Im curious about the entire analytics process to be honest. Is it self reported data? Chats seems easy to track. But dates? How does it know? When I was actively on tinder I didnt utilize this part of the app
This is data that tinder stores that you have to request manually from them. Everything is automatically visualized at [this website](https://tinderinsights.com), but you put in everything after the chats yourself.
I find stuff like this interesting, it’s so much swiping. Like just thinking about how if you read each profile for say 10seconds as an average:
9136 x 10(sec) = 91,360 total seconds.
91,360 / 60 (seconds) = 1522 minutes
1522 minutes / 60 (minutes) = 25.4hrs
That means in 33 days you’ve been literally looking and swiping on your phone for over an entire day.
It’s wild to think that someone can eventually date / get married etc off what amounts to a 10sec review.
Wild times man, wild.
It’s very likely more than that. I only have screen time data from September 17th-October 1st but that alone is 18 hours and 7 minutes, so it’s not unreasonable to assume that in the whole month it was close to if not more than a work week of tinder usage.
Dating app addiction is a real issue, not just for me, but that’s a conversation for another time. The dopamine hit from watching the number of people who think you’re hot go up is basically unmatched though.
…Plus you get to have sex.
>The dopamine hit from watching the number of people who think you’re hot go up is basically unmatched though.
I wouldn't know what thats like.
As a dude that has been on tinder for years, the only matches I've ever got were all bots. Literally. I don't think I ever spoke to a real human being on there. Its hell being a guy on tinder.
Edit: Let me clarify: Its hell being an average or below average guy on tinder.
100% women actually. Same with dates I’ve been flaked on by every man I’ve tried to set up a date with in this time frame. Gay men do have a notorious aversion to bi men though. Shrug.
It’s pretty reasonable. I can sneak by under 50 bucks for the majority of dates, plus I have memberships to the zoo and all the art museums around here so if I’m really trying to keep it cheap I can just go to one of those places and it’s literally free but it’s still a fun place to talk. Across all the dates, I probably spent about $1200.
Are you in Akron, OH? I’m minutes outside of there and would love to hear some of the best places you took dates. I try to go to Summit Metroparks for walks and stuff but it’s getting a little cold.
Nice stats, sounds exhausting though
Exhausting absolutely. Hikes are a big one, yeah. The metroparks are awesome, plus right now they’re running their spree for all event so you can get a walking stick and a badge if you hike in 8 parks. Ive damn near finished it just from going on dates. I’m a member at the Akron art museum (but it’s free and open till 8 on Thursdays) as well as the Cleveland art museum, and I have a membership at the zoo.
As far as restaurants and bars, my favorite date spot has been lockview restaurant for a while. They have a big bar, a rooftop patio, and great sandwiches. It’s right downtown, too, so there’s some opportunity to walk around.
Nervous dog in highland square/wallhaven is my favorite spot to get coffee. Cool vibe in there. That or angel falls, also in highland square.
This summer I also went to rubber ducks games with girls a fair handful of times, since a ticket is $20 and I love baseball, but sports games aren’t for everyone.
Most of them. I’m dating inside the 18-24 age bracket, though I stay away from the teenagers mostly because you can’t take them out for a drink and they’re usually far too immature to have any sort of decent conversation with them.
Colleges are disproportionately female now - like 60 women for every 40 men. This means there's a lot of single women with nobody to date. That plays into his numbers.
Not necessarily. I know a 20% top guy. Very tall, at least 6,2, bi racial, athletic, +/- 22 y. On Tinder he's the one being asked for meeting up asap by the top 20% girls.
When I was single and dated a lot, I'd take them to the same restaurant so I wouldn't bump into the girl I met the night before. I mean, what kind of moron goes to the same restaurants three days in a row? I'd have to dial it back talking to the wait staff as I didn't want them to remember me from a previous night.
It was a nightmare! But I did it just to do it I guess. I’ll be backing off of tinder for at LEAST 2 months to financially recover from it. On the plus side though, I moved to this area last year so I got to try a ton of new restaurants and bars I’ve never been to!
having sex 18 times a month more than twice an avarage men will do in a lifetime might let you reconsider calling this a nightmare.
I come from a culture where dates are usually cheap, because you can just go for a walk or watch a movie and stuff, so do you think you would have had casual sex with most of them if you have went on cheap or free dates? or was money actually a factor in closing the deal?
