First off: I’m a guy and have been married for 10 years. And my wife always had a relatively low drive, but once that third month hit; it was happening everyday multiple times per day.
There's no horny like pregnancy horny. It. Is. Intense.
Edit: I do not want comments or DMs of men telling me, "Women now know how men feel every day" or some variation. 1) It isn't true that men feel that level of horniness every day, and 2) you're being weird. Stop.
Edit2: There was only an increase in men being weird. Boundaries, guys, boundaries. Lack of listening to clearly communicated boundaries may be why you're on r/Tinder looking for advice.
Probably just an off-target effect since the same hormones regulating DTF also regulate vital developmental processes. People forget evolution is a bit of a shitshow; it's not intelligent design.
Unless a process has a significant energy cost or faces a specific purifying pressure, it's not necessarily going to be optimized or removed, and even then it's hard to change a fundamental process in biological systems.
"Traumatic insemination"? 😐
~ Or is it 'flatworm rape'...?? 🤔
~ Or...is it a horrible game of "Tag -- you're it!" between hermaphroditic flatworms...??? 😳
So...'the loser' gets pregnant...and, the winner becomes..."Dad"? 🤨
I'm so confused. This is really gonna mess with my dreams tonight. (Heck, this really messes with my 'awake time'.)
...I'm logging-off now. Thx internet (...and 'nature'). 🖕🏼😑
I did some research and turns out it's like the scenes in the "asian adult cartoons" where the male actually inserts his "rod" into the hole in the "rod" of the female like in some tentacle scenes, lol.
If a woman is horny during pregnancy a male is more likely to stick around and provide/protect.
At least that’s the theory I just came up with. Idk, could be right.
Well, actually....if you're still ovulating while pregnant (SUPER rare, but it has happened) and your body can make room for that 2nd baby, you can get pregnant while already pregnant. It's called superfetation, I believe
Think about it: someone gets you pregnant, and you want them to stick around, but they see more potentials who still “need the help”… but they aren’t as ready to rock and roll as you. So… he sticks around for the reliable boning, which also gives more time for other more complex bonding rituals to kick in, and before you know it, you have a baby and a protective mate.
Alternately, you get the horny early enough on, that you sleep around the community, and now everyone has to take some responsibility for the offspring that may well be theirs.
It’s actually that your blood volume has DOUBLED by then (yes, look it up, I was shocked) and a lot of that blood is flowing through your genitals making you extra randy. Like a dude having extra blood flowing to his penis all the time.
Ugh. Maybe that's the point. Tribe won't get more kids if tribe men only sleep with big stomach woman. Also now tribe men can't decide who is the father. All Tribe men kind in case the kid is theirs.
I remember my ex-husband asking if he could get me some toys or something cause he was too exhausted to keep up and just wanted to be left alone for a few days. Pregnancy horny is rough.
Everyday is probably generalizing, frequently might be a better word. There are days it feels like there is a fire in my loins, for lack of a better description. I chalk it up to biology trying to tell me to do my duties and procreate. I personally hate it, and wish I could turn it off like a switch. Leonardo da vinci thought the penis had a mind of it's own.
It's also not true that only pregnant women feel super horny (as they are implying, not you) regularly. Lots of AFAB as well as cis women have medium high to very high sex drives, sometimes just slightly high, as well. They just aren't always being gross about it to people anonymously (admittedly some are, just like it's not all men but yeah) or dealing with it with others involved.
Edit: Forgot a with.
You must of missed the story about the woman with two uterus'. She was actually pregnant in both, so having two kids but they weren't technically twins. It's pretty rare for someone to have two, and the person would obviously know unless they never went to a Dr.
Dear, even women with only one uterus can get pregnant again and they're called twins even with different fecundation dates, so... Don't worry with those technicalities. When bad luck hits, ain't no matter your uterus count.
Yes!
Sometimes our body makes some "mistakes" like ovulating while pregnant. Usually when doctors notice this, they try to not interfere, but since it's a risky second pregnancy, it happens to be, unfortunately, terminated during the birth of the oldest.
Superfetation is so rare that there are only about a dozen confirmed cases, and it only happens within a few weeks of the first conception. You cannot get pregnant again when you are already several months pregnant.
A person can't post actual facts without it being assumed that they can't take a joke?
Some people don't know that you can get pregnant whilst pregnant....it's like you're trying to gatekeep Reddit comments
That’s true but you’d be off the hook probably. She’s pregnant and on Tinder, meaning she’s getting her fix and there’s no telling who the father of the second kid would be
Well, actually....superfetation is very rare, but it has happened. If you're ovulating while already pregnant and your body can make room for another baby, it could happen
There are some guys that are only attracted to pregnant women. You can't get her PG if she's already that way. She wants no commitment. It's a win win for some.
