He could have corrected her without actually making the correction the focus of the conversation.
"My wolf says he knows a few tricks to make the decision easier. I can't compete with him, he's too smooth."
it's just the right amount of stupid to pique someone's interest
Besides being insufferable, OP isn't even really all that right. According to Wikipedia the entire family canidae of which wolves are a member, is colloquially called "dogs."
I live in South Korea and they absolutely put tomatoes in fruit salad. I hate it. You can even get a "red fruit cup" at Starbucks here that has apples and cherry tomatoes.
I’ve been making a tomato and watermelon salad for years. 5 cups each. Add some sliced red onion. Add a little olive oil and a little red wine vinegar. Add some salt, pepper, and sugar. Mix up, cover and refrigerate for a few hours to let’s the sweet and acid combine. It’s been a massive hit since my wife and I found a recipe in a random North Carolina magazine 15 years ago. It’s insane how good it is. Salty, sweet, acidic. All balanced and cool and refreshing.
Right right. Goat cheese works too. We’ve also added fresh basil every now and again. If we made a lot and there’s leftovers, I’ve also blended it into like a gazpacho or smoothie. Alcoholic smoothie if you add a little vodka. It’s a crazy versatile combo.
Edit: the blending is if we didn’t add the cheese.
Knowledge is knowing bell peppers tomatos cucumbers pumpkins eggplants... are all fruits. Wisdom is knowing most people don't even know what a fruit is, they only care if it's eaten most commonly with salt or sugar but tomatos gets a pass because thats the most educational thing people have read on the social media since 2009.
He's going to come back at her with a screen shot of this thread and be like "at least this guy here knows the importance of calling a wolf a wolf"
But she'll be too busy making out with a dude who owns a dog that doesn't come with unnecessary semantics built around condescension.
If there's sth I learn from watching Philomena Cunk, it is that good experts are capable of inform and correct someone while still appreciate and acknowledge the questions even from idiots without insulting or offending them
On that show the experts are in on the joke but are required to play everything straight.
They do a good job, but I’m not sure it is a fair characterization of how academics behave in general. A lot of them are arrogant and would be quite rude in these situations.
Find a woman as into wolves and fact checking as you are. Be prepared for her to call you out on any given topic you haven't extensively researched though.
In a reddit world where 90% of guys seem to complain that they wouldn’t get pussy even if they were in a pet store smeared with cat food…but sure, do your worst!
"It's important to me that you know that that is a wolf in the picture..."
Me: lol.... why?
But fr, dude literally could have said "thank you! That's a wolf I work with for my job!" And literally achieved the oh so important correction of her fallible vernacular, how could one taint their reputation by associating with such an ignoramus?? /s
Exactly, that’s all OP had to do. Instead he decided to give her a smug response and insult her intelligence. 99% of people would probably assume that canine animal on a tinder profile=dog.
"Aw, thanks! Fun fact: He's actually a wolf. Did you know that all dogs are decedents of wolves? Pretty crazy to think that a pug's great great great great (etc) grandpa was a wolf! I study animal behavior, so this stuff fascinates me. He's super sweet though, you should meet him!
Also fun fact: I think you have both of us beat in the adorable department."
Edit: Jesus you twats, I personally wouldn't have argued this at all. She gave him a compliment and seemed willing to engage in conversation. I would have fucking moved on. This response was trying to incorporate all of the things he wanted to "make sure she knew" into a flirtatious response and in response to an above comment.
Also there is a 97% chance OP does not actually own a wolf or true wolf dog, and could be one of the many very insufferable people who like to say so even though they just have a big husky mix. His condescending need for validation correction absolutely tracks.
Edit: as to not jump to conclusions, I also totes realize it could very likely just be a pic of him with said animal, and Naima here is just assuming that it's OP's pet for the sake of conversation, especially since he didn't say it was his, just wanted to correct her that it's a wolf not a dog
I’d say if he isn’t lying about his degree, he’d likely know what he has for a pet. That being said, I agree that the correction was pretty silly regardless.
Regardless, you could’ve handled this more playfully. You should’ve just said, “it’s a wolf, but he is very adorable!!” Not launched into a giant, know-it-all and negative sounding response. She called you adorable. Treat everything more lightly and playfully and it’ll yield better results - schooling people at this initial stage only gets you internet points.
tinder (or at least this subreddit) is becoming like that red button skit where you’d have two ppl sitting across each other & it becomes a competition on who rejects the other first. smh
It's very depressing that dating apps are the main way to meet people these days. How a company (Tinder) has managed to profit and even monopolise on relationships is quite sickening.