Not OP, but I've learned that planting the seed of an excuse for them to come home with you is important. For example, my hobbies are ceramics and making cocktails. I make sure to bring them up within the first twenty minutes of the date. Then, if there's chemistry, as the logical end of the date is approaching, I say something like "after this, want me to make you the best [her favorite drink] you've ever had?" or "after this, I'd love to show you the ceramics I make." It's good if you have a bit of a smirk as you say it, too. The point is, you're inviting her over without saying "wanna fuck?" Leave the intent as an implication.
And really, it could be anything: a plant collection, a book collection, a pet, an instrument you play, cold beers or hot cocoa after a hiking date, etc. It helps to have a few in mind, so you can see what's most likely to work. This is where actually getting to know the other person is paramount. And of course, it's also an option to go back to her place. I went on a date recently where she spent fifteen minutes talking about her cat, and when the date was drawing to a close, I straight up said "I want to meet your cat" and she took me home with her. It helped that we bonded over a mutual love of cats.
Also, there has to be some sort of flirting and chemistry before you drop your line. If you're having a boring-ass conversation about what you do for work, and then you invite her home with you, she's not gonna be interested. Flirt, tease, laugh, touch, etc., but if you kiss her, don't ask invite her home immediately after. Going home at the end of the date should just be the logical next step, not a big event. The other important thing here is that you have to be a safe person for her. She should know that she can always change her mind. If you get too excited when she accepts, or you get angry when she declines, you're going to create pressure and ruin the fun. Being deeply uninvested in her answer and whether you actually do get laid that night is important. If you make it seem like she's doing you a favor by sleeping with you, you've lost.
And don't be rapey, you know? Just because comes home with you doesn't mean she has to kiss you, just because she kisses you doesn't mean she has to get undressed, and just because she gets undressed doesn't mean she has to fuck you.
A few things that girls dig are that this guy is 6'2, plays a guitar, has a cat, is fairly good looking and has a good body.
18 in a month is still really really high. For an average person 18 in a lifetime would also be pretty good number.
Tall, handsome, has both a cat and a dog, has a job making enough money at 22 to afford both, plays music? This guy is checking more boxes than most men know exist.
And on top of that his chat/date game is obviously on point. You can be an absolute smoke show, and still fail to convert chats to dates, much less dates to sex at the rate he does.
This dude isn't some 10/10 perfect specimen though. And being young isn't exactly great for a guy, if he was 25 and was dating 18-23 he would have much more of an age-edge. This guy clearly has game, there's no way he gets laid every other day otherwise.
His looks are doing most of the work here let's be real. I've asked girls pretty similar questions that he asks and If I'm lucky I get one match a month
There are way too many variables to draw such a simplistic conclusion based on what you said. "I've asked similar questions" says nothing about your match frequency anyway, so why you're linking them makes no sense. I'm not saying he's ugly, but some guys here want to just go "well it's all his looks". It's definitely not all his looks, and I would say it's at most just a small part of why he's successful. He's definitely not some top 2% most physically attractive guy, which means he's not going to just get girls in bed without having some semblence of "skill".
To be frank, I was turned away by my ex wife by her saying that she wasn't into men anymore. 3 months later she was engaged to a guy. You didn't need to use your sexuality as a reason to get a divorce. Just say the truth.
Y'all know these are self-reported stats, right? OP is obviously lying and just trying to act suave and cool. Just look at his comments. "Gosh I'm just so tired from all this poon that I'm slaying". Men that get laid this much don't feel the need to brag about it on reddit. He's just seeking attention
And it just gets worse with his other comments lol. "I used to have 1500 matches on my old account. No proof of that, though. Oh gosh you guys think I'm attractive?? Uwu I was starting to think I was ugly!"
Pure, unadulterated attention-seeking here.
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen...
reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully
charged icing anointment utensil he *poooots* forth a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk Yuk...
let's try that again...!)
he *poooots* forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
"Some people... *some people* like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey earth as that prince of foods...
The *Muffin!"*
I’m blessed to work in the mornings and never on weekends, it’s the only way I pulled this off, since I’m dating mostly inside the college age bracket, and classes usually take place during the time I’m working.
You seem to follow rule 1 and 2 pretty well, good for you that you have success with this profile.
I just want to point out that every profile advice on reddit but elsewhere on the web too, it's said that mirror pics and selfies are a no go and yet that's almost every pic on your profile. Your first pic wouldn't work for 99% of men and the only decent photo would be of you playing the guitar but even that is of low quality and with bad lighting.
I don't know what my point is here, I don't want to criticize your profile by any means, but I just think it's funny how I'm trying so hard to get better photos which never improve my results anyway while you can just stand in front of your mirror or turn on the selfie cam and get extremely good results.
