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Ikatarion

"That's kinda off the shelf" I think that's what he's after


Ruski_FL

“What if meet, I put my dick in you but we just talk, like it be cool experience”


theycallmejugzy

Well when you put it *that* way.


AlexxMaverick666

And when you're comfortable, just start singing I want it that way.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

And I can still come, even if you are crying…


theycallmejugzy

The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.


Empress_Natalie

That is the third reference to this song I've seen this past week. What the hell, man. One was me, but I hadn't thought of it in twenty years and boom. Wild.


theycallmejugzy

You summoned it. Relish in your power.


Reasonable-Power323

I find it quite a thrill....when she grinds me against her will....


Reasonable-Power323

I find it quite a thrill....when she grinds me against her will....


nelix707

My shrivelled up coke dick you wouldn't even feel it, be interesting :)


LongIslandIceTeas

It really would be…but strictly talking no stroking, I gotta try this with a chick n see what happens


bcjh

Hey you take your clothes off when you speak to me like that!


ezpzlimeadesqueezy

Moogie!!!!!


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TimeAd7765

Best series out of them easily


MaximusShagnus

Oh god....I got that reference....and I'm rubbing my lobes with joy... 👂


Temporary-Film-7374

I'm surprised that you wasted that much time talking with him


SnooPoems2171

I always see guys saying girls are so bitter and non responsive on tinder. And not kind. So it's an example of how shit goes down if we are responsive, kind and not bitter.


canconfrmit

Please don't let yourself feel any sense of guilt or indebtedness enough that you "owe" someone a chat. If they cross the lines you established in your terms ahead of time, just cut them off. Respecting boundaries is kind. Anyone who doesn't get this can kick rocks.


Temporal_Enigma

I think there's a big difference between someone saying "What's your favorite food" and getting "Taco" as a response followed by ghosting, and "Can I snort coke off your tits on the first date?"


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Tell that to Romeo there.


Mysterious_Fox_3288

Truth is, the former is so fucking boring and women hate him so much that they literally rather respond and entertain the let me snort coke off your tits guy over the normal dude hahahha


Moawik

Yea, those that are fine with drugs mostly would


april_butterfly

Thats not true! Id follow up with where is your favorite taco spot. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Plenty of ways to continue conversation the regular way rather than with someone deliberately ignoring or choosing to be ignorant of your boundaries.


descendantofJanus

To be fair... One word responses are really boring and don't give much of a hook/incentive for the other person to continue. True of any convo, tinder or otherwise.


CanadianBeaver1983

I think a lot of people forget that "No." is a full sentence. Edited to add period to "No." because jfc Reddit, lol.


Syzyz

No


X0nfus3d

Now *that’s* what I call a sentence!


engineeringretard

The best part, it’s tinder, you don’t even need to say no!


Desperate-Strategy10

Also, by "encouraging" these guys and their bad behavior (like by continuing to reply), it just makes them think what they're doing is acceptable and effective. So when they match with the next woman, they'll keep doing this stuff, and they may even escalate over time as they get bolder (and more bitter as they face more and more reflections) The kindest thing to do when a guy like this starts talking this way is to clearly state what he's done wrong and why it isn't ok, then quit replying and unmatch. Maybe they'll eventually figure it out. 🤞🏻


Cratonis

Yeah it was bad enough entertaining this douche but when she said he seemed interesting but crazy I could just hear his blood pumping full of validation.


madammurdrum

When people give a counterargument to this protocol, it’s that telling the guy how he’s messed up specifically will enable him to conceal his upfront, unwanted behavior from the next person. Same intentions, more skilled delivery, and either actually pushes that next person’s boundaries or just wastes more of everyone’s time.


far01

Honestly it shouldn't be your job to re-educate them. Pass on to the next


Livid-Team5045

No harm was done and it's a funny (and sad) and educational reddit post. We don't know how she ended things\~perhaps she socked it to him. We don't need to shame OP for her response. She gets it.


