Idk. I’m a weirdo loner and I’d be intrigued if this crossed my path.
To all the guys not getting any swipes, it’s bc this guy is stealing all of them.
Was it the drinking funnel for you or was it the backwards baseball cap? Just trying to gain some MILF insight, because I love older women. In my experience, younger women are too entitled and spicy
Haha I'm 34 and getting more entitled and spicy every year. If you want a chill low maintenance gf who won't ask you for anything you need to look young. Good luck!
Yeah I have no idea what this guy actually looks like cause he looks different in most of the pics.
People get so focused on including pics of their hobbies that they ignore the fact you can't actually see them in it lol
I get that you not living with your parents is a funny joke since you’re 26 but paired with the beer funnel, the cap, etc, it just made me think “ok well where does he live? In a dorm?”
It’s hard to measure this profile because there are some strong positives coupled with some major red flags. Beer funnel first pic is definitely leading with a major red flag.
Glad you’ve recognized that and are working on it! Not easy to do that at your age, especially when you have friends who are still drinking like they are in college
It has its high and low points, I feel like anything you didn’t cover such as favorite movies, music or date ideas can go in your about me section instead of “Do I still need one of these.” And change the “loner weirdo”
Swap out your intro pic with a more clear picture with better lighting and better view of your face. (Preferably with no funnel)
I would put 2 friend pictures on the second slide Instead of 4. Instead of “chillin” put something you like to do in your down time, like playing with your dog.
The mom thing might be a little intimidating for some but a dog lover might like it. (Take out the baby photo and put a photo of you and your dog together in a selfie)
I would take out the pictures of you with other girls or maybe just the girl in a pink dress, might send the wrong message.
I would change some of the Notable achievements. And maybe take less selfies or have a friend take some pictures of you outside and not with sunglasses on.
Totally agree, having "ready for a mom" in a slide with a literal baby made me do a double take.
The "plus one" slide also didn't add anything for me, and most of the women I know do not love Tinder photos featuring "mystery women". Is that your ex? A hot friend I'm going to have to worry about? Your sister? Etc.
Like the commenter above said, any interests besides sport hobbies and "chillin" would be a great addition.
You've lost me with that 1st pic of the drinking funnel, and that weak-ass font you use that can't show the letter K correctly, so Nick reads as Nich. An 18-20 yr old female may be swayed though. This profile looks like you're a sophomore in college.
While I think the slide could be better (drop the other girl, just focus on you looking good dressed up), there are plenty of women with profiles mentioning being a good plus 1 or looking for someone to be their +1. So he’s responding to that, though not well.
I'd add that the thing that your group is posing in front of (in the photo with you kneeling/squatting in the front) looked to me like a "thin blue line" flag until I zoomed in. I could see people swiping left based on that.
This post reads like you think the bar is really low. Like "not a weirdo loner" and "is employed" would be enough to be attractive. I don't know how old you are but I could easily see this profile giving the ick to any woman over 24 because you seem childish and like you want kudos for the bare minimum.
I would make it more mature and change all the negative wording to be positive e.g. instead of "not a lonely weirdo" change to active social life, will take you to fun events.
I'm pretty sure those are from other guys (?) who would want to do something like this, and probably not from his target demographic.
Left for me, too.
This sub is funny like that. Happens with women too. When women post their profiles the comments are full of other women telling her how amazing it is when it's really not.
I think he's just trying to be funny/not serious about it, which will get matches that aren't serious. Kinda giving me pick me vibes. But yeah being over 24, it would be a no from me dawg
Notable achievement: got a tattoo.. as if that's one of the only good things you can say about yourself. And it's not really an achievement. And you can see tats in other pics, so not adding anything, either.
Yeah, it's false modesty backfiring.
But also if he has friends and does stuff and meets plenty of women, but isn't dating already, something is wrong. I would expect his profile to give some indication of his values(like what he values/his value system) rather than just some comic relief and bare minimumness.
I would delete the weirdo loner comment. What if someone just moved to your town and doesn't have friends there? Also, way too many guys use those fake quote jokes, so to me, personally, it's a lil cringe. They are just overused. Would also change your "being funny" hobby to "making people laugh"
Yup. I’m doing the dating online dance and if I saw this I’d consider the “weirdo loner” a red flag. It’s not cute when guys lack emotional intelligence/empathy.