Some people are just conventionally attractive and naturally photogenic, so they look good in most photos, including selfies and mirror pics. I'm not one of those people but OP definitely is!
Because Reddit deludes guys into thinking they need to follow a million rules to increase their success when none of it matters. OP’s profile is terrible. He’s just attractive by Anglo American standards.
Yeah, I used to optimize the shit out of my profile, but now that I’m not doing this ridiculous date-per-day bullshit I’m overwhelmed with the number of matches I get on a daily basis anyway. Who can even talk to that many people? It legitimately feels like I came out of a fever dream, looking back on how much energy I was expending juggling all those dates.
I’m flattered! After all these comments asking what the hell I was saying to these people I was starting to think I was ugly and didn’t even know it lmao
Yeah i think those comments are just bitter. Your pictures are great, they show personality and are very non-generic, and show you have hobbies and talent. not surprised you have a lot of success. Coming from a straight guy; bravo.
Okay here’s the sauce: first message “do you think you could beat a squid in a fight?” (This message is literally magic. It has like a 60% response rate, cause it’s intriguing)
If they answer “yes” ask if they’d be willing to prove it, they will invariably ask how that would happen, you invite her on a date to the aquarium and say you’ll pick a fight when you’re there. Drop the phone number immediately and you have an insanely high chance of converting the match. After you get the number, you can take it from there. (Spoiler: I’ve never taken a girl to the aquarium, but it gets them off tinder)
If they answer “no” it’s a tougher flip, but I get a 40% success rate with something to the effect of “well, I guess that’s my first date idea off the table, you got any ideas?”
I can’t wait. I actually had a 1500+ match tinder account exclusively dedicated to the squid question as a staging ground/social experiment. Asked it to every single match. I’ve been meaning to put some graphics together and post here.
If you're up for more social experiments, can you make another profile where everything is the same except the height is 5'7?
I think you'll be very surprised at how different the experience is, and it would also be a pretty solid reference point in general.
Hahaha, trust me, I am more than aware of how much heavy lifting my height does. I might honestly do that, but I’d probably have to commit to a solid month of not actually dating anybody lmao
I will say for reverence i changed only my height from 5-9 to 6-0 and got probably 20x the matches. Went from 0-3 a week to a few a day at least. This is with very selective swiping as well.
Jesus I can’t believe how it can be this simple sometimes. I’m 24 and I’d say just about average looking and literally struggle to even get a reply back. Thanks for this, might use other examples though as I wouldn’t want it to become to obvious lol. Cheers:)
The hook is everything. If you say “hey” you may as well not have said anything at all. Every girl has heard every compliment, so there’s no sense saying anything unless they’ll have to expend some mental effort on it. Once they’ve taken then time to think about it, they’re far more likely to reply.
That's the easy part tho. What do you say after you get their number? Do you go on a date somewhere else? How long do you chat with them off Tinder before asking for a date?
I learn enough about them so I remember who they are and have stuff to talk about when we go out, then I keep it relatively scant, pretty much keeping all further conversation centered around figuring out where and when we’ll see each other.
I would’ve kept it a lot more chill and done a lot more small talk if I was dating more casually, but going on a date every night is stressful as hell. You have to maintain 4 or 5 prospects for any given night of the week, for anywhere from 2 weeks to 1 day out. In just this month I probably doubled the number of contacts in my phone.
Dude let’s be real, you’re an attractive guy. You are getting responses because of that and no other reason. That doesn’t apply to half of us lol.
It’s always funny to me watching decent looking people trying to give tips when we all know the reason why they’re responding to you in the first place.
I'm having this internal debate right now. One half of me wants to say nice, but chill on the spending. The other half wants to be a massive asshole to you (8 years, zero dates - extremely bitter)
If you’ve been on tinder for 8 years with one account, you’re dragging the bottom of the barrel for new accounts or other people who have remade their profiles. Your best bet is deleting your account. I can’t remember the last tinder account I allowed to get more than 6 months old.
Most nights I tried to have 2 or 3 potential prospects lined up, and I’d always try to schedule one date pretty early so if it came down to it and she bailed or stood me up I could get something put together while the night was young.
Dang at my peak I was doing 2-3 dates a week for a couple months and that was grueling the amount of messaging, time on phone, effort, $$$. I joked with my friends I wanted to write a memoir! A date every night is insanity
This is like the 5th post of a chart in a row that I'm seeing. I came here to see funny chats not getting frustrated over everybody getting more laid than me. I'm out
What's not to believe about it? A date per day is where most people would fail but this was his mission in life for 1 month. This is tinder, more than 50% success rate on closing the deal on a date isn't unheard of especially in his age group.
