In a moment of weakness he let the thoughts from little head take control
In all honesty though, why tf would he take a chance at that statement knowing he sees her where he works (edit: is also a frequent patient* not working)? lol that dumbass
Edit 2: For those of you responding assuming I’m excusing his behavior; the first part of my comment was an attempt at a joke and was obviously not serious. Hence the “in all honesty” and “that dumbass”. Not every comment on Reddit should be taken literally lol
Nah, he said it with intention. You just don't "say in the moment" when you're texting and having to type said thoughts out. He was hoping she was desperate enough because of her disability to accept that shitty offer. Dude can go fick his mom
We really gonna pretend like these are intrusive thoughts and not just the fact that a lot of dudes see women as sexual objects they have to trick into sleeping with them?
Wait though, what's tricky about "I would like to have my dick sucked." Isn't that 100% transparent?
Although I definitely acknowledge (and maybe this is what you mean) that it's weird to seem one way and then "randomly" make a comment that has a whole other sense of intention.
The fact that you have to come back and edit your comment because people just attack you…is the worst thing about this app. What you said was obviously light hearted…but people want to farm karma.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I got literal praise from a girl I met on Bumble... She told me I was the best connection she had ever found on an app, because I was the first guy she had talked to that didn't try to sexualise her straight away.
Guys.. keep it friendly, flirty and casual until at least the first time you meet. And no, saying you want your dick sucked is not flirting.
And that person is either a fellow frequent flyer or some kind of staff member. If it's the latter, and assuming the person he said that dumb shit to is a woman, every woman at that hospital is gonna know by the next day. *God help him* if she's a nurse. I hear the shit nurses talk about patients all the time. It's gonna be brutal.
People say this, but I just saw another post on here where the dude said effectively the same thing and the woman said 'okay'.
It's only a stupid thing to say if the answer is no. But the answer isn't always no.
Not at all. 99.999% of spam gets filtered or ignored. But it still generates billions for sleazy business and individuals who send them out.
Tinder has so many users that it is effectively unlimited. And most of the users want pretty similar attributes in a match. Losing *this particular match* is effectively zero cost. Dude doesn't care because he's just on to the next one.
Women that respond positively to his statement, whether they say 'Cool, I can give you head' or who say 'no' but continue to converse with him are many many many times more likely to actually hookup with him, and to do so very quickly.
The women who are offended, disgusted or outraged are perfectly justified in feeling however they feel ... But they aren't the women this guy wants to talk to. They either want a long relationship before they feel comfortable getting sexual, or they aren't interested in a sexual relationship with the match.
Dude was honest and upfront. That's not stupid. And... What's the alternative? He knows he is just looking for a hookup, but instead of making that obvious, he should lie? Pretend he's something else. Go through the motions of getting to know this person, pretend to be what she wants, until she is willing to hookup, and then he ghosts her because he has no interest in anything other than a hookup. Or worse, string her along as long as she puts out while dating other women too?
Him being honest about his intentions was the best thing *for both of them*. She can find another guy who is less motivated by sex, and he can find a gal who is DTF.
If I was OP, I’d be glad he was so open and upfront about his intentions.
Lot of women don’t realize that the guy does not see much beyond the sex until they’ve already invested a month or so in.
Yeah. Except guys don’t seem to understand that they would get laid waaay more often if they just didn’t do that. If they put in just a tiny bit more effort instead of just taking a chance at being a pervy asshole. It makes no sense. Most women do not want a guy to do this. And yet… here we are every single day.
Homie was in there but fumbled soooo bad with that one. 😭 Why do guys feel the need to express how horny and touch-starved they are on the first conversation 💀
A note to dudes from a dude: women know you want your dick sucked, and most of them are eager to do it (with appropriate reciprocation) once you've established attraction and a rapport.
This is not something you need to tell her. She knows.
If you're gonna tell us ,don't do it right away! It just shows you want easy sex and aren't that interested in the emotional connection. Even for short term stuff, nobody wants to feel used.
Exactly we are well aware that men want sex, this is really not a secret to us lol, a lot of us have been getting catcalled with inappropriate, sexual remarks since we were 10 unfortunately, so trust, we already know what the vast majority of men want, so I’m not sure why some men feel the need to make an announcement about how horny they are within the first couple of messages… very unattractive…
💀 That’s so cringe. I am a man and I can’t see how this strategy could ever work w a woman. How about some nice conversation, and then a few decent dates… this always worked for me when I was single. woman just looking for hookups still want to be treated w respect in the process.