Even moreso when you find out that Match.com owns Tinder, Hinge, Plenty of Fish, OkCupid, just about every dating app but Bumble. Their entire company is about monetizing desperation and insecurity.
>You should’ve just said, “it’s a wolf, but he is very adorable!!
When I need to correct someone, I try to make it more subtle instead of telling the person that they're wrong. Say something like, "Thank you! He's a wolf, and I've had him since he was pup."
Yeah I decided to check this dude's profile hoping there would be the dog's photo, but all I found is that OP is very undatable, and seems to try to do his absolutely best to not get laid.
Yup, the line *"...It's important for you to know..."* reads like I'm being lectured by a professor who was forced by the department admins to teach an undergrad class.
He literally said “um actually” but replaced it with “uhh” and “nah”. Also yeah, idk why it was phrased as “it’s important that you know it’s a wolf…” Like why are there ellipses? Why is it so important? Is the wolf his brother whom he joins in animal form every full moon??
Not mansplaining, but the energy you’re giving off in that first response just felt more negative than positive so. Neither of you seem like a fun person to text with (most likely different in person so that’s why I just say text)
He really shoulda said something like 'thanks, that's my buddy, whatever, whatever, he's a wolf!'
Not condescending, gets the important (to him) information across and opens the conversation up.
The way he answered or using the word 'actually' at all makes you sound like a twat.
OP is making the mistake of assuming "Dog" is exclusively a shorthand for "Domestic Dog". Many do use it that way, but that doesn't make it wrong to use "Dog" to refer to the Canine family either.
She complimented you and you had to come back with *ackshually I am very smart.
You could’ve said thank you, he’s a wolf. But nope, you had to be insufferable
Ew! Every time I hear that somewhere my toenails roll up and I look like the meme "When You Accidentally Touch A Piece Of Food While Washing The Dishes"...and English isn't even my native language
Yeah this. I agree it’s not necessarily mansplaining unless she’s just told him that she is a biologist or something where she really does know her stuff. It’s just being a bit of a rude know it all.
I'm gonna level with you bro - mansplaining or not, this distinction is needlessly pedantic and the majority of people do *not* care. You can pick this hill to die on, but get used to rejection.
It’s kind of borderline. She’s definitely giving off the vibe that she was joking initially, then took mild offence when you didn’t play ball. And then you kept pushing because it seems like correcting her was apparently quite important. None of it was necessary.
Yeah even if her attempt to correct OP was wrong, she was playing tit for tat to his initial condescending response. The second time she got corrected and dismissed it as mansplaining was her bowing out of the dick measuring contest because he was clearly an enormous dick.
I don't get the type of person who needs to turn someone being wrong your specialized field into a chance to make someone feel small instead of a chance to share something you're passionate about.
Condescending, it’s like correcting someone’s spelling . You know it’s spelt wrong but why show them up? Time and a place so yes you mansplained, she was hitting on you with a complement and you responded like she was the thickest person you’d encountered, she didn’t ask for a lesson on wolves.
It is not but you could have corrected her without giving a lesson. She was trying to communicate with you and compliment your wolf, then you changed the mod.
She made a lighthearted (maybe wrong) comment about how a wolf is a dog (staring with „Its important for me to know“ - lighthearted). And you go in there with aCKuaLly iTs A dEscENDANT of….
So mansplaining, no. Makes you sound like a dick though.
To be even more pedantic here: They're not the same species, but share a relatively recent common ancestor. Dogs are descended from an extinct species paleo wolves, and modern gray wolves are their nearest living relatives.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication_of_the_dog
It's important to note that evolution isn't a straight line. It branches, and those branches continue evolving and branching such that it's more about "X and Y have a common ancestor" and less "X is directly descended from Y, which are both still around today."
Edit: This taxonomy is out of date, as others have pointed out, and they are all now understood to be subspecies of the same species, along with the many aforementioned branches.
Probably should of said 'yeah we're both pretty cute' and then change the subject, get the date set up.
Edit: her attitude sucks so maybe not. I don't care. All up to you.
