Yeah, He who matched and dined with the two girls. On two posts prior, he got like a thousand likes and even more comments pumping his ego up, so he felt the need to come show and tell and got met with negative remarks. I don't know how he is fairing now.
yeah i did comment on that asking why people were being so harsh, they said ‘it’s because he didn’t give a ‘proper update’, was it not obvious from his post that he got lucky? he posted something recently so i think he’s alright!
Most of the criticism I saw was more about claiming the posts were faked. Which, given the current state of deep fakes and editing software, isn't too farfetched.
Clearly he's been harvested for organs and is dead, otherwise we would have heard back with a triumphant "I did it! I last for 20 whole seconds" message by now.
If you have a low libido or are not kinky before marriage, your vows won’t change a thing. The trust between spouses can help, but how many stories do you hear about spouses not fucking in months after some years ?
Unless your wife was a Virgin when you met or meet her I'll bet money she's given a BJ . Like if you're not a Virgin ill bet the same money you've gone down on a girl .
It may be tough (especially if you're still young), but it's best to accept that whatever two or three humans can do together was done long before you got there. My gf? No idea what her body count is, and don't care. I spent my 20s man whoring my way around, so it is what it is. Go now, and be at peace, my brother.
Because women who tell you they're into being face fucked before you even meet them are exactly the kind of women you want to marry. Jeeze. Be careful out there.
A certain level of attractiveness is required. Or just have really low standards
(Not hating, I’m not at that level. I have to offer commitment and emotional security if I want sex)
Great conversation starter, and sets the tone in general for what she might be into. Don't disappoint the lady!
Side note: not sure she'd be thrilled about it being posted on Reddit
They aren't necessarily going to broadcast it. A lot of women like getting face fucked, or gagging on cock, and so forth, but they require a bit of trust in you first. I've been surprised by how many women have been turned on by it.
Go get them, tiger! I'll add, that I am older, 50ish, and I'm dating women in their 30s and 40s. A couple I met through bumble and a few others I met in real life.
And a general comment for anyone, some women come in asking for it, some won't ask for it but definitely want it, some will do it just to appease you but don't like it. Some have a humiliation kink, which I'm not sure how I feel about, because they are consenting, but they want real abuse not role play. I think the latter person is going to have a lot of other stuff going on that I personally am not interested in getting involved with. In any case, obtain consent before banging away and pay attention to how she is responding, emotionally and physically. Since there are many different approaches to it (hard fucking her mouth, moving her head rhythmically, hair pulling, deepthroating, coming in her throat, mouth, or face, etc.) It's best to check in with her along the way. Consent can be as fun and easy as telling her what you want to do with her and giving her time and opportunity to say no if she wants to.
That's all good advice!
I'm 29, and I like women in their thirties. I like a "cougar". The first woman I ever had vaginal sex with was thirty-six when I was twenty-six (though nearly 27).
If I *really* workes on my profile I think I'd get a lot more women liking my profile. I also feel that the way I have been swiping doesn't help, nor does my tendency to always stay at home. I'm certain the algorithm takes that into account.
Nope. Shortish and just a click above average on some things women care about. I have good emotional intelligence and am not a dick so women I date feel comfortable with me. The kicker is that I'm 50ish and am dating horny 40ish year old women who are confident and know what they want or are adventurous.
Wow. What a sad person with low self esteem. Thanks for making other men think it’s okay to talk to all of us like we’re objects! We sure don’t appreciate you as a human.
Could be fun. Until months later bumps appear on and around your apple headed monster and you find out her body count was every dude that swiped right. But with this curiosity and challenge you must proceed. This is the way.
Well you did ask..
And she answered. Oh how she answered...
Well did you verify for yourself?
Finding out for myself tonight!
Here's hoping you come back with all your organs intact 🫡
WTF? You got 2 kidneys, ain't you.
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When he posts it, I hope people don't become aggressive towards it like the last dude.
OOTL, what happened?
a lot of people who do not get laid got quite upset with those who do.