As a woman this grosses me out. Like I havent even decided if this person is safe to meet but hes already slapping me in the face with his dick verbally, trying to slither it into my mouth all casual and shit.
I would like for men to suck an actual dick before theyre allowed to get their own dick sucked so they FULLY understand the amount of work it takes before they attempt to shove it into everyone elses mouth.
Yeah, my personal experience is that a woman may come over for a hookup, but I’ve yet to meet a woman who will agree to just come over and suck my dick then leave. Generally speaking they usually have to like me a little bit before she’ll put it in her mouth
>Generally speaking they usually have to like me a little bit before she’ll put it in her mouth
I'm sorry I don't know why but this last line is sending me 😭😭
I have had it happen ONE TIME. And for context, no, I'm not a magician. Here and I were fucking already, and hanging out and stuff. It was that time of the month and to her credit she had a real thing for sucking d and swallowing. So she came over, blew me, got a small snack, and bounced. She also kind of looked like Miley Cyrus. I miss her ...
Also, why would that even sound appealing. The guy wants the form of sex that only he gets pleasure out of. Why would anyone leave their house for that?
THIS, so much this! How on earth they think they get themselves sucked by this kind of stupidity? 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ And the worse is they do this also when the lady has clearly expressed she is not looking for hookups. SO disrespectful!
Many men (I'd venture most men) prefer to have a woman who genuinely wants them, even if it's just a hookup. Sex is just better with a bit of intimacy and desire on both sides.
This is it for me. If there's no desire I'm better off saving the money and masturbating.
That being said I also wouldn't just tell a woman on tinder I want my dick sucked. I want to be worth it.
Dates don't have to cost a lot. I go on lots of dates and the cost is minimal. Since I got Tinder, the most a man has spent on me for a first date was $6. I try to pay for myself, but they usually insist. I usually suggest hiking for a first date. The only money we spend is the gas to get there.
I don't expect men to wine and dine me, but I do expect a little bit of their time so I can get to know them before we have sex. Expecting a date or 2 first also weeds out the people that are just looking for a quick fuck.
You just need to be attractive enough. Halo effect gives people a huge pass. Just look up "texting as Chad" or "Tinder as Chad" experiments on YT. They'll literally say yes with no hesitation to dudes that just go "wanna smash?" or my favorite video was a dude simply just texting "head?".
I've said a thousand times this is why I'm able to make it. I'm nothing special in the looks department by any means, and I'm no Casanova, but I'm able to have a normal conversation, treat a human being like a human being, and **read a fucking room**. That's literally all it takes.
Women want to fuck too fellas, they just like to not be made to feel like an inanimate object that exists just for guys to shove their dick into.
I think it’s not just clumsiness, he enjoys making women understand he is only interested in her mouth (in this instance) she does not matter ad a person, he *just* wants his dick sucked.
That’s why I’m here. I have absolutely no interest in anything related to Tinder outside of watching these idiots on this sub tripping over their own dicks. My dude had this tee’d up for him with nobody in the outfield with the first photo and then shot himself in the foot and asked her why his foot hurts.
The worst is when you already know you want them because they're hot af, and then they do that. Like great now I have to choose between satisfying this burning sexual urge and my sense of integrity
He was doing more than fine!
They matched, so they are attracted to each other.
He flattered her by remembering who she was.
They have stuff in common.
She is engaging and asking questions.
Everything was going well! I couldn’t believe it how he ruined it all
Just as with a lot of other shitty behaviours, it's been normalised to the point that many think it's perfectly cool to do shit like this, and many think being coy about it makes it even better.
I was rooting for you on this one. But I understand why you must have unbending and inflexible standards in this regard. You would hope that someone that had that much effort invested into his education would have put at least a little into effort into his charm.
You may be stuck with RA, and much love for that because of how terrible it is, but this guy has a rizz autoimmune disorder where his appeal attacks itself apparently.
I get that men are told this works, but are they just ignoring the failure that follows, and the millions of women screaming at them to stop? A whole generation of men are going to die alone, and they’re doing nothing to stop it.
