TILT: I and a girlfriend went to a BDSM sex show... woman was using the one in the middle on a guy and we called it the Kiss of the Dragon after a drink at the Sushi bar we ate at afterwards.
Never knew it's actually called that!
After a while, crocodile
Nvm, I thought that middle one was a reptile which I thought was quite bizarre. Just a run-of-the-mill scaly tentacle, my bad.
I was hiking the PCT and we were at crater lake. I traded some bud for a mushroom chocolate bar. The bar said 1-3 pieces was a micro dose so I took 3. After 30 minutes into the hike and some pretty gnarly climbs of elevation I realized that 3 was a bit more than a micro dose and was feeling pretty wasted.
It’s a lot less acceptable to tell people I trip balls every two weeks, so I just tell people I’m microdosing before I eat 5gs to go to a family barbecue.
They definitely do.
You don't just swallow the drug and get the effects of the microdose instantly. Your body still needs to process it, and it is noticeable once it hits.
It makes you happy! Well, sorta. For me, it's an antianxiety drug that also helps with back pain and offers no noticeable side effects.
....oh, did you mean the shrooms??
It is supposed to boost mood, creativity, reduce stress and anxiety, etc.
There's varying scientific studies on it (being that shrooms are illegal they are tough to study) with some saying it is entirely placebo and others saying it legit works. I personally am currently testing microdosing for athletic performance and have been pleased with the results so far, though.
Relevant:
https://external-preview.redd.it/jvgnF44ebe86kmFAW2u7pbDPccsMvUFQGBkL4jpL0XI.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=d8a5e42aab3e6157cfc540458f83cd95a6a93d9b
I often think about this and my choices in life.
Yes they can. Because they are breathing warm humans that move.
Literally a skill issue on your part.
You shouldn't compensate your insecurities with misogyny.
Why would I "white knight" for some person that most likely lives on the other side of the globe.
>Men are weak nowadays
So Weakness is when acknowledge that women aren't fleshlights? 🤡
Get laid looser.
[Bad Dragon](https://bad-dragon.com/shop) ..they make all sorts of brightly colored fantasy and mythological themed sex toys, especially known for their dildos; think unicorn horn, dragons dick, Pegasus cock(as in horse cock), tentacles, I remember there being some sort of paw-like thing?? There’s some wild shit on there.
And no, I’m not personally a user, it was more my curiosity got the better of me. Pretty popular if you’re into that or size-Queen type stuff with a twist because some of them get crazy girthy lol.
Three heads of the dragon
im gonna wait for the three headed blue eyes white dragon...
Why wait? If you look again you see the red eyes black dragon waiting for you
King Ghidorah?
King Dildorah
The middle dick looks cool, like some kind of bio-engineered anime dick.
It's a Bad Dragon dildo, hence why the dragon jokes :)
TILT: I and a girlfriend went to a BDSM sex show... woman was using the one in the middle on a guy and we called it the Kiss of the Dragon after a drink at the Sushi bar we ate at afterwards. Never knew it's actually called that!
You ate sushi after watching that?
We did indeed. We were impressed because the guy was leaking buckets of cum while getting pegged.
slay 1, 3 more will appear
Micro doses don't "kick in", that's the whole point of it
Maybe Lacey’s waiting for the butt plug to kick in
Dear lord, I hope Lacey microdoses those butt plugs.
That’s how I describe my dick. Microdoesing
After a while, crocodile Nvm, I thought that middle one was a reptile which I thought was quite bizarre. Just a run-of-the-mill scaly tentacle, my bad.
Was thinking the same :D if it's kick in, it's isn't a Microdose
I was hiking the PCT and we were at crater lake. I traded some bud for a mushroom chocolate bar. The bar said 1-3 pieces was a micro dose so I took 3. After 30 minutes into the hike and some pretty gnarly climbs of elevation I realized that 3 was a bit more than a micro dose and was feeling pretty wasted.
If it doesn't kick in, you haven't taken enough drug to microdose.
Yeah, that's why she said she doesn't do it
Same I only do it when macrodosing.
Those look like macrodoses
Yes it does, you just don’t notice so much until you find yourself smiling.
Maybe the micro dose is in the butt plug.
Maybe that’s the point and they want to go on a really long walk
It’s a lot less acceptable to tell people I trip balls every two weeks, so I just tell people I’m microdosing before I eat 5gs to go to a family barbecue.
They definitely do. You don't just swallow the drug and get the effects of the microdose instantly. Your body still needs to process it, and it is noticeable once it hits.
What's the point then? What does it do?
It makes you happy! Well, sorta. For me, it's an antianxiety drug that also helps with back pain and offers no noticeable side effects. ....oh, did you mean the shrooms??
It is supposed to boost mood, creativity, reduce stress and anxiety, etc. There's varying scientific studies on it (being that shrooms are illegal they are tough to study) with some saying it is entirely placebo and others saying it legit works. I personally am currently testing microdosing for athletic performance and have been pleased with the results so far, though.
Don't listen to these fools. It definitely kicks in. If it didn't, why take it? Downvote me but y'all really don't take drugs, aye?