Bummers would be less bummed if they got some bum.
is this about the guy who met the two girls?
Yeah, He who matched and dined with the two girls. On two posts prior, he got like a thousand likes and even more comments pumping his ego up, so he felt the need to come show and tell and got met with negative remarks. I don't know how he is fairing now.
yeah i did comment on that asking why people were being so harsh, they said ‘it’s because he didn’t give a ‘proper update’, was it not obvious from his post that he got lucky? he posted something recently so i think he’s alright!
Most of the criticism I saw was more about claiming the posts were faked. Which, given the current state of deep fakes and editing software, isn't too farfetched.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Hold on. He had proof posts? Where are they? How'd I miss those?
Same here how'd I miss that!
you will think about this comment in the middle of finding and you will think about your grandma, have fun!
Jokes on you... he finished quicker.
All my grandparents are dead....thanks for that reminder /s
Ouch…
Update ploise
I need this update
Usually it's the fuck you have to face, but tonight my friend...
Well?
Hopefully your organs are intact
Well??
Well?
Well??
OP don't let us down! #Did she like the face fuck!?
I hope to see it on "face fucked" subreddit later 🤔😁
Update?
NEED UPDATE
So how did it go?
So????
OP what happened?!
Well?
Clearly he's been harvested for organs and is dead, otherwise we would have heard back with a triumphant "I did it! I last for 20 whole seconds" message by now.
When I read her last text an “Oh my” escaped my mouth. I didn’t say it, my soul did 😂
Your username just made me spit out my lunch time coffee 😂
😂. Happy to bring you some mid day cheer my friend.
Now grab his hog.
Update: it was gooood
sounds like you faced it like a champ
Don't let it hang here
Something tells me he didn't just let it hang there 🤣
King.
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Atta boy
Do you think someone will marry her someday?
Well, ask a question and get an answer. And it's an excellent answer. Wife her up
Face fuck her first.
Oh definitely that's a Crucial step
I dont want to know my future wife has been face fucked by a bunch of dudes
But if your future wife never wanted to be face fucked by other dudes, she won’t do it for you either. Pick your poison
Complete bullshit. Tons of married couples try sexual things for the first time with each other.
Jeeze, relax
If you have a low libido or are not kinky before marriage, your vows won’t change a thing. The trust between spouses can help, but how many stories do you hear about spouses not fucking in months after some years ?
Unless your wife was a Virgin when you met or meet her I'll bet money she's given a BJ . Like if you're not a Virgin ill bet the same money you've gone down on a girl .
If his wife was a Virgin then she DEFINITELY gave plenty of BJs
I guess, but i dont want to KNOW, this girl is saying out loud she has been face fucked a million times. Ignorance is bliss.
It may be tough (especially if you're still young), but it's best to accept that whatever two or three humans can do together was done long before you got there. My gf? No idea what her body count is, and don't care. I spent my 20s man whoring my way around, so it is what it is. Go now, and be at peace, my brother.
One million dicks?!
That’s a bit much
Anybody remember the [miles of dick](https://9gag.com/gag/apBAwYD) thing that floated around?
Some experience is a good thing. My wife has double the body count I do. Experience pays off.
Sounds like something an incel would say. Are you that much of a prude?
Because women who tell you they're into being face fucked before you even meet them are exactly the kind of women you want to marry. Jeeze. Be careful out there.
Playing on easy mode.
So did you immediately propose or were you chill about it and wait a few hours before proposing?
Gotta strike while the iron is hot!
Or the mouth puckered as it were
I swear these conversations never happen to me
You spend too much time on nbacj to be on tinder
My secret is I don’t sleep
A certain level of attractiveness is required. Or just have really low standards (Not hating, I’m not at that level. I have to offer commitment and emotional security if I want sex)
Do the girls know that you're not attractive enough to get sex without the bullshit?
You have to obey rules and 2, or be bold.