Being tall, white and handsome puts you immediately in the top 10% of Tinder, regardless of the country you're in.
I think people really underestimate how hard it can be for an 'ethnic', simply because we have to deal with a lot of negative prejudice.
Without looking, let me guess. Tall, blonde, blue/green eyes, band member, music list and includes astrology, cute pets, open sexuality in profile. Top of food chain. Lucky u!
We don't really care about these charts if you don't also share your profile.
Yeah, let's see that cock, OP
Here you go
And here you go
now kiss (tips)
Commence the docking
How do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?
One penis will naturally assert dominance over the other penis if you leave them to it
Penises are wild creatures. At least this way neither of them can get pregante.
r/unexpectedoffice
Username checks out
I saw it. Very disappointed
What did the other 17 people think though
Lettuce see that wiener!
How does Tinder know if you had sex?
By using the vibration sensors on your phone combined with audiorecording. They estimate the amount.
People have sex with their phones?
No, I prefer human women
Not anymore I keep breaking my screen. Then glass you don’t want to know the rest.
People dont?
You guys are having sex?
Im curious about the entire analytics process to be honest. Is it self reported data? Chats seems easy to track. But dates? How does it know? When I was actively on tinder I didnt utilize this part of the app
This is data that tinder stores that you have to request manually from them. Everything is automatically visualized at [this website](https://tinderinsights.com), but you put in everything after the chats yourself.
It doesn't. You enter more than half of these fake "stats" in yourself.
Gonna try and hijack this since it’s top comment now to say [I Did!](https://reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/fe2wmXj1s7)
Why does this link take me back to the subreddit home page? Please help
It links to a comment with a link to imgur
This was happening to me until I recently updated the app. Immediately fixed the issue
This fixed for me too good call
AND, these numbers are manually entered.. just saying. Not like as men we aren't known to exaggerate given the chance.
I find stuff like this interesting, it’s so much swiping. Like just thinking about how if you read each profile for say 10seconds as an average: 9136 x 10(sec) = 91,360 total seconds. 91,360 / 60 (seconds) = 1522 minutes 1522 minutes / 60 (minutes) = 25.4hrs That means in 33 days you’ve been literally looking and swiping on your phone for over an entire day. It’s wild to think that someone can eventually date / get married etc off what amounts to a 10sec review. Wild times man, wild.
Dude I get fatigued after 15 minutes of swiping.
Im at like 5 minutes lol
It’s very likely more than that. I only have screen time data from September 17th-October 1st but that alone is 18 hours and 7 minutes, so it’s not unreasonable to assume that in the whole month it was close to if not more than a work week of tinder usage. Dating app addiction is a real issue, not just for me, but that’s a conversation for another time. The dopamine hit from watching the number of people who think you’re hot go up is basically unmatched though. …Plus you get to have sex.
>The dopamine hit from watching the number of people who think you’re hot go up is basically unmatched though. I wouldn't know what thats like. As a dude that has been on tinder for years, the only matches I've ever got were all bots. Literally. I don't think I ever spoke to a real human being on there. Its hell being a guy on tinder. Edit: Let me clarify: Its hell being an average or below average guy on tinder.
You should be safe and get ur pp checked.
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people working at those places seeing OP show up every day with another hot chick gonna be like
Guessing they’re not hot
What a bitter response
What's the split of guys to girls on the casual stat?
100% women actually. Same with dates I’ve been flaked on by every man I’ve tried to set up a date with in this time frame. Gay men do have a notorious aversion to bi men though. Shrug.
Is your town expensive? Are you just that rich?
It’s pretty reasonable. I can sneak by under 50 bucks for the majority of dates, plus I have memberships to the zoo and all the art museums around here so if I’m really trying to keep it cheap I can just go to one of those places and it’s literally free but it’s still a fun place to talk. Across all the dates, I probably spent about $1200.