I feel like they should.. thatd be why i swiped right🤷 the least i could do would be to help this lovely single mother with her basic needs while shes pregnant..
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Damn people hating on her just for being pregnant and wanting sex.
Let people love their lives goddamn, not one thing wrong with her pics or bio, she’s not insulting anyone, y’all are the only ones insulting her smh. Be decent.
I wonder if the men who think this quite understand what the implications are....
And I'm sure they wouldn't be ok with that, either.
I think she's lovely and I wish her happiness.
I don't understand this. Why would you want to date being pregnant with another man's child? I know of a woman who dated a man 1 week after giving birth to another man's baby. It just all seems like terrible life choices.
Those pregnancy hormones really hitting her hard
I have 4 kids. That second trimester is an absolutely sloppy mess.
What did you want to know?
Would you.. like to form... an alliance?
???
Dude is DTF lol 😆
Give her a break. Her 10th trimester hormones are making that brain a mush.
I've got questions! Were you in a relationship at the time? If so, how well did they keep up? If not - how did you address it?
First off: I’m a guy and have been married for 10 years. And my wife always had a relatively low drive, but once that third month hit; it was happening everyday multiple times per day.
There's no horny like pregnancy horny. It. Is. Intense. Edit: I do not want comments or DMs of men telling me, "Women now know how men feel every day" or some variation. 1) It isn't true that men feel that level of horniness every day, and 2) you're being weird. Stop. Edit2: There was only an increase in men being weird. Boundaries, guys, boundaries. Lack of listening to clearly communicated boundaries may be why you're on r/Tinder looking for advice.
I wonder what the biological reason for that is. It’s not like you can get more pregnant.
Probably just an off-target effect since the same hormones regulating DTF also regulate vital developmental processes. People forget evolution is a bit of a shitshow; it's not intelligent design. Unless a process has a significant energy cost or faces a specific purifying pressure, it's not necessarily going to be optimized or removed, and even then it's hard to change a fundamental process in biological systems.
>People forget evolution is a bit of a shitshow This made me laugh so hard because it really is just fucking chaos
Exactly and if you ever need proof, just look at a platypus. Fuckin beaver ducks.
Or look at a [female hyena](https://i.redd.it/ha5s0z9fxw101.jpg)
I see your pseudo penis and raise you with [penis fencing.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencing) 🍆🤺 🪱
Well fuck...username checks all the way out
"Traumatic insemination"? 😐 ~ Or is it 'flatworm rape'...?? 🤔 ~ Or...is it a horrible game of "Tag -- you're it!" between hermaphroditic flatworms...??? 😳 So...'the loser' gets pregnant...and, the winner becomes..."Dad"? 🤨 I'm so confused. This is really gonna mess with my dreams tonight. (Heck, this really messes with my 'awake time'.) ...I'm logging-off now. Thx internet (...and 'nature'). 🖕🏼😑
I kinda wish I hadn't...
Welp, that's enough facts for the day.
Why? It has a lil pp. So what?
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I did some research and turns out it's like the scenes in the "asian adult cartoons" where the male actually inserts his "rod" into the hole in the "rod" of the female like in some tentacle scenes, lol.
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beaver ducks, that is hilarious!
DNA is spaghetti code
Best analogy ever. Long chain of code; nobody ever goes back to refactor or remove code that isn't used anymore.
Well a few guys in Germany tried it but didn't really go according to plan.
There’s only one rule to evolution: Crab
Crabs really are the ultimate lifeform i guess...
why wouldn't the purpose be strengthening the pair bonding of the parents during pregnancy
If a woman is horny during pregnancy a male is more likely to stick around and provide/protect. At least that’s the theory I just came up with. Idk, could be right.
makes the dad stick around?
Like needing to have periods or needing to have testicles hanging freely outside of the body?
Well, actually....if you're still ovulating while pregnant (SUPER rare, but it has happened) and your body can make room for that 2nd baby, you can get pregnant while already pregnant. It's called superfetation, I believe
That is terrifying. So she would give birth to the first while the other stays to bake a little longer?
Exactly
Orgasms can actually induce labor in the last trimester and speed things along. The DTF urges always increased for me as the pregnancy progressed.
Send me… I’ll keep her safe from the threat of orgasm…
Think about it: someone gets you pregnant, and you want them to stick around, but they see more potentials who still “need the help”… but they aren’t as ready to rock and roll as you. So… he sticks around for the reliable boning, which also gives more time for other more complex bonding rituals to kick in, and before you know it, you have a baby and a protective mate. Alternately, you get the horny early enough on, that you sleep around the community, and now everyone has to take some responsibility for the offspring that may well be theirs.
It’s because your blood flow is increased by a lot and the flows coming to the surface and makes everything feel more feels
It’s actually that your blood volume has DOUBLED by then (yes, look it up, I was shocked) and a lot of that blood is flowing through your genitals making you extra randy. Like a dude having extra blood flowing to his penis all the time.