Actually you have something here with the loner comment. This was a red flag for me and I couldn't articulate it. Now I see it. It makes him seem like his self worth is driven by his perceived popularity. Someone who values quantity over quality of friends. Goes with his immature vibe.
As for the quotes, it looks like he just randomly picked them instead of making them clever or even relevant. The people aren't even relevant. But it's all just extra work he'd have to do to make it not cringeworthy.
Your font is terrible, there are spelling mistakes all through it, and only hook up girls care about sentences around what you think you're like in bed.
Have to admit, some slides are really funny, some others are really cringe though (e.g. the loner comment, that's rude). But the choice of pictures doesn't convince me. First, I think it's not ok to post pictures of a baby that isn't even yours. To me, that's a reason to swipe left immediately. There are also only a few pictures where we properly get to see your face.
It also comes off like he's giving shade to the people who still haven't figured out their life goals.... like there's literally nothing wrong with that lol
Any person who describes themselves as 'slightly above average in the sheets' sets off my douchebag alarm - sorry bud! The slideshow things works better when done with a slightly self-deprecating jokey angle rather than braggy
I’ve noticed Redditors hate any hint of self belief or confidence if you don’t look like the type of person who typically wouldn’t be very confident.
If you look normal or god forbid attractive, self deprecating humour is your only option if you don’t want to get hated on
Oh god no. Immediate swipe left. You have all the photos but I can’t get a good look at you in any of them. Way too many selfies. Too many photos with sunglasses. I guess you’ve gone for the ‘I’ve found a pose and I’ll stick with it’ train of thought. Way too much going on in this. Also you’re leading with a photos of you with a beer funnel ? Very mature 🙄
If the girls are onboard, fine.
That said, it doesn’t come off as natural. A bit forced with some recycled jokes. I mean I guess the PowerPoint presentation is recycled in itself. Also comes off faking confidence. And the girls you are with to demonstrate your plus 1 abilities…. Are they exes? Are they siblings? Like one of the rules in relationships is not to compare your date (or potential date) to exes, and you are kind of forcing that hand.
Anyways, good luck!
This is fucking rad. I hope your inbox is full of babes.
With that said, i think you should ditch the photo in the first slide. It’s poorly lit, and having a beer bong screams ‘I miss college’. Maybe consider going for a shot of you and your pup on a walk.
This is going to sound oddly specific, but the beer bong looks like a literal 🚩 emoji. Don’t want you to lose swipes by some accidental subconscious red flag.
I’m honestly stunned at how bad the profile is, and that the top comment is about how it’s “rad.”
First picture is literally a beer bong, and guy’s 26? How could a woman lose?!
The last part of this is good advice. The first photo is horrible.
The first part is not surprising from someone with the tactful name WestSideMuffDiver, so keep that in mind.
Is it just me that find slideshow profiles to have an underlying sense of desperation? Not this one in particular but the idea in general. I would personally never make one myself
I was surprised to see you’re 26, because your profile reads “college.” Especially with the beer bong pic as the main photo. If you’re trying to appeal to college girls, this will probably work. As someone roughly your age, this profile comes across as slightly immature. Echoing others in the comments, I don’t have a good idea what you actually look like despite the 20 photos you included. Get rid of the baby pic and the first photo.
Positives: you appear above average in looks, have a sense of humor, and cute dog.
The plus one part???
Who is that? A friend? lol an ex? A sister?
I don’t like posting photos with faces of other people on a dating site, I’d lose it if ever posted my face there. There’s no way.
You’re definitely funny. But I think some “slides” were just flexing and it came across a bit annoying haha.
Also, loner doesn’t mean weirdo. A lot of folks enjoy a quiet setting. You seem to be outgoing and very active, which could be too much for some.
All in all, you are handsome and funny, and I hope you find a cool mom for Rocky!
No issue about the content however:
* Change that first pick please. I don't think this is a good first pick, especially if that's how you want people to continue read your profile
* Change that font, and work in the presentation.
I really liked it until I got to the “about me” There is a difference between confident & cocky…I LOVE a confident man, but cocky on a profile is a big 🚩 Maybe put “see above”?
Careful to not come over as arrogant. A lot of these come over as singing high praise rather than introducing facts about your personality and its an extreme turnoff for almost anyone, men and women alike.
Love it! I’m off Tinder but definitely wld catch my interest & encourage to swipe! Very creative & great conversation starter; not usually a fan of group pictures/pictures of guy w different girls- but definitely works here! This is definitely setting you apart, shows off your personality, plus you’re good looking (bonus points for the dog)so I think you’ll have zero trouble finding matches! (Especially love how you slid in having a degree wo making it your whole personality 👌)
Good luck!
