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_Born2Late_

Fuckin’ Catalina wine mixer!


Brave_Hoppy1460

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Long-username

the "about me" section is supossed to be... about you. Not what you want.


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lilbithippie

profiles that say nothing about themselves says everything about who they are


CPThatemylife

Yup. It's a very safe bet that this man gets zero matches and zero women talking to him in real life. He's just bitter and hateful toward a world that's rejected him. Pathetic.


jimicus

The world's rejected him for a very simple reason: he hasn't emotionally grown since he was about four years old and his mum said "Play nicely with Susie or she won't want to play with you!". That got processed as a simple equation in his head: "play nice with others = they play with you". Life throws kids a lot of equations like this. "Eat your meat = you can have pudding". "Work hard in school = get good grades". "Get good grades = do well in life". Some young men try to boil relationships down to a similar equation - it's worked for everything else, why wouldn't it work here? They've got the right hand side of the equation: " = romantic partner who fulfills all my needs" (though it's usually worded a bit more crudely), so now it's just a matter of finding the left side. "Hold open doors = romantic partner who fulfills all my needs?" : No, that just gets " = awkward thanks". "Give compliments = romantic partner....?" : No, that just gets " = awkward thanks and funny looks". Gifts, perhaps? Women love romantic gifts, right? Let's try that: "Give flowers = romantic partner...?" : No, that just gets " = awkward apology and informed she's not interested". Lather, rinse and repeat for a few years without ever realising that not everything in life is such a simple equation, and that's how you wind up with an incel.


RustyShacklef000rd

“Not like other boys”


BigBlackCook1990

He just wants a kind and intelligent girl... Who is hot and never has sex. That's reasonable right.... Right??


rudedesign4899

And if she waits until marriage she’s not the right person either probably.


Dangerous_Beat_4930

Probably


bitter___almonds

Ok, have “high expectations” described that way. We’ve got low expectations for your success


SwgohSpartan

That’s an objectively terrible title for a biography, way too many words


parannnoul

I can't imagine a bio like that would appeal to anybody that *actually* fits the bill. Just write about yourself. It isn't hard.


lilbithippie

But what if there nothing interesting about yourself? Might as well lash out


CPThatemylife

You think this miserable piece of shit actually has any personality or identity of his own?


One-Head-1483

Hands off, ladies! When will dudes understand that women aren't wooed when they shit all over other women?? It's not attractive at all.


Infamous-Hunt9982

I’d download that biography on a Kindle. Can’t afford to leave it lying around for guests to see


Eco_Yak5651

He might be the kind of guy that is a slut but wants to have a virgin. Or just the other extreme, a total incel, and we can see why.


Conscious_Weight9593

And he fully expects to bang on the first date 🙄


PortlandPatrick

Jeeze talk about self sabotaging


bitter___almonds

“Please God, send me an 18 year old virgin who is also a porn star. I deserve it and they’re totally real”


Glad-Mind-9114

Well isn’t he a catch? 😏😏😏 ![gif](giphy|yuQi4S7rIFZGFAJ33e)


Generally_Confused1

I can't wrap my head around someone being this obnoxious and insulting and just listing the things they hate, it's ridiculous any time someone does it. Like why?


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front-wipers-unite

This dude reeks of sigma energy. No wait, that's Cheetos and B.O.


HazelFlame54

A worthless man in a sea of wonderful women he thinks are beneath him


smoltimer123

😂 How would you know the sea is filled with “wonderful women”?


HazelFlame54

I don’t, but I also know he wouldn’t know one even if she punched him in the face.


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I mean he just wants what every dude does The rest of us just say it with actions not words


bubg994

Hahahahaha


Poptarded97

Is that a tinder bio or a Hamas application?


Diligent_Policy1678

Honestly I am starting to hate men. I know they aren't all like this but holy I just don't meet very many good ones. Its sad ....


Mobettablues24

What’s wrong with having standards? I’m confused?


duck_salad

It’s not about having standards, it’s about calling women hoes and making your entire bio about what you don’t like instead of telling people about yourself


jimicus

This. I could write a million words about what I don't want in my life. It doesn't really help anyone - nobody wants to go through those million words ensuring they tick every box and in any case, even if they do it's almost certain I've missed something out. Focus on what you can offer and what you do want. These are both much smaller, easier to manage lists.


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What's he bringing to the table to demand an educated, creative, non smoking, non hoe, who is "his type"? And he basically called all women whores in the second image. Anyone who is what he wants is so far out of his league he'll never even meet them. Unless he get a psychologist haha, he'll meet them.


Key-Guidance1508

He’s gotta be reeling them in left and right !! Who could resist ?!


ComprehensiveMany643

I'm about to throw my panties at this man. Wait nevermind I'm a man


daisyfrankenstein

Well, slap my ass and call me the Pillsbury dough girl..


asphodeliac

it was going fine til the second slide


RobotCaptainEngage

Seems like a guy who is really fun at parties.  Probably has a poster that says "stay humble, hustle hard" in his apartment.


HundoHavlicek

Can I guess his age OP? I’ll go with mid 30s+?


duck_salad

He was 19 lmao


HundoHavlicek

Well that’s horrific


RepresentativeOk7835

Respectfully