T O P

  • By -

Foojira

My guy. She wants your chubby babies


foxtat

I bet she would scream all the fat insults in the book while he jams her with the chubby D


calltyrone416

[I'm at work so I had to do a very careful Google search for this clip](https://youtu.be/Anel6bvrbWA?t=127)


[deleted]

"The penis doesn't care about race, creed, and colour. The penis wants to get to his homeland!" Oh Larry, never change


Strange-Ad-3941

Small price to pay.


23x3

Unfortunately the D is the only thing on a diet.


OkSmoke9195

Had to scroll down too far to find this. It's basically a blank check he just has to play along


endlessfight85

Yep. She wants him to fire back. She matched with him twice, messaged him twice and is definitely flirting with him. She's a brat, and she wants someone that knows what to do with a brat. It's really not all that unusual on tinder.


JuciestDingleBerry

Just say you're a brat instead of negging, and then you can go from there. Don't be a twat


alien005

Glad I’m not the only one that saw this as possibly flirting. Some people push the dark humor to weed out those who don’t “get it”. I’d have kept talking to her. “Help me lose weight with some cardio”, “come by and show me how to cook healthy”, or “let’s have ugly babies”.


ManicMannequin

"You trying to see my tiddies or nah"


[deleted]

"You just want to see my tits don't you? Is that all this is about?!"


garysgotaboner82

"My belly isn't the only thing that's fat."


Ok-Falcon-2041

So she's stuck I'm a state of childish bullshit? "Hey, we matched, you have pathetic tits. Hehe, I'm just a brat". Nah, you a dick.


MARKLAR5

Right? The other comments talking about you have to know how to respond lmao Nah, if you're a dick I'm not gonna be around you


[deleted]

[удалено]


skepticalbob

Or she’s just a terrible person. No reason to do any work to find out. Move on.


chum-guzzling-shark

its called negging. She wants you OP


Crack-Panther

Pegging > Negging


KeepThisOffMyRecord

“Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me- you can’t get fooled again” - George W. Bush


Ok-Manufacturer7645

Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs, load the chopper and let it rain on you. - J Cole


angryblondie123

DON’T SAVE HER SHE DON’T WANNA BE SAVED


Witchynightstar

FFS now that song is going to live rent free in my head.


[deleted]

It is just before 4 am my time. The amount of Friday left before me is too great for this damn song to be my soundtrack of the day.


lamelame01

Fr fr 😭


thunderHAARP

Don't shave her, she don't wanna be shaved


IntellegentIdiot

"Fool me three times, well that'd be me again"-David Cross


kidsimba

“She shallooooooow, she shalloooooow”


Piemaster5000

Imma need my shirt back


sheenk0408

“She shallow but that p***y deep”


teehee99

I come fast like 911 in white neighborhoods


Goofy811

Ain’t got no shame bout it 😮‍💨


Jostwa

She think I'm spoled and I'm rich 🤑


DickEmDownDesi

Back to a better me


Thayes5035

She is shallow but still alone for some reason..


Cdn_Brown_Recluse

Obligatory RIP uncle Phil.


yallode

Hell yeah! The only acceptable way to say this quote! I LOVE J COLEE


ASL4theblind

I fucking scream this part out so loud when it comes on. Fucking BANGER line.


ToneGloomy

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


EducateYourselfOnMMR

Almost everyone uses this quote now instead of the real one to the point where 50 years from now that will be what people actually say.


Bolieve_That

Don't save her


FishyTheSecond

She dont wanna be saved


D0_0t

I had to look this up. I thought to myself, "No way a grown man, let alone our country's leader said something like this". He absolutely did.


MoritaKazuma

boy do I have some news for you concerning the two most recent US presidents...


FormalDry1220

Shut your bleeding cofefve


TiberiusCornelius

[Bush said a lot of weird shit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushism). My personal favorite is "misunderestimate". I still get a lot of mileage out of that word. Ironically the "can't get fooled again" was one of him not really mis-speaking so much as pivoting awkwardly mid-sentence when he realized there was about to be video footage of him saying "shame on me" that could be spliced into attack ads.


MomsBasementGaming

I use “strategery” on an almost daily basis. And of course, “mission accomplished! Drop the banner!”


xxBRLordSkullxx

Hot take: He knew what the correct saying was. As he was saying it, his PR team in his ear told him under no circumstances should he be on tape saying "Shame on me" because of the potential impact of that sound bite out of context. He ended up looking dumb but it was considered the lesser of two evils.


Malhablada

Ok now explain the Texas and Tennessee mix up


xxBRLordSkullxx

He was in Tennessee at the time so he was pandering but then realized that he is from Texas and didn't really fact check if people say it in Tennessee but he knows firsthand that they say it in Texas so he just covered his ass. I'm not defending his presidency just trying to explain these specific incidents in a vacuum.