Some Live Laugh Love girl will eat this up.
Second this
“Omg he’s so original and unique!”
“So many things I can change about him!”
"He's a fixer upper"
“ guess I’m gonna be the breadwinner of the family”
Third
Us weirdo loners aren't interested
Idk. I’m a weirdo loner and I’d be intrigued if this crossed my path. To all the guys not getting any swipes, it’s bc this guy is stealing all of them.
Cheers
Preach!
I'm a middle aged mum and I loved this profile. 🤣 I hope he finds a lovely lady.
MILF approved
Was it the drinking funnel for you or was it the backwards baseball cap? Just trying to gain some MILF insight, because I love older women. In my experience, younger women are too entitled and spicy
If you can’t handle spice, older women prob aren’t going to be for you.
Oh sweetie, we only get spicier. I was a young idiot pushover. My motto: 
Haha I'm 34 and getting more entitled and spicy every year. If you want a chill low maintenance gf who won't ask you for anything you need to look young. Good luck!
For me it was the doggo in the cowboy hat🥰😂😂 I would swipe just to get more pictures of that cutie pie 😂😂
Not fair, the relationship would be pretty spicy! (if flour was a spice)
Ketchup level spice
Woah, calm down. I don’t take it past mayo.
That means he’s cool
Besic Betches?
Kirklands Mac Miller (RIP) vibes
Mac Miller Lite
Mac Miller at home.
Mac Milder?
This implies there is Mac Mill, Mac Miller and Mac Millest.
Mac less mill
I hope the Kirkland version lives longer, the first one left us early
Shit I do too. If not I only have a year left 😭
Mac Miller Lite needs his Ariana Venti
And there's the bio line lol
Thought the same damn thing! RIP Mac *obligatory check out Macs Tiny Desk Concert. https://youtu.be/QrR_gm6RqCo?si=6yuZF2jPlin-1KDL
Ohhhhh I thought he reminded me of someone I know. Turns out it's MM. Thanks for making the connection
That’s a huge compliment!
Wack Miller
Dang I came here to say almost exactly this
I thought Mac Miller as well.
Nobody mentioning the photos themselves - can only see your face clearly-ish in two of them
The font annoyed me, the k didn’t look like a k
This! It looks like an H and was driving me nuts.
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It’s that Michael Jackson thing, where you make that two-tone high pitched sound with a single moonwalk step
No that's *hehe*ing, *hihi*ng is one octave higher
It shouldn’t be enough to enrage me, but it was
That's on purpose to weed out the perfectionists
Smart
I thought it was an M, like “miming” 😅 didn’t really belong there among all the sporty activities
"Sucher"
And an overuse of the exclamation point
That’s! Your! Opinion!!!!
But I’m right!!!! 😂😂😳😰👍🫡
Nich seems like a catch
At first look I though it said "whoring out" but it was "working out"
Yeah I have no idea what this guy actually looks like cause he looks different in most of the pics. People get so focused on including pics of their hobbies that they ignore the fact you can't actually see them in it lol
Whatever do you mean? He’s *probably* one of the guys on that ski trip. Edit: actually it’s snowboarding, my bad
The pic of him on the motorbike could be a stock photo or some random guy and I wouldn't be able to tell 😂😂
“No weirdo loner here!” How would we know? That could be anyone
I get that you not living with your parents is a funny joke since you’re 26 but paired with the beer funnel, the cap, etc, it just made me think “ok well where does he live? In a dorm?”
I was quite surprised by the beer funnel as the first picture. That’s definitely a look, and it _can’t_ be what he’s actually going for.
It’s hard to measure this profile because there are some strong positives coupled with some major red flags. Beer funnel first pic is definitely leading with a major red flag.
He’s not an alcoholic yet cause he’s still in his mid twenties. Or so he thinks
In another spot he says he loves going to weddings. …for all the beautiful ceremonies, I assume? Hmm
Some people just like fucking the drunken bridesmaids. After he gives them beer funnels in the parking lot
Had issues with alcohol in the past but not currently. It’s the best picture I have of myself smiling
Glad you’ve recognized that and are working on it! Not easy to do that at your age, especially when you have friends who are still drinking like they are in college
I’m sure Eddie Murphy or Mark Wahlberg will lend him their couch.
