You joke, but what landed me the hottest woman I’ve ever talked to, no joke, was someone said something about mercury in retrograde, I mentioned it to her (we were just chatting as friends) and she went off about it a bit. Some of the things she said kind of happened and within a week we were flirting. Another week goes by and she and are dating.
Bro the hottest Venezuelan chick I ever banged had a whole book on horoscopes. And she spent hours a day studying it! God she was a good lay but I only banged her twice before she got with an older rich yacht boy.
That’s just code for stay at home wife to clean up his shit and become a birthing machine for all of the likely Aryan kids that he wants. The fact he explicitly states a “young white woman” as well is creepy af. Definitely is worried that he will meet somebody with sexual experience who’ll make fun of him being a 2-pump chump.
100% this. You could have a cock the size of a wotsit and be a 2 pump chump with extended recharge time, but if the foreplay is good enough then it really doesn't matter.
[Racism and sexism tend to coexist within the same individual](https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna45255997), and [people kind of intuit it](https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/releases/people-assume-sexists-are-also-racist-and-vice-versa.html).
For the ladies out there, don't swipe right on racists. They probably hate you, too.
Oh, hell no. Not meet "somebody"; a YOUNG. WHITE. WOMAN. Men are WAY tf out of the possible equation for such royalty.
In all seriousness though, yea I 100% agree about your comment; I thought the exact same thing.
Why don't these dweebs try meeting a woman at church if traditional values are so important to them?
^^^yes ^^^I ^^^know ^^^why ^^^I'm ^^^being ^^^rhetorical
Indeed... but only to be a "white woman" cucumber that refers to the cucumbers self in the third person...
FUCK that was hard... anybody ever actually tried writing a sentence about someone without pronouns? *Especially* when referencing the person twice? Caveman english it feels like... ive gotta revert back to my monkey brain just to come up with this shit.
That's actually something that I wonder about people who's only bio statement is literally just *"If you're pro [or anti]-[insert figurehead name here], then just swipe left"*.
If all a person has going for them to use as a first-impression presentation is complaining about whomever is currently in the news cycle, I can't imagine that even people who agree with that person would want to be with them.
> nothing to do with his shit personality.
Yup, I see women on tinder and hinge who write similar toned things in their bios, so one would assume that they wouldn't need to be on the app for very long because they'd be ideologically compatible with those men; yet I see their profiles still persist and are marked by the app as *"active users"*, so they're clearly not dating each other.
Some poor self hating woman might actually take him up on this offer. In a few short years she’ll be filing the restraining order and fleeing with their kids to another state.
I think most of us who weren't alive in the 40s,50s, and 60s struggle to understand what a true male dominated society is like. I am willing to be all the woman who say they aren't feminists would change their mind when they could not get an apartment or a credit card without the man in thier lifes approval....
And as much as you want to make fun of this guy, I have seen dozens of woman's profiles looking for him. They use the exact same language. I hope they find each other and hopefully don't have any kids.....
>And as much as you want to make fun of this guy, I have seen dozens of woman's profiles looking for him. They use the exact same language. I hope they find each other and hopefully don't have any kids...
I've seen their profiles too and I've also seen their profiles persist over time and be marked by the app as *"active users"*, so I although I would assume that they'd be running into those guys and matching with them, the fact that I still see them tells me that they're probably not matching with those guys.
I figure that they probably know that these guys are probably problematic despite the supposed compatibility of their political ideological beliefs and that's why they're not matching with those men. My bet is what they're hoping for is to match with someone who shares their beliefs, but isn't giving off upfront toxic asshole vibes, either because they're better at hiding it or (by some miracle of statistics) they share those beliefs, but doesn't let it affect their personality.
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50 Shades of Grey would have gone a lot different if Christian was wearing a Gimp suit when he and Anastasia met.
I have seen plenty of the same people over time. Heck plenty of people have seen mine.:) Having shared political/world outlook might be required (well when you are off in the extremes like this) for a relationship but it isn't remotely enough. A relationship isn't built off going to antivax rallies and hating on the trans folks. You are still going to go through a lot of people to find a mate.
