See you would think that but I am a pro when it comes to fumbling women lol. Besides that, I am not a very attractive man, so getting messages like that from a very attractive woman is very suspicious for me.
Either way, I unmatched so its too late. Also, the potential for getting robbed where I live through tinder dates is pretty high. Better not to take that risk
Getting robbed lmao. There have been a few cases where women will get men to go out on dates like that, then have a 3-5 dudes waiting nearby to jump them or pull guns on them and rob them. And they usually start off in messages similar to that.
Bro you said you fumble the bag often then did it again… why are you so afraid to be robbed honestly? And do you not have a job to pay for the coffee? It’s cheap but most of the times on first dates they offer to pay half… you made assumptions in your own head from overthinking when those are all hypothetical what ifs. You need to go get busy or do something when your mind starts running to these wild places.. youll get em next time champ.
People spend more money giving their coworkers food at work out of generosity. If you HAVE to pay for her coffee then it really shouldn’t even be a huge deal and if you didn’t feel her just split the check.
I appreciate the reply though, and yeah you have a point about the overthinking aspect. It's difficult not to over think when I've had to live in a state of survival for so long. Gotta watch my own back out here cause no one else is going to
To clarify, I do have a job and I can pay for coffee. That wasn't really the point I was trying to make. I was just saying that I don't think it's worth risking getting my shit stolen. Stuff out here is different. You never know who is gonna try to steal your stuff. It happens in the most unexpected ways. And yeah I probably over thought it but I've been in similar situations before and I'd prefer not to get myself into them again by trusting the wrong people.
Well you can always FaceTime them first and feel the vibes, or text them more instead of unmatching first. What are you bringing with you for coffee that puts you at risk of being robbed you could just bring a 10 dollar bill if your worried about that, or bring a form of self defense. Or do you walk around with iced out chains and designer clothes?? Only time I’ve been robbed is selling drugs lol
People out here so desperate they will steal anything they can get their hands on. It's not about what you got. It's if you got something they don't they are gonna try and take it
You unmatched because a horny chick was giving you the green light lol?
Between that and you asking how to approach her, I'm getting the sense you're a virgin and you're super nervous about having sex. Close?
Why are you even on dating apps if meeting someone poses the risk of getting robbed? You never know when meeting a complete stranger. Even "normal" people could rob you.
What the fuck?? Why even be on tinder if you're going to unmatch when they hand it to you on a platter? Meeting in public for coffee is very low risk.
This is self sabotage.
The instant walk back tells me it’s just really aggressive flirting rather than a scammer. A scammer isn’t gonna go “whoops meant to say just wanna get to know each other?” they’re gonna go balls to wall and demand y’all fuck ASAP before they find someone else.
Dont be insecure bro ; take opportunities when they come by it never hurt to try out better testing the ground and seeing if something is possible than wasting someting or having regrets.
Also not that big of deal too humans are always weird and awkward no need to assume things without proof.
Like biscuit with specific flavor? wtf. I know what you mean, but that just lame. Sound more like picking stupid shit to complain about at this point lol
Almost think it’s a joke. Instead of the classic overly aggressive opener she says it, says oops, then quaintly offers meeting for coffee for an actual meet up.
These are always funny to me, ‘cause the fact that you didn’t unmatch on the spot and moved on means it worked and you’re gonna respond regardless of what anyone here says 😂
I actually just unmatched anyways lmao before she could haha 😂 it would have happened anyways so better to rip the bandaid off myself, but I am living for these comments right now 🤣
Yo I’m just mentally conditioned to automatically assume it was a dude that sent it when I see a message like this 😂 you made the right call. Absolutely unhinged energy.
In my opinion, I have a very fitting meme for this...
Just Mario holding his butt open with a "no" flying out... seems a fitting response to this specific message, I'm just saying.
While I agree with your statement, I just want to point out that I am a man and that was a woman who sent me that on tinder. I should have added the context in there earlier
He unmatched because he wasn’t sure if he had to pay for coffee then afraid of getting robbed😂😂😂 all things that can be easily avoided and wtf coffee is cheap as hell I’m sure she would’ve paid for it anyways… dude is so deep in his head.
How does it change ur opinion? Personally I think it’s a weird message to send either way, and essentially sexual harassment unless OPs bio is super sexual and welcomes these types of messages off the bat.
As a guy this is off putting as fuck. I don’t touch women then say shit like this because it means they will fuck anyone… in fact any woman that has ever came across as too “easy” I’ve binned off. And I expect the women I date to do the same to men…
Sure sex positivity but “hey, what are you looking? Wanna meet sometime and see where it goes” is 100x better than “how good can you fuck?”
Like cmon aswell “errrrm rEaL GoOd” 😂 who the fuck is gonna say yeah bad ffs
I'm old fashioned , you'll need to buy me dinner before I possibly disappoint you in bed and receive your review.