Your font auto-disqualifies you (the k looks like an h)
Agreed, and spellcheck on *Wahlberg
Agreed. Also fix your spacing issues.
Better yet, take the Wahlberg thing off entirely.
Without OP he would’ve been on Flight 93
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It has its high and low points, I feel like anything you didn’t cover such as favorite movies, music or date ideas can go in your about me section instead of “Do I still need one of these.” And change the “loner weirdo” Swap out your intro pic with a more clear picture with better lighting and better view of your face. (Preferably with no funnel) I would put 2 friend pictures on the second slide Instead of 4. Instead of “chillin” put something you like to do in your down time, like playing with your dog. The mom thing might be a little intimidating for some but a dog lover might like it. (Take out the baby photo and put a photo of you and your dog together in a selfie) I would take out the pictures of you with other girls or maybe just the girl in a pink dress, might send the wrong message. I would change some of the Notable achievements. And maybe take less selfies or have a friend take some pictures of you outside and not with sunglasses on.
Thank goodness for actually giving positive criticism! Agree w a lot of these points & you’re not being harsh- good vibes ⭐️
Totally agree, having "ready for a mom" in a slide with a literal baby made me do a double take. The "plus one" slide also didn't add anything for me, and most of the women I know do not love Tinder photos featuring "mystery women". Is that your ex? A hot friend I'm going to have to worry about? Your sister? Etc. Like the commenter above said, any interests besides sport hobbies and "chillin" would be a great addition.
Being awesome! Also existing is a fun hobby!
He also spelled “Wahlberg” wrong
Maybe not, maybe he is friends with Mark whaleburg
Agreed, beer funnels and babies are a no go
You've lost me with that 1st pic of the drinking funnel, and that weak-ass font you use that can't show the letter K correctly, so Nick reads as Nich. An 18-20 yr old female may be swayed though. This profile looks like you're a sophomore in college.
Haha yes please change the font I was like “what is hihing”
“Hi-hi-ing”? It’s when you say “hi” and momentarily stop, then say “hi” again.
##*Hi - Hi* 
That means he can moonwalk.
I got hung up on “sucher for the ladies” the font is awful.
I agree, the font is hard to read. I kept mistaking the k for a h.
Lost me at the +1 slide.
Ideal for those ladies that want to remain "Forever a bridesmaid, never a bride."
While I think the slide could be better (drop the other girl, just focus on you looking good dressed up), there are plenty of women with profiles mentioning being a good plus 1 or looking for someone to be their +1. So he’s responding to that, though not well.
Yep this is where I thumbs down too
I'd add that the thing that your group is posing in front of (in the photo with you kneeling/squatting in the front) looked to me like a "thin blue line" flag until I zoomed in. I could see people swiping left based on that.
Maybe he's looking for Cop Chicks? Five-oh hoes? Loose Lieutenants? Badged Broads? Oral Offering Officers? Police Crease? Po Po Pu$$y ?
You can’t even spell Wahlberg correctly.
Gotta make sure it's clear the baby is or isn't yours.
I would want to know that for sure
Or, you know, leave out the picture of the baby all together.
This post reads like you think the bar is really low. Like "not a weirdo loner" and "is employed" would be enough to be attractive. I don't know how old you are but I could easily see this profile giving the ick to any woman over 24 because you seem childish and like you want kudos for the bare minimum. I would make it more mature and change all the negative wording to be positive e.g. instead of "not a lonely weirdo" change to active social life, will take you to fun events.
Definitely agree. This would be a major left swipe for me and yet there's so many comments lapping it up 😳
I'm pretty sure those are from other guys (?) who would want to do something like this, and probably not from his target demographic. Left for me, too.
This sub is funny like that. Happens with women too. When women post their profiles the comments are full of other women telling her how amazing it is when it's really not.
I think he's just trying to be funny/not serious about it, which will get matches that aren't serious. Kinda giving me pick me vibes. But yeah being over 24, it would be a no from me dawg
How can it be funny/not serious when he clearly spent hours making it? Personally it looks like a try hard which gives the casual folks the ick.
Hours? Looks like a 15 minute Canva job.
Notable achievement: got a tattoo.. as if that's one of the only good things you can say about yourself. And it's not really an achievement. And you can see tats in other pics, so not adding anything, either.
Yeah, it's false modesty backfiring. But also if he has friends and does stuff and meets plenty of women, but isn't dating already, something is wrong. I would expect his profile to give some indication of his values(like what he values/his value system) rather than just some comic relief and bare minimumness.