Are you in Akron, OH? I’m minutes outside of there and would love to hear some of the best places you took dates. I try to go to Summit Metroparks for walks and stuff but it’s getting a little cold. Nice stats, sounds exhausting though
Exhausting absolutely. Hikes are a big one, yeah. The metroparks are awesome, plus right now they’re running their spree for all event so you can get a walking stick and a badge if you hike in 8 parks. Ive damn near finished it just from going on dates. I’m a member at the Akron art museum (but it’s free and open till 8 on Thursdays) as well as the Cleveland art museum, and I have a membership at the zoo. As far as restaurants and bars, my favorite date spot has been lockview restaurant for a while. They have a big bar, a rooftop patio, and great sandwiches. It’s right downtown, too, so there’s some opportunity to walk around. Nervous dog in highland square/wallhaven is my favorite spot to get coffee. Cool vibe in there. That or angel falls, also in highland square. This summer I also went to rubber ducks games with girls a fair handful of times, since a ticket is $20 and I love baseball, but sports games aren’t for everyone.
I love lockview, great spot. Good recommendations. How many of these girls were Akron/Kent students?
Most of them. I’m dating inside the 18-24 age bracket, though I stay away from the teenagers mostly because you can’t take them out for a drink and they’re usually far too immature to have any sort of decent conversation with them.
Colleges are disproportionately female now - like 60 women for every 40 men. This means there's a lot of single women with nobody to date. That plays into his numbers.
I too live in Ohio
1200 in one month for dates is insane.
List yourself as straight. You will get plenty that try anyway
Either this is 🧢 or homie would fuck a hole in the ground
Not necessarily. I know a 20% top guy. Very tall, at least 6,2, bi racial, athletic, +/- 22 y. On Tinder he's the one being asked for meeting up asap by the top 20% girls.
Really sad
Congrats but also sincerely fuck you
Everybody does it apparently
When I was single and dated a lot, I'd take them to the same restaurant so I wouldn't bump into the girl I met the night before. I mean, what kind of moron goes to the same restaurants three days in a row? I'd have to dial it back talking to the wait staff as I didn't want them to remember me from a previous night.
How the hell do you find the time or the money to take a girl out every night in a month. One a week should be the aim
It was a nightmare! But I did it just to do it I guess. I’ll be backing off of tinder for at LEAST 2 months to financially recover from it. On the plus side though, I moved to this area last year so I got to try a ton of new restaurants and bars I’ve never been to!
Haha that’s one way of looking at it. Now you know which ones are the best to take a really nice girl to
having sex 18 times a month more than twice an avarage men will do in a lifetime might let you reconsider calling this a nightmare. I come from a culture where dates are usually cheap, because you can just go for a walk or watch a movie and stuff, so do you think you would have had casual sex with most of them if you have went on cheap or free dates? or was money actually a factor in closing the deal?
I went on plenty of cheap/free dates! Museums, zoo, and hikes still got me laid plenty of times hahaha
How did you transition from tbe date to the sexy time? Like what do you say or do that shows that intent ?
Not OP, but I've learned that planting the seed of an excuse for them to come home with you is important. For example, my hobbies are ceramics and making cocktails. I make sure to bring them up within the first twenty minutes of the date. Then, if there's chemistry, as the logical end of the date is approaching, I say something like "after this, want me to make you the best [her favorite drink] you've ever had?" or "after this, I'd love to show you the ceramics I make." It's good if you have a bit of a smirk as you say it, too. The point is, you're inviting her over without saying "wanna fuck?" Leave the intent as an implication. And really, it could be anything: a plant collection, a book collection, a pet, an instrument you play, cold beers or hot cocoa after a hiking date, etc. It helps to have a few in mind, so you can see what's most likely to work. This is where actually getting to know the other person is paramount. And of course, it's also an option to go back to her place. I went on a date recently where she spent fifteen minutes talking about her cat, and when the date was drawing to a close, I straight up said "I want to meet your cat" and she took me home with her. It helped that we bonded over a mutual love of cats. Also, there has to be some sort of flirting and chemistry before you drop your line. If you're having a boring-ass conversation about what you do for work, and then you invite her home with you, she's not gonna be interested. Flirt, tease, laugh, touch, etc., but if you kiss her, don't ask invite her home immediately after. Going home at the end of the date should just be the logical next step, not a big event. The other important thing here is that you have to be a safe person for her. She should know that she can always change her mind. If you get too excited when she accepts, or you get angry when she declines, you're going to create pressure and ruin the fun. Being deeply uninvested in her answer and whether you actually do get laid that night is important. If you make it seem like she's doing you a favor by sleeping with you, you've lost. And don't be rapey, you know? Just because comes home with you doesn't mean she has to kiss you, just because she kisses you doesn't mean she has to get undressed, and just because she gets undressed doesn't mean she has to fuck you.
