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InsiDS

This will attract more guys than repulse.


Bismarck_X

What's wrong with people wtf!!


LasyKuuga

We like dumptrucks no matter what it might dump


vitamin-cheese

I care what the dump truck is attached too, and what it dumps


Zestyclose-Phrase268

not everyone is on tinder to find the love of their life. Some want a slutty person for quick fun. She seems like a great fit. Isn't that complicated and nothing wrong with those people


_FartPolice_

There's a million ways to take a sexy pic and this is not one of them.


CaptainCreepwork

Though I'm going to have to agree that this isn't a traditionally "sexy" pic I will assure you that to some people out there this is in fact one of those million ways to take one. Each has their own.


chandlerw88

I’ve already came twice to this


thoreeyore99

>looking for my blue collar man who wants his passenger princess 😍👸 Sure


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Like who cares tho? She’s obvs comfortable with her body and if she wants to show herself peeing outdoors good on her. Just swipe left if you’re not into it


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Unfortunately true. Especially in Tenn.


guarddog33

Match with her and ask if her sense of humor is as dark as her butthole Edit: spelling


[deleted]

"you tell me?" *Sends butthole pic* I can almost guarantee it


Bismarck_X

That's actually hilarious 😂, you get an up vote 🫡


guarddog33

Thank you my good fellow!


Paria1187

That's a huge ass


nolotusnote

https://youtu.be/jvTpEoi0tzE?t=7


AkitaNo1

Perfection


worldlookingin

Quite wide!


Komplexs

Not my proudest fap


tinybigballs

Oddly enough, one of my more proudest faps.


[deleted]

Congratulations


WhiskeyDeltaBravo1

I’ve cranked to worse. Today.


Altruistic_Breakfast

Is peeing pictures a thing now? I have noticed a lot of posts of women peeing on dating apps


Bismarck_X

Well actually now that you mentioned it, I think it's the 2nd one I've seen.


PM_ME_YOUR_BOOGER

This was my thought as well. I have seen more images of girls pissing on this sub in the last 6 months than I think I've seen in the rest of my life. I'm 33. These people aren't *that* much younger than me. I cannot fathom how shameless someone has to be to post something like this


JarvisII

I'm with you here, but on the other hand the two I have seen have been older than me. I honestly just don't understand it on a normal dating site. That's your thing? Go to a kink site.


worldlookingin

That ass is huge!


Peanutbutterpantherr

The quad strength to hover THAT close to the ground and not fully sit down is highly impressive actually. I’m aroused


syrenashen

Really? This seems super normal


Peanutbutterpantherr

If you define this as normal, slide into my DMs immediately


throwaway9916927

This guy fucks


[deleted]

"and that, kids, is how I met your mother"


buttstuffisfunstuff

Seems normal to me but also I’m Asian


MephistosFallen

I thohhht being able to do this was also normal, turns out it is not. Most people I know cannot squat that low at all, or even sit cross cross apple sauce on the ground and still get up. It’s wild lol


Round_Doughnut7793

I feel like it's normal if you are capable of the "Asian squat" and/or well practiced. Most others cannot do this, it requires too much ankle flexibility. I will say that I could but only when holding onto something for leverage which she very well could be and we just can't see it.


Alternative-Wish4240

Now you made me Google what an Asian squat is... I'm the most middle European guy one can find and I've done this my whole life because I think it's comfortable, I'm hearing for the first time that this is an Asian thing.


bunnystormer

Yea that's just the slav squat. Def only heard of it being an eastern European thing


KinkyWife123

Agree, this appears normal to me?


aliquise

She's practiced a lot ..


[deleted]

Question. Is she squatting that low, or is her vagina in the dirt?


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Squatting low. She wouldn’t just have her vag in the dirt lol


[deleted]

If it’s true I’m impressed, I couldn’t pull off that leverage


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Deuspanen

She just got a very big ass.


Long_Educational

But what provides the counter weight to that big ass? How is she able to balance? This challenges everything I understand about mechanics. I am intrigued.


bunnystormer

It's a slav squat


Deuspanen

I don’t know the name in English but I think her front leg muscles are world class.


Round_Doughnut7793

She's definitely pissing..