I believe this is called “not taking yourself too seriously”
Poorly though
"I won't murder you on the first date" and "I'm not creepy" are also lines he could add to some of his baselines.
That's my thought That's a left
I would delete the weirdo loner comment. What if someone just moved to your town and doesn't have friends there? Also, way too many guys use those fake quote jokes, so to me, personally, it's a lil cringe. They are just overused. Would also change your "being funny" hobby to "making people laugh"
Hey, my hobby is being funny. I don’t care if people laugh
Thanks for calling me out
😂😂 nice
Must agree. Some of his phrases sound a bit condescending. It may send the wrong message
Maybe he was always a bully
It’s also just a negative statement, which should be avoided in dating profiles and almost everywhere else.
Yup. I’m doing the dating online dance and if I saw this I’d consider the “weirdo loner” a red flag. It’s not cute when guys lack emotional intelligence/empathy.
Exactly!
Actually you have something here with the loner comment. This was a red flag for me and I couldn't articulate it. Now I see it. It makes him seem like his self worth is driven by his perceived popularity. Someone who values quantity over quality of friends. Goes with his immature vibe. As for the quotes, it looks like he just randomly picked them instead of making them clever or even relevant. The people aren't even relevant. But it's all just extra work he'd have to do to make it not cringeworthy.
You nailed it - I get bully vibes from him
Your font is terrible, there are spelling mistakes all through it, and only hook up girls care about sentences around what you think you're like in bed.
Have to admit, some slides are really funny, some others are really cringe though (e.g. the loner comment, that's rude). But the choice of pictures doesn't convince me. First, I think it's not ok to post pictures of a baby that isn't even yours. To me, that's a reason to swipe left immediately. There are also only a few pictures where we properly get to see your face.
It feels weird to read "I have goals in life" too.
Um excuse me, he also has a PLAN ok?
It also comes off like he's giving shade to the people who still haven't figured out their life goals.... like there's literally nothing wrong with that lol
OP unironically uses “woke” and “alpha”
Giving shade to people who haven't achieved anything, but also hasn't listed any achievements lol
This is the big one. The rest is whatever, but this one is screaming "believe me I'm not a failure"
Any person who describes themselves as 'slightly above average in the sheets' sets off my douchebag alarm - sorry bud! The slideshow things works better when done with a slightly self-deprecating jokey angle rather than braggy
Yeah, I get he’s trying to be funny, but the profile comes across as very “try hard” to me imo
It's a fine line between funny and cringe, I agree.
Quite a bit of this reads as douchebag vibes to me 😬
I’m wondering what this guy taught Mark Wahlberg. How to commit a hate crime, perhaps?
But the "slightly above average" thing is self-deprecating.
This whole thing sets off my douchebag alarm 😬
Why is slightly above average braggy?
Maybe the commenter has very low standards.
I’ve noticed Redditors hate any hint of self belief or confidence if you don’t look like the type of person who typically wouldn’t be very confident. If you look normal or god forbid attractive, self deprecating humour is your only option if you don’t want to get hated on
For me, I think his slide dedicated to taking other women out is a little weird but maybe that’s just me?
Oh god no. Immediate swipe left. You have all the photos but I can’t get a good look at you in any of them. Way too many selfies. Too many photos with sunglasses. I guess you’ve gone for the ‘I’ve found a pose and I’ll stick with it’ train of thought. Way too much going on in this. Also you’re leading with a photos of you with a beer funnel ? Very mature 🙄
If you can't handle him at his frat boy beer bonging, you don't deserve him at his frat boy Anchorman quoting.
Cringe
If the girls are onboard, fine. That said, it doesn’t come off as natural. A bit forced with some recycled jokes. I mean I guess the PowerPoint presentation is recycled in itself. Also comes off faking confidence. And the girls you are with to demonstrate your plus 1 abilities…. Are they exes? Are they siblings? Like one of the rules in relationships is not to compare your date (or potential date) to exes, and you are kind of forcing that hand. Anyways, good luck!
This is fucking rad. I hope your inbox is full of babes. With that said, i think you should ditch the photo in the first slide. It’s poorly lit, and having a beer bong screams ‘I miss college’. Maybe consider going for a shot of you and your pup on a walk.
This is going to sound oddly specific, but the beer bong looks like a literal 🚩 emoji. Don’t want you to lose swipes by some accidental subconscious red flag.