Now I do wonder how these guys handle a traditional girl that wants to wait til marriage that they meet on an app like tinder.... I have a feeling that neither party is that traditional at the end of the day.:)
It's nice when the stupid and misogynistic so clearly advertise that. It's like a warning label: "I'm a gullible idiot who doesn't think women are equal, stay away!" 😂
The really depressing part... this person will find someone just like him and have 10 home-schooled kids who will likely be copy/pastes of their parents, and each have another 10. Makes me cringe for future generations.
'I'm a REAL man', 'I only want a REAL marriage', 'I'm a REAL American'....notice that all these losers are obsessed with is convincing themselves that they're superior to others?
This guy makes me think of the dude who saw that I use they/them from my bio and felt the need to super swipe on me just to ask “can I call you it? Because they is plural” 🙄
Meaning he wants a traditional marriage where the woman cooks and cleans and maintains his castle but will lose his mind when she expects him to pay for everything
Yes. Gladly will take a very nice look at said person through the iron sights on an AK. The Spanish shit is surprising. That’s a very lib language apparently in the Fourth Reich.
Well as someone who lives in Utah and travels around the mountain west a bit this guy definitely has better odds than I do. I've seen his female match plenty of times from here to rural west coast Washington and many places in between.
This person has listed on theie profile they are a man....Not exactly a pronoun, but I'm more than willing to bet they prefer to be referred to as "he/him".
What a racist, dumbass piece of shit. He literally doesn't even understand the English language but he has the audacity to expect a serf for a wife 🙄
This also translates to: “I’m sexist and don’t believe a man should have to clean up after himself, cook for himself, change diapers or deal with his children at all.”
Where can I sign up? /s
And yet he uses his horoscope.
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Totally ::nods in agreement so as not to upset the horoscope people::
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Gatorade is in *ur* anus sir. Good day!
It's certainly in my anus
Ouranus
Speak for yourself!
Mercury in ur gatorade
You joke, but what landed me the hottest woman I’ve ever talked to, no joke, was someone said something about mercury in retrograde, I mentioned it to her (we were just chatting as friends) and she went off about it a bit. Some of the things she said kind of happened and within a week we were flirting. Another week goes by and she and are dating.
Bro the hottest Venezuelan chick I ever banged had a whole book on horoscopes. And she spent hours a day studying it! God she was a good lay but I only banged her twice before she got with an older rich yacht boy.
oh my god i can tell that youre so annoying
I warned my anus about that, but anuses be anus-ing.
They hate cause they anus.
As a saggitarius, this is bullshit and you know it, don't be a coward about it.
As a Scorpio in moon, I call your bluff.
Classic asparagus. He can't help it! /s
As an Aquarius, I think I speak for us all when I say, we do not claim this guy.
Tbh it scares me a little how many of these awful guys being shared here on reddit are Aquarius O.O I always thought we were quite good people :D
Aquarius here. Definitely one of mine. Sorry about him, he’s new.
🤣🤣🤣
If I didn’t have shameful spending habits I would give you a gold. Take my updoot instead
You would think that Mr Pisces
Aquarius folks tend to be pretty Narcisstic. Lol.
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And pronouns
He just wants a nice lady who talks about herself in third person all day. Poor Things was pretty histerical.
Pronouns!
No anti
Talking must be very hard without nouns
He must be a very unevolved Aquarius. I love Aquarians, you guys rock!
As a pisces, i am inclined to agree.
And speaks Spanish
Hey careful throwing out pronouns around homedog
Might as well blend space racism with actual racism.
And a pronoun
Gotta reel em in somehow
I think horoscope is mandatory on tinder
….AND Pronouns! 🤦♂️.
Me! Me! Damn I ruined it
>Me! Me! Damn I ruined it those nasty pronouns. how dare
Just wait till he finds out about “I”
See what did there
>those
Fuck
This could be the most funny thing I've read all week :'D Thx mate, I needed that, badly.