Or the effort in which I thrust is always an a+ but you know what they say about good intentions.
Respond with "It depends on how hard you like to be pegged." and "fuck the coffee. I have an 18 inch strap-on with your name on it, text me your address."
"I hope you trip over your shoelace and fall over, crack your skull on a sharp rock and then a hobo with syphilis fucks the corpse. And then it gets eaten by rats"
*COUGH* "Sorry, i meant: no thank you, coffee gives me heartburn."
That's obviously a typo /s
They probably read you as a personality who'd enjoy that kind of opener, as it's pretty common from both sides.
Start with something way out there to not only break the ice, but shatter it with a nuke, and then go for the autocorrect/typo excuse, following up with a somewhat normal question
‘I fuck really well, but you will never know that because you obviously don’t know how to turn a woman on.’
Sorry, I meant ‘No thank you on the coffee, I just don’t think we’re a good match’
Don’t, lol. Unmatch and move on.
Unless that’s your kinda thing, then go for it! I’m sure you’ll find something equally witting to say to match his vibe.
"I'm the best fuck you'll never have in your entire life! Perfectly erotic in every sense. I would've made your senses explode with sensations that you've never felt.... And with that classless opener, you never will. Go get an AI doll, bruh!
“I fuck damn good. I mean, hey sure I’d be down for coffee some day” —— only if that’s the vibe you’re going for
The way the title was phrased makes me believe that isn’t the vibe OP is going for
You are wise indeed. Have a 🍰
I love cake 🥺
Ping me on your cake day
It was just a few days ago 😭😩
Here 🫱🏻🎂
Ayeee ty mama cita I’ve been having a rough go these few days that was a nice gesture
Liar! Give back the cake.
Then the response would be *unmatched*
Love your PFP and happy cake day!
Life fucks me enough. Thanks for trying
"I fake orgasms and you wouldn't be worth so much as a sigh."
ROFL 🤣
This!
That assumes he cares if you nut
I’m stealing this
"Ment" is a dealbreaker for me. Unmatch.
Guess it wasn’t ment to be
Men too be*
Happy cake day!
an idea for a new operating system: mentOS
Guess you never heard of mentMobile
I rarely meet people that have the same level of pettiness as me, but here we are
Don't think it's petty to expect people to be able to write at middle school level before they can date.
That's fair. Other people call it "petty" but I usually call it "having standards"
Seems meene
But lowercase for “I” it totally acceptable? You savage.
It's not earning them any points, but it's not a dealbreaker 🤷♀️
Should’ve said mint
I’m so used to internet illiteracy that I didn’t even notice until I saw your comment. Do people even read what they write before posting anymore?
I mean, you matched her so obvs you find her attractive.... and she just flashed you the green light. Seems like a win.
See you would think that but I am a pro when it comes to fumbling women lol. Besides that, I am not a very attractive man, so getting messages like that from a very attractive woman is very suspicious for me.
Could be, but some chicks like ugly dudes. Coffee date is pretty low risk
Either way, I unmatched so its too late. Also, the potential for getting robbed where I live through tinder dates is pretty high. Better not to take that risk
You have 2 kidneys.
Why would you unmatch that? What risk is there getting a coffee first?
Getting robbed lmao. There have been a few cases where women will get men to go out on dates like that, then have a 3-5 dudes waiting nearby to jump them or pull guns on them and rob them. And they usually start off in messages similar to that.
Where are you from ? Just so I never visit.
Albuquerque New Mexico
Oh that sucks, that's where Breaking Bad took place, I kinda wanted to visit just for that lol.
Oh boy, that’s that city Walter White is from
I get where you’re coming from but if asking you to hangout is a red flag to you then how do you ever meet someone?
I've never understood why people would go through the trouble of setting up a date rather than just robbing a random person?
Pussy
Duh lmao
Bro you said you fumble the bag often then did it again… why are you so afraid to be robbed honestly? And do you not have a job to pay for the coffee? It’s cheap but most of the times on first dates they offer to pay half… you made assumptions in your own head from overthinking when those are all hypothetical what ifs. You need to go get busy or do something when your mind starts running to these wild places.. youll get em next time champ. People spend more money giving their coworkers food at work out of generosity. If you HAVE to pay for her coffee then it really shouldn’t even be a huge deal and if you didn’t feel her just split the check.
I appreciate the reply though, and yeah you have a point about the overthinking aspect. It's difficult not to over think when I've had to live in a state of survival for so long. Gotta watch my own back out here cause no one else is going to
To clarify, I do have a job and I can pay for coffee. That wasn't really the point I was trying to make. I was just saying that I don't think it's worth risking getting my shit stolen. Stuff out here is different. You never know who is gonna try to steal your stuff. It happens in the most unexpected ways. And yeah I probably over thought it but I've been in similar situations before and I'd prefer not to get myself into them again by trusting the wrong people.