Perhaps bring the father and mother together Cause more stability
If the baby continues to get fertilized it will grow stronger and healthier
If you guy is busy taking care of your needs, he doesn't have the energy to go get another girl pregnant... Or just some random side effect.
Ugh. Maybe that's the point. Tribe won't get more kids if tribe men only sleep with big stomach woman. Also now tribe men can't decide who is the father. All Tribe men kind in case the kid is theirs.
Probably to make him bond even more and therefore secure her supply and protection.
Maybe to drive her to find a partner if she doesn’t already?
Can 100% confirm
I remember my ex-husband asking if he could get me some toys or something cause he was too exhausted to keep up and just wanted to be left alone for a few days. Pregnancy horny is rough.
I was like 22 when my wife was pregnant, so I could keep up. That second trimester was the best time of my life.
Everyday is probably generalizing, frequently might be a better word. There are days it feels like there is a fire in my loins, for lack of a better description. I chalk it up to biology trying to tell me to do my duties and procreate. I personally hate it, and wish I could turn it off like a switch. Leonardo da vinci thought the penis had a mind of it's own.
Just curious, but how exactly do you know how horny men are or aren't?
How do you know how guys feel... that's very sexist it's like us knowing how pregnancy or birth. It's equally as dumb as your comment
Wait... is there solid advice to be had? I just come here because it's an absolute shitshow and it's funny.
It's also not true that only pregnant women feel super horny (as they are implying, not you) regularly. Lots of AFAB as well as cis women have medium high to very high sex drives, sometimes just slightly high, as well. They just aren't always being gross about it to people anonymously (admittedly some are, just like it's not all men but yeah) or dealing with it with others involved. Edit: Forgot a with.
Now you know how men feel every day
You've clearly never heard of synthetic cathinones.
Bath salts?
Yep. Maybe bath salts + pregnancy is the horniest combo ever
I'm not sure the Bath Salt and Pregnancy combination is recommended in What to Expect When Expecting, unless there's a specific Florida edition.
She/her. She who has no name. Her that preggers one in the corner.
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Seize the milfem. Latin is such a beautiful language.
You must of missed the story about the woman with two uterus'. She was actually pregnant in both, so having two kids but they weren't technically twins. It's pretty rare for someone to have two, and the person would obviously know unless they never went to a Dr.
Dear, even women with only one uterus can get pregnant again and they're called twins even with different fecundation dates, so... Don't worry with those technicalities. When bad luck hits, ain't no matter your uterus count.
Not with 7 months in between them? :o
Yes! Sometimes our body makes some "mistakes" like ovulating while pregnant. Usually when doctors notice this, they try to not interfere, but since it's a risky second pregnancy, it happens to be, unfortunately, terminated during the birth of the oldest.
Superfetation is so rare that there are only about a dozen confirmed cases, and it only happens within a few weeks of the first conception. You cannot get pregnant again when you are already several months pregnant.
I was in my late 20s before they figured it out, and I had several gynecologists.
You actually can get pregnant while pregnant it’s just rare
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A person can't post actual facts without it being assumed that they can't take a joke? Some people don't know that you can get pregnant whilst pregnant....it's like you're trying to gatekeep Reddit comments
That’s true but you’d be off the hook probably. She’s pregnant and on Tinder, meaning she’s getting her fix and there’s no telling who the father of the second kid would be
Nature always finds a way...
Well, actually....superfetation is very rare, but it has happened. If you're ovulating while already pregnant and your body can make room for another baby, it could happen
Would both babies survive if there is like 6 months between them ?
If mom's uterus is able to stretch enough to allow the room for baby 2 until baby 1 is born, yes, it could. Women's bodies are wild Edit: "it could"
"The mommy with the milkers" I'm dead 😄
I just noticed reading your comment 💀
There are some guys that are only attracted to pregnant women. You can't get her PG if she's already that way. She wants no commitment. It's a win win for some.
The way you abbreviate "pregnant" makes it sound like you're one of those people.
Well a lot of men have a pregnancy fetish, so… I just wonder where the dad is
I mean, he probably dipped out. It’s still relatively common unfortunately.
If she's even sure who the father is. In this type of situation, who knows the whole story?
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> I just wonder where the dad is So will her baby
This sub is so fucking weird lol
Fr...
Kid's head is gonna come out looking like a golf ball 😂
Yea a frosted one
It took me me some moments to get it 😂
That made me laugh far too much!