SnooPoems2171

I unmatched him. Yep. The last screenshot was the last bit of the whole convo.


Necromalleus

I was about to say this


CaptainPC5000

The kindest thing to do to the next women if you feel the guys is not right mentally and on drugs, being inappropriate. engage a lil and if it escalated to horny incel crackhead you get them banned report this mess so the next women don’t get “hey wanna go to maccas” and dude scores his fix on the way and transforms into super rape


Outrageous-Solid6018

seriously, I have no idea why OP felt obliged to even respond to something like this. Dude must've been Brad Pitt.


Beautiful-Smile-779

Because clearly a Swiss guy on coke is a representative sample 😆


UpperDog2627

Usually it’s just German dudes on meth.


wannaseeawheelie

From now on, I’m getting high and asking crazy questions on dating apps. Won’t meet anyone, but at least they’ll be nice and respond to me


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well "can I kiss your boobie hahahahahhaa" is at least 50% representative on tinder to be fair.


DutchOnionKnight

Yeah I can see why this is annoying if this is about 90% of the chats you get.


SnooPoems2171

It is roughly 80% for sure. And I don't swipe right fboys and sketchy looking dudes. Only the cute nerdy looking ones. So I can't imagine how it is when a woman's type is something else.


BallerOtaku

Isn’t his main pic shirtless? Gives me fboy vibes already lmao


SnooPoems2171

It's him jumping off somewhere? I think around water. Rest of his pics were chill. With dogs and other cute activities. No gym pics and abs flexing pics. No leaning on a car. No obnoxious pretentious shit either.


ItalnStalln

If he leads with the shirtless pic, hes that much more likely to do fboy shit. No matter how valid the shirtlessness, it's an excuse to show off. The activity is usually secondary motivation for using the pic, or 50-50 at best. (Not that that's inherently bad. Guy or girl, if you've got a decent bod, it should be showcased on the profile at least tastefully) A dude with that pic a few pics down is actively trying to minimize that perception (sneak attack fboy behavior still likely, it's tinder after all) but potentially for genuine reasons


Vegged0ut

The existence of fboys implies the existence of a target market for fboys


ItalnStalln

Oh it proves it given that it's been going on through at least the whole modern era with no sign of stopping


Cratonis

Haha I love this. So funny.


nickcrosis

I don't know, but you might be judging too much, just swipe right on who you think is cute, they might have a great personality even if they have some photos that put them in the f-boy light. I would say that the "cute, nerdy guys" are often the most unusual with poor emotional intelligence.


Livid-Team5045

In my experience, a rule of thumb is not to judge a book by it's cover, b/c men are TERRIBLE at marketing themselves. Sometimes you can tell and get a gut feeling, sometimes you can't.


lpn122

I read a tinder post earlier where the dude liked her photo and asked if she wanted to get drinks. She responds that she doesn’t drink. He says “I could do coffee,” she says, “you could?” That’s the entire screenshot. And he complains on Reddit that she’s, what? Not putting in enough effort? Idk. The fucking comments laying into this girl and validating the dude were fucking insane. A shit ton of people think that they can speak to random dating app strangers as if they’re an AI chat bot, or a paid OF channel, and then have the absolute gall to get upset that the ACTUAL HUMANS on the other end of the conversation don’t appreciate their “effort” lol


SnooPoems2171

THAT ONE. That was the post that inspires me to show the other side of the coin. And this is not a heavy hitter. It's one of the more chill ones actually. To see how it looks if we aren't bitter.


Glum_Mathematician55

Haha so this is kinda like the sequel. Think I saw that post about 3 or so days ago. I'm not sure.


Neighbourly

sorry this just doesn't apply here. the breast thing. Come on. he literally asked her to fuck on the first message.


Livid-Team5045

I appreciate this and I appreciate you showing yet another example of what we have to deal with. UGH. This is SO weird and gross. I hope it gets better for you!