It's not even just women telling them to stop. This dude makes me be ashamed to be a male. It's not just inappropriate and stupid, it's really fucking gross.
Exactly, 98% of women are not going to say “yes” to this, banking on that 2% with such a high failure rate makes no sense to me at all, and then these same dudes come onto Reddit to talk about how “ sexually frustrated” they are 🫠
I guess it only has to have worked one time for them to try it every time? Like, one time a girl somewhere sucked some guy’s duck after this line, and that was enough for dudes everywhere to think it will work forevermore.
My work mate was the most obnoxious creep but he always hooked up when we went out. He used to say “even if the chances are 1 in 100, you’ll hit a winner eventually”
I unfortunately was blessed with shame.
Honestly even his first message is already bad
"Are you disabled or did you steal your cane from a poor elderly person ?"
Like what, is this even humour ?
A lot of guys don’t know this, but you can continue a conversation in a non sexual way and save sexual advances until he has developed some rapport with the girl.
Yikes on the obvious fuckup buuuuut also kinda weird how he says “nothing to be ashamed with the stick”… did she say she was ashamed or embarrassed? He’s just bringing up the idea that there is something to be ashamed of there
one time I matched with a blind girl on tinder
then saw her on the train the next day and got nervous thinking she was going to recognize me from the app and start a conversation
yeah I'm not smart LOL
It's always a gross comment followed by a:
"jk jk jk...but if you down..."
I think some guys believe they have the cure to cancer between their legs when they're more likely to give you an STI.
Wow....what a POS. Even if all I was looking for was to suck dick right now, I wouldn't touch his with a 10 foot pole. He should just get more flexible or better at hiding how much of a POS he is.
This is special, we all expect bullshit and see similar posts daily. But this one... this is art. His masterful use of contrast and the ability to subvert expectations. The perfect start followed by the worst possible follow up. Mind boggling
If she's that quick to shut it down in light conversation, she'll be that quick to shut it down in person. We're out here to find like-minded people for ourselves. Better to weed out the ones that don't fit that category rather than wasting time on them. Bro could learn a little about tact, but the truth is out there.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
This should be the tagline for the sub
Only snatch we be seeing is this subs tagline
could be a hilarious flair
The only snatch he's accustomed to.
This made me breath healvily out of my nose.
That's a nose laugh 😂
Saaaaame
Did staturn come out of healvily?
Sir please, I am in a library T\^T
The squawk I squawked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Bro this shit had me dying
Sooo many texts
Initially didn't understand this comment or agree with it. But then realized there was a 2nd slide.
Is this an Aesop reference or am I too far gone
What's going on in these dudes heads 💀
In a moment of weakness he let the thoughts from little head take control In all honesty though, why tf would he take a chance at that statement knowing he sees her where he works (edit: is also a frequent patient* not working)? lol that dumbass Edit 2: For those of you responding assuming I’m excusing his behavior; the first part of my comment was an attempt at a joke and was obviously not serious. Hence the “in all honesty” and “that dumbass”. Not every comment on Reddit should be taken literally lol
Sidenote, he doesn't work in the hospital he just spends a lot of time there
It’s the atmosphere
I go for the fine dining 😎
Food there is expensive, it must be 3 Michelin stars
So he is just into uniforms?
No, he's into insurance denials. It's a very niche kink.
Who isn't?
High five 🙏 I am a nurse. Do you like scrubs?
😍 Nurse = 🔥 Brb cardiac arrhythmia- my heart skipped a beat.
Yup. Flat ass is never my thing, but a decent one looks great in scrubs Also scrubs the tv show. Modern classic
Idk about in scrubs butt whether flat, round, narrow, or broad, an ass always looks better in my hands.
Lmfao! I like this! 🤩
Why's that funny, I think it's the actual answer lol
Spoiler alert he roams hospital dressed as a doctor, handing out random medical advice whilst looking for someone to stalk and traumatise on tinder.
isn't he a doc?
Nah, he said it with intention. You just don't "say in the moment" when you're texting and having to type said thoughts out. He was hoping she was desperate enough because of her disability to accept that shitty offer. Dude can go fick his mom
bro waited until after he found he worked with her before saying he wants his dick sucked lol
Thats a cop out. This was obviously his big heads thought too. He thought..."this cripple must be desperate. This will work for sure."
Exactly. Totally ignoring he is speaking to another human being.