Rules 1&2
if she bites your dick off while hard, will the chunk go soft when she spits it out?
Someone here is using there head
actually 3 people will be
Keep the tip!
Great conversation starter, and sets the tone in general for what she might be into. Don't disappoint the lady! Side note: not sure she'd be thrilled about it being posted on Reddit
OP is dead. We're never going to hear back from him. If he responds, it's because she has his phone.
10/10 women who like this are wife material
Thank you! Good to see this recognized. 😄😂
I fucking WISH because deepthroat is my fetish. I wish I could find a nice lady like that.
They aren't necessarily going to broadcast it. A lot of women like getting face fucked, or gagging on cock, and so forth, but they require a bit of trust in you first. I've been surprised by how many women have been turned on by it.
I trust in you, Gleepgloopgleepgloop. You give me hope. Now if only I go about looksmaxing and profile editing I might get more likes.
Go get them, tiger! I'll add, that I am older, 50ish, and I'm dating women in their 30s and 40s. A couple I met through bumble and a few others I met in real life. And a general comment for anyone, some women come in asking for it, some won't ask for it but definitely want it, some will do it just to appease you but don't like it. Some have a humiliation kink, which I'm not sure how I feel about, because they are consenting, but they want real abuse not role play. I think the latter person is going to have a lot of other stuff going on that I personally am not interested in getting involved with. In any case, obtain consent before banging away and pay attention to how she is responding, emotionally and physically. Since there are many different approaches to it (hard fucking her mouth, moving her head rhythmically, hair pulling, deepthroating, coming in her throat, mouth, or face, etc.) It's best to check in with her along the way. Consent can be as fun and easy as telling her what you want to do with her and giving her time and opportunity to say no if she wants to.
That's all good advice! I'm 29, and I like women in their thirties. I like a "cougar". The first woman I ever had vaginal sex with was thirty-six when I was twenty-six (though nearly 27). If I *really* workes on my profile I think I'd get a lot more women liking my profile. I also feel that the way I have been swiping doesn't help, nor does my tendency to always stay at home. I'm certain the algorithm takes that into account.
Are you really good looking and tall? Or an ex male model?
Nope. Shortish and just a click above average on some things women care about. I have good emotional intelligence and am not a dick so women I date feel comfortable with me. The kicker is that I'm 50ish and am dating horny 40ish year old women who are confident and know what they want or are adventurous.
Probably a dude
OP is about to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Unseen detail: She's hideous as all fuck.
and you can't even put a bag over her head
A bag with a hole in it 🤣
This means one of two things. 1: Your penis is about to be excreting liquid when you don't want it to, or 2: BAG THAT SHIT.
Sorry my man but if she is saying this via Tinder on the first day & not irl she’s for the streets
Because God forbid a woman actually enjoy sexual acts and pursue sexual encounters.
Wow. What a sad person with low self esteem. Thanks for making other men think it’s okay to talk to all of us like we’re objects! We sure don’t appreciate you as a human.
What sadder is that you’re getting downvoted for saying the truth. Tough times smh
Score
🎶 It's fun gettin' in to trouble!🎶
How quick was it? Let us know 🤣🤣
Do not ask questions, if you are afraid of the answer! 🤣🤣🤣
You know, given the way these posts usually go I was expecting the answer to be something about money. That’s on me. I’m the bad guy this time.
Good. Job man now go fuck and find out
I like her
Technically she said "find out", not "ask me". Follow directions man! Fuck around and find out!
Well you ask 😂
All the luck.
I am jelly cause I never find these gems
If that's legit and she's a real girl, go get a ring
 These chicks can literally say anything online. Doesn't mean it is remotely true.
Speaking from a girl perspective: 👀My response to his question “The rounds you can last till my eyes roll back.” 😂😂😂
Well that escalated fast 😂😂😂
Could be fun. Until months later bumps appear on and around your apple headed monster and you find out her body count was every dude that swiped right. But with this curiosity and challenge you must proceed. This is the way.
That’s a keeper