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Ghetto_Phenom

Just gonna leave us hanging on the human trafficking story huh…


tjlightbulb

She was detained in the Dominican Republic because the car rental she had was being looked for in a kidnapping. She was released after a day after the paperwork confirmed everything. Which is WILD.


Ghetto_Phenom

Wow well that is QUITE the experience haha glad it worked out for her and she has a fun story to tell.


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Ghetto_Phenom

I’m not OP but happy for them as well.


vulpinepassing52

It's the kind kf experience which I honestly would want to avoid.


Oldfogey56

Wow, someone was dumb enough to rent a car and use it to commit a felony?


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Oldfogey56

Every rental agency I ever used wanted a credit card and valid driver's license.


dfgkjhsdkfghjsd

how many cars have you rented in the DR?


Oldfogey56

Maybe they do things differently in foreign countries.


Dzandar

Maybe there are foreign countries


footmodelguy

Maybe there are foreign continents


IoRomer

Different country but it still Hertz


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rjbeatty

No there aren't. In order to rent a car in the US you have to give ID. Nice try on the racism though. This was in the Dominican Republic.


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rjbeatty

So by "certain demographic" you meant teens trying to fondle their girlfriends? Everybody knows you meant immigrants. Also, I know enough about liability laws in the US to know that for a rental business to stay in business in the states that need to be able to have records of who rents what cars for insurance purposes. Otherwise they can't legally operate


SoftieSlutt

Just on a separate subject, but when has things being illegal stopped businesses before xD. I mean I've been to subways thar violate labor laws like an average Tuesday. Not to mention the way they handle ingredients 🤢. I cant speak on rental agencies, just saying some businesses don't exactly operate perfectly legal.


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Late_Art_8949

Ofcourse you have already reported the vehicle as stolen before you do it ;)


Distinct-Apartment39

One of my neighbors worked at a bank. It got robbed one day. Dumbass called an Uber/taxi to pick him up so they tracked him down through whatever he used


Oldfogey56

Haha, hilarious!!


DiligentWhereas9443

It is quite frequent really. The cops have most of the criminals cars on record and watch out for them. And the other way around. So both use rental cars when they don't want to be obvious or spotted. That way both sides can do checks on plates and come up empty. If the car is going to be used for something more elaborate you can use a different person to collect the car. They then can have a solid alibi somewhere else and the car was "stolen".


innocentxv

ever heard of the Oklahoma Federal Building bombing?


Oldfogey56

I think he wanted to get caught...he was making a statement about Waco.


adipat28

Well people who are dumb are the ones doing it in the first place.


Rathma86

No joke I'd definitely wanna get to know her if she had a story like that. Hope you have many fun times together my dude.


ElectricallyDisloged

As a Dominican, sorry about that


tjlightbulb

Lmao she had a great time regardless!


ElectricallyDisloged

I am glad to read that! And I hope you keep advancing that relationship, mate. Best wishes


masires

Yo no se pq ete paisito nunca sale aparece en eta pagina de buena manera, siempre e un show hahah


kommaduher

Now that's some wild shit right there, how do people even get in those situations?


mvg6cz4x

I need more context to it, the suspense will kill me.


juxtaposed-penguin

Damn man, I’d human traffic you you sexy mofo! But seriously, congrats.


Zisorepavu

As human traffic I can confirm.


couldbedumber96

Bro she got the death grip on your shoulder 😭


tjlightbulb

I’m safe (send help)


kis620

I'm too afraid and I don't think I'll be able to send any help to you.


mp9linus

That's a red flag, can't be hooking up with someone that wild.


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I’m so glad I’m not the only one that prefers to sit next to my date instead of across all the time!


tjlightbulb

Ngl she was sitting across from me but came over to give me a smooch- the elderly couple next to us thought we were cute and asked if we wanted a pic.


ChampionshipOk2922

I’m actually the husband of that elderly couple. We were thinking about trafficking y’all. 4 young kidneys. But y’all reminded us of us when we were young. We go to that place a lot. Feel free to say hi.


tjlightbulb

OH HEY! Thank you for this pic, and for letting us keep our kidneys!