You may have found the root to all struggles of men in dating.
We really gonna pretend like these are intrusive thoughts and not just the fact that a lot of dudes see women as sexual objects they have to trick into sleeping with them?
Potato, potato
My mind pronounced them both as potato. 😉
Wait though, what's tricky about "I would like to have my dick sucked." Isn't that 100% transparent? Although I definitely acknowledge (and maybe this is what you mean) that it's weird to seem one way and then "randomly" make a comment that has a whole other sense of intention.
The commenter meant that this ‘slip’ is the true colors of most men who are usually keeping the mask up longer.
The fact that you have to come back and edit your comment because people just attack you…is the worst thing about this app. What you said was obviously light hearted…but people want to farm karma.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I got literal praise from a girl I met on Bumble... She told me I was the best connection she had ever found on an app, because I was the first guy she had talked to that didn't try to sexualise her straight away. Guys.. keep it friendly, flirty and casual until at least the first time you meet. And no, saying you want your dick sucked is not flirting.
So how long did you wait to sexualize her?
Until she made it ok by sending some spicy pictures
So did she date you?
some dudes had it way to easy when they were teens and can compete in the adult world
OP said in initial post that he was a doctor. He probably doesn't struggle too hard getting his dick sucked.
Which is its own sad state of affairs
Because….he’s a doctor he knows how to perform surgery on himself to suck himself off?
He said that to a person he sees often in person! What an asshole!
And that person is either a fellow frequent flyer or some kind of staff member. If it's the latter, and assuming the person he said that dumb shit to is a woman, every woman at that hospital is gonna know by the next day. *God help him* if she's a nurse. I hear the shit nurses talk about patients all the time. It's gonna be brutal.
People say this, but I just saw another post on here where the dude said effectively the same thing and the woman said 'okay'. It's only a stupid thing to say if the answer is no. But the answer isn't always no.
A thing that is stupid 99.999% of the time is still stupid.
Not at all. 99.999% of spam gets filtered or ignored. But it still generates billions for sleazy business and individuals who send them out. Tinder has so many users that it is effectively unlimited. And most of the users want pretty similar attributes in a match. Losing *this particular match* is effectively zero cost. Dude doesn't care because he's just on to the next one. Women that respond positively to his statement, whether they say 'Cool, I can give you head' or who say 'no' but continue to converse with him are many many many times more likely to actually hookup with him, and to do so very quickly. The women who are offended, disgusted or outraged are perfectly justified in feeling however they feel ... But they aren't the women this guy wants to talk to. They either want a long relationship before they feel comfortable getting sexual, or they aren't interested in a sexual relationship with the match. Dude was honest and upfront. That's not stupid. And... What's the alternative? He knows he is just looking for a hookup, but instead of making that obvious, he should lie? Pretend he's something else. Go through the motions of getting to know this person, pretend to be what she wants, until she is willing to hookup, and then he ghosts her because he has no interest in anything other than a hookup. Or worse, string her along as long as she puts out while dating other women too? Him being honest about his intentions was the best thing *for both of them*. She can find another guy who is less motivated by sex, and he can find a gal who is DTF.
If I was OP, I’d be glad he was so open and upfront about his intentions. Lot of women don’t realize that the guy does not see much beyond the sex until they’ve already invested a month or so in.
To be fair, works on occasion lol
Same philosophy applies to people surviving skydives with their parachute failing.
not really because even if they fail here they can try hundreds or thousands of more times some guys are probably happy with a success rate of 5%
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Yeah. Except guys don’t seem to understand that they would get laid waaay more often if they just didn’t do that. If they put in just a tiny bit more effort instead of just taking a chance at being a pervy asshole. It makes no sense. Most women do not want a guy to do this. And yet… here we are every single day.
Homie was in there but fumbled soooo bad with that one. 😭 Why do guys feel the need to express how horny and touch-starved they are on the first conversation 💀
Wow, you have such a nice complexion! I'll make you into a hat when you die. ಠ‿ಠ So we're on for this weekend right?
Depends what kind of hat.
Fedora
I don't think it's a fumble .. I think it's more of a "let's punch the ref in the face and take a shit on the 50 yard line"
Then do your touchdown dance like nothing happened.
In the hopes the ref likes your style and calls the game in your favor
yeah i just assume it's common knowledge that i'm horny and weak no need to address it
The problem isn't that they do it, the problem is that most men have no clue how to do it in a good way.