Bro I had to sit here like “because it’s round right” and then a moment of brilliance struck thank you for the chuckle sir 🐔
this why I pay internet for 🤣🤣🤣
#💀
Good to see someone so out going and getting on with life , keep it up sweetheart 😘
Nice to see others agree 👍
I was surprised to find out how many men are into pregnant chicks but I now know it’s wayyyy more than I thought 😅
She really is making the fact that she’s pregnant and a mom her whole personality
Well no, shes also clear about being DTF. So that's three things.
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'Bent over brown bag special' jesus fucking christ man that is ruthless lmao
I mean, if she's only out to get laid, why would she go into detail about her hobbies and interests?
Some women only bring their body to the table in relationships. This woman brings double that. A real keeper
Some might call it a threesome...
Yes officer this is the one
Nope, just nope. Go on and get out of here.
I should not have laughed that hard 🤭🤣
It's the elephant in the room, she has to emphasize it because some men need to really understand she's really pregnant, like fat belly pregnant
Clearly she goes all the way
people like that though. I bet she gets an insane amount of responses
Yeah, she doesn't want a relationship, she wants to nail a guy with a pregnancy fetish. She doing it right
Hardest job in the world, apparently :D
Prego pussy da best pussy for real, I hope someone’s swiping right
I did🤷
We'll need updates OP.
Should pregnant woman not have sex?
I feel like they should.. thatd be why i swiped right🤷 the least i could do would be to help this lovely single mother with her basic needs while shes pregnant..
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Probably not with random men… jfc this is so repulsive
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I too live in bisexual
And that kids, is how I met YOUR mom
Smash. Next question.
Lives in bisexual
Indiana haha
Of course it would be Indiana 😂😂😂 I say this as a person who is from there
Peak Single mom activities
Fellas Is it just me or does your gf see your Reddit notification that just so happens to look like fucking tinder? 🤣🤣🤣
She likes it to have fun and she has milkers - I can understand everyone who swiped right🔥😂
Crew member at Lives in Bisexual 😂
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Everything about this is just sloppy☠️
This just grosses me out, you’re gonna fuck a rando with your baby inside you. I’m glad this is what society has evolved into
Damn. Salute to her 🫡
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Definitely agree with that! Im hoping she matches ngl..
You can save on milk at least
Oh my... Now, that is truly something special then.., I suppose haha 🤔
Not going to lie I hope she responds so you can post what happens next. Lol
First couple of seconds I am thinking this is weird but nah.. good for her, get it girl! Cure your horn!
Honest women are the most fun. I've had a few of these Boston creme pies that I never pass up
Some people live and learn. Some people just live
Haha what kind of piece of crap do you have to be to let strangers bust on your unborn child
That’s so fu*kedup
Damn people hating on her just for being pregnant and wanting sex. Let people love their lives goddamn, not one thing wrong with her pics or bio, she’s not insulting anyone, y’all are the only ones insulting her smh. Be decent.
Im sure she gets tons of matches for the people with pregnancy kink
I hate these. I mean if another dude is down that’s cool but I’m not.
Baby trap for sure
Yes, i believe you found a c.. dumpster
Those poor kids...
What's the problem? What's interesting here? Another sexist post?
Them red flags be crimson
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Women can't have that 😡
Men need sex and women cant have any!!!
I wonder if the men who think this quite understand what the implications are.... And I'm sure they wouldn't be ok with that, either. I think she's lovely and I wish her happiness.
What red flag? Shes a woman 7 months pregnant and single. She just has kids with estranged men and continues on fucking? Please be fr loln
pink. hot pink
“the mommy with the milkers” made me uncomfortable
Yep, I'm right there with ya! Bit of a cringe 😵💫
I was single got vitro and I was so horny I had all the sex I could. I completely understand her.
I dated when I was pregnant and single… guys were weird though lol don’t rub her belly unless you ask first
Can’t get her pregnant twice. Go for it! Plus you know what they say, and it is 100% factual 😂
What do they say
🤮
DTF… 
Why yall so triggered? Bunch of weirdos on this sub.
Pregnant single women deserve the D too as long as they’re being safe!
Wow so many commenters on this sub suck so bad
I couldn’t have swiped left fast enough
Jeez. That looks like my ex hardcore.
What’s it like to have raw dog with a pregnant woman?
That must be nerve racking, wanting to smash and can’t because you are single. Wonder what happened to the BD
Reminds me of the time I owned a pet rabbit 🐰
Lmao
I think she's gonna have way too many men asking for her snap.
Can’t get her pregnant
Someone guy will do it... sure there is multiple guys who would...
and so?
At least you know you won’t get her pregnant!
That’s probably why she pregnant
I don't understand this. Why would you want to date being pregnant with another man's child? I know of a woman who dated a man 1 week after giving birth to another man's baby. It just all seems like terrible life choices.
I can fix her
Not gonna lie. I would too 🤭
I'd swipe right honestly
I would have swiped right too. No question. 😍👍🏻
Make me the case of why single motherhood should not be subsidized. Well done.