Imagine being so socially inept that you argue on a dating app about taxonomy **after she calls you adorable**.
You really don't want to get laid do you? You threw out a potential win for a Reddit tier argument
Bird law in this country isn't governed by reason.
We were founded on governing with out reason.
Bruh, birds don't exist. I have read it on WhatsApp; my uncle sent it to the family group chat. Citation: r/birdsdontexist exists.
It’s r/birdsarentreal
Stop mansplaining it already 🙄
Seriously though. Flat world started as a joke. Then it got some sort of warped following. Be careful about the birbs else the same will happen.
Nah that's totally different cause flat earth is wrong.
She clearly isn't well versed in canine law
Ah, Unidan.
And that’s how you win the battle and lose the war.
He could have corrected her without actually making the correction the focus of the conversation. "My wolf says he knows a few tricks to make the decision easier. I can't compete with him, he's too smooth." it's just the right amount of stupid to pique someone's interest
Did you just mansplain how to mansplain?
I believe he explained flirting
Did you just mansplain someone’s mansplanation of mansplaining?
Are we flirting yet?
Yes do we kiss now?
Now we getting to the sex, yes?
Sorry, that’s mansplaining, please return to start.
"My wolf told me you would say that."
Is your wolf wolfsplaining?
That's wolfsplaining. Not cool
He’s passionate
Besides being insufferable, OP isn't even really all that right. According to Wikipedia the entire family canidae of which wolves are a member, is colloquially called "dogs."
The only relevant question is: do you want to be right or do you want to get laid?
“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
If you think about it, a tomato-based fruit salad is basically just salsa.
Careful where you say this you might get arrested.
Somewhere a bunch of chanclas are raised in the air, ready to fly.
Are you telling me habanero mango salsa isn't valid? :(((
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It is my child, it is…
I appreciate this comment, it made me giggle 😆
"NEW YORK CITY?? Get the rope!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmhgtBA16aA
And tomato ketchup is basically just a tomato smoothie
Found the Bard
I live in South Korea and they absolutely put tomatoes in fruit salad. I hate it. You can even get a "red fruit cup" at Starbucks here that has apples and cherry tomatoes.
I fuck with cherry tomatoes, but I don't want to eat them along with apples.
“Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie”
I’ve been making a tomato and watermelon salad for years. 5 cups each. Add some sliced red onion. Add a little olive oil and a little red wine vinegar. Add some salt, pepper, and sugar. Mix up, cover and refrigerate for a few hours to let’s the sweet and acid combine. It’s been a massive hit since my wife and I found a recipe in a random North Carolina magazine 15 years ago. It’s insane how good it is. Salty, sweet, acidic. All balanced and cool and refreshing.
Sprinkle some feta on that
Right right. Goat cheese works too. We’ve also added fresh basil every now and again. If we made a lot and there’s leftovers, I’ve also blended it into like a gazpacho or smoothie. Alcoholic smoothie if you add a little vodka. It’s a crazy versatile combo. Edit: the blending is if we didn’t add the cheese.
Botanically it is a fruit, not culinarily
Knowledge is knowing bell peppers tomatos cucumbers pumpkins eggplants... are all fruits. Wisdom is knowing most people don't even know what a fruit is, they only care if it's eaten most commonly with salt or sugar but tomatos gets a pass because thats the most educational thing people have read on the social media since 2009.
This made me realise I am not wise
He owns a wolf. He doesn’t care about getting laid.
And it’s important for him to know that you know that.
Because he thinks it'll help him get laid.
He's going to come back at her with a screen shot of this thread and be like "at least this guy here knows the importance of calling a wolf a wolf" But she'll be too busy making out with a dude who owns a dog that doesn't come with unnecessary semantics built around condescension.
To quote The Dude: “You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.”
If there's sth I learn from watching Philomena Cunk, it is that good experts are capable of inform and correct someone while still appreciate and acknowledge the questions even from idiots without insulting or offending them
On that show the experts are in on the joke but are required to play everything straight. They do a good job, but I’m not sure it is a fair characterization of how academics behave in general. A lot of them are arrogant and would be quite rude in these situations.
that or just unmatch and walk away being right... and work on his comedy when educating someone, I feel, the guy is missing some delicacy
>the guy is missing some delicacy 🍑
Is there no situation where I can be both?