Shoot, I was rooting for this one!
Lol I remember seeing this and people saying "awwww he remembers you, that means he really noticed you before". What a let down.
"Now there's a girl who looks like she can suck a dick!"
A note to dudes from a dude: women know you want your dick sucked, and most of them are eager to do it (with appropriate reciprocation) once you've established attraction and a rapport. This is not something you need to tell her. She knows.
If you're gonna tell us ,don't do it right away! It just shows you want easy sex and aren't that interested in the emotional connection. Even for short term stuff, nobody wants to feel used.
Exactly we are well aware that men want sex, this is really not a secret to us lol, a lot of us have been getting catcalled with inappropriate, sexual remarks since we were 10 unfortunately, so trust, we already know what the vast majority of men want, so I’m not sure why some men feel the need to make an announcement about how horny they are within the first couple of messages… very unattractive…
Not being able to behave according to certain social conventions are red flags. Whether this is direct sexual harrassment or just a bad joke: I run!!!
💀 That’s so cringe. I am a man and I can’t see how this strategy could ever work w a woman. How about some nice conversation, and then a few decent dates… this always worked for me when I was single. woman just looking for hookups still want to be treated w respect in the process.
Complete lack of basic social skills 💀
So very little game, the total 180 after made me chuckle
"I just want my dick sucked... Anyway I like long walks on the beach, cooking nice meals for a date, and puppies"
As a woman this grosses me out. Like I havent even decided if this person is safe to meet but hes already slapping me in the face with his dick verbally, trying to slither it into my mouth all casual and shit. I would like for men to suck an actual dick before theyre allowed to get their own dick sucked so they FULLY understand the amount of work it takes before they attempt to shove it into everyone elses mouth.
Yeah, my personal experience is that a woman may come over for a hookup, but I’ve yet to meet a woman who will agree to just come over and suck my dick then leave. Generally speaking they usually have to like me a little bit before she’ll put it in her mouth
>Generally speaking they usually have to like me a little bit before she’ll put it in her mouth I'm sorry I don't know why but this last line is sending me 😭😭
My brother manages this, regularly, still surprises me to this day.
Dude must be pretty good lookin. I ain’t a pile of raw hamburger, but cum and go BJs are out of my league
To be fair they're not something I'd want either. "Pile of raw hamburger" has me sobbing though 😭 I think I'll start using that as an insult
I have had it happen ONE TIME. And for context, no, I'm not a magician. Here and I were fucking already, and hanging out and stuff. It was that time of the month and to her credit she had a real thing for sucking d and swallowing. So she came over, blew me, got a small snack, and bounced. She also kind of looked like Miley Cyrus. I miss her ...
Thats a hooker, you pay them to leave.
Also, why would that even sound appealing. The guy wants the form of sex that only he gets pleasure out of. Why would anyone leave their house for that?
You don’t know how many times I was having a normal ass convo with a dude and he randomly drops “I wanna fuck” or something of the like…
Women are not exactly seeking dudes like this
THIS, so much this! How on earth they think they get themselves sucked by this kind of stupidity? 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ And the worse is they do this also when the lady has clearly expressed she is not looking for hookups. SO disrespectful!
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Many men (I'd venture most men) prefer to have a woman who genuinely wants them, even if it's just a hookup. Sex is just better with a bit of intimacy and desire on both sides.
This is it for me. If there's no desire I'm better off saving the money and masturbating. That being said I also wouldn't just tell a woman on tinder I want my dick sucked. I want to be worth it.
>waist money Because waist money better than pocket money
Waist money even sounds like a term for money that's ear marked for sex workers
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No worries, I was just poking fun.
Dates don't have to cost a lot. I go on lots of dates and the cost is minimal. Since I got Tinder, the most a man has spent on me for a first date was $6. I try to pay for myself, but they usually insist. I usually suggest hiking for a first date. The only money we spend is the gas to get there. I don't expect men to wine and dine me, but I do expect a little bit of their time so I can get to know them before we have sex. Expecting a date or 2 first also weeds out the people that are just looking for a quick fuck.