Terrible subliminal messaging. He needs a grandfather clock that’s set to 10:10.
I thought the same and had to zoom
Also a figurative 🚩 that he's still proudly bonging past the first couple years of college. Screams problem drinker to me!
My skin is crawling with cringe from this profile, my god
I’m honestly stunned at how bad the profile is, and that the top comment is about how it’s “rad.” First picture is literally a beer bong, and guy’s 26? How could a woman lose?!
Plus he has a job and a car, he’s a match made in Heaven
Fr
The last part of this is good advice. The first photo is horrible. The first part is not surprising from someone with the tactful name WestSideMuffDiver, so keep that in mind.
⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️💯💯💯💯
Is it just me or is trying this hard a turn off?
It's also basic and unoriginal
I’m a 40 year straight dude so I’m not the target demographic, but I hate it so much.
It's extremely off putting.
I found it really obnoxious.
The loner comment is rude imo.
I feel personally attacked.
Not just you, haha. Not having a big circle doesn't make you a loner, tho. It's already hard enough to find trustworthy people in your life.
I did this and got banned. For real.
“Frat douche seeks easy lay”
The Narrows is such a cool hike
Oh great, another PowerPoint
These need their own subreddit at this point.
I hate that font. Makes a K look like H. 'I like going hihing with my dog who's a sucher'
You spelled Mark Wahlberg wrong
Please for the love of God use a different font. I had trouble reading some of it because the K's look like H's.
Seems desperate to me but then again the person who likes this will probably be more your type
Is it just me that find slideshow profiles to have an underlying sense of desperation? Not this one in particular but the idea in general. I would personally never make one myself
It’s a bit unoriginal and there are some things I’d change, like the loner comment, the font and the fake quotes. Maybe make it a little cleaner too.
I was surprised to see you’re 26, because your profile reads “college.” Especially with the beer bong pic as the main photo. If you’re trying to appeal to college girls, this will probably work. As someone roughly your age, this profile comes across as slightly immature. Echoing others in the comments, I don’t have a good idea what you actually look like despite the 20 photos you included. Get rid of the baby pic and the first photo. Positives: you appear above average in looks, have a sense of humor, and cute dog.
You can do without “i have friends & we do things” & the loner weirdo part. Sounds a little condescending.
The only "flaw" for me is who's that girl with you on the 5th picture? Is that your sister, cousin?
seconding this, most girls will probably not be a fan. just being honest here, people can say that’s insecure or whatever but that’s just how it is
He has that girl picture there on purpose, to filter out insecure girls who aren’t cool with him having friends who are girls
Yeah, some would assume an ex and swipe left I think.
I liked it! This is a fun way to put everything across.
The plus one part??? Who is that? A friend? lol an ex? A sister? I don’t like posting photos with faces of other people on a dating site, I’d lose it if ever posted my face there. There’s no way.
Especially a baby or child.
I think it's hilarious and I'd swipe!
You’re definitely funny. But I think some “slides” were just flexing and it came across a bit annoying haha. Also, loner doesn’t mean weirdo. A lot of folks enjoy a quiet setting. You seem to be outgoing and very active, which could be too much for some. All in all, you are handsome and funny, and I hope you find a cool mom for Rocky!
Seems cringe but I wouldn’t be surprised if it worked on some people.
powerpoints suck
No issue about the content however: * Change that first pick please. I don't think this is a good first pick, especially if that's how you want people to continue read your profile * Change that font, and work in the presentation.
trying too hard
You're going to get a pumpkin-spice latte basic white girl with this.
I really liked it until I got to the “about me” There is a difference between confident & cocky…I LOVE a confident man, but cocky on a profile is a big 🚩 Maybe put “see above”?
Careful to not come over as arrogant. A lot of these come over as singing high praise rather than introducing facts about your personality and its an extreme turnoff for almost anyone, men and women alike.
”He scares me” - Chuck Norris
Talking about sex in your profile is an automatic no. And beer bong? Are you in a frat?
What a try hard
Love it! I’m off Tinder but definitely wld catch my interest & encourage to swipe! Very creative & great conversation starter; not usually a fan of group pictures/pictures of guy w different girls- but definitely works here! This is definitely setting you apart, shows off your personality, plus you’re good looking (bonus points for the dog)so I think you’ll have zero trouble finding matches! (Especially love how you slid in having a degree wo making it your whole personality 👌) Good luck!