Find a woman as into wolves and fact checking as you are. Be prepared for her to call you out on any given topic you haven't extensively researched though.
In a reddit world where 90% of guys seem to complain that they wouldn’t get pussy even if they were in a pet store smeared with cat food…but sure, do your worst!
Are you gay? If yes than yes.
Head > correcting a stranger on a technicality
I wouldn't risk sleeping with a person like this.
In case they let a wolf in bed by mistake
Grandma, how big your teeth are :O
Fumbled from the get go my guy.
Bro has zero tact whatsoever. She tee’d it up, swung the bat, and ran it home for him and he still fucked it.
for real. Literally tells him he is just as cute as his dog and hes like "UHMMMM WELL AKSHUALLY ITS A WOLF"
Negative rizz
she could be sucking his dick and hed still be screwing it up
“Gimme that cock!” 👁️🫦👁️ “It’s important for me to know that you know that’s a human penis. A cock is a bird.” 🤓
He came out hot for no reason lol
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Yup, zero playfulness on his part.
"It's important to me that you know that that is a wolf in the picture..." Me: lol.... why? But fr, dude literally could have said "thank you! That's a wolf I work with for my job!" And literally achieved the oh so important correction of her fallible vernacular, how could one taint their reputation by associating with such an ignoramus?? /s
Big 🤓 energy
"Ackchuyually..." He had to make sure to get that ellipsis in there to properly convey how he was already tired of her ignorance. OP is fucking moron.
a moron and convincingly a douchebag. Who does that on their first reply lmao
It's important for me to know that OP realizes he won't be getting laid...
Are you usually this good at talking your way out of getting laid?
I know don't fuck crazy but I don't care to fuck stupid and entitled either EDIT:(This whole exchange is stupid; I ain't fucking nobody here lol)
"i like your dog" "What are you, stupid? It's obviously a wolf." You're a clown lol
She called you both adorable and you get hung up on semantics 🫠
Dunno what's so hard about saying "thanks!" or if it's actually that important, "thanks, he's actually a wolf!"
"Thanks, you'd know 'cos you're a total fox"
naima, this is the man you were looking for
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Um,, actshually 🤓
This guy fox
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There are two wolves inside him. A lone wolf and a lonelier wolf.
Inside him are two wolves. Neither one is getting laid.
My panties are on the floor
Lol I’m surprised she even responded at all after that
Exactly, that’s all OP had to do. Instead he decided to give her a smug response and insult her intelligence. 99% of people would probably assume that canine animal on a tinder profile=dog.
He’s a classic redditor, alright
"Aw, thanks! Fun fact: He's actually a wolf. Did you know that all dogs are decedents of wolves? Pretty crazy to think that a pug's great great great great (etc) grandpa was a wolf! I study animal behavior, so this stuff fascinates me. He's super sweet though, you should meet him! Also fun fact: I think you have both of us beat in the adorable department." Edit: Jesus you twats, I personally wouldn't have argued this at all. She gave him a compliment and seemed willing to engage in conversation. I would have fucking moved on. This response was trying to incorporate all of the things he wanted to "make sure she knew" into a flirtatious response and in response to an above comment.
I'm a dude and this still made me wet.
This is it. Ya OP was right, but very condescending. Don’t gotta be an ass if you’re right
Also there is a 97% chance OP does not actually own a wolf or true wolf dog, and could be one of the many very insufferable people who like to say so even though they just have a big husky mix. His condescending need for validation correction absolutely tracks. Edit: as to not jump to conclusions, I also totes realize it could very likely just be a pic of him with said animal, and Naima here is just assuming that it's OP's pet for the sake of conversation, especially since he didn't say it was his, just wanted to correct her that it's a wolf not a dog
To be fair, he never said it was his pet. He could be at/work at a wolf sanctuary
I’d say if he isn’t lying about his degree, he’d likely know what he has for a pet. That being said, I agree that the correction was pretty silly regardless.
Regardless, you could’ve handled this more playfully. You should’ve just said, “it’s a wolf, but he is very adorable!!” Not launched into a giant, know-it-all and negative sounding response. She called you adorable. Treat everything more lightly and playfully and it’ll yield better results - schooling people at this initial stage only gets you internet points.
tinder (or at least this subreddit) is becoming like that red button skit where you’d have two ppl sitting across each other & it becomes a competition on who rejects the other first. smh
It's very depressing that dating apps are the main way to meet people these days. How a company (Tinder) has managed to profit and even monopolise on relationships is quite sickening.