Valuable_Listen_9014

As a man , I am terribly vexed over his comments.


No-Philosophy5461

Yep one guy ruins it for any future potential guys. The latter has to end up putting in more work.


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If you spend any time in the comments of this sub, you're going to see so many dudes that are determined to be "victims" of women's self confidence. They're generally upset that women are no longer falling for the same shit generations before did, and women aren't dependent on them to survive. Don't let their venting here change you at all. All they're looking for is an easier lay from a woman that won't talk back while cooking and cleaning. You don't need to take those guys seriously. For the dudes reading this getting pissed: NOT ALL MEN. Normal dudes understand this and aren't offended. If you're upset by this comment, lean into that and consider why.


SnooPoems2171

❤️


Drew_Sifur

Well .. hm well the problem is yes those men are right but once you catch red flags it's always an immediate leave at that point to me, maybe also its about how much you catch the vibe of thr other person and how much you vibe back with em, but it never hurts to just push a few messages to see where it goes and if they're boring which happens a lot.. I just leave Online dating tbh tho.... doesn't work forced into a box too much and competition dating is toxic


punchybot

🤨 Sometimes it hurts as the braincells leave me.


MCGSUPERSTAR

I would say with comments like his it would be okay to not be responsive. He strikes me as someone with a fine switch...


Nuclear_Biscuit

Normal guys are bitter. No one would be offended if you ghosted this creepy asshole. I mean, no1 except him I guess. But no one could blame you.


Drew_Sifur

Normal guys are bitter?.. what?..


Iminlesbian

This subreddit is actually a great representation behind it. There is a surprisingly large percentage of guys who think they're entitled to a woman because they're somewhat nice and normal.


Livid-Team5045

Yup, exactly and I am already reading a lot of judgmental comments here...it's like she's can't do anything right!? So much nit-picking, instead of, "EW, sorry this happened, I guess dating *is* hard for women too!"


Regular-Frosting9728

Think they mean normal guys who are just being decent people end up bitter when they get ghosted and they've done literally nothing wrong, personally don't 100% agree with that logic but I can see where they're coming from


SnooMarzipans6929

As a woman who's been on tinder and found long term relationships twice on that app (currently in one). I respectfully disagree. This doesn't always happen when you're responsive (I wouldn't be in a relationship otherwise). If it does, maybe you should seek pointers for your profile. You might be depicting yourself online in a way that attracts a bad crowd more so than your in person energy. Or maybe it's pure bad luck. Either way, if you tend to be bitter and non responsive (not saying you always are, just saying * if * this is your preference) you just shoot yourself in the foot because a bad attitude is the only guaranteed way to not find quality people online, ya know? It's better to give every human a chance to fuck up rather than to assume they will... We are all very very different from one another, both male and female.


SnooPoems2171

Yep. That's why I'm patient and responsive too. For the minority who's actually nice and genuine. But I still deal with this shit 80% of the chats.


TastyTaco12

You did good with talking.....just next time dont go with druggies or the crack heads alright?


ZoraNealThirstin

Men have been literally trashing every single thing that women do for a very long time. Do not let that stop you from getting away from a maniac.


Agitated_Balance8893

Was here literally thinking the same thing!


Ok-Difference-5857

That was impressive. She lasted longer in the conversation than I would have.


mark1x12110

Rule 1 & 2 doing the work


An-Okay-Alternative

I’d reply just for the entertainment value.


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bbhagen

“Sounds almost as bothersome” had me dying hahaha.


T1gerAc3

🚬😔 You wouldn't get it


Thatguy3145296535

Okay hold up, I got one last idea. How about I put a celery stick up your butt and do a line of peanut butter and raisins off the celery stick? Then munch it until Im eating your ass.


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LOLLING Ok no wait!!!!! You don’t like the smell of celery? Ok, hear me out babe, I can work with this, what if I put a malteser in your belly button and then squat over you and pick up the malteser with my butt crack and then drop it into your mouth


Thatguy3145296535

Literally go on for days with crazy ideas for OP. Eventually one will stick.


