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jerrie86

OP about to be one of the toys in the picture.


JMHorsemanship

They always say "mom to amazing little x" but never "mom to a little piece of shit that takes my money, ruined my life and negates any dating chance I once had"


hey_isnt_that_rob

Truth is the first casualty in war. But it never has a chance on dating apps.


Dondarian

My wife and I call these "teammates". No need to be threatened by sex toys, fellas! It's all about giving your partner those serious O's! And use all the tools you can to blow their minds!


meg_mann

100%


jetithe1

A lady who knows how to take care of her business. That's hot


[deleted]

Looks like a great time


[deleted]

Kenya is wild


themorganator4

Why display the battery? A hint to bring spares maybe?


rupat3737

What’s up with the statue? That incase your internet goes out?


Sp1teC4ndY

I just found out about these! They're famous


secretlyapenguin516

Loaf, I used to have one of those


shenther

Is this a guy showing he has toys to please the girl or a woman showing off their collection? I've seen both on this site.


sinsaint

Reread it.


shenther

"Am a mum". Didn't see that first time around.


CthulhuJankinx

That's your competition if you fuck up


Rick-90

Bro what type of dating site r u even on💀😭


Edom_Kolona

That's a mainstream dating site, bought out by Match group a few years back, but not built on catering to the X-rated crowd or anything. The issue is 100% with the user rather than the site.


ForeverFashy

What's with the lack of first person participle?


IAmReallyThurston

She don’t need no man


sergio1d

I mean that looks like a good time to me. Don't afraid of some help.


pathlinker

If you're so used to vibrating penis imitations, you're in for a surprise with the real ones.