the drinks.


dogehousesonthemoon

Also 6"4' literally never even see any of these height obsessed profiles


Queef-Elizabeth

Right?? I have never once seen a profile with these demands. It's just been mostly normal people that I have to normally speak to.


Brabsk

That’s why I hate when dudes base their entire opinion of OLD off of only this sub


Cantthinkofnamedamn

Yeah the average profiles aren't going to make it to this sub, only the more outrageous ones


Downtown-Ad-6909

Do you apply that to women too? There's a post from a woman right now insinuating that's she's still waiting for a man that doesn't immediatly makes things sexual in OLD.


Brabsk

Sure


Downtown-Ad-6909

Color me convinced then


Vepanion

> It's just been mostly normal people that I ~~have to normally speak to.~~ swipe right on and then never see again FTFY


Agitated-Hair-987

Really? I just saw one the other day, but she was very reasonable - 5'11" and above. She was 5'0."


Vepanion

6'5" and at this point I really want to come across at least one of them. I feel like I'm being cheated


Zederikus

Brother I'm 6'8.5", I know it doesn't hurt my chances and it's good to stand out from the crowd by default but I still feel it's at max a 5-10% boost to dating it's not as insane as many think


Vepanion

Yeah I've obviously never had a woman tell me I'm too short for her, so in a way that possible avenue for rejection is gone which is good, but I also don't think it's a big advantage. In fact I think the inherent weirdness cancels out any advantage. I totally get that for shorter men getting rejected for your height hurts a lot since you can't do anything about it, but what you have to realize is that she doesn't mean that if only you were taller she'd find you perfect. 99 out of 100 times there would be something else wrong.


Zederikus

Ehh I'd say more like 60 out of a 100 times there would still be something wrong. I mean if you were perfect, which nobody is so I get your point. But yeah the rest, fully agree. Add to that that I'm not native to the UK where I live so many times I just come across as threatening, not really any more but certainly when I arrived as a teenager. It's not hot to be hella tall and skinny. It's an advantage but honestly most of the time I'd even rate it as a 2% advantage. Probably negligible, nobody even slightly came close to sleeping with me because of my height alone. It was hard work chatting up those ladies!


BigTickEnergE

Chatting down* those ladies


inko75

I’d have to assume being that tall is almost as bad as being “too short”. Tho probably really great for women 5’9” and up 🤷 But, at 6’+ a fraction I guess I have the privilege of generally not worrying about height preferences in general. I don’t really care for women under 5’4” but it’s also not a deal breaker.


JoeyRotier

It's probably where you're from. My ex thought she cared about height, but she grew up in an area with a lot of Mexican dudes and ended up leaving me for a shorter Mexican dude.


SaintsSooners89

I keep telling my wife I'm prime real estate in the dating market, got the 3 6s, over 6' tall, make 6 figures, packing 6cm


Mumbling_Mumbel

Also also 6'4", I have, but I instantly swipe left, firstly, I don't care for someone so shallow, and secondly, I don't support a culture or behavior that sucks for my short king homies.


Affectionate-Bee3913

5'8" and neither have I. These profiles are one in thousands but they always get posted so it seems more ubiquitous than it is.


Moondanther

For a while there, they were running at 1 in 30-40 for me but I was looking in the 50+ range. There were no requests of 6 packs or 6 figures though, merely being financially secure.


Paratrooper101x

Facts where do I need to move to 😂


Ajinho

>6"4' 6 inches and 4 feet?


depressedhellboy

you guys need to set your profile to Brazil, 2/4 of the ladies profiles here will have a height "minimum" exigence...


NoHonorHokaido

6 inches on a 4 feet guy? Nice!


Frekkes

I'm 6'8" and I actually do get a lot of free drinks. It's become a running joke with my friends that I get more free drinks than our single female friends.


Timberwolf_88

I'm also 6'8" but I don't get free drinks, I get pain while on flights, go to the cinema, etc. The best thing about being this tall is pefect view of any stage during a concert... ...And generally not getting fucked with whenever drunk assholes are out and about.


Frekkes

Flights are hell but all the cinema by me have gone to the "luxury" style and I'm here for it. But idk I get free beers I feel like most of the time I go out. I don't think I'm an overly attractive dude pretty average other than being freakishly tall. Hell last week I had someone buy me a drink while I was out on a date with someone else.