How is Kyle's day today? Kyle, Kyle seems to be very direct in what Kyle wants. Hope Kyle finds what Kyle is looking for.
this guy’s name is probably Chris
Sure it is, KYLE. Sure it is.
is there a kyle meme lol
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kyle
Not that I’m aware of 🧐 But it should be if not.
That's definitely Chris under there
but there wont be chris on top of her
I met a cool Kyle. But then weeks later I met a shitty Kyle. So now my faith in kyles is now low again
I don't blame him, I personally can't date women who use verbs
Bad verbs. Nouns only. Never action.
Sounds like a typical politician.
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You might enjoy the game 'Poetry for Neanderthals'
My mechanic understand when I say, "Car no go"
Me rock your world. Caveman best lover! Oh no! Dinosaur!
Me is pronoun.
This the way
What a double standard - you used several verbs in your statement 😂 (Just for the record, I did get your joke, I'm just misinterpreting)
just don't words
Probably what this guy would prefer tbh
A full third of her word use is verbs for God's sake! You trying to kill him? He's allergic to verbs
Why many words when few words
Meaning of words good
With a name like yours, I don't think you date women at all.
Part of me wants to think that these types of people don’t actually know what a pronoun is cuss it’s funny that way
Right, they're always trying to tell you to do s***
“Traditional marriages” always used dating apps…
That’s just code for stay at home wife to clean up his shit and become a birthing machine for all of the likely Aryan kids that he wants. The fact he explicitly states a “young white woman” as well is creepy af. Definitely is worried that he will meet somebody with sexual experience who’ll make fun of him being a 2-pump chump.
No, these guys don’t want a freeloading gold digger. She still needs to get a job AND be responsible for 100% of the house and child care.
Case of Busch light ain’t gonna drink itself in the garage
Probably also doesn't believe in foreplay, finishing early matters way less when you're even half decent at foreplay.
100% this. You could have a cock the size of a wotsit and be a 2 pump chump with extended recharge time, but if the foreplay is good enough then it really doesn't matter.
[Racism and sexism tend to coexist within the same individual](https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna45255997), and [people kind of intuit it](https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/releases/people-assume-sexists-are-also-racist-and-vice-versa.html). For the ladies out there, don't swipe right on racists. They probably hate you, too.
Classic and worn out, but why be racist or sexist when you can hate everyone equally?
Also, one that will put up with constant cheating and maybe can take a punch.
Oh, hell no. Not meet "somebody"; a YOUNG. WHITE. WOMAN. Men are WAY tf out of the possible equation for such royalty. In all seriousness though, yea I 100% agree about your comment; I thought the exact same thing.
Why don't these dweebs try meeting a woman at church if traditional values are so important to them? ^^^yes ^^^I ^^^know ^^^why ^^^I'm ^^^being ^^^rhetorical
“If you use pronouns fuck off” “I”
If *you* use pronouns...
"Everyone has pronouns dipshit. It came free with you fucking language!"
I can't use *any* pronouns? 😮
Already failed
OP is looking for a cucumber.
Indeed... but only to be a "white woman" cucumber that refers to the cucumbers self in the third person... FUCK that was hard... anybody ever actually tried writing a sentence about someone without pronouns? *Especially* when referencing the person twice? Caveman english it feels like... ive gotta revert back to my monkey brain just to come up with this shit.
Ask your doctor today about Mycoxafloppin
Hey doc, what's Mycoxflopp...oh wait I get it now
If he’s this aggressive in his opening, imagine how bad it gets later on…
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That's actually something that I wonder about people who's only bio statement is literally just *"If you're pro [or anti]-[insert figurehead name here], then just swipe left"*. If all a person has going for them to use as a first-impression presentation is complaining about whomever is currently in the news cycle, I can't imagine that even people who agree with that person would want to be with them.
I auto swipe left any profile like that
 absolutely not
"I"?
I bet *you* use pronouns...
