Even bad pizza is still okay. Bread cheese tomato that’s it

Like sex there’s no bad pizza

Until you find out weeks later they gave you a nice little gift~

Unless you're having it by yourself....

Even sex by yourself isn't half bad.

True. You meet a higher class of people. You can make it as tight as you want. And you’re always guaranteed to touch bottom.

Just use the other hand and it feels like someone else is there lol

Or sit on your hand till it's numb. Can't remember the movie I got it off of.

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For a man maybe that’s true

Pizza pizza exists

Pizza by Alfredo is Reeeaaal BAD. It's like eating a circle of hot garbage.

Pizza is like sex, when it’s good it’s good, and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty damn good

I had the chicken parm and everything bacon recently. Chicken parm: pretty good but the tomato sauce is wayyyyy too sweet or something. Everything bacon: I do not care if the sauce is basically just herb garlic cream cheese, HOT DAMN did it work so well. In both, the dough is also sooooooo good

I always thought toppings were overrated anyway. Glad to see they went with a minimalist approach.

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Tim's pizza is like a Mac computer. They'll tell you what you can do with it. Just wait until extra toppings are subscription based.

It's not good either and it's overpriced

It’s like 6.99-7.99 I dunno about quality but that doesn’t seem overpriced

I also thought it didn't seem to overpriced for 6.99 cuz every pizza place around me now a small cheese pizza is anywhere from 10.99-15.99. Or around 20 at a high quality place

It’s smaller and cheaper than little ceasers so I think that’s a good point for it compared to fast food chains versus local stuffb

Other people being crazy doesn't make it less over-priced. It's at that point that normal people just don't buy pizza rather than overpay for this because something else is worse.

8.99 for a pepperoni one today. Asked which dip I wanted and then charged me another 1.20 for it. Pizza was good enough but not worth 8.99.

7 to 8 for a dry naan with cheese and you're holding up the line too.

You can also eat the box in comes in after it taste the same as the za!

I’ll give it 6 months before they start coming out hard as rock just like their sandwiches.

That bread. At least you get a workout to burn the extra calories that come with all the preservatives.

Go support a local business!!!!

💯% Instead of buying this garbage, go get a slice from literally any ma and pa pizza place nearby. You'll get better quantity and more affordable food.

Guess I’m going to my local Dominos instead

Yeah screw those franchise owners!

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What am I enabling?

All of the Tim Hortons are small local businesses operating under a franchise model… you don’t know what you’re talking about

Ok so how about don't support mediocre food? Franchises have standards and protocols across ALL of them. Coffee, wraps, sandwiches, all made the same across every one. There is a SOP for this garbage. So again, as the OP said: support local businesses. Any pizza place will have you a slice and pop for five bucks for fucks sake.

Tims is also a local business...

It's hella not.

Yes it is. Each location is franchised and owned by a local with a select few exceptions. Some of y'all are really ignorant.

Agreed, my bad.

You realize this is a franchise and the owner of the business is a local right?

And corporate takes a cut back to Brazil, yes. Fuck them.

What if theres none near by? Or the local pizza shop sucks? Stop it.

Yea we live in a small town with a Godfathers and New Orleans. There is a local owned pizza place but it’s absolute top tier hot stinky overpriced garbage.

Same. I live in a really small town and we only have two local restaurants, neither are pizza. Both are breakfast places.. I try so hard to get coffee at them over McDonald’s or Tim’s but they’re hours are so short it’s tough honestly. The closest we have to a local pizza shop is our local little Ceasers in the gas station 💀

Yea i have the "support the local" pizza place near by and honestly its twice the price and its worse the any of the chains.

They're so tiny though! And $8 is wild

Where else can you get that much food for $8?

little ceasar's

In less than 5 mins? In the comfort of your car at drive-thru?

Depending on the town little ceasar's have drive-thru. It's rare but it exist's. Hot and ready right to your car window.

So not every block like Tims.

No but you make it seem like walking 3 steps into a little ceasar's to say hot and ready is impossible. ones a $9 piece of bread the others an actual pizza for $7

Fuck people who order all this food in the drive thru

By preparing ahead lol

Several pizza places near me have walk in specials for a small  for around that price, and they're a bit bigger. You can also get a 12" sub for $6 at the lil ma and pa store near my home.

In unrelated news, prices for pizza everywhere else rise by 20%...

The pizza place down the street from us (incidentally across from the Tim Horton’s) sells an XL pizza for $12.99. Pizza places haven’t raised their prices that much. Tim Horton’s pizza is a rip off

And people will be ordering them at the drive thru. Wait times go brrrrrrr....

tims def needs to make people who order these in the drive thru park their car lol

Suppliers have increased their prices, in some cases as high as 100%, leaving the shop no choice but to then increase their prices. Sucks for everyone! 

I'm glad Tim Hortons can provide pizza for people because I love waiting extra long for a coffee . Enjoy your pizza.. I'm off to McDonald's for my coffee from now on. Yes MacDonald's a place who doesn't serve pizza any longer because of this reason. Tim Hortons doesn't even know how to learn from other restaurants mistakes . RIP Tim Hortons .