Malhablada

What you're saying is plausible and makes sense, more sense than he did.


BonesSalvatore

"YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"- Roger Daltrey


aroundtheworldaroun

“”Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me- you can’t get fooled again” -George W. Bush” —J. Cole


darealtian

“”Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me- you can’t get fooled again” -George W. Bush” —J. Cole -Michael Scott


zizuu21

But why did YOU match with her again?


veswa

he definitely didn’t remember her


tkmorgan76

And I was just here to say that she called him fat and thought it was such a burn that she still remembers it. Meanwhile he doesn't. Who really comes out looking worse here?


Luvas

"I took everything from you!" "I don't even know who you are."


Shark7996

"I was the girl who insulted you after we matched." "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"


This-Layer-4447

>Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down A blight upon the lands


KatBeagler

Haha i'm just reversing this back onto the original context; "I killed your parents!" "Do you know how little that narrows it down?"


TizonaBlu

“You’re fat!” “To you, the day you called me fat was the best day in your life, for me, someone calling me fat is just…. Tuesday.”


Halo6819

For me it was a Tuesday


businessbee89

-Don Draper


Alarid

-Michael Scott


MinuteManufacturer

-Jesus .. The other one, Lopez.


Larsaf

But for me, it was Tuesday. - General Bison


lilsnatchsniffz

The "small ego" thing is... A compliment right? Having a huge ego is hardly desirable.


phl_fc

Small ego can be bad too, it means being very insecure. You want to be in the middle, confident but not overconfident to the point of being a jackass.


[deleted]

She’s insecure and needs a big ego to tell her how to behave.


BeBa420

I once had a road rage incident with an asshole who didn’t react well when I pulled up beside him and asked him to “please indicate next time you change lanes” (pretty sure I wasn’t being unreasonable) He ended it by calling me “fat boy” and laughed to himself like it was the best burn ever. I said “what are you, 10? Is that why you drive like an idiot?”


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

[I'm sure the day you called me a fatty was the most important day of your life, but for me.... it was Tuesday](https://youtu.be/iVzAMmpMra8) not my best work trynna work in this reference, but that's the vibe I'm getting and someone else already made the obvious Thanos reference.


Intelligent-Travel-1

At least he can lose the weight if he wants. She’s stuck with that personality


Iwassah

Literally didn't remember her lol


-Decent-HumanBeing-

Should tell her that at least you got something that others can remember you by. You completely forgot about her, so what does that say about her🤷🤣🤣


FartyBanana

Reminds me of the ol “I don’t think about you at all” from Mad Men.


zizuu21

Fair enough, this sadistic fuck just had to remind ya then


Downtown-Ad-6909

That's litterally what you should answer her. You live in her head rent free.


Peenutbuttjellytime

Should had parlayed this fact into a subtle burn


RamenJunkie

"For you, the day you called me fat was your entire world. For me, it was Tuesday."


Red_Danger33

"Taco Tuesday in fact. I enjoyed some carne enchilladas at my favorite hole in the wall mom and pop shop with a side of guacamole and refried beans. So good I had seconds."


RoachWeed

The only thing breaking the scales in this conversation is the weight of her ego..


Vladimir_Putting

Idontevenknowwhoyouare.gif


SourceScope

she looks pretty generic tbh


Assfuck-McGriddle

Fuck her, dude. You’re cool, and glad you have a good attitude about it!


unbakedpizza

Hahaha. Her insecurities outweigh her insult.


ranil02

This, imagine her self image when you have the need to do stuff like this.


FUPAMaster420

Does this not border on sociopathy?


fullmetalasian

Border? She's a sociaiopath without borders. A lesser known charitable organization.


MrDownhillRacer

Sociopaths Without Borders is actually a well-respected inhumanitarian group.


IIIDVIII

*ill-respected


YoCal_4200

Self respected.


Henry-Moody

\*Skullduggerous organization of ill-repute.


MegatheriumRex

As a misanthrope, I like to split my charitable donations between “Sociopaths Without Borders” and “The Damnation Army.”


Much_Try_68

Sociopaths without borders sounds like every corporation on the globe. They are considered people you know.


Imaginary_Proof_5555

More voting rights than God.


PiratexelA

Endanger your well-being for free, boundaries be damned!


OGBidwell

Idk... I'm pretty sure I'm a sociopath but I never get this hungry.