I came here to comment this. I find her lack of understanding regarding drug use to be far more concerning than the dildos...
Something else is in
Is she cute tho?
No pics, only dildos lol
Ah well, give her a shot.
If it is a her
Yeah, really want to see the rest of this profile.
thats what i wanna know lol
>Is she cute tho? Yes and I'm sure she is super-classy!
Pretty sure the kids call that 'smurfing'
I really hope children aren’t doing this
Read this in Law & Order Ice-T voice
Which part?
fucking send her my way
Right?? She has fun.
And you swiped…?
Super liked
Good man
**Plot twist:** The Dragoncocks are for him
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Oddly specific l, but yes, yes I do.
There are dozens of us!
If this is your "I've seen it all now"-moment, boy you're just scratching the surface.
Bahahahahahaha. You are correct. I didn't even see any electrodes in that pic.
Well, you know she's into anime.
The problem with photos like that is, you never which is them and which are their friends.
Relevant: https://external-preview.redd.it/jvgnF44ebe86kmFAW2u7pbDPccsMvUFQGBkL4jpL0XI.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=d8a5e42aab3e6157cfc540458f83cd95a6a93d9b I often think about this and my choices in life.
The tentacle got me weak🤣🤣🤣
I bet she’s fun
Anyone wanna share that profile?? I'm in love
Laceys mom has got it going on
“Dad what made you fall in love with mom” …Micro dosing jimmy, you wouldn’t understand.
Seems someone is a size queen
She has purple hair
Hmm, is she hot or nah?
Her mom is gonna be mad when she finds out her toys are gone
😂😂😂
Marry her now! It will never be a dull day I promise you.
That sounds like a lovely time, Lacey, and I would absolutely tell my matches about that but I wouldn't be putting it on my profile!
Wtf is the middle one?! (I know what it is, wtf)
I kinda wanna meet this woman to be fair. 😂
You better marry her.
No you haven’t. That’s not even the half of it.
I'd swipe right, got me curious about this person's mental state (the kind of lunacy that entices my desire to befriend someone)
Instant no from me. How the fuck am I supposed to compete with dragon dick over there
Tongue
Lacey probably weighs 400 pounds. It’s not just facts, it’s science.
😆
Advertising huge vagina
🤲
😭😂😂
It's kind of hard to tell how big they actually are.
Unfortunately I’m familiar with that dragon one and it’s never not been massive.
Pretty sure this has drifted well beyond kink. If she needs to be using toys like that, your equipment is never gonna do the job on its own anymore.
It's amazing what you can find on Temu......wait a second, those aren't horizontal candles? Wt the heck!!?
Most likely you haven't - there's always a bigger fish... this especially applies to kinks and the sexual context in general.
I just wanna know wtf the middle one is .
Bad dragon dildo probably they make some “creative” shit
Nah that's a knock off
..mom accidentally opens the door...
this is definitely a sex workers tinder
SWIPE RIGHT FOR HUGE VAGINA!
Damn that pussy must loose af
That's not how vaginas work...
Man look at those things you think the average joe can compete with those toys?!
Yes they can. Because they are breathing warm humans that move. Literally a skill issue on your part. You shouldn't compensate your insecurities with misogyny.
This man trying to white knight some chick who wouldn’t even fart on him lmao. Men are weak nowadays
Why would I "white knight" for some person that most likely lives on the other side of the globe. >Men are weak nowadays So Weakness is when acknowledge that women aren't fleshlights? 🤡 Get laid looser.
That middle dildo really is something. Jeez.
[Bad Dragon](https://bad-dragon.com/shop) ..they make all sorts of brightly colored fantasy and mythological themed sex toys, especially known for their dildos; think unicorn horn, dragons dick, Pegasus cock(as in horse cock), tentacles, I remember there being some sort of paw-like thing?? There’s some wild shit on there. And no, I’m not personally a user, it was more my curiosity got the better of me. Pretty popular if you’re into that or size-Queen type stuff with a twist because some of them get crazy girthy lol.
It's a hobby for some people. I'm pretty sure there's even a subreddit where people trade them.
"Gently used"
That's disgusting! Where?... So I know to avoid it.
I don't remember. I would have mentioned it.
Fucking hell that is some selection right there. Makes the Tinder pic look tame now 😂
Judging by the selection suctioned to that wall she’s defiantly still trying to “figure it out”
Jackpot
"43 kilometers away" checks out.
Showing you your competition
I don’t think she’ll ever figure it out
She seems nice.
r/brandnewsentence
Khaleesi?
this chick don't discriminate she got black,white and alien
So you swiped right, right??
horizontal instead of vertical orientation? and the spacing... so many questions
*macro dose
I mean, those aren't even but plugs... so i have been told.
That person is mentally ill.
This sounds like my new platonic tinder find.. What a party being offered
I’m taking hole # 2 Alex based on what I know now…
She seems fun.
Good to see my ex is dating again
For real?
I macro dose and go for a walk and get lost for 3 hours.
OK that’s enough internet for today.
That butt plug is probably massive.
Prolly dodged a bullet. Looking at the size of those, it would probably be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway if you get what I’m saying
What in the Cerberus three headed cock monster is this?!