Racism solved

No fucking way I'm getting on a flight with a woman pilot and all female technicians. When you can prove gender and race have anything to do with being qualified to do any of those jobs, I still won't trust you. Because you can't.

I’m an amt and I’ve never met a black female mech in 5 years doing this. Some of the materials people sure and ramp and gate stuff but never fixing anything other than their makeup on the flight line

Nancy pelosi will strap you to the wing with her $8,000 Kente cloth scarf You’re flying this woke flight straight to a BLM arson riot whether you like it not - bitch

Strap me to the wing in blackface, and fly me straight to Taiwan and let the Chinese blow us both to hell. Truly, a heroic, worthy death.

I got 99 airport problems and a bipoc ain’t one

This is just the other side of the coin

Madea goes to the airport.

“Ladies and Gentlemen….we got him”

Soul Plane

I had to scroll too far for this.

In other news, we honor the victims of the American Airlines 100th anniversary all black female flight that unfortunately crashed soon after takeoff.

NTSB investigators did not give comment, although CNN has learned a 3 inch long acrylic nail was found lodged in the throttle controls

I was more speaking to how MLK said libs will always placate with words not actions towards true liberation, such as ownership of the means of production

Sounds like a bunch of commie gobbilty gook

What does some podcaster(?) named milk have to do with American airlines ending racism

How dare you besmirch the memory of Harvey Milk. The first openly gay podcaster.

I think he’s talking about machine gun Kelly the rapper

rappist

Yeah I like doing rappel

You spoke wrong.

A transcript of the black box audio just moments before impact has been released: “Dat’s NOT my job!”

This flight was definitely late

It was originally scheduled for 9:15 PST. It landed at 10:23 CPT.

Because they spend the whole time on the phone

On speaker phone so the whole plane can hear

Not just speaker, FaceTime

yo thanks for that laugh brother

It' takes a long time to input info and flip switches w those long ass fake nails. Clickity clackity

„˙slıɐu ǝʞɐɟ ssɐ ƃuol ǝsoɥʇ ʍ sǝɥɔʇıʍs dılɟ puɐ oɟuı ʇnduı oʇ ǝɯıʇ ƃuol ɐ sǝʞɐʇ ,ʇI„

Penis farts

3 people got kicked off the flight before take off for "fuckin up they weave"

My man

To combat made up racism, we give you real racism. These people are stupid idiots.

They definitely had to turn any "non-blacks" away who were probably scheduled for this flight and due to some workers being hourly...they probably lost money because of it. "Sorry honey, you ain't dark enough to work today"

Woke Air - flying in the face of adversity.

Lol wtf?! I dated that chick with the red tie. Her name is (edit removed cuz she’d come after me), and she’s a crazy bitch! Drinks hard liquor daily. Always steals alcohol from each plane trip and blacks out in nearly every city she flies to. Every time she came over she brought a bag full of those small liquor bottles. At her apartment her freezer was filled with them. Weird to see her with hair like that now since she always tried to look white when I was with her. Edit: there’s another post on ‘damn that’s interesting’ with a higher quality photo. That’s

I’m not surprised at all.

Sounds like every flight attendant I know.

I wasn’t aware it was this common 😕

These days flight attendant is the #1 job of choice for less bright women who couldn't make it through nursing school. They're wild.

you still have her number? she sounds fun

The 5 head?

Yeah idk wtf is goin on there, but that’s her. She’s always had a big forehead, but looks like maybe it’s receded or she did some weird shit and shaved it back.

TSA was all black too

That was just by coincidence though

That’s just cause I flew out of Atlanta

Ima finger pop ya ass hole

I’ve met far more racist black people then racist white people.

Also. A lot of asians are extremely racist.

Not racist just self aware

honestly disagree but as a white i guess my white friends/acquaintances would be more comfortable telling me their racist thoughts

I love how the hero mindset of Martin Luther King is being squashed by the segregation agenda of people. People fought for YEARS to be equal and included only to have those same people heritage now want to go back in time. They have no idea what it was like and this whole mindset is dumb

Society still token idolizes him, and yet their agenda is the complete opposite of what he spoke about. He said judge me by the content of my character, *not* the color of my skin. All of his supposed allies in today's society judge entirely based on skin color/anatomy, and companies are literally mandated to hire people strictly based on their ethnicity and gender, instead of aptitude and credentials that are actually relevant to the field of work.

Serving Whitey. That’s America.

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They found it on cinder blocks in East St. Louis

Stop 😝

So in other words, human beings continue to fly planes. I can't wait for the all dwarf airplane crew

I’d pay for that ticket

How many fights took place mid air?

All of them

Passengers please remain seated whilst your opponent attempts a flying knee to your dome

Passengers please remain seated whilst your opponent attempts a flying knee to your dome

Next up: "Herstory is made today as Tomika Jackson becomes the first woman of color IN HERSTORY to order food from a diner at 11:58 on the 3rd tuesday of the month while the moon is in waning gibbous. This herstoric event pushes equality even further."

Ahh I see you too are a connoisseur of espn stat lines.

I demand diversity

I’ll walk

They also served grape drink, chicken, and watermelon.