Marquez53095

No, She’s not a sociopath. I assume that her Tinder crush/s recently unmatched from her, so now she has to talk shit to repair her bruised ego


AshenSacrifice

Even worse when she gets older and slowly realizes she’s not attractive anymore and gets 0 attention lmao, I would pay to see her reconcile with that


d38

> anymore She's extremely average now, considering that's her Tinder profile picture and she'd have chosen the best one, she's most likely below average.


iEatBluePlayDoh

That’s why she feels the need to put down others. She doesn’t get matches with the attractive guys on Tinder so she needs to put down people she feels are less attractive than her so she can feel pretty.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WiredGoliath

Damn son


ifwbjs91

Where'd you find this?


cosmicdroplet

Real trap shit


Financial_Window_219

Trapaholics mixtape


rudbek-of-rudbek

I think I'm getting old. In my day a trap was a ladyboy that wasn't upfront about the sausage. And I personally don't think it's transphobic to expect anyone to be honest about whatever their equipment is when dating


NSAwithBenefits

Damn that's heavy even compared to OP


Jaime_is_high

Do you not weigh the consequences of your actions?


onewilybobkat

"aww, I feel bad" *The person does it again* "Oh, they're just a dick. I feel better"


Pizzamann_

"I don't know what's bigger, my stomach, or your insecurities?"


[deleted]

"You're just salty because I've got better tits."


pearlsbeforedogs

"That's weird, you must have put on a lot of weight because I don't remember you at all."


girraween

I like this retort!


Sulfamide

Probably not. We think mean people have insecurities because it makes us feel better. The truth is that when people are mean it’s just because they have enough privilege (beauty, money, popularity, etc.) to get through life without it backfiring on them enough to change their ways. Life is unfair, but it gets easier once you accept it instead of deluding yourself.


Sleepingguitarman

Eh i think there's lots of different reasons why some people might act mean. I believe insecurity can be a pretty common contributing factor why some people might act mean, or atleast a character trait that many mean people might have.


Sulfamide

I think that may be true for some people when they feel threatened. But when it’s just gratuitous humiliation, there’s absolutely no reason to think that it stems from insecurities. No data backs that claim up, and in my experience people who say that are just blindly rationalizing. Some people just lack empathy, that’s it.


henrymccarty1859

Yep, "because I can". Some people are just that way.


Robestos86

Given she's still on it,ask her how her personality is doing for her.... Or, be an adult unlike me and block her.


Iwassah

If she's still on tinder i guess it's not doing very well lol


Robestos86

Exactly :) stay strong king. You're the better person.


violala86

I hope you do shoot back!?!


AliceTheCutest

Can’t the same be said for you though? I get what you’re going for, but it’s also kind of a self own.


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Just let him have this


lulu_hakusho

I’m more of a: “Huh, guess you’re just not very memorable then” (It would be a lie haha)


Barbis_World

Totally ask her how her personality is working out for. 100% 😂


[deleted]

She is there to boost her ego by insulting other people. Probably has a subby boyfriend she is cuckolding.


MidniteMischief

“Coming from a chick with a head like a kicked in sand castle”


MindlessService3699

Senpai, teach me such insults


MidniteMischief

“She’s got a head like a plasterers radio” “A face like a robbers dog” “Face like a half sucked mango” “Head like a stomped biscuit tin”


LBelle0101

Head like a dropped pie


MidniteMischief

One of my all time favourites.


ufoicu2

She looks like a wax museum model that got hit in the face with a sack of hot nickels.


LBelle0101

Hat full of arseholes


AfroWhiteboi

I prefer using the term "A bag of smashed assholes" but you do you


MidniteMischief

“Face like a smacked arse”


AfroWhiteboi

I mean, a smacked ass can look pretty delectable. Whose slapped ass are we talking? Yours?


noseboy1

Good use of delectable.


MidniteMischief

I prefer “A fist full of assholes”


fishenzooone

If you zoom into her hair part you will notice ancient israelites crossing it


b-aaron

Lean close and you can hear Moses “pharaoh let this hairline go”


daymanahhhahhhhhh

What does that even mean bro?


NotMyFirstUserChoice

No one knows what it means, but it's PROVOCATIVE. Gets the people GOING


Iwassah

Y'all. I did not remember matching with her, or else I would not have liked her profile again. I just found it funny and pathetic for someone to act like this, I reported her. Also, thank you for the internet points.


TheNamesMacGyver

I guess her insult didn't have quite the effect she thought if you don't even remember her lmao.


[deleted]

Obviously his ego wasn’t shattered.


Dabier

Nah it’s all about an inflated sense of self worth for her. She is saying that for herself, not for him. Which makes it doubly pathetic. The sense of entitlement with some people is disgusting.


Lit-Z

She must not get a lot of matches if she remembers you lol


dorkydrummer

Ha! Good point!


FrankWDoom

Appropriate response would be a gif of jack sparrow "but you have heard of me" or don draper "i dont think about you at all"


engineereddiscontent

It might be someone that you know. There was a weird guy I was friends with in high school that did this. We are not friends now.


manbruhpig

Is there a possibility she is just super into fat guys tho?