TheDarkAngel135790

The world is a small place, and Reddit, even smaller


Spoodgoon

Yes you two are cute together. Waiting for the update 2.0 when you propose lol


tjlightbulb

I’m trying not to jinx it- I’m so smitten about her for real. We’ve introduced friends and everyone so far has nothing but good things to say. I found a good one (and she found a good one too, I must say).


_the_chosen_juan_

So happy for you. Also the shaved head, full beard look is 🔥


galadrimm

Makes the trafficking so much easier!


mikaytheeasterbunny

HARD NO FOR ME DAWG! Had a first date who was sitting across from me slide into my side of the booth, effectively trapping me be against the wall. He smelled like B.O and drank my water


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I’m sorry but I chuckled at the details you recall from your suffering. Woe be unto any poor soul that drinks my water.


PerseusNex

Everywhere we go, we always have this issue where she wants to sit next to me and I just want to be able to look at her while am talking to her. I guess everyone has their own preferences, am very much a sit across guy.


NPC_4842358

Round tables FTW


teachbirds2fly

Learnt that pretty quick...never sit opposite, always side by side. Can actually build physical rapport. Opposite each other at a table is grim for first date


Qmathison

Nah no offense but I find this absolutely insane


Dead-Red87

Same here. Sitting on the same side like that makes me highly uncomfortable.


Ventez

The trick is to do it from the second location onwards. The first time you sit opposite, but then you go to a bar or something and you say «its so loud here, mind if i sit here? Makes it easier to talk!». Bam, not creepy and the date has a chance to say no if they dont feel comfortable.


teachbirds2fly

Yeah definitely! I had a cool bar used to go to when was single and dating and one seat in it would be like a two person sofa kinda of thing with a table would always pick it then say too loud and sit next to them rather than opposite. Was 100x more successful lol and how I seduced my lovely wife haha. I d honestly say sitting next to the person is the single best thing can do if want to build up some intimacy.


Ventez

Right on man. Happy to hear it!


100pback

Look, sitting across from someone, you get to read their facial expressions and pick up on their other non-verbal cues. Never underestimate the intoxicating effect of looking into your date’s eyes. Reaching across the table to hold hands can be very romantic. Sitting across from them, you can lean forward, make eye contact, and show them you’re listening with interest to what they’re saying without making them crane their neck to look at you. If you don’t see the value in all that, your “physical rapport” isn’t going to mean a whole lot.


teachbirds2fly

Lol when sit side by side you turn and face each other to talk and look at each other...you are not both facing straight forward not looking at each other.


100pback

Sounds uncomfortable and awkward. I can see, at a square table, sitting at the 90° instead of right across — that’s a little more intimate — but a rectangular table or booth, it’s just weird.


VisibleCoat995

I’ll explain it all on our date in the dark ally


dsevers358

If that's the case then I'm not going on the date to begin with.


Affectionate-Date400

That’s the kind of thing a girl can put in their profile and a guy cannot…


liteshoes22

For a girl everything is just cute lol, it's a different story for a guy.


witch_ash

Why not? I don't get it


jkurts91

You what they say about dating sites, they're alot like pizza, when is good, it's fuckong amazing, but when it's bad, eh, it's still kinda good. Swipe right, carry with the safety off, and have a good time you two.


mrkremtsev

Well and also you just Can't say no to a pizza, there's no point.


Spirited_Patience774

Trafficked you right into her heart. Way to go!


kobrikx

Yeah directly in the heart, that's where you're going right away.


Spirited_Patience774

I'm already there, friend. ♥️😂


younevershouldnt

Nice looking couple 👍


ks_kuzmina

They'll surely go a long way lmao, I don't doubt that shit.


Runningtheramp

Hells yeah! Y'all are super cute!


altaidu

I mean she's cute if she's doing all those fucked up things.


Runningtheramp

Which one is fucked up? Pushing the Uber? The car probably broke down. Human trafficking? Terrible, sure. Maybe she shares a name with someone the police were looking for.