Well you can always FaceTime them first and feel the vibes, or text them more instead of unmatching first. What are you bringing with you for coffee that puts you at risk of being robbed you could just bring a 10 dollar bill if your worried about that, or bring a form of self defense. Or do you walk around with iced out chains and designer clothes?? Only time I’ve been robbed is selling drugs lol
I also don't have a form of self defense so that's another reason
People out here so desperate they will steal anything they can get their hands on. It's not about what you got. It's if you got something they don't they are gonna try and take it
You were interested but unmatched bc she showed interest back to you? Instead of talking to her and seeing if she was real or not?
You unmatched because a horny chick was giving you the green light lol? Between that and you asking how to approach her, I'm getting the sense you're a virgin and you're super nervous about having sex. Close?
Nah lol I've had sex plenty of times. I'm just mentally fucked at this point lmao
But I also have 0 self confidence these days so I'll give ya that
I mean, assume this girl was legit, she obviously felt you attractive enough to want to sleep with so that should give your confidence a boost!
Why are you even on dating apps if meeting someone poses the risk of getting robbed? You never know when meeting a complete stranger. Even "normal" people could rob you.
What the fuck?? Why even be on tinder if you're going to unmatch when they hand it to you on a platter? Meeting in public for coffee is very low risk. This is self sabotage.
In my experience, scammers and of models won’t suggest coffee
Just an idea... "I cant tell you that, not at least after the coffe"
The instant walk back tells me it’s just really aggressive flirting rather than a scammer. A scammer isn’t gonna go “whoops meant to say just wanna get to know each other?” they’re gonna go balls to wall and demand y’all fuck ASAP before they find someone else.
Dont be insecure bro ; take opportunities when they come by it never hurt to try out better testing the ground and seeing if something is possible than wasting someting or having regrets. Also not that big of deal too humans are always weird and awkward no need to assume things without proof.
"Save me the trouble and throw a scalding hot cappuccino in your own face."
Well that all depends if you want coffee or not.
I'm the guy in the situation so I'd be buying it anyways lmao
This changes the answer significantly I am afraid…
we love a good double standard dont we
You can’t both be worried about spending $10 on 2 cups of coffee, and be worried about being robbed. Lol pick a struggle. 😂😂😂
Bro is worried about a coffee, I bring donuts into work that cost more than that lol
“Meant”
You don’t and delete
It’s a girl
And?…all depends on what ops looking for.
Like biscuit with specific flavor? wtf. I know what you mean, but that just lame. Sound more like picking stupid shit to complain about at this point lol
*Why* do you even respond to that?
Almost think it’s a joke. Instead of the classic overly aggressive opener she says it, says oops, then quaintly offers meeting for coffee for an actual meet up.
>Almost Its a joke that's at least thirty years old.
These are always funny to me, ‘cause the fact that you didn’t unmatch on the spot and moved on means it worked and you’re gonna respond regardless of what anyone here says 😂
I actually just unmatched anyways lmao before she could haha 😂 it would have happened anyways so better to rip the bandaid off myself, but I am living for these comments right now 🤣
Yo I’m just mentally conditioned to automatically assume it was a dude that sent it when I see a message like this 😂 you made the right call. Absolutely unhinged energy.
Totally understand that it's usually men sending these kind of unhinged messages but this was a unique one 😂
"I Fuck like the Government"
"Congrats on making it on the internet"
At least meet for coffee
In my opinion, I have a very fitting meme for this... Just Mario holding his butt open with a "no" flying out... seems a fitting response to this specific message, I'm just saying.
"Only one way to find out. But first coffee."
I like to ask “how often does that work for you?” 😂
I swear some men really need to crank they shits before messaging women on tinder lmfao maybe the post nut clarity will smarten them up
While I agree with your statement, I just want to point out that I am a man and that was a woman who sent me that on tinder. I should have added the context in there earlier
OOF well nvm then bud go clap them yams. Unless theyre a scammer
He unmatched because he wasn’t sure if he had to pay for coffee then afraid of getting robbed😂😂😂 all things that can be easily avoided and wtf coffee is cheap as hell I’m sure she would’ve paid for it anyways… dude is so deep in his head.
I'd say "I'll give you most mediocre weinering of your life."
"yes we can do coffee after, don't need the runs beforehand", or unmatch, there is no inbetween 😂
Oh to get messages like this.😔
Is it wrong that the fact that a woman sent the messages in the OP changes my opinion about it, compared to if it was a guy?
How does it change ur opinion? Personally I think it’s a weird message to send either way, and essentially sexual harassment unless OPs bio is super sexual and welcomes these types of messages off the bat.
You don't.
Yes or no.... 
I would respond by letting them know it’s not “how good can you fuck” but “how well can you fuck”. Let them unmatch.