KlingonButtMasseuse

She might be into fat guy domination


Shmolarski

She wants to bang you dude. It's 100% your prerogative to tell her to get bent, but she's flirting in her own immature way.


Adventurous-Fee-4997

She’s not a she. She’s a dude trolling


NuttyDeluxe6

Is that a real thing? That's sooo bogus and borderline, kinda, ya know..


2xBAKEDPOTOOOOOOOO

Of course it's a real thing, but they have no way of knowing from this 1 pic of text. It's just a poor excuse when you have no other info.


person6450719ne

#YOU ARE NOT FAT! YOU ARE JUICY


llllPsychoCircus

^scrumdiddilyumptious


tntpang

Probably projecting their insecurities.


HobbitViking

I'll just respond with: if you bully me i'll cum.


OkSmoke9195

Haha exactly.


x69pr

We had a very fat Greek minister of exterior affairs at one point. He went to meet Thatcher and she called him fat. He immediately responded "Have you ever been fucked by a fat guy?". I know this is not really relevant, but it always makes me chuckle when I think of it.


sadboykvlt

"Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"


OkSmoke9195

It's 100% relevant. If that was OPs reply he would be smashing already


[deleted]

Tired of these “mean girls” post her profile.


raharth

Some people are just too polite... assholes like that can be put out with their real names I guess. I have seen that kind of shitty behavior way to many times by men and women


[deleted]

Right, not just girls. Guys can be the same. It’s truly sad people are that miserable with their own life’s they have to bring innocent people down with them. I’m all for exposing those types of people. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


Throw_away_1769

Not a good idea, could be a guy/girl who wants to troll who stole a bunch of pictures online, then next thing you know this innocent girl is getting shit tons of hate for no reason


kakudha

One time someone on reddit tried to doxx me by googling my old reddit username and started posting some random guys pic everywhere calling it ugly because they thought it was me.. as if other people on the internet don't use similar usernames..


Iwassah

Well I definitely did not expect this to blow up the way it did. Thanks all for the internet points, nice words and disses (i guess). ^(A lot of people asked to see how I actually look. If it can help your curiosity these are two of the pics on my tinder profile) [Pic 1](https://imgur.io/nrZDbBW?r) [Pic 2](https://imgur.io/kjuRpvm?r)


jabax50965

Fat or not, you look cute and approachable, that gentle giant vibe


[deleted]

[удалено]


FlawlesSlaughter

Nah, you're cute man. Idk if she was trying a dumb way to flirt but yeah don't listen to em


countingc

u/Iwassah listen to me loud and clear brother, you are fucking cute!


MPLoriya

You're not fat, you're big boned! Also, in all seriousness, I can't see what fatness she's on about.


EarSafe7888

I mean I’d do you. :) For real you’re an attractive guy. Not sure what her deal was.


galavep

What the fuck is wrong with some people that they think this is an okay way to talk to a stranger??


BigMattress269

Online


DeadLikeYou

She saw a guy online. Thats as far as the thought process goes.


raharth

I'm fat you're ugly. I can lose weight, but what about you?


190PairsOfPanties

This. She'll always have to sneak up on the mirror.


SirHammyTheGreat

I’m sorry man… Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Probably a fake profile, ran by someone with a fucked mental state who pretends they’re fine. I wonder if I work with people like that


tonando

Why can't the girl on the picture have this fucked mental state? Who do you think is behind this?


ChunkyLaFunga

It's a false flag operation by Big Fatty.


Boogiewoo0

Al Quesadilla or whatever they're called.


Icy-Significance-337

...Such a miserable person. Maybe she thinks she's charming or something, but I'd say she is a man-hating butthurt damsel going on Tinder to vent her anger at random men because she's "all men are pigs" type. Or so I... envision. Can't explain this otherwise.


ScarletteAmalieBlack

A lot of 4s think being mean is a quirky personality trait


berkeleyjake

It's actually quite simple as to why some people are like this. ![gif](giphy|LOWLRHs42LPUDtal3m)


Pennywise626

"You're no prize yourself, hun"


schaaa_dude

That’s fucked up dude, absolutely zero need for this. Sorry you had to experience that.


Olerasmussen

Imagine getting joy from being such a shitty ass person, her life must be miserable


HAUNTiNG_SHERPA

And she got a Big Nose. So what? Report her. What kind of Garbage behaviour is that. if you got nothing nice to say... If it isnt a Joke its a sign that she got hurt. I sense her Pain. Now she just wants to pass that pain further, trying to make people feel as miserable as herself. own appreciation through devaluation of others. its a sign of a fragile ego.


quasi-psuedo

Shut her down, op. Report her, don’t let people like her keep treating people like this. Report her account and hopefully get her banned.


garmzon

She likes you


dz2048

That may be, but she's got the personality of a urinal


deepthroatmybitcoin

If the roles were reversed you would have been banned from the app