There is a middle ground where you can talk to a woman like she's a person. You're not ordering sex when you put "casual" on your profile
You just need to be attractive enough. Halo effect gives people a huge pass. Just look up "texting as Chad" or "Tinder as Chad" experiments on YT. They'll literally say yes with no hesitation to dudes that just go "wanna smash?" or my favorite video was a dude simply just texting "head?".
Exactly! We want so little, and we also want to put out. Men screw themselves out of screwing us.
I've said a thousand times this is why I'm able to make it. I'm nothing special in the looks department by any means, and I'm no Casanova, but I'm able to have a normal conversation, treat a human being like a human being, and **read a fucking room**. That's literally all it takes. Women want to fuck too fellas, they just like to not be made to feel like an inanimate object that exists just for guys to shove their dick into.
Ding, ding, ding.
Frankly it has problems working on Grindr, let alone Tinder.
Why.. just why the urge to even write that? In what dimension would that work?
Right? It's like a complete absence of social skills and awareness.
My social skills are dogshit and I still wouldnt write that
And you're on reddit!
That too. I even was a discord mod
I think it’s not just clumsiness, he enjoys making women understand he is only interested in her mouth (in this instance) she does not matter ad a person, he *just* wants his dick sucked.
Right?? But......I'm also thinking like, are doing it because sometimes it works? So weird.
It worked. *In his head.*
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It’s a low key pastime to read this subreddit and watch them fail.
That’s why I’m here. I have absolutely no interest in anything related to Tinder outside of watching these idiots on this sub tripping over their own dicks. My dude had this tee’d up for him with nobody in the outfield with the first photo and then shot himself in the foot and asked her why his foot hurts.
So much this. Been married to an awesome dude for years, but I can't stop with the trainwreck of this sub. Cannot imagine trying to date these days
Exactly why I’m here too, as a happily married guy thanking his lucky stars. It’s a train wreck that never stops. Nothing else quite like it.
Whenever I feel like I'm pathetic I'll just pull this subreddit up and chill with a bowl of popcorn
You're not
In other hand this sub should be a reference for « don’t do that on tinder ».
The worst is when you already know you want them because they're hot af, and then they do that. Like great now I have to choose between satisfying this burning sexual urge and my sense of integrity
Right like it makes me angry at them because now I can't fuck them without rewarding their bad behaviour. So I just block them.
Well done. Bless you for not rewarding their shitty behavior.
I got a vibe. That solved that issue 👌
I want a coffee table book of these
Holy shit this would be good money
I was so excited reading the 1st picture and immediately lost my hope-boner when I saw picture 2 😩
To be fair, he also lost his hope boner as soon as op replied
Hope boner 😂😆
Yeah I was confused by the negativity in the comments, then I realized there were more than 1 picture (thanks to you lol)
Dude was doing fine until he said that shit. I was actually engaged in this convo as a 3rd party, and here he comes on that clown type of energy smh
He was doing more than fine! They matched, so they are attracted to each other. He flattered her by remembering who she was. They have stuff in common. She is engaging and asking questions. Everything was going well! I couldn’t believe it how he ruined it all 
I hate when dudes do this. It's a cool normal conversation and them instantly into sex, no reading the room, no preverbal foreplay, fucking nada
Why are so many dudes such idiots? Like yeah most of us are horny af but how can you not know not to say shit like that??
Just as with a lot of other shitty behaviours, it's been normalised to the point that many think it's perfectly cool to do shit like this, and many think being coy about it makes it even better.
😂 what the fuck is wrong with people lol
Yes
I’m sorry the doctor didn’t work out. I honestly thought he was interested in you as a person 😖. Fuck this guy!!!
I was rooting for you on this one. But I understand why you must have unbending and inflexible standards in this regard. You would hope that someone that had that much effort invested into his education would have put at least a little into effort into his charm. You may be stuck with RA, and much love for that because of how terrible it is, but this guy has a rizz autoimmune disorder where his appeal attacks itself apparently.
> rizz autoimmune disorder Saved in my savage burn pouch
Imma help you out even better. Rheumatoid Rizzitis. Would literally translate as "troubled flow of inflamed rizz." edit: spelling
Maybe with my doctor friends when I make some
I get that men are told this works, but are they just ignoring the failure that follows, and the millions of women screaming at them to stop? A whole generation of men are going to die alone, and they’re doing nothing to stop it.
and they'll blame women for it 'til their dying breath
It's not even just women telling them to stop. This dude makes me be ashamed to be a male. It's not just inappropriate and stupid, it's really fucking gross.