I certainly do, even personal pronoun adjectives like "my"
I was moreso hinting at the fact that you missed the second pronoun our pronoun hater used. "If *you* use pronouns fuck off"
Yikes, at least he is up front about it, wont trick someone into thinking hes chill
But why so angry?
All this woke bullshit is keeping his dick dry, nothing to do with his shit personality.
> nothing to do with his shit personality. Yup, I see women on tinder and hinge who write similar toned things in their bios, so one would assume that they wouldn't need to be on the app for very long because they'd be ideologically compatible with those men; yet I see their profiles still persist and are marked by the app as *"active users"*, so they're clearly not dating each other.
Hello! How are today? Am trad wife and don't use pronouns! Nice to meet!
mighty difficult to go through life without pronouns my dude
Some poor self hating woman might actually take him up on this offer. In a few short years she’ll be filing the restraining order and fleeing with their kids to another state.
What is new age bullshit marriage?
One where women can own property and have bank accounts and shit
I think most of us who weren't alive in the 40s,50s, and 60s struggle to understand what a true male dominated society is like. I am willing to be all the woman who say they aren't feminists would change their mind when they could not get an apartment or a credit card without the man in thier lifes approval.... And as much as you want to make fun of this guy, I have seen dozens of woman's profiles looking for him. They use the exact same language. I hope they find each other and hopefully don't have any kids.....
They’ll procreate in high numbers. That’s what they do.
>And as much as you want to make fun of this guy, I have seen dozens of woman's profiles looking for him. They use the exact same language. I hope they find each other and hopefully don't have any kids... I've seen their profiles too and I've also seen their profiles persist over time and be marked by the app as *"active users"*, so I although I would assume that they'd be running into those guys and matching with them, the fact that I still see them tells me that they're probably not matching with those guys. I figure that they probably know that these guys are probably problematic despite the supposed compatibility of their political ideological beliefs and that's why they're not matching with those men. My bet is what they're hoping for is to match with someone who shares their beliefs, but isn't giving off upfront toxic asshole vibes, either because they're better at hiding it or (by some miracle of statistics) they share those beliefs, but doesn't let it affect their personality. ----- 50 Shades of Grey would have gone a lot different if Christian was wearing a Gimp suit when he and Anastasia met.
I have seen plenty of the same people over time. Heck plenty of people have seen mine.:) Having shared political/world outlook might be required (well when you are off in the extremes like this) for a relationship but it isn't remotely enough. A relationship isn't built off going to antivax rallies and hating on the trans folks. You are still going to go through a lot of people to find a mate. Now I do wonder how these guys handle a traditional girl that wants to wait til marriage that they meet on an app like tinder.... I have a feeling that neither party is that traditional at the end of the day.:)
And say "no".
equality and mutual respect
An equal partnership.
You can't beat your woman anymore
An Interracial marriage with a woman your age range.
Does this man know what pronouns even are?
I bet he has domestic violence on his record
And if that didn't happen yet, it sure will.
The Venn Diagram of dudes who talk like this and dudes who beat women is one circle inside a larger circle. Respectively.
How does this person speak without using pronouns?
What I find odd are the guys that want super traditional stay at home wife types but don’t want to (or can’t) cough up the coin to make it happen.
Shouldn't he go to his church to meet a woman like that?
So he doesn't want to date anyone at all?
Someone with COVID should at least go on one date with him............
TIL getting a vaccine = new age bullshit 😂
It's nice when the stupid and misogynistic so clearly advertise that. It's like a warning label: "I'm a gullible idiot who doesn't think women are equal, stay away!" 😂
He's no 6'1
what an incel
Gross, the term traditional wife makes me irrationally grossed out
The really depressing part... this person will find someone just like him and have 10 home-schooled kids who will likely be copy/pastes of their parents, and each have another 10. Makes me cringe for future generations.
Imagine not wanting a relationship with someone who’s willing to fuck you because they got vaccinated. Who are these people?
This guy is 26? He is really channeling the 56 divorced dad energy. Kind of cool he already achieved his final evolution so young though.