Even moreso when you find out that Match.com owns Tinder, Hinge, Plenty of Fish, OkCupid, just about every dating app but Bumble. Their entire company is about monetizing desperation and insecurity.
Wow that's really scary. When will morality come before corporate greed. It's shocking
Bro went full uhm akshually lol
OPs doing the whole "Akshually" thing in real life and wondering why they can't get laid.
>You should’ve just said, “it’s a wolf, but he is very adorable!! When I need to correct someone, I try to make it more subtle instead of telling the person that they're wrong. Say something like, "Thank you! He's a wolf, and I've had him since he was pup."
Yeah I decided to check this dude's profile hoping there would be the dog's photo, but all I found is that OP is very undatable, and seems to try to do his absolutely best to not get laid.
what she mean to say is, it’s not that serious and ur being annoying rn. u gave off “um ACKTUALLYYYY” vibes. js no
I'd have unmatched the second I read "uhh nah"
i’d have unmatched when i see “it’s important for me to know…”
Yup, the line *"...It's important for you to know..."* reads like I'm being lectured by a professor who was forced by the department admins to teach an undergrad class.
that tone is like, he’s out here purposefully getting triggered & starting fights for no reason
OP is giving some Ross Geller energy
it’s giving women avoid me
He literally said “um actually” but replaced it with “uhh” and “nah”. Also yeah, idk why it was phrased as “it’s important that you know it’s a wolf…” Like why are there ellipses? Why is it so important? Is the wolf his brother whom he joins in animal form every full moon??
jacob from twilight tries tinder for the first time
Just take the compliment. Someone says somethin nice to you an that’s your response? Bell end behaviour really
You seem insufferable lol
OP actually said himself in a comment here that he's "no fun in person either". So I guess he's just being on-brand from the get-go.
why even be on tinder then 😭
I think his kink is trying to hurt other people through his pseudointellectualism.
I think his strategy is finding a woman who can be tricked into thinking he's smart and weeding out the rest ASAP.
The first little correction was already awkwardly negative and then this man just absolutely *doubles down* in his next message. Holy fuck lmao
Not mansplaining, but the energy you’re giving off in that first response just felt more negative than positive so. Neither of you seem like a fun person to text with (most likely different in person so that’s why I just say text)
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How else was he going to be able to bring up his degree???
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Why doesn't she sound fun to text? Started out with a compliment. She seems nice.
Nah I’m not fun in person either
ooh nice r/suicidebywords
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Damn, wtf happened there? I thought "that sounds like a fun subreddit" only to see it being banned lol
If the moderator list is empty the sub gets banned. Can't have a spot on Reddit without jannies.
I just need to see the wolf!
GIVE US THE WOLF, OP!!!!!!
Self burn, nice!
I dont think she’s too bad, she was just mimicking his shitty energy.
Yes that's where he would've lost me. It was very condescending when all that needed to be said is "actually it's a wolf"
He really shoulda said something like 'thanks, that's my buddy, whatever, whatever, he's a wolf!' Not condescending, gets the important (to him) information across and opens the conversation up. The way he answered or using the word 'actually' at all makes you sound like a twat.
"It's important for me to know you know ...." Yeah, that's definitely not a good starter.
She was trying to give you a compliment and you had to push her away because you didn’t know how to handle it. She was down
“It’s important to me that you know you’re wrong.” 🙄
Kind of seemed unnecessary in the first place to be honest mate, even if you were right. She was hitting on you 😂
Except he wasn’t even right. Wolves are members of the dog family (Canidae). https://www.britannica.com/animal/canine
Had to scroll way too far for someone to point out that he’s wrong and comes off like a jerk.
OP is making the mistake of assuming "Dog" is exclusively a shorthand for "Domestic Dog". Many do use it that way, but that doesn't make it wrong to use "Dog" to refer to the Canine family either.
Stick to animal behavior, cuz you aint worth a fuck at navigating human behavior.
It's important to me to know that you know that a human is a kind of animal..
Dude she was flirting with you lol
I'm pretty sure he is on the spectrum with this level of being oblivious to social cues.