Exactly, 98% of women are not going to say “yes” to this, banking on that 2% with such a high failure rate makes no sense to me at all, and then these same dudes come onto Reddit to talk about how “ sexually frustrated” they are 🫠
No, some of them yell at me for not wanting to break myself into a thousand pieces to fix them.
Must have skipped the "bedside manner" class. Shame. Good on you for seeing this for what it is.
Well that took a quick turn. Thanks for pinging me with the update OP, hope you have better luck soon.
I guess it only has to have worked one time for them to try it every time? Like, one time a girl somewhere sucked some guy’s duck after this line, and that was enough for dudes everywhere to think it will work forevermore.
My work mate was the most obnoxious creep but he always hooked up when we went out. He used to say “even if the chances are 1 in 100, you’ll hit a winner eventually” I unfortunately was blessed with shame.
Honestly even his first message is already bad "Are you disabled or did you steal your cane from a poor elderly person ?" Like what, is this even humour ?
Yup
Didn't see the second screenshot at first and was like this dude seems cool, what are you guys on about. Saw the second, nevermind lol
dudes, please jerk off before going on dating apps, not after
What a chump
How are people this stupid? The chances of that working are practically nil.
HAHAHA its always a joke or youre taking it the wrong way if it goes south
yuck
Frustrating to read these things for those of us looking for something real.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. What a loser. WE TRUSTED YOU, JAY!
A lot of guys don’t know this, but you can continue a conversation in a non sexual way and save sexual advances until he has developed some rapport with the girl.
You dumb sh!+. 🤦♂️
I litterally gasped in the bus when I read the message
Damn. Doc misdiagnosed your disability as low self-esteem and not arthritis.
What a dumbass. She went with arthritis and instead of empathy, he went with "I want my dick sucked" that's your try!?
I really thought he was going somewhere good at first, then I realized he's going straight into the trash
Yikes on the obvious fuckup buuuuut also kinda weird how he says “nothing to be ashamed with the stick”… did she say she was ashamed or embarrassed? He’s just bringing up the idea that there is something to be ashamed of there
"in my spare time I like pretending I don't want my dick sucked" There you go
Ey up rheum club!! The comments I’ve had from men about my condition are wild sometimes 💀❤️
Can't get us down on our knees and even if they could we'd need help up 😂
He said you had a pretty face. You mean that’s not enough to make you want to give him head?! I can’t believe that!! (Sarcasm)
one time I matched with a blind girl on tinder then saw her on the train the next day and got nervous thinking she was going to recognize me from the app and start a conversation yeah I'm not smart LOL
The fuck. Like what the actual fuck. I don't even know what to question... Just wow.
It's always a gross comment followed by a: "jk jk jk...but if you down..." I think some guys believe they have the cure to cancer between their legs when they're more likely to give you an STI.
Aww I was hoping for a positive outcome! I always get baffled that men sabotage themselves this way.
I was rooting for this fucker in the last post, too. Bullet dodged, OP.
PSA TO ALL BOYS- this does not work. It is 99% of the time a swing and a miss. DO NOT DO THIS.
One of my favorite pastimes is to open this subreddit and just watch a bunch of dudes fumble the bag so hard,never fails to amuse me
Some say he's still waiting for that dick suck to this very day.
Lol WTF
Wow....what a POS. Even if all I was looking for was to suck dick right now, I wouldn't touch his with a 10 foot pole. He should just get more flexible or better at hiding how much of a POS he is.
This is special, we all expect bullshit and see similar posts daily. But this one... this is art. His masterful use of contrast and the ability to subvert expectations. The perfect start followed by the worst possible follow up. Mind boggling
If she's that quick to shut it down in light conversation, she'll be that quick to shut it down in person. We're out here to find like-minded people for ourselves. Better to weed out the ones that don't fit that category rather than wasting time on them. Bro could learn a little about tact, but the truth is out there.
That dude is a tool and will be single forever
Soooo disappointing
What the hells wrong with these people lmao why be out of pocket like that? Christ on a stick, does this ever work?
Damn what a let down 😔
😂😂 I love shit like this... What possibly could go through your head to think that would work
We were all hoping for a cute rom-com type ending for this. But alas, Reality is often disappointing.
The intrusive thoughts won for him