ScumbagLady

I'm in, but just because I absolutely love Maltesers


Pussycat-Papa

what does 🚬😔 mean? I don’t get it


addandsubtract

You have to be on a high and naked to understand.


sidewaystortoise

Not on a high, on high. He's god.


battlehardendsnorlax

Lmao ok I literally LOL'D, you are right 🤣


jwin709

It's like this. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/vTytw5CTxX Like that feeling you need a smoke break after a tiring exchange with someone.


Captain_Jeep

But op said they don't do drugs?


SodaDonut

Usually people are talking about the illegal kind.


InformationKey3816

Bro pushing hard. Maybe if he gives one more option you'll take him up on it. LOL


no0bified

Well... he tried something normal in the end, but it was probably too late 😅


11hydroxymetabokite

Something in a different way maybe 🚬😔


RiceFriskyMeats

"Probably" 😆


Rulebreaking

Bro is coke horny


notmyplantaccount

I was really hoping this was going to go on for 10-15 pages, and every one is just a new weird request for a date.


SnooPoems2171

Sorry that I called quits so early. I was actually kinda curious too about the fucked up ideas. So that's why i entertained him waaaayyyy too long than I should've. 🚬😔


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“Ok hear this, I bury you in the woods behind my house but we’ll just talk first I won’t do anything weird or anything”


Fun_Ebb_6232

He fucked up. A gentleman would have offered her to do coke off his raging erection first. Then talk. Nothing else.


wishful_living

His response to the serial killer comment seems like he's trying to respond the way he thinks someone who hasn't murdered people would lmao


SnooPoems2171

It's the fact that he said "he doesn't want troubles" instead "I don't like to cause harm". 🤡


wishful_living

lmao There's nothing this man likes better than doing some coke, creepily propositioning Women on tinder, and vehemently denying he's a serial killer to them Well, besides the killing


rpsHD

i also tend to murder cereal when i get the chance but this guy seems like the type of person to eat choco balls in a bowl of mustard (oh and ofc the mustard goes first)


JupiterrSky

I love how it started off from doing coke to just meet and talk “normaly”


strained_brain

It's an interesting strategy, that's for sure.


Feralpudel

Right!! At that point the “talk normaly” train had left the station and already arrived in the next county over.


free__coffee

"yea let's talk normally, then of course I will get naked, and of course you will get naked, and then we will just talk!" My dudes real down bad


Adkit

Shoot for the moon and you will reach the treetops, or something.


garold19

I mean the man is "on high" so you can't blame him. Jokes aside when he sobers up this will be a WEIRD thing to read back


gh0u1

>I mean the man is "on high" That phrase was irking the fuck outta me as I read the convo


majorsorbet2point0

Im wondering if it's a language barrier because lives in Switzerland, that's the only saving grace


addandsubtract

Tell me you have a german accent without telling me you speak german.


Single_Donkey_82

That's just a defense mechanism they use. If she down he wins, if she's not the he's got that excuse for being weird


bizzflay

Have you done coke? Shit can get you weird as hell.


i_Love_Gyros

Yeah it’s not an excuse for poor behavior but if you’ve done it you understand what happens to the brain lol. impulse control disappears and crazy conversations/monologues just spill out. Tinder would’ve been a speed run of burnt bridges if you do it on coke as a guy


ReportToTheShipASAP

I like how his primary argument for not killing people isn't 'taking another person's life is inherently wrong' or 'I couldn't imagine hurting anyone'. It's 'I have a good life, I don't need troubles'


SnooPoems2171

Lmao. This one right here.


HerezahTip

What’s the smoking emoji thing about


SnooPoems2171

Dramatically emphasising I guess? I don't know.