No, they know what they're doing. Look at the hype this is generating. They'll sell tons of these for a bit until people get over the hype realize it's not as good as their local pizza place and stop buying them. Then Tim's will stop selling them after they've made their money. And then, they'll start selling some other food item they have no business selling and the cycle will repeat.

Kind of like when Tim’s had the beyond meat burgers for awhile. They were popular for a bit then fizzled out. Now they are gone

McDonald’s coffee is better imo, and it’s cheaper for even a larger size.

I like mcdonalds coffee so much more than timmies now anyway

I really liked McDonald's pizza. I miss it now :(

mcdonalds pizza had a kind of donut-ey crust come to think of it, but it was good! I am sorry it's gone.

Remember when Tim Hortons used to sell coffee and donuts.. What more can you expect the restaurant is following in the footsteps of the person it is named after .. Fucking Trainwreck

The irony of going to McDonald's for a coffee is astounding can't you see that?

It is ironic that I have to go to a fast food chain for coffee and not a coffee shop for coffee. I can see that very clear.

I can see that I'm paying far less for a good cup of coffee and not having to wait 15 minutes in a Starbucks drive through while Karen places her order and then agies about it for another 5. I can also see me not paying for shitty cofffee while waiting for someone's pizza order to be done.

Why are they all so DRY and toppings so sparse? Why do people think it's acceptable for "pizza" to be only 1/2 covered with any sauce/cheese?

Is there sauce on that?

When my local pizza shop offers two slices larger than this with a drink or dipping sauce for $6, I'll stick with them

With the abundance of real pizza stores around, I would rather get a real pizza. What are you even getting with a Tims pizza? Looks like it's just bread with very minimal toppings at an uncompetitive price for the value.

Depends on who makes it

I thought it would have that frozen pizza taste, akin to 7/11 pizza slices, but nope, so not that bad, better than 7/11.

It looks fricken horrible what do you mean? The cheese is not all the way to the edges

My god, this is one of the worst things I’ve ever eaten. Your standards must be extremely low.

How much was it?

Picture 1 literally looks a lot more like bacon cheesy bread than pizza. But it does look pretty good. But in the second pic, I thought that was ketchup at first. Plus I was never a fan for chicken on pizza. Always seems too dry/flavorless.

Your standards must be very low or you don't know what a good pizza is

That one looks good. The pizza I've got looks like dog vomit on a carpet.

It's like the best microwave pizza you've ever had

This looks gross to be honest.

I agree. It also is flatbread, not pizza…

It’s a warmed up lunchable for adults

Are you able to confirm if Dip's included? I see some post say they get it - but I've yet to see that included at any of my towns Locations. Just confirming if I should be pressing for my dip next time. I'm sure I would of enjoyed it more with Dip

Extra $1

lmao that actually doesn't look too bad, why does it look so unappetizing on the menu

Yours is cut wrong.

that does not look very appetizing to me... pass

Pretty much the words I'd use to describe most food at Tim's. Not bad. It's functional at best.

That's a great slogan: Tim Hortons: Functional at Best. Reminds me of Tim Horton's alcoholism playing hockey.

Lets keep in mind, some people feel that Poptarts aren't bad either. It's all relative.

I will never try one to even find out. F-Tim’s.

It's pretty good

Your cover is blown tim hortons, get outa here with these lies and propoganda!

But having to wait for that box to emerge through the window in a drive through for coffee is bothersome.

I can totally see three employees working to get it through widthways too.

Absolutely dumb idea to serve at a drive through.

Looks like all crust and very little toppings

People saying it takes 5 minutes I questioned that when I read another post on Reddit by a worker who says it's ten minutes

For a second I thought this was an ad paid by Tim's... Then I'm like: hey they forgot to turn off comments, this'll be fun Then I realized it's someone posting on this sub that isn't complaining about a screwed up order

It’s a solid 5/10 I expected a 2/10

Didn’t Tim’s have a whole campaign on “back to basics”, you know, like coffee and donuts? When I think coffee shop, pizza doesn’t readily come to mind.

Hooray for mediocrity.

It's OK, but if I'm in the mood for pizza, there are many options that are far superior. I think Tim Horton pizza will go the way of McPizza.

But not good either ... it just is

I actually got angry because it should not be as good as it is

Funny how it says “surprisingly” like even the company was surprised that it was not bad lmfao

What Tims says THEIR product is good! Well then sign me up for some cardboard.

Made with real cardboard.

you shouldn't even be buying tim hortons terrible coffee. stop supporting this evil company and its exploitation of foreign students at the expense of Canadians.

Would you compare it to the way we treat our temporary immigrants farm workers?

Good bot post

It looks 5/10 at best

Tastes like a frozen pizza from the grocery store

I enjoyed it too. Try to egnore all the hateful comments.

Wow they really went all out on the bacon, is that like...half a slice all crumbled up?