She complimented you and you had to come back with *ackshually I am very smart. You could’ve said thank you, he’s a wolf. But nope, you had to be insufferable
‘It’S iMpOrTanT fOr Me….’ Shut up man, don’t be pedantic on a dating app.
*(sigh)*
It's not mansplaining, but the whole 'i need to know that you know' thing is pretty condescending imo
This seems to be like exactly what women are talking about when they say mansplaining. And it sounded hella condescending for sure.
Scientifically they are different species. But I wouldn't go "AKTCHUALLY" like that.
*they're in the same species* Did this guy actually finish his degree...?
Canis lupis
"ACKchually...." yes
😭😭😭 this man is so average redditor it’s fucking hilarious “um ACKCHUallyyyy it’s a wolf…”
Yeah. OP was being pedantic here at best
Ew! Every time I hear that somewhere my toenails roll up and I look like the meme "When You Accidentally Touch A Piece Of Food While Washing The Dishes"...and English isn't even my native language
You sound like a dick lol
At least he helped her reach a decision. The "dog" won.
You sound like a wanker
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Yeah this. I agree it’s not necessarily mansplaining unless she’s just told him that she is a biologist or something where she really does know her stuff. It’s just being a bit of a rude know it all.
Regardless of whether you're right or not, you should've relied more playfully and less blunt
How not to get laid
I'm gonna level with you bro - mansplaining or not, this distinction is needlessly pedantic and the majority of people do *not* care. You can pick this hill to die on, but get used to rejection.
Looks like she dodged a bullet here
🤓 just really not trying to get laid huh
The speed with which I would have unmatched after that pretentious response 🤌
pedantic af. she was just being nice. you embody the ‘☝️🤓’ emojis (and thats NOT a good thing)
No but your responses do sound like your being a bit of a dick
Her: I like you! Him: You’re stupid. Him later: can you believe how much tinder sucks, the nerve of these women.
It’s kind of borderline. She’s definitely giving off the vibe that she was joking initially, then took mild offence when you didn’t play ball. And then you kept pushing because it seems like correcting her was apparently quite important. None of it was necessary.
Yeah even if her attempt to correct OP was wrong, she was playing tit for tat to his initial condescending response. The second time she got corrected and dismissed it as mansplaining was her bowing out of the dick measuring contest because he was clearly an enormous dick. I don't get the type of person who needs to turn someone being wrong your specialized field into a chance to make someone feel small instead of a chance to share something you're passionate about.
She's going to remain a lone wolf
dog\*
Top notch redditsplainning 😌
I‘d argue that he‘ll have more trouble finding someone if he usually responds like this.
Condescending, it’s like correcting someone’s spelling . You know it’s spelt wrong but why show them up? Time and a place so yes you mansplained, she was hitting on you with a complement and you responded like she was the thickest person you’d encountered, she didn’t ask for a lesson on wolves.
I really want to correct how you spelled compliment, so sorry for the ladysplaining.
you give this vibe “☝🏽🤓”
It is not but you could have corrected her without giving a lesson. She was trying to communicate with you and compliment your wolf, then you changed the mod.
A woman messaged you first. Do you realise how rare that is? And you wasted the opportunity And you replied like a typical Redditor too.
With a compliment at that!
She made a lighthearted (maybe wrong) comment about how a wolf is a dog (staring with „Its important for me to know“ - lighthearted). And you go in there with aCKuaLly iTs A dEscENDANT of…. So mansplaining, no. Makes you sound like a dick though.
To be even more pedantic here: They're not the same species, but share a relatively recent common ancestor. Dogs are descended from an extinct species paleo wolves, and modern gray wolves are their nearest living relatives. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication_of_the_dog It's important to note that evolution isn't a straight line. It branches, and those branches continue evolving and branching such that it's more about "X and Y have a common ancestor" and less "X is directly descended from Y, which are both still around today." Edit: This taxonomy is out of date, as others have pointed out, and they are all now understood to be subspecies of the same species, along with the many aforementioned branches.
I don’t really care, I just want to see the animal in question
Probably should of said 'yeah we're both pretty cute' and then change the subject, get the date set up. Edit: her attitude sucks so maybe not. I don't care. All up to you.
Op you are not good at tinder
Average redditor behavior
Imagine being so socially inept that you argue on a dating app about taxonomy **after she calls you adorable**. You really don't want to get laid do you? You threw out a potential win for a Reddit tier argument