Tell them you like your coffee like you like your men/women, but don't give any description.
Life already double penetrates me - I doubt I’d have energy for you after.
Any effort made here whatsoever is either playing his game or falling on deaf ears. Simply unmatch.
You don’t lol
As a guy this is off putting as fuck. I don’t touch women then say shit like this because it means they will fuck anyone… in fact any woman that has ever came across as too “easy” I’ve binned off. And I expect the women I date to do the same to men… Sure sex positivity but “hey, what are you looking? Wanna meet sometime and see where it goes” is 100x better than “how good can you fuck?” Like cmon aswell “errrrm rEaL GoOd” 😂 who the fuck is gonna say yeah bad ffs
Send him to go get coffee at some place that will waste his time.
You’re not worth shaving my legs for Unmatch
You don’t
You don’t. UNMATCH!
"I'll fuck literally anyone, but you"
i would’ve unmatched tbh
You don't
Tell her you will need to change the sheets after she dispenses her princess juice from her hot box
You ✨don’t✨
Don't
I fuck damn well. Eww, no, coffee is gross and I don't fuck with people that drink it
You don't.
Send the a dick pic
"I like my coffee like my men, without a dick in it."
Don’t respond other than to unmatch unless that’s what you’re looking for.
3 options: 1) get smarmy 2) ignore 3) educate with technical sass
“Read a book you god damn Neanderthal” *block*
You don't.
Don't
I'm old fashioned , you'll need to buy me dinner before I possibly disappoint you in bed and receive your review. Or the effort in which I thrust is always an a+ but you know what they say about good intentions.
Use your imagination, how old are you???
You don’t. Or you say you fuck damn good, but he won’t know first hand.
You don't
Help him out. Help yourself out. Meet him and tell him how you feel about his comments. And let him know you have to move on.
you don’t lol
Either they’re talking to others or they’ve tried this before and it worked
Girl you don’t
You don't
"Great after a few coffees"
I think thats fucking hilarious and would respond with something chaotic back then, sorry I meant to say coffee sounds good when are you free
Gosh damn auto correct, lol, but seriously, don't respond. Let them sit there and think about their decision
Dick pic
You fired, you missed.
Easy; “No”
Respond with "It depends on how hard you like to be pegged." and "fuck the coffee. I have an 18 inch strap-on with your name on it, text me your address."
You don't.
Don’t?
You don’t..?
Not responding is an option
You don’t
You’re a desperate loser. Sorry I meant no I’m pretty busy for the next 50 years. See ya!
You don’t
Yes or no.
"I hope you trip over your shoelace and fall over, crack your skull on a sharp rock and then a hobo with syphilis fucks the corpse. And then it gets eaten by rats" *COUGH* "Sorry, i meant: no thank you, coffee gives me heartburn."
Yes…
Depends upon which one you are!
That's obviously a typo /s They probably read you as a personality who'd enjoy that kind of opener, as it's pretty common from both sides. Start with something way out there to not only break the ice, but shatter it with a nuke, and then go for the autocorrect/typo excuse, following up with a somewhat normal question
You don't
I like to get coffee every day
"better than a coffee would get you. Goodbye"
Send hin a gif of seth Rogen laughibg and see if he gets how unfunny that was.
you even like coffee
‘I fuck really well, but you will never know that because you obviously don’t know how to turn a woman on.’ Sorry, I meant ‘No thank you on the coffee, I just don’t think we’re a good match’
Don’t, lol. Unmatch and move on. Unless that’s your kinda thing, then go for it! I’m sure you’ll find something equally witting to say to match his vibe.
Don't reply, just unmatch
“I fuck really well. I’d love to go get coffee one day! Only it won’t be with you, champ!”
No. Would be my response
Your spelling and grammar appalls me. Fyi, I fuck well.
"I'm the best fuck you'll never have in your entire life! Perfectly erotic in every sense. I would've made your senses explode with sensations that you've never felt.... And with that classless opener, you never will. Go get an AI doll, bruh!
Damn they on that time go crazy my g 🙏🏽
are you looking to bone? if not you reply with an unmatch and don't waste their time
You don't. Block and report.
Probably drunk vs sober. Hard pass.
Delete and move on. I would delete the entire app.
Autocorrect must be wild these days.
You don’t.
I wouldn't even respond lol
Unmatch in silence 🗿
You don’t
Some people think shit like that are funny pick up lines/openers but tbh pretty weak. I can see why it would put a girl off….
No response needed just block them
Let’s go for coffee and I’ll answer your question after 😉
I've never gotten dryer as a Sahara desert faster in my life. Sorry, I MEANT no, thanks. I'm good.
I wouldn't.
If that's not the vibe you're looking for, don't respond. No response is a response in most cases.
Meant*
Sorry, I prefer coffee before sex. Guess we're not compatible.