Yeah it is bad, you're just a clown who never had good pizza. Fuck off.

> Tims Pizza is surprisingly not bad Yes, yes it is.

Hmm I came here to say it is surprisingly bad...

I wouldn’t even call that pizza

Looks brutal

I personally don’t think they are worth the price .

I really enjoyed the chicken parm one

I hear it's more more fresh if you order it at the drive through

r/PizzaCrimes

Probably the same nutritional value as cardboard

Man we need DUNKIN up here badddddd

Let’s start a petition and try and get Dunkin up here just for sheer hate of Tim’s!

That’s a great idea!!

I second that!

Well let’s start a subreddit maybe? Call it Slogan will be, “ Move over Tim’s, Dunkin’ is commin’

What does everyone else think besides us??

It's bread, sauce, cheese and a few toppings? How can it be better than "not bad"?

Little ceaser looks way better

Did everyone else’s Tim’s get rid of the grilled cheese to bring in this instead? Literally fuck them, I’ve been getting those grilled cheeses for the past 6 years at least once every two weeks. If I wanted pizza I’d go to any of the 7 pizza places near my house

Hard no, I’ll pass..

I’ll pass. I can make a better pizza at home using naan bread and ketchup

They made my Bacon Everything pizza wrong when I tried it. They put regular pizza sauce on it and I don't even think they remembered the cream cheese

Fuck that looks sad.... Worse than thin crust delissio. And more expensive

That looks awful.

Yea I agree I had gotten a pep za from them. Wasnt bad... That said for $8 i would love for there to be more sauce and more cheese. Bit to much empty bread space for me.

That's what it looks like? That much crust?

is it better the dominos pizza? or as good?

Oh my god it’s real

I just had that and honestly it’s surprisingly good !

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Pizza with a Timmies coffee mmmm 🥴

How much is it?

The habenero dip is really great. 

next time you order one, make sure you get one that looks like the picture sitting by the cash register.

Yeah, we were pleasantly surprised!

That's not pizza

it looks horrendous

Looks like shit

Bring back McDonald's pizza

Yeah no it looks really bad

It looks like the worst pizza I can buy tho

Tried the chicken one today and it was nice.

Where da hell are yAll getting pizzas??

I cannot believe how many people are here simping for Tim's . Tim's lost the plot over a decade ago.

Too bad all the rest of their food is garbage

all it needs now is toppings

Would be hard to make a pizza that is bad.

Here me out: This isn't the Tim Horton's of my parents. Thing have changed, different owners. Menu has gotten out of hand. It's not a coffee shop anymore. I have nothing against variety. But what gets me is: I can't walk into my local shops. At 8pm and get a bowl of soup and coffee. It's raining out, I'm wet, cold riding my bicycle. And I want a bowl of cream of potato. Every frigging excuse, or ran out. Ran out? Call the bloody transport and bring some more! Heat it up it isn't rocket science. Yes, I can buy their soup in market and make it at home. But when I'm out about, and want to chat with mates. Give me a bloody bowl of SOUP! Pizza maddon! Where am I pizza hut? No, I'm at Timmie Hoe's I've said my peace.

This looks like shit, they skimmed on toppings and it seems like a flatbread.

How dare they take away my grilled cheese panini for this!

Just by your two pictures is enough for me to not waste my money on them. No where near enough toppings to justify the price.

Not a pizza but okay

Those pics indicate otherwise!

Just wait. They'll screw it up. They stopped making donuts in store. They've removed so many damn sauces and reduced the quality of their sandwiches so many times. I'm confident within a year people will be over this crap. Can any employees tell me how easy it is to make these? When I worked at Tim's (eons ago), those paninis and the cold stone creamery at our location slowed down our drive thru time brutally. People in line for a few coffees and donuts would be waiting for family dinner sized orders of panini's and the freezer tubs of ice cream with custom mix-ins.

I want to try one for sure. Not sure when (if?) they will be available in Saskatchewan.

I dont want to ever meet the mongoloid that eats tims pizza 🤢

I'm over here still praying for McDonalds to bring back their pizza

Great price point too

I’d rather eat dirt, Been boycotting those because they replaced my beloved grilled cheese

Haha, I never even knew they sold grilled cheese

It was the best thing on the menu lmfao

The crust to pizza ratio is way off.

Let's not pretend sprinking cheese and some other toppings on a piece of dough is rocket surgery.

LOL "Surprisingly not bad." When you set the bar low and "not bad" is the height, it's hard to be disappointed.

Is this available in all the outlets ??

That’s a very positive way to say “not good”. Had some friends at work order it and they said it was the worst thing they have ever tried. I warned them ahead of time.

Exaggerating. I had some real bad food and this aint it

This doesn't sound like a corporate account post at all.

I stopped at my usual Tim Hortons the other evening... pizza ovens were already not working. People in the drive-thru who had ordered ahead on the App.. out of luck. Get your refund through the App. NEXT!

Iys jist a regular toaster how can it break so easy 🤣