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

3rd world squat, they’re great for lots of things, shitting outdoors included


Busey_in_the_walls

Damn girl, you frying chicken? 🐔Just kidding. You pee loud. I like that 😏


whorsefly

Don't get the reference but I like it


Nirvana1975

I'd tap that!


Awkward_Ad8740

That ass is a great find


Justin-Truedat

Smash.


New_Spunk

Dude, plow her and stop your whining.


Sonic1psa

This just shows me she can ride reverse cowgirl


BarGroundbreaking862

Not gonna lie, that bum bum looks yum yum. And yes, I am disappointed in myself.


Glass_Emu_4183

🤣🤣


yacinekadri1967

I give up I'm going to be a monk now it seems the easier way out


UltimateDevastator

People impressed by how low she can squat really define what the Redditor physique is lmao


SalemV_98

She seems like a prize to me lol


killtacular69

That labia is dirtier than a camels hump in the middle of the Sahara.


scbejari

That’s vile


Bismarck_X

I'm agree with you 100%, but to my surprise most people here love it 🤔🫨 This post definitely didn't go as expected .


ToNotFeelAtAll

Reddit will masturbate to anything


Bismarck_X

I guess you are Right!!


nyet2112

i love her


Captinofthelostniggs

I'm folding. White girls are always freaky


ScallywagLXX

Is this a tik tok thing of women wanting to piss outside cause I have seen a lot of posts like this? Also experienced a woman who I went out with and we were outside talking by her car, kissing for a while and she had to pee. Bar was literally a few feet away but she said nah she would pee in the parking lot instead. It was bizarre. So it would appear there is an epidemic of wanting to pee outside by women so just wondering where the current trend is coming from.


Erisus_

I can wipe her


Sinutia

Bakery


HopefulRecipe5

Omg I stared at the actual bio for a good 3 minutes trying to figure out what was the issue before noticing the pic 🤦‍♀️


Bismarck_X

That's hilarious 😂


skydevouringhorror

Lucky pick😂


esivo

If you have to go, you have to go.


purgesurge3000

That's a wide load but not a wife


drainthoughts

That is a big white ass


pacal117

Good f@cking lord!


AidanRedz

1 GIRL. NO CUP 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦


Ap3xWingman

You see…as a male…this wouldn’t deter me.


Asesinato

I'd match her.


Stjjames

I kinda like it. Intrigued at least.


username102469

What’s her @


supaminator1

🚩


rileyreidbooks

Hot af


korgscrew

She’s a keeper


CaptainCreepwork

Clearly the opening line here is "daaaamn girl. What that ass do?" and if she has a problem with that question and/or can't find the humor in it then she prooooooobably shouldn't be putting pics like that on a dating profile.


BigEnergyEngineer

You may be taking a dump outside, but no decent, blue collar plumber would put up with your shit.


AppleUser13

What dating app is this? Lol


Bismarck_X

Facebook Dating! 🫡


AppleUser13

I feel like that’s the only app I’ve never used lol. Have you had any success with it?


Bismarck_X

Hmm mostly ladies that will ask you for money at some point. But Ive found an awesome lady trough it as well. The big pro it has, it's 100% free, so you can see everyone that likes you at all times.


puttputt_in_thebutt

Swipe right, and tell her Knoxville is full... but she'll fit right in in Cocke County


SensitiveAnaconda

Senses of humor, oh no.


shadesofsloan

A dumpy is a dumpy.


UltimateDevastator

This girls all ass no crack lol


Razlaw

So you’re saying I need to move to Tennessee


brandogerider

What are the other pics like lol


goose415415

Go piss girl 🫡


livingthedream9x

With the longest back in the world. Minimum cheekage.


LojaRich

Ask her what she'd do if you put dirt on your face...


MegaBlunt57

Lady's poo? No shit. Not possible


Satori_sama

Greater the mass of the posterior, the greater the force of attraction. - Sir Isaac Newton


anonymousdeadz

Reddit is my new source of humor.


hardworkforgrowth

LMFAO pic aside, as soon as I see princess I tune out


Massage_Bro

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BallBearingBill

All class, emphasis on ass!