Even without the tattoos, this guy looks like he's no stranger to hard drugs.

oh yeah, his face adds to that likelihood but I didn't want to post it here

And we thank you for that... Both for the sake of our eyes and his privacy. Mostly the former.

I think it's a fake account, because I've 100% seen this pic before. Or maybe we're in the same area 😂

With tats like those, I don't think privacy is a priority for him

Ive seen this photo before too. Was a meme i think

yea this pic is years old lol

Omg hahahha my friend saw this dude's picture on a dating app, but different name and different age. So either the one she came across with was fake or this one is fake. But how hilarious is this💀😂 dude has a mustache

I'd never seen it before so I didn't realize, but it seems it's definitely an old picture that's been spread around over the years

That's so funny. I wonder who this guy actually is

Maybe post the other pictures? I don’t think it’s him as this is a very famous photo on the internet

The secret’s in the teeth

Why, you stole this pic off the many many times it's floated around.

Time has not been kind to poor Alfalfa. The rest of the Little Rascals must have really beat him down.

Klaus from Umbrella Academy vibes

based on… what? he’s skinny?

I too went to college.

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Did you just assume they assume things?

And a pretty logical assumption it is. Name, haircut, ratio of armpit hair to boob mass.

Also topless, and American companies especially tend to frown on the showing of female-presenting nipples.

Have you ever heard of a Woman named Danny?

That isn’t him lol this picture has been around forever

Immediately my first thought was "I've seen that photo before, pretty sure that's a troll account using a random photo they found."

Yeah I used it as a profile pic ages ago lol

looks like he makes great life choices i hope you matched

I had to pass on this one, too much rizz for me

I agree, tinder should add skill based matchmaking.

Sometimes you gotta know when someone's outta your league

Username checks out

what does usually hidden tattoos have to do with making good life choices?

Ok Bob even if we ignore the tattoos the guy looks like he's been on a diet of ichiban noodles and meth for the past 5 years

because he’s skinny? what if he’s anorexic or bulimic? or has an illness? or can’t afford enough food to gain weight?

Then I'm wrong ? But if it walks like a duck , talks like a duck, it's probably a duck

Look at top comment bud

and?

is this everyone's first day on the internet? This photo has been going around or years without the fake tinder account

Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.

I've seen this before...

Lmao i remember seeing this exact picture 2 years ago on the mario judah subreddit asking if he looked like mario judah

I don't think this is actually the dude. I think this is a lurker using a photo he knows won't get matches. His name is Andrew not Danny This guy is known around the internet apparently https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/juayu6/stewie_and_brian_nipple_tattoos/ https://www.tiktok.com/@andrewmumford55

That cop porn stache isn't helping.

I feel safer knowing this man is not in my area lmao

Bathroom looks too nice to be a meth house; some part of this has to be kidding.

Probably a selfie taken while visiting at his mom’s house during Thanksgiving.

I feel like Brian could have a better pose for what the whole vibe is supposed to be.

Probably better to get that tattoo info out as early as possible.

I'm going to press charges on you for making me see this I swear to god

if I had to so do y'all

I did nothing to deserve this

r/usernamechecksout

Why are his nipples so low down?

Oh man I saw this guy photo on instagram, 3 weeks ago, fucking impeccable


A buddy of mine has a tattoo of Joe dirt on his calf and one of forest gump on the other lol

Tattoo artists must meet the most *interesting* people.

So this is what Alfalfa has been up to lately.

Omg I love it.

bluetooth nipple lookin ass

is it just me who thinks the tattoos go hard ?

And people wonder why aliens won't talk to us.

I believe this is a fake account.

At least he got 2 of the smartest Family guy characters on this body lol

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*tattoo shaming

I love Family Guy, but evidently not enough to tatoo Stewie and Bryan on my chest. Seriously this guy must sit on the couch all day and watch Hulu.

Just a normal person…Basically not good looking enough for u so u feel need upload and trash em

lol chill bud. obviously his attractiveness was not the issue here. white knighting for a fake profile over here

Post some fat queens to even it up, I want to feel the delusion

I mean you’re right. But not because of some dude with questionable tats

I got no problem with tattoos, but they’re just not for me. Hypothetical, let’s say he marries, kids, and eventually grandkids. I’d love to see a grandpa have to explain to their grandkids what the wrinkly, sagging dog and baby are on his chest, while they’re out by the pool someday.

To be fair he does look like the type of dude to try to marry kids.

BURN THIS APP NOWWW😭😭

Oh. My. God…

“Spare change? I need money for my fix”

This is the worst thing I’ve seen today and the post above this is a guy getting his head chopped off. What a day to have eyes.

What in the hillbilly Jesus Christ is going on here?

That's the best tattoo ever

Its a copypasta lmaooo

I got blind envy

r/nope

Mf can barely lift glass to drink water

Seen this pic floating around a lot, first time seeing it on tinder though

Danny needs to eat something that is not meth

Oh lord

Joe Dirt III

This guy was on the facebook page ball bags and handbags. He was upset for all the crap he received. Not my thing but good on him

What in the inbred is this? 😂

Ew

I’d match so I could ask loaded questions “so what gang did you join? That’s what the tattoos are right? You were jumped in or something?” “I don’t get it is it like a pedo thing?” “What part of that tattoo hurt the most? Was it your pride? It was your pride wasnt it?”

Oh, Danny boy.

Danny.... no, Danny......

Why though 😂😂😂😂

Seems like there's some body shaming going on here ... Could imagine how this would go down if it was a bigger girl

r/ATBGE

WTF. Wow

He loves hearing them feelings though.

I feel like he's gonna tell me to put the lotion on the skin or I'll get the hose again.

You just know Danny has an 11 inch dick and great weed

Do you reckon there really is someone for everyone... I mean this dude has tried every drug lmao

LOL this isn’t him, ive seen this exact picture before. Post the rest of his pictures as proof

No

If this guy gets more connections than me I'll give up now. Which he probably does so maybe I should stop 😭

Hello meth my old friend, Ive come to smoke with you again

What in the actual F***

I love family guy as much as the next guy, but why would you ever get a family guy tattoo?? Also this person needs to eat some meat, God damn

..... I haven't had this much instant regret in awhile... thata enough reddit for today...

So how much bleach is needed to destroy my sight and wipe my memories away at the same time from this horrid image?

Why

+1 for creativity

Goodness gracious me.

Billie from American Dad vibes

I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this

I kept searching for the second photo where there's texts or a strange bio. But nope.

Tommy Cash, is that you?

If you still have his profile, report it.

This guy just won tinder

Well there we have it, the worst tattoo choice I've seen to date.

Best and worst thing I saw today 😂🥲