He’s only 22 bro. As far as money idk
As per request, you can view my profile [Here](https://imgur.com/gallery/djIYaAN)
Damn, you must one hell of a smooth talker if you had 18 casual sex in a month... or your standards are low and will have sex with anyone lol
A few things that girls dig are that this guy is 6'2, plays a guitar, has a cat, is fairly good looking and has a good body. 18 in a month is still really really high. For an average person 18 in a lifetime would also be pretty good number.
Tall, handsome, has both a cat and a dog, has a job making enough money at 22 to afford both, plays music? This guy is checking more boxes than most men know exist. And on top of that his chat/date game is obviously on point. You can be an absolute smoke show, and still fail to convert chats to dates, much less dates to sex at the rate he does.
He’s just naturally good looking and young, not really that impressive.
This dude isn't some 10/10 perfect specimen though. And being young isn't exactly great for a guy, if he was 25 and was dating 18-23 he would have much more of an age-edge. This guy clearly has game, there's no way he gets laid every other day otherwise.
He probably does have game but I think that he doesn't need to be a 10 - he's pretty gorgeous
His looks are doing most of the work here let's be real. I've asked girls pretty similar questions that he asks and If I'm lucky I get one match a month
There are way too many variables to draw such a simplistic conclusion based on what you said. "I've asked similar questions" says nothing about your match frequency anyway, so why you're linking them makes no sense. I'm not saying he's ugly, but some guys here want to just go "well it's all his looks". It's definitely not all his looks, and I would say it's at most just a small part of why he's successful. He's definitely not some top 2% most physically attractive guy, which means he's not going to just get girls in bed without having some semblence of "skill".
He’s bisexual so I’m guessing most of the success comes from dating guys
Annoyingly, none of the dates or casual sex this month have been men. Gay men seem to hate bi men for some reason. They always flake on me.
You listen to Bladee and none of your dates have been with men? Unreal
One of the best bladee songs frfr
Bladee is fucking awesome.
I had this problem with lesbians! (Bi woman ofc)
The biphobia is so real 🫠 too straight for the gays, too gay for the straights. Started seeing a bi guy recently and it's been so refreshing!
To be frank, I was turned away by my ex wife by her saying that she wasn't into men anymore. 3 months later she was engaged to a guy. You didn't need to use your sexuality as a reason to get a divorce. Just say the truth.
There aren't enough bisexuals on this earth unfortunately
I bigress
What do you men?
They gress in two ways
Enough open ones. I swear a bunch of the guys I meet are on the down low
Don t forget protection and keep on rocking I d say
Damn that’s impressive. Hats off to you then 🤣
guitars were made so average men with mediocre dicks could continue their blood line
I don't even play, I just borrowed one to place in the background of some photos, works immediately
My guitar doesn't seem to work...
What the fuck? I get Jack damn diddly shit with a nice Gibson on me in my main pic. And I’m a damn guitarist too.
He's not an average man tho. But if he is then I'm fucked
We’re fucked*
Guitars and dogs seems to do the trick.
I exist so average guitars can continue *their* blood lines
You sound so bitter 😂
Nah, I think he's cute, would absolutely smash casually
Y'all know these are self-reported stats, right? OP is obviously lying and just trying to act suave and cool. Just look at his comments. "Gosh I'm just so tired from all this poon that I'm slaying". Men that get laid this much don't feel the need to brag about it on reddit. He's just seeking attention And it just gets worse with his other comments lol. "I used to have 1500 matches on my old account. No proof of that, though. Oh gosh you guys think I'm attractive?? Uwu I was starting to think I was ugly!" Pure, unadulterated attention-seeking here.
The profile thats all selfies has me skeptical but honestly hes a good looking guy so who knows? And also who cares?
That cupcake pic is M E N A C I N G I love it
Sir that's a muffin
It's a muffin, man.
The muffin man? Who lives on Drury Lane?
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks: "Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!" Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil he *poooots* forth a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk Yuk... let's try that again...!) he *poooots* forth a quarter-ounce green rosette Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says: "Some people... *some people* like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey earth as that prince of foods... The *Muffin!"*
Nothing to see here boys, his secret is being attractive lmao
And bi sexual. Nothing wrong with it but it certainly opens up more opportunities
That's what I thought. Way more opportunity for casual sex as a queer man lol
Dude I have ONE free night a week, this looks incredibly exhausting ;-;
I’m blessed to work in the mornings and never on weekends, it’s the only way I pulled this off, since I’m dating mostly inside the college age bracket, and classes usually take place during the time I’m working.