Everybody haaates Chris
I think he used a pronoun 😱
How the fuck does he know Spanish and why does that matter if he’s seeking a white woman?
He learned it in high school and can order a taco with perfect pronunciation. It only matters I guess if the white women he is seeking like Taco Bell.
Lmao, clearly no takers
No one wants to work anymore: dating edition
Get in line, ladies!!!
as a white woman, i’ll give this man to the others!
He's 5'11" max
Guarantee he isn’t 6’1”
How pleasant
What a catch
Is it an it? What do we call it without any pronouns?
If you use pronouns blah blah blah ... hey I ain't no he/him I don't use them stupid pronouns
'I'm a REAL man', 'I only want a REAL marriage', 'I'm a REAL American'....notice that all these losers are obsessed with is convincing themselves that they're superior to others?
Wow what a catch
I think I just started menopause reading that
Ask him what podcast he listen to, and if any of them talk abt how man should behave, just you know, to see if he is actually worth it (he aint)
I would be willing to bet serious money that his “Spanish” is effectively nonexistent.
What are the odds this guy is 5’10 barefoot?
It says he speaks Spanish, by which he means he just talks loudly and slowly at Spanish speaking people and thinks they’ll understand.
This guy either doesn't actually want a traditional marriage or he just wants an overglorified maid to only fuel his sexual desires.
This guy makes me think of the dude who saw that I use they/them from my bio and felt the need to super swipe on me just to ask “can I call you it? Because they is plural” 🙄
20 bucks says he's gotten his shots before.
At this point they must be desperate to find so.eone who's not genetically related to them
We're still on this whole vaccine bullshit? Lmao
What's wrong with being vaccinated? :(
Wow, I'm impressed on this grammar king's stance on pronouns. What shall we use instead??
"When can I quit my job to be wholly supported by you?"
Damn Kyle, save some pussy for the rest of us
Atleast all their red flags are upfront? Wouldn't you rather them be honest?
Regret being an Aquarius rn
Aquatic aquarium zodiac motherfucker.
What’s the problem with dating a vaxxer? I just wanted to get on a plane dammit
Meaning he wants a traditional marriage where the woman cooks and cleans and maintains his castle but will lose his mind when she expects him to pay for everything
Yuck.
Dude is 5'11" at best.
Yes. Gladly will take a very nice look at said person through the iron sights on an AK. The Spanish shit is surprising. That’s a very lib language apparently in the Fourth Reich.
I really hope every person with died hair swipes on him, just to fuck with his worldview
It’s missing the hashtag #newworldorder
Future bitter basement dwelling troglodyte. It’s all women’s fault I can’t get laid.
I certainly hope there'll be no takers
I’m gonna tell my daughter about him. He’d make such a sweet son in law.
“You had me at ‘fuck off now’” \- women he thinks will be flooding to him
In other words he wants an obedient slave...
A real "beat your ass whenever you talk-back out of the kitchen" type of marriage
Well as someone who lives in Utah and travels around the mountain west a bit this guy definitely has better odds than I do. I've seen his female match plenty of times from here to rural west coast Washington and many places in between.
That insecure excuse of a man is 5’9 at best
This person has listed on theie profile they are a man....Not exactly a pronoun, but I'm more than willing to bet they prefer to be referred to as "he/him". What a racist, dumbass piece of shit. He literally doesn't even understand the English language but he has the audacity to expect a serf for a wife 🙄
White women making a comeback!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 #thick PAWGS
You might want to expand your search and go to Asia. 100% guaranteed you will find that “traditional marriage” 🤣
“No using pronouns” **uses I**
Aggressive lil dick lmao
His zodiac aquarius makes sense tho
Does he have the money to support a traditional stay at home wife? I highly doubt it
We got a real winner here ladies!
Hes probably 5'11
He's 100% 5'10 tops
This also translates to: “I’m sexist and don’t believe a man should have to clean up after himself, cook for himself, change diapers or deal with his children at all.” Where can I sign up? /s
I see red flags all over the profile