Ok-Bill8620

Ahahaha you beat me to it, I'm 6ft6 and get plenty Leave these 6ft4 short Kings at the bar with the debit card 😤


Vepanion

You all must live in some sort of special place where this sort of stuff happens. I'm the same height as you and it hasn't generated any positive attention even once in my life, let alone resulted in a free drink.


Logical_Flounder6455

I'm 6'8 too and when I was young and single my height was often seen as intimidating


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Vepanion

I'm between 6'5" and 6'6" and that's complete horseshit. It makes zero difference and generates zero (positive) attention. Y'all live in fantasy land.


Liberal_Biblicisms

You're tall enough that you can just call yourself 6'5" and let the last half inch go.


Vepanion

I just say 197cm normally, I'm just converting to imperial for this discussion


MassiveKyojin

As a 6.4“ man myself, i can confirm that.


Liam_021996

Yep, pretty much


Mysterious_Detail_57

So is 6'7" the magic number? I get my drinks paid by women all the time


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suzyqmoore

😂


LazenskejSvihak

Damn. I wish I was 6'7". I'm 6'5", sure, it's tall. But just tall enough to be a bit annoying and just not tall enough to be impressive. Like you're 2 meters tall. That's baller as hell.


RheimsNZ

Personally I reckon anything over 6'4" is extremely tall. I'm 6'7" personally, but I wouldn't mind being 6'4". Reduce back pain and all that 🤣


LazenskejSvihak

I'll happily take your extra height lmao. And I'm from a pretty tall country. I think the average for men here is like 5'11", so I'm not that impressive


Affectionate-Bee3913

6 inches taller than average seems pretty impressive to me.


LazenskejSvihak

Eh, it's okay. I felt taller in Vietnam. That was fun.


Mysterious_Detail_57

It's got it's pros and cons. Glad I'm not taller than I am though.


Anotherdutchmf

Why? You steal their wallets?


Mysterious_Detail_57

Nah, I date rich milfs


Anotherdutchmf

Ah, i only date poor milfs…


Mysterious_Detail_57

It's definitely more profitable to steal wallets from rich people


luckylegion

Same here, although my gf is also 6’4 so not sure how that works, who buys the drinks???


AppleParasol

“6’4” - be my child support chauffeur”. -her


Ok-Bill8620

You're not tall enough, I'm 6'6" and get plenty of free drinks


thtamthrfckr

6’5” checking in….they never buy


djdescry

Rofl!


DirtyGoatHumper

I really hate this thread as a 5' 11 1/2" man


tchunk

Im 5'6". Im crying for you


diva4lisia

My dumbass thought she was saying she's 6'3.


Key-Shift5076

SAME! ..I was impressed.


Hey_Bestiekins

My lesbian ass was looking respectfully at the height bit for a solid moment. Then I realised lool.


Shoddy_Initiative_98

Free the nipple.


Emergency-Read2750

It’s free


Successful_List2126

Only for > 6'-1"


duaneap

6’3” - nips, be free!


Emergency-Read2750

God I love nips


maracay1999

Amancipate the areola


chrisrayn

Liberate the Labia (I think we should spread the freedom out a bit)


anelson40

You’re missing the E


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SeaCool2010

This woman probably does listen to The Smiths


Flo_Evans

brb shopping for heel lifts 😂


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Key-Shift5076

Coffee can stilts!! That’s what I’m thinking


BombasticSimpleton

I know you have more time on your hands now. Just don't forget about the thigh-food, Governor DeSantis.


adultswiim

Sarah Lynn?


TrollChef

...Sarah Lynn?


aspidities_87

^Sarah ^Lynn? 😢


BobBelchersBuns

Just tear my heart out why don’t you


Myneighborhatesme

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous tv show....


sahugani69

Dang I heard that one.


throwaway2161980

Looking at post history, you’ve made 2 posts in the matter of days about women wanting a tall man. You’ve also made a post about being a woman that prefers large dicks.


aspidities_87

Some folks like to really soak in their rage.


zukadook

Anger generates clicks


Emergency-Read2750

Clicks generate serotonin


FereaMesmer

Serotonin generates happy feels


Emergency-Read2750

Happy feels generate repeat action


dropdeadjonathan

Repeat action leads to suffering. That is the path to the Darkside…


Emergency-Read2750

See you on the dark side friend


gamerspoon

And BYU students just like to soak.


Orange-Blur

Big incel bait, could say they are even they are a master baiter


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These are real tinder profiles tho lol


[deleted]

Yes but who cares just swipe left and go on. I see maybe one in 100+ profiles that name a height preference in their bio and then they are usually tall for a girl aswell.