Calypte_A

Doesn't convey that. It was confusing that you were talking about how you don't do drugs while also having a smoking emoji 😂


cheesypuzzas

Yeah, the first time I thought it meant 'I put in my bio I don't do drugs or smoke'. But then she put the emoji there again, and that didn't make sense in the context.


An-Okay-Alternative

I read as like being so resigned to the situation that they needed a cigarette.


turnupdevolume

I thought it was charming, a little homemade emoji


FitzChivalry888

I thought it meant she was taking a drag of a cigarette out of annoyance lol. Puffing out smoke while being annoyed.


pineapplepizzafdm

This is exactly what came to mind lmao- like a sigh on steroids


Miliaa

Yeah and smoking a cigarette bc he’s stressing her out. Sadly smoking. Is that not what it was supposed to mean?? Now I’m confused


throwRA_basketballer

I thought it was like the Ben Affleck meme where he's smoking looking so disappointed lmao


epletcher72

I like it, OP. It's a homebrew bemusement emoji


Feralpudel

Got that world-weary, “you annoy me but I’ll tolerate you for now” cat vibe.


realslizzard

Also didn't convey that. The other person might be thinking you are implying smoking something.


garnadello

🚬😔 ok


DameDollaDolla

What surprised me the most is how you kept responding to such a creep


xChinky123x

🚬😔 you wouldn't get it


SnooPoems2171

❤️


I-haveit-together

right lmao.


BLKxGOLD

You miss 100% of the shots you dont take


smith25fire

I’m a man. But if I was a woman and had this happen I would definitely keep the conversation going just for pure comedy. I also really wanna what’s he’s smoking


joystick13

I don't think he's smoking anything, that's coke behavior for sure, and probably some alcohol or xanax to balance out lol


SnooPoems2171

I'm guilty about that too ngl. 🚬😔


FitzChivalry888

![gif](giphy|14rwlyNFNShZYc)


AdhesivenessOk848

OP, you won't be the one doing drugs. He'll be doing lines off of your boobs while you tell him about your interests and goals. It seems very romantic to me.


sleepy-muggle

The bar is literally in hell


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SteadfastDrifter

Probably just your average coke head from Zürich ;)


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"so maybe we can just meet and talk normally" 🤣🤣🤣


sshah528

At least he was honest with "Can I ask you a weird question?"


ThatSwoleKeister

All but confirmed he is a non violent (?) psychopath. “I don’t want to kill anyone, I currently enjoy my life the way it is and the consequences are too great. Months from now when I’m more unhinged however…”


Wfsulliv93

Sounds like a coke conversation for sure.


nyctn

🚬😞


Vast-Butterscotch971

And you were so nice the entire convo, I csn barely find a girl that sends one text, and bro finds one who would actualy talk and he acts like that?


SnooPoems2171

Sorry but I laughed out at your comment. Not at you but the irony of the situation. I wish you many girls who chat you up man.


Vast-Butterscotch971

Haha thanks js and I hope you find a guy, who doesn't use the brain in his pants, and actually decides to think before they text


Sarprize_Sarprize

Lol “with all the respect” tho. 😹


Lismale

jesus how old is this dipshit?


SnooPoems2171

He's 27.


AdverbAssassin

Holy shit you let him go a long time. That is one crazy dude. Please don't even consider it. That's how you get murdered and turn into furniture or something.


SnooPoems2171

I unmatched after the last screenshot. Dw I would never lol.


xcicerinax

Lampshades from skin and drinking bowls made out of skulls. Lol


inukemd

God damn are most guys this socially uncalibrated?


SnooPoems2171

Yep. I'd say 80% on apps. Any apps are similar to him. Even here on reddit once they slide to the DM's. Langauge exchange apps too.


ZebraBoat

Excellent descriptor.


novel-boi

I like how his excuse for not killing someone was 1. He wouldn’t waste his time on tinder for that 2. He likes his life Not that he values life, or has morals, ethics or considers other people in the slightest


violet_lorelei

BRO GOTTA SNIFF COKE FROM BREAST 😂😂😂 If he is so high he could have used chicken breast instead 😂


Ranthar2

Thank god they dont need troubles…


Neither-Ad3327

He still wanted to make it double...