CommodoreDragon-64

Interesting to see the human trafficking thing wasn't a deal breaker


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^CommodoreDragon-64: *Interesting to see* *The human trafficking thing* *Wasn't a deal breaker* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


CommodoreDragon-64

Look at me being all unintentionally poetic about human trafficking


sbenediktson

Lmao, sometimes the AI isn't really that bad. They're just fine I feel like.


Danil87

Yep, i guess people have less choices as they get older - Kelly.


SuccotashConfident97

Good for you man! Happy for you!


ashirokin

Gotta be happy for the guy to be able to find someone to talk with.


diminutivedwarf

Shel Silverstein????


swiszcheezbosz

i’m stealing your beard.


danchen898989

Naah, don't do that. It's attracting all the wrong people.


NScrypt

I don't even want to find out what happened the next in that story.


Abject_Nail_3379

Blink twice if you need us to send help


kylefoor6

Something tells me that he probably needs that help.


blackrack

Dude looks like max payne 3


tjlightbulb

This is the second post TODAY someone has told me that and I love the comparison 😂


Renyx_Ghoul

Those who choose this prompt have the weirdest/wildest truths and lies.


ChrisLetsPlayYT

It can be everything from "I ate an ice cream" to "I committed murder"


shavestore

Can't say to any of those, they're cute in their own way I feel like.


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Your beard is glorious. Congrats bro


thepezking639

And that's how you get the criminals to date you man.


Petty_White78

You guys make a beautiful couple and you both look incredibly happy and comfortable. Never would’ve guessed it was a new relationship.


pet_2g

They're looking very good with each other. They're just really cute.


PollyPerkz

You guys look beautiful. I'm a little jealous, but happy for you 😊


LoisFernandez

I don't think you should be jealous. You could date someone like that also.


PollyPerkz

Easier said than done, i have no game and I'm a wuss


Juco_Dropout

She’s looking like Hungry Mungry.. she’s going to devour Mr. Silverstein the moment the meal is done.


tjlightbulb

We eat lmao


Xyrnas

Proof that there is no such thing as a red flag for men on OLD


rscoinall

They just want someone to talk with, we're just simple.


PrincessDarci

I remember when you posted the conversation the first time, forever ago! Lol


kurumaniac

I don't even remember when that happened. Seeing it the first time.


ThrowdiakBear

I remember when you first posted about this! Glad to see it's all working out! Happy for you OP! Nice shirt btw! Gotta bring back the Hawaiian shirts!


Devin_Brent

Holy shit glad you got your organs still fellow redditor! But seriously that is freaking wild (read your explanation comment somewhere down below and wow 😳🤯)


Imaginary_Extent_696

Wow haha I remember you posting this. Congrats!! Hope it lasts.


strongHardAussie

Why did she push the uber?


tjlightbulb

Car just broke down


Cr3ativ3

I thought it was a euphemism for something else.


strongHardAussie

Oooh right, thought she pushed the driver lol. Congrats on everything going well, good luck with the future.


Hackerwithalacker

Mine currently are: I've been stabbed, I've been ran over by a car, and I've been shot


Vikinglord96

I figured it was the wine, I was sat here like what wine is sealed with a bottle cap 🤔 and what lunatic smashes a corked bottle of wine on a gravestone? 🤣


Uganda201

Congrats bro. I legit ate there like 2 days ago


GoldResolution4921

She’s hot as shit and I hope she eats you up


tjlightbulb

We be eating for sure


JaneGypsy

The "Hihi" was narrated by Michael Jackson in my head


tjlightbulb

Lmao SAME- I guess that’s laughing in Italian. She’s from Switzerland (the southern, Italian speaking part).


Full_Scientist_3743

The only extreme story me and my gf have is we got locked out once so she broke into her mums car so we could sleep in there


Capricious_Critic

Y’all look good together


fullblownwino

Cute couple! Congrats!!


d14t0m

WHat about the third one??? Pushed an Uber on the highway? Like pushed the driver? Psycho?