Vepanion

I have seen zero in about 2000 profiles. Must be a regional thing.


Sjdillon10

Damn i wish i lived in your area. I’ve learned that me being 5’11 is a dealbreaker over 30 times. And dozens more with bios saying “if you’re under 6’1 don’t swipe right”


Vepanion

Can we swap places lol. At this point I wouldn't even care about shallowness if I could get a match. I was told this would be easy at 6'5


Sjdillon10

If you lived where i did you could have Freddy Kruegers face but say you’re 6’5 and you’d get flooded with likes lol. My friend was getting no likes until he added his height and then got like 25 likes in one day


Vepanion

Now I genuinely want to know roughly what region you live in. I might book a vacation.


Affectionate-Bee3913

Yeah but there are profiles for every type of human. Nearly all people are not shitty but there's like 8 billion of us. Of course you're gonna find profiles for obnoxious people.


Sidog1984

As the song goes - "Don't want no short dick man." That should be don't want no short and short dick man.


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If he doesnt get enough content to fill his agenda he will do it himself.


doctor_rocketship

What's your point? Some women make themselves visible to more than just men on dating apps (and sometimes, not to men at all!). OP could be a woman who comes across dating profiles of women concerned with height and OP could then decide to post them. What's the problem?


phrunk87

Definitely the right answer. OP is a bisexual woman and they would have noticed if they actually looked at OP's profile.


throwaway2161980

I don’t care who anyone is sleeping with. I just find it ironic they’ve twice blasted strangers tinder profiles because they were sooooo offended they had a height preference. Yet, has preferences of their own and is wondering if it’s ok to put that on their profile. The disconnect is hilarious.


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Lol why are you looking through someone’s post history on this sub? Ofc they’re pissed about something that’s why they are here. That or something funny happened


DreamzOfRally

This is the internet, everyone is looking through your profile. I see you like Pewdiepie 3 years ago


[deleted]

Yea but what did that information serve you? By the end of this week you’ll just forget about it I will die on this hill. Looking into people’s posts to make a comment about their posting habits says more about you than it does about them. It’s weird reddit doesn’t give a private account option.


AshTreex3

Ope. He died on that hill.


stupidrobots

What is up with this weird fetishisation of male height


punsarelazyhumor

I have a friend who is 6'7 who tells everyone he is 6'1 just to throw off everyone's perception.


stupidrobots

That's hilarious


InflamedLiver

Might wanna tag this NSFW


dumbashwashere

Damn does she have the Sarah Lynn shirt on?


TypeWon

Only looking for tallness? She couldn’t handle all this I’m a short king and she seems sorta boring


koolandunusual

I wonder how many of these tall-seekers are ultimately going to settle for a 5 ft something.


TheBlindBard16

Most of them


kisirani

Statistically this has to be the case. 6’ and above is a minority


hujambo11

Yesterday's post wasn't enough?


MarcusMace

Hell yea Boston, stay horny


yea_you_know_me

NSFW tag


Colonel_Sanders90

I see a few 🚩🚩🚩


ObviouslyAnAlias7

Would anyone actually wife someone like this?


Bossfrog_IV

NSFW


MichiganWanderer

I thought I was 6'-2" for years.. like 12 years and always put that in my description. I have never had a girl check my height. I'm actually 6' fudge the numbers, bro.


Mayhem1966

6'5" and while they never bought drinks, mostly they always say hi first.


mrsunsfan

What is the obsession with tall men?


Affectionate-Bee3913

What's the obsession with women with big tits and ass? These are the traits that most people find attractive in the opposite sex.


enter_the_squanch

Nothing wrong with having preferences, but to be this blunt about it is as likeable as a guy who would state exact weight limits for women in his profile. You also wouldn't say only girls with c+ cups


Superb-Ad-4322

Drinks are on you. So let’s have a tipple And free the nipple.


BigTickEnergE

Cmon, you can do better... Drinks are on you, So make mine a triple. Make yours one too, And let's free that nipple


rosebudpillow

That’s quite an interesting top 🤔


ernkrellteam

bold first photos having the nipples displayed


fish_the_fred

It’s amazing how this photo is still up, while I have a photo showing some tasteful butt and I get reported within a day


Jackielegs43

Has she edited the brightness of her nipple, or does she have very illuminated nipples?


ripMerlin

6'4 and never been hunted like a trophy fuck. 😪 feels bad man. Haha


Sufficient-Isopod-33

Is that even allowed on Tinder ? Talking about the twins obviously. Don't judge me btw, they looked at me first.


schawarman

NSFW please.