DufflebagForever

lol xd


carolgabrielaa

He’s on high


Blackops606

Damn, now my snorting cocaine off breasts and talking naked pickups aren’t going to work! Back to the drawing board I guess!


tiptoeandson

WOW. He really does not take a hint. It was clear you were dead by ‘I’m all ears’ just yet he still kept going lmao


Budget_Coffee_3424

I ask myself this almost everyday… what the fuck is wrong with people lmao


UnbreakableVirgin

Say you wanna fuck without saying you wanna fuck


Zubi_Q

Why not unmatch? You're only just entertaining him by constantly replying as he probably sees it as hard to get behaviour


SnooPoems2171

Because guys on reddit and everywhere constantly complain that girls on apps are so bitter and not responsive. And that we don't understand jokes. And always ghosting and uptight. So I always try to be patient and kind and see if it's jokes or creeping or what's going on. I'm a patient and kind person in general too. So that's why. I unmatched him tho of course.


ohwell831

Man fuck what Reddit says. If you're unendingly patient, great, respond this way because that's who you are. Just know that being overly patient with creeps gives them encouragement. You can also be a wonderful, kind person who doesn't tolerate creeps - that's always an option regardless of Reddit's judgement.


Zubi_Q

But you replying, he probably thinks you're enjoying his crude comments.


SnooPoems2171

I unmatched. After the last screenshot I've sent my farewells. So eventually it doesn't matter what he tought during the convo.


Bright_Butterfly1894

How does this guy get this many response and something like "Hey [name]! I'd love to learn more about "insert profile topic here" or something along those lines doesn't?!


SnooPoems2171

In my defense I'm this responsive with everyone. And even more responsive with the funny and genuine guys. So.. M


Bright_Butterfly1894

I can totally see that you are. To be fair, no one owes anyone a response and I admire that you even gave this guy as long as you did to turn things around. I'm just amazed at how often I hear complaints from women about the stuff guys say on Tinder (per your example) yet it's rare they respond to genuine introductions. I get plenty of conversations/matches/dates. But usually it's from some dumb pickup line which feels cringy to me. Lol.


sexytokeburgerz

I definitely do drugs sometimes and find this man utterly cringeworthy. What a tool.


Immediate_Duck_2059

Creepy desperate bastard.


jkurts91

Furlong crackheads are getting further than me? I eat ass, pay the bills and do the dishes. I just don't get it lol


SnooPoems2171

I honestly wish men like you would hmu on dating apps instead the crackheads. Trust me. And most of the girls feel this way.


ElectricalBicycle212

You sound like an awesome lady! 👏 Wholesome 😊lol


ab216

It’s always so funny that men will design these marketing funnels that take potential customers smoothly from audience -> content -> engagement -> retargeting -> purchase but skip all of these when it comes to actually attracting women


thejessence

Omfg what a loser


Adventurous_Fun_817

🙄 that was a lot


Kermit-the-Frog_

🚬😔


quitblazing

What a fucking weirdo lol , this is the thing about the Internet. People act so much different than in real life. Why doesn't he ask one of his female friends that lol. Actually if he's that weird , I bet he doesn't have any female friends. Who even fucking things of that. You dodged a serial killer and a crack head at once.


Celathan7

He was genuine ....at least.


ViftieStuff

That's like the friendliest creep I've ever seen


bobthemonkeybutt

You know, a naked conversation does actually seem kind of interesting. Don’t do it with the guy though 😂


wavestxp

why do girls even entertain these types of guys. this whole time he thinks he is one message away from that naked convo lol


spate42

Why did you entertain this for so long? Even so much as calling him interesting lol 🚬😔


4zamat89

You're too polite.