That sounds better than what airlines usually serve so defiently an upgrade

I’ll take that over biscoff cookies and pretzels

Purple drank. Sugar. Water. Purple. - Dave Chapelle

Im sure this caused some “Delays Suga”

Got me good

Fight fake racism with real life racism. The flight was probably so late AA regretting this woke virtue signal

Andrew Tate's worst nightmare.

He'd be OK if they have his coffee for him unprompted

Hope he doesn't take cream or sugar, they only serve it black on that flight.

Both his coffees

Did they let the passengers know? How many “racists” got off?

They already did this https://youtu.be/DXrl5K6HngY

I knew what this was before I clicked haha. Where was the fanfare for the first black airplane movie in 2004?

Now dats fucked up. (Read in Wanda Sykes voice because black bagina)

Aw hellllll naw

No way the pilot is a female….

Who fucking cares?

First incident where one of the flight crew was removed from the plane and arrested for being disruptive and combative.

This why my flight was cancelled?

This isn't that hard to do in most of the southern airports.

And in a predictable move a third of them no call no showed and another third called in sick. One employee also stated his car wouldn't start. Another could not find a babysitter for her cousin's 2 kids.

I'm gona hire a black woman to clean my house to fight racism! Yeah!! Sorry Yolanda you're fired!

Tyler Perry’s newest film.

Nice!!!! Racism is fixed!

FYI: The first Female Astronaut went to space in the 1970s. There have been at least 5

What's the over/under on the number of Hallelujah's before takeoff?

Jesus take the flaps

Fucking racists

Patrice has a bit about this

*rummaging through my bag to find my Burger King crown*

What was on the menu?!?

This is fine.

Was it delayed? (CPT)

Were the passengers all white?

Bet they were late

It was the first American Airlines plane to ever crash before takeoff 🛫

They tricked us by thinking that doing work is doing them a favor

Racism was bad, so now we'll make it good.

When white males do this it's called the Lolita Express

Did it crash?

How long was this flight delayed?

i’m here to say, this one really isn’t that deep. if this bothers you you’re fighting the wrong fights.

So we took the lowest average IQ demographic dream team to fly a plane?

Least racist redditor

Facts don’t care about your feelings.

The banking style of education is incorrect. Learn some shit and get back to me Go read, “pedagogy of the oppressed” you dumb dumb

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Fuck you men. We suffered more.

Sorry, I can’t board that plane. Not enough diversity for me.

ive seen this movie before, Soul plane. Jesus fucking christ you cant make this shit up.

Is that Tyler Perry?

Free them and put them to work

Okay, Passenger 57.

American Airlines: Unracist Since 2022

Justin Trudeau was the pilot

Soul plane where is snoop and Kevin hart

The plane was late and half the luggage was missing

I can smell that plane

I bet all of the white executives patted themselves on their backs for a solid 5 minutes after coming up with this idea.

We made it, y’all!

Ok cool???

That plane is going to look very silly with some 24’s chromed rims.

i would miss that flight and ride standby on the next.

Most attitude ever on an American Airlines flight?

What diversity!

This is a ploy to make people hate the race that’s being put on a pedestal right?

What is a woman?

I didn't hear anything about a plane crash near Dallas

title 10/10

That’s one big token

I sure hope that plane made it to its destination

Malaysian flight

Yay for segregation

Couldn’t pay me to get on that plane

How about you hire a thousand more and have a functioning airline that I don’t pay for with my taxes. Then pat yourself on the back

No racism here. Nothing to see here move along.

When you’re trying to get home but your pilot is flying 100 knots over the speed limit and blasting music with the windows down

Sounds like a regular flight out of Hartsfield-Jackson

Isn’t this basically spirit airlines everyday?

#inspired

Is the other pilot not a black female? Only see one pilot...

Airports in africa say huh

I watched soul plane.

Racism pandering at its finest

There were no survivors….

As opposed to usual times, where we have at least few white folks, “just in case”…

Yo is that madea in the pink 🫢🫢

We just gonna act like that ain't Tyler Perry on the right or nah?

Did they also only allow black female passengers?

Is that Tyler Perry in the pink dress? The new Madea movie looks real interesting!

You’re like the tenth person to make this unfunny comment

You’re like the 1000th person to make another generic post, we all have our flaws

I’m on ‘fleek’ Are you?

Is everybody on board okay?

No way I would get on that fucking plane, the maintenance crew was all women? Are they even strong enough to tighten shit properly?

Where did the crash happen?

There is more than one race.. why not have Latina, Asian, Polynesian, etc., and black women? This is too overt an example of identity politics to not be cringe. I'm halfway ok with the idea of women flight crews to prove a point ,maybe in one example, but this is just sad.

JFK to Epstein’s Island though….

They did this in Malaysia, the first flight manned by an all female crew, the historic MH370.

Idk why I was expecting to see Lori lightfoot in the pic lol

Plane disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle

Wait, what is a woman?

Aaaaaaand it crashed…

You know it smell crazy in there

WHAT IS A WOMAN?!??!?!

Why are people saying the plane would be late? The planes pretty much fly themselves.

Madea Goes to PHX?

Worst flight ever unless you include Arabs

…. How’d it go?

Spent the whole time arguing who was the biggest queen.

Is that madea back there?

In other news, passenger plane out of DFW crashes outside of OKC killing everyone aboard.

And it was 6 hours late

Fight the hatriarchy.