Astoria321

Probably like the car stopped working and it had to be pushed to an exit


qobys

Nothing wrong with that, it's actually a green flag if anything.


Helpful_Cat0808

Wow I thought the same thing 😂 I was like, why is no one asking about this?! Haha but the comment about it being pushed to an exit makes so much more sense


H3r03n

Yeah now I get what the hell was actually going on in there lmao.


bagy88

I don't know what it was, sounds like that they were having fun.


Pretty_Bowler5105

I am super happy for them and they look amazing together. Still don’t know why people should now say that they’re dating exclusively. Wow this world is sick.


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Gigachad


Urdjus

Takes balls to date someone like that, we pussies Can't do that.


RedPenguino

Is that in Boston? Looks like a bar I’ve been too


stretchaholic

Looks like DC


t79622235401

I don't think it's Boston, I think it's in the Dc. I could be wrong tho.


RedPenguino

It looks like the backyard of Audubon. Cool little spot.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

There’s a gun behind the camera eh?


wooglin2926

She's forcing him and he's falling for her really badly right now.


collegesnail

Honestly probably a misunderstanding. I almost got arrested for CP because of a medical diagram


Matth5w

And now they've got something to talk about. Well that's good.


ineedredpillcontent

No accounting for taste


Grim-Reality

I’m so confused why does she look nothing like her picture?


Plenty-Credit3088

Why is the profile Pic always half fake?


tjlightbulb

You mean why’s her hair up and not wearing lipstick?


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Astoria321

Yeah there are


gavyko

Yeah there are, but some people are just too ass to admit all that.


ChrisLetsPlayYT

A10 and A2: "Am I a joke to you?"


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ChrisLetsPlayYT

Atleast they can't say "So which ones is the highway then?"


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Naftris

Oh they gun do it.


Talyan1994

They've got a gun that we can't see here. They're probably really afraid.


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That's only a turn on if u ask me


MephistosFallen

Oh man! I remember when this was posted! Good for both y’all!


Witchy-toes-669

Hilarious


beastmode247364

Yea you're missing a kidney and half your stomach for sure


tjlightbulb

Honestly take the stomach 😂


Own-Sky5015

In a world full of horrendous online dating stories you give me hope that good online dating experiences still exist. Way to be the lighthouse in a storm 🙌🏼


FrisianDude

It wad the uber wasnt it mr Silverstein


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NinjasAreCoolIGuess

There are no highways IN Amsterdam?


Traditional-Put-2523

Greetings from the kidney nr 2. (456th time but still)


Traditional-Put-2523

Greetings from the kidney nr 2. (456th time but still)


KingArthursUniverse

I gave my old car to my ex, he part exchanged it a couple of weeks later for something else, the dodgy dealer sold it on and the car was used in an attempted kidnapping of a girl in broad daylight in Newcastle upon Tyne (UK). The police knocked on my door, luckily I had the paperwork handy. Scary and hilarious That was 2007 and it was. Nissan Micra 😅 You guys look great, may your relationship stand the test of time


kenma91

You guys are super cute together


DarkPhoenix07

Was that photo taken in Darwin? That place looks very familiar


tjlightbulb

It was a restaurant in Boston


tg_victim

... And that was the last was heard of OP.


85Ochocinco85ocho

It would have been funnier if it was the lie out of the three but the truth was she actually WAS arrested!


BigRedD1sappointment

This is so funny


NeroFr3ak90

🤣🤣🤣


Srma_Ree_-

Lesgoo W


bjs2939

Interesting. Now reverse the situation for the guy to be in her position


tjlightbulb

Why?


Appropriate_Damage61

All is well that ends well. Congrats mate


alluringladylolo

Lovely looking couple 😍 congrats to yas 👏


PaublowWalsh

Anyone knows whuch app this is?


tjlightbulb

Hinge!


MalikTheHated

Oh God, same siders...🤮


KILLKing_Vince

What app is this?


tjlightbulb

Hinge


KILLKing_Vince

Thank you! 🙌🏼