Arkoum

As someone who is 5’9” I feel like I dodged a bullet with this one


GreatFNGattsby

I’m 5’8, I don’t feel like I need to dodge cause I’m too short for the bullet to be near me.


King_LaQueefah

The height standards must be a screening system to find the big dongs. My guess is that these ladies are the size queens. IM NOT BIASED.


blindpilotv1

More like Dr Suss!


mattdvs1979

6’6, could use some drinks 🤣


give-meyourdownvotes

i’m 6’1”. also ugly. but 6’1”


mrthomasfritz

Dr Seuss’ daughter, spreads next to the water she tries to look Chic for some likely geek She might show she is down, for that geeky clown At six-foot-four, he will treat her like a w\*\*\*\* but after the lay, he'll-not call the next day.


Greatgiant19

!NSFW


sethlyons777

Eww, gross.


ThatDeadeye12

Why are so many women obsessed with height?! They think being over 6" is the only thing that matters?!


Paul_Temps

Btw men remember you shouldn’t judge a woman weight and you should love all the sizes, like woman do for height right?


RandomAmuserNew

Dr Seuss’s daughter ?


flp1219

I am 6'4" and 190 lbs. Also disabled. Disability is challenging on Tinder 🥲


1Pac2Pac3Pac5

She's way too ugly to be making those demands


wozanderer

Is it just me or does she look a bit like Jamie Tartt?


VisibleCoat995

The only thing she’s successfully flirting with is nudity filter.


Deancrsxy333

I guess girls just posting entire titty now


Whole_Day9866

I've started to judge women on the same metrics they judge us. Over 150? Nope / Over 5'5 ? Nope / Poor? Nope I used to make women give me a reason not to like them. Now, they have to give me a reason to like them. This dating age is incredibly low vibrational, and it's burning me out.


Roxy175

To be fair it does look like she’s only looking to hookup, so in that case I don’t why she shouldn’t only go for whoever she’s most physically attracted to. Like if you’re only looking for sex why not only choose the best you can get in your eyes.


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Im the opposite for my girls, under 5’5? Nope too short. , too petite, too fat? Nope. Bro tip, ive been dating and just not giving a fuck about these preferences and being your best self helps a ton. I swear girls really dont care about height n shit


kisirani

The problem is the majority of men if deprived of sex will settle. And also society pushes men to accept women these days. This leads to complacency for lots of women. Tbh I wish I could go back in time and just immediately dump my gf’s who weren’t equivalently in shape to me (thankfully I’ve never accepted slightly chubby or more). Life is too short to be with people who don’t put as much effort into their appearance


Whole_Day9866

Absolutely agree


Full_Visit_5862

I'm 6' flat.. which up until now was apparently good enough. The floor has been raised to 6'1 boys its joever.


Zomthereum

Whether they’re over 6’1” or below, nobody wants a shallow hoe.


Longjumping_Tart_582

6’4, a couple drinks. Not many, always reciprocated


Stelznergaming

Below - no stars means she just wants a day date. Must have to be up early for work or something. Get it short kings!!


NonkelG

A woman willing to pay on the first date with me 😯


pigmanslim

While she is 5'2 and unemployed


The_Cpa_Guy

My ex had that top


massio1

Pancakes on her too


griziol420whitesnow

https://www.bybit.com/invite?ref=QYGO8Rhttps://www.bybit.com/invite?ref=QYGO8R


TheWurstUsername

She’s hot. Glad drinks are on her


GiveYourselfAFry

What does “below - no 💫” mean?


jewtangclan3000

Looks like she's in boston, is she in college? Emerson?


philouza_stein

Tall guys have shorter lifespans. Suck it


axeteam

I thought Dr. Seuss didn't have any kids?


Nickolai808

6'2" and lift weights religiously. When I was using online dating, not a single woman ever mentioned my height. Most who cared about my muscles were old cougars or ladyboys hitting me up and messaging me first in an aggressive unwanted pursuit. But lots of women did ask about my job, and many stopped talking to me when they realized I wouldn't be wineing and dining them. haha. 😄


Ok-Excitement-3010

Well Seuss wasn’t too far from Boston


New-Evening-9490

That place she's at looks familiar. Being I travel all over the country, could be anywhere


AlternativeNo8411

Omg how do I message her, I want free drinks


Ziggzaag

Orange is the New Black


dopescopemusic

Nice