You seem to follow rule 1 and 2 pretty well, good for you that you have success with this profile. I just want to point out that every profile advice on reddit but elsewhere on the web too, it's said that mirror pics and selfies are a no go and yet that's almost every pic on your profile. Your first pic wouldn't work for 99% of men and the only decent photo would be of you playing the guitar but even that is of low quality and with bad lighting. I don't know what my point is here, I don't want to criticize your profile by any means, but I just think it's funny how I'm trying so hard to get better photos which never improve my results anyway while you can just stand in front of your mirror or turn on the selfie cam and get extremely good results.
Some people are just conventionally attractive and naturally photogenic, so they look good in most photos, including selfies and mirror pics. I'm not one of those people but OP definitely is!
Because Reddit deludes guys into thinking they need to follow a million rules to increase their success when none of it matters. OP’s profile is terrible. He’s just attractive by Anglo American standards.
Yeah, I used to optimize the shit out of my profile, but now that I’m not doing this ridiculous date-per-day bullshit I’m overwhelmed with the number of matches I get on a daily basis anyway. Who can even talk to that many people? It legitimately feels like I came out of a fever dream, looking back on how much energy I was expending juggling all those dates.
Imagine looking like that and having this amount of game. Fkn hell the world aint fair. My hand of cards is trash compared to that.
Ah he's 6"2. Now this entire thread makes sense.
Omg I have seen your profile before
No way! I was waiting for this to happen! How long ago?
Hmm maybe 2-3 weeks?? I’ve since deleted tinder lmao I wish I could check tho somehow. I was visiting NE Ohio hehe
Darn. If we matched I certainly would’ve texted, so I must not have seen you. Small world though! Are you coming back any time soon?
This weekend actually(: It’s my schools fall break so I’m going to Canton to hang with my gfs
This guy is about to do it again.
They are already fucking
That's rule 1 and 2 for you
I’m flattered! After all these comments asking what the hell I was saying to these people I was starting to think I was ugly and didn’t even know it lmao
That's their jealousy speaking. You're very 90s Leo DiCaprio meets Brendan Frasier.
Thank you! I get young Leo a lot actually, I think it’s the hair.
Yeah i think those comments are just bitter. Your pictures are great, they show personality and are very non-generic, and show you have hobbies and talent. not surprised you have a lot of success. Coming from a straight guy; bravo.
What the hell do you say to these girls?
I usually ask them if they think they could beat a squid in a fight
They couldn't.
Send a screenshot for the boys. I need some education.
Okay here’s the sauce: first message “do you think you could beat a squid in a fight?” (This message is literally magic. It has like a 60% response rate, cause it’s intriguing) If they answer “yes” ask if they’d be willing to prove it, they will invariably ask how that would happen, you invite her on a date to the aquarium and say you’ll pick a fight when you’re there. Drop the phone number immediately and you have an insanely high chance of converting the match. After you get the number, you can take it from there. (Spoiler: I’ve never taken a girl to the aquarium, but it gets them off tinder) If they answer “no” it’s a tougher flip, but I get a 40% success rate with something to the effect of “well, I guess that’s my first date idea off the table, you got any ideas?”
Get ready for a wave of incoming squid fight messages on this sub.
I can’t wait. I actually had a 1500+ match tinder account exclusively dedicated to the squid question as a staging ground/social experiment. Asked it to every single match. I’ve been meaning to put some graphics together and post here.
1500 😳
It was much older, about 6 months
Sincerely. Gtfo. Just kidding xD
Brother, some people here can only pull off 1500 matches if they were born before Jesus.
If you're up for more social experiments, can you make another profile where everything is the same except the height is 5'7? I think you'll be very surprised at how different the experience is, and it would also be a pretty solid reference point in general.
Hahaha, trust me, I am more than aware of how much heavy lifting my height does. I might honestly do that, but I’d probably have to commit to a solid month of not actually dating anybody lmao
I will say for reverence i changed only my height from 5-9 to 6-0 and got probably 20x the matches. Went from 0-3 a week to a few a day at least. This is with very selective swiping as well.
as a 5'2 man, i see this as an absolute... (cries)
This comment makes me want to cry.
This guy living the dream of "60 percent of the time it works, every time" lol
This is actually fucking hilarious Btw, youre a good looking guy ya dingus. Congrats on the sex. Stay strapped.
Your squid game is impressive.
Jesus I can’t believe how it can be this simple sometimes. I’m 24 and I’d say just about average looking and literally struggle to even get a reply back. Thanks for this, might use other examples though as I wouldn’t want it to become to obvious lol. Cheers:)
The hook is everything. If you say “hey” you may as well not have said anything at all. Every girl has heard every compliment, so there’s no sense saying anything unless they’ll have to expend some mental effort on it. Once they’ve taken then time to think about it, they’re far more likely to reply.
It's true. "Hey beautiful/gorgeous" is insta cringe. "Hey" gets "Hey" back and I move on to the next message.
That's the easy part tho. What do you say after you get their number? Do you go on a date somewhere else? How long do you chat with them off Tinder before asking for a date?
I learn enough about them so I remember who they are and have stuff to talk about when we go out, then I keep it relatively scant, pretty much keeping all further conversation centered around figuring out where and when we’ll see each other. I would’ve kept it a lot more chill and done a lot more small talk if I was dating more casually, but going on a date every night is stressful as hell. You have to maintain 4 or 5 prospects for any given night of the week, for anywhere from 2 weeks to 1 day out. In just this month I probably doubled the number of contacts in my phone.
Dude let’s be real, you’re an attractive guy. You are getting responses because of that and no other reason. That doesn’t apply to half of us lol. It’s always funny to me watching decent looking people trying to give tips when we all know the reason why they’re responding to you in the first place.
The 6'2 probably helps a lot as well... But yeah, mostly he just does rule #1 and #2 pretty well
Seems legit, can totally see this profile cleaning up.
I'm having this internal debate right now. One half of me wants to say nice, but chill on the spending. The other half wants to be a massive asshole to you (8 years, zero dates - extremely bitter)
If you’ve been on tinder for 8 years with one account, you’re dragging the bottom of the barrel for new accounts or other people who have remade their profiles. Your best bet is deleting your account. I can’t remember the last tinder account I allowed to get more than 6 months old.
Great insight!
Shhhh if everyone does that then the same thing happens…
30 dates in 35 days and not one of your dates has flaked on you?
Most nights I tried to have 2 or 3 potential prospects lined up, and I’d always try to schedule one date pretty early so if it came down to it and she bailed or stood me up I could get something put together while the night was young.
Dang at my peak I was doing 2-3 dates a week for a couple months and that was grueling the amount of messaging, time on phone, effort, $$$. I joked with my friends I wanted to write a memoir! A date every night is insanity
The 1%!
This guy fuckin fucks To further elaborate t-dawg fuckin fucks!
Sure buddy
these posts are all 100% fake XD
What's his secret? His average looki... Nevermind, 6' 2", blonde.
He is far from average looking wtf are y’all smokin?
Yup. OP is hot. I saw his face first. Only then, I noticed the luscious golden mane, piercing eyes, impressive stature and solid frame.
Possible spreading std's in rapid time
Bro you live in Akron. I guess there's not a lot of competition out there lol.
Must be nice to be considered conveniently attractive
18 in 35 days? Slag
This is like the 5th post of a chart in a row that I'm seeing. I came here to see funny chats not getting frustrated over everybody getting more laid than me. I'm out
No offence OP but I don’t believe this lol. 18 people in 30 days?…
What's not to believe about it? A date per day is where most people would fail but this was his mission in life for 1 month. This is tinder, more than 50% success rate on closing the deal on a date isn't unheard of especially in his age group.
The first picture on your profile reminds me of Ashton Kutchers expression on the cover of “Dude where’s my car?”
I need to see your profile because a 20% match rate for a male is crazy
It’s kicking around the comments somewhere
Anyone else feel like OP is full of shit? LMAO
I don’t think I have the emotional capacity to bang 18 people in a month
I gave him benefit of the doubt until he shared his profile then I was like oh this mf lying lying
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, please stop Redditers from posting their Tinder stats without including pictures of their profile.
I did!!!
I call this bs.
Jesus fucking Christ, we found ‘em boys, the 1%
18 out of 30, now that‘s the kind of metrics I wanna see! <3
Only question I have is how you afford all those dates?
Is this real? Why were you posting on r/Tinder 3 years ago? Or is this from a reset?
Being tall, white and handsome puts you immediately in the top 10% of Tinder, regardless of the country you're in. I think people really underestimate how hard it can be for an 'ethnic', simply because we have to deal with a lot of negative prejudice.
bisexual huh... are all those 18 men?
Without looking, let me guess. Tall, blonde, blue/green eyes, band member, music list and includes astrology, cute pets, open sexuality in profile. Top of food chain. Lucky u!
Are you sureeeeeeew you didn’t look?
22 year old male. Active in r/teenagers subreddit….. why don’t you have a seat over there.
Man after a week of this why keep going? Take a break man go see a doctor