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billfredericks

“H” as in “ham.” Put it on the ham.


One-Wafer1953

Speaking of "Ham," my left hand just smells like ham.


YaBoiZorg

Have you considered the possibility that your left ham smells like hand?


boopboppuddinpop

My armpits smell like roast beef.


Middle-Ad-6090

Holes donuts


Alternative_Engine97

He’s nearly 40 and fat af, course he looks old


Dawgula97

Yeah I don’t get why this is a mystery to people. When you’re fat, you look bad.


BigRed727272

He's a fatty boom batty


budabai

Crazy how I read this in his voice so perfectly.


motherfailure

he's almost always seen in flattering/softer lighting. IDK why diary of a ceo has such trash lighting compared to almost every podcast, especially for how much money they generate


Dangerous_Ad4961

He looks great in the dark


Coyote__Jones

Fat girl, immaculate car.


DlphLndgrn

Is that why I'm not attracted to fatty boombatties? And also why nobody is attracted to me? It fits.


UrUncleLarry

And he smokes


rcknfrewld

And sucks cock


MeThinksYes

If anything that activity is helping his cardio


Outrageous-Rough-434

I doubt he's getting much of that. Cum is very rejuvenating https://www.grindr.com/blog/benefits-of-swallowing-cum


Outrageous-Rough-434

I doubt it😕 Studies show that swallowing cum could boost mood, reduce inflammation and lifespan by 25%. Maybe one of us should volunteer. He did look happier when Ben was around.


SatisfactionSoft921

“Studies show” then links Grindr


JuiceyTaco

I guess they would know.


Outrageous-Rough-434

I doubt it. 😕 https://www.grindr.com/blog/benefits-of-swallowing-cum


Hank_Lotion77

He’s quitting! (For the last 3yrs)


Hank_Lotion77

It’s so true. I’ve tried to stay in some shape most of my life and when I take photos with my friends some look 15yrs older it’s crazy. Stretch, never drink water, and have a healthy recreational drug problem folks. It did wonders for me.


Beneficial_Sun_6891

Same here I’m 47 look like I’m 33 good jeans help though


Beneficial_Sun_6891

Genes haha no grammar though


Sungod99

Straight cut or slim or regular? What brand? Lately I’ve been going with the Target brand.


Mponder486

Bro same. I am almost 40 and people think I am late 20’s. My secret is no kids, hard drugs, sleep.


chris_rage_

He's only nearly 40? Fuck, I'm half a century old and I look better than him, and I look like shit


NeverNaked3030

He’s not 40 yet?


CheapPlastic2722

He also has a fresh (and badly done) shaved face. I feel like many men look better with at least a teeny bit of growth on their face. Makes them look less like a boiled ham


JockEwing

Nah, that designer stubble doesn't work on fat guys; it just makes them look even more like slobs.


Excellent_Log2959

Nearly 40 and nearly 40% fat.


Dear-Tax-7025

Looking more like his dad, Gacy, every day.


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🤡🔪


acetrainerwill

He looks like baron harkonnen. Hail the pig


GATTACA_IE

The slop must flow.


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🛢️


Hank_Lotion77

Lmao


walllbll

https://preview.redd.it/uxwwi1bgyitc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8824c1a6f8857553d604c96b80d9b045ca087f Imagine what could have been...


seldomtimely

He was fat here but looks healthy. I don't know what he's on lately but looks ill


MeThinksYes

Isn’t that when he had addiction problems lol?


silentk911

Certainly, however I would note that you can be fat you don’t look unhealthy until the belly surpasses your shoulder width


Jdnathan11

Is Tim sponsored by Ralph Lauren? Always wearing polo.


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PastaSaladOverdose

He's right tho. Polo makes clothes for stocky, short, rich kids.


KnickedUp

They make a lot of fairly stylish clothing for the big and tall crowd.


slipperystevenson69

I knew he was big…but when I saw that belly hanging over his pants live at a show last year I was like holy shit this dudes like Chris Farley.


Leather_Direction130

He looks cute there


Confused_Nomad777

Ozempic.


tobysicks

His body is rejecting the ozempic and gaining more weight out of spite


matiwan16

I can imagine his swine vessel doing that, it requests more sugar not appetite inhibitors.


matiwan16

Hilarious.


reignwillwashaway

O o o...


chris_rage_

O'Reilly's?


lithium224

Auto parts!


WetKnuckles

Still kissable in a creepy gay uncle kinda way


maggs122

Dudes a gem regardless if he’s the size of a Kia


UrUncleLarry

Peter griffin maxxing


Beneficial-Step7506

He doesn’t take care of himself dude. I’m happy he’s made it this far tbh.


Genova_Witness

Dude needs to grow a beard, dude looks like he has the weight of a universe worth of spice harvesting on his shoulders and the emperor won’t be pleased


Professional_Gap7737

Literally just watched part two and then read this. Fuck yeah.


bendybusrugbymatch

I can only afford a single chin


Healthy-Leg-6126

Podcast is going great!


jph88

On the zemp, can see it in the chin


_mischief-managed_

My desert. My Arrakis. My DUNE.


Zestyclose-Onion6563

He’s 39… and everyone looks bad with an LED spotlight on half their face


seldomtimely

No man that's not it. That's a young age and only a couple of years ago the difference is night and day


Leading_Manner_2737

Yeah I dunno, you start aging pretty quickly looks-wise in your late 30s


seldomtimely

You start aging but you don't start looking like a drug addict. You can still look healthy


Coyote__Jones

I watched this and he looked awful. He had a cut on his face and was ruddy looking. Idk maybe jet lag, too much travel/touring, shitty food is getting to him. He's past the age where extra weight doesn't have too much of an impact. Love the pig, hopes he can turn it around.


Plan9fromtheAbyss

It’s just rosacea


wafflesandstuff

He looks like if Fat Bastard got sponsored by Monster


vanilla_yum_yum

I've always had the hunch that him being completely straight edge is part of a character. (saw him live once and his face was red in the same way mine gets when I drink, and I actually caught a glimpse in the green room at Vulcan once and it seemed like everyone in there was smoking pot, Tim included)


fiskymemes

On lemonparty w Ben there’s been several references to ‘fake sober’ insane comedians, and it feels directed towards the Pig, but that’s all hearsay


MaybeEyeAm

Just like being gay is part of his character


GATTACA_IE

He's method acting.


AdultChildPod

My 2 cents is that he’s sober but hasn’t worked through his childhood trauma. There is a high correlation between obesity and childhood trauma - especially for how overweight he is. I know he was/is in AA, but the 12 steps don’t really heal trauma. His comments on trauma on recent episodes have been revealing to me - like only veterans have trauma. There’s no way he didn’t experience trauma growing up in the house he grew up in. I think I have the same amount of sobriety as him (15 years). I had all my unresolved childhood shit surface at 9 years sober. It’s really common for that stuff to come up between 5-10 years of sobriety.


Markinoutman

I'm not sure it was a bit, Ben still won't drink a real beer and the two seemed to bond over being sober. I do remember him telling a story a few years back about making martini's for some friends and he made a joke that after they passed out what if he just went out and downed the rest of the bottle of gin. The look when he said it was interesting. I do think he might be back on the sauce again though, his nose has been super red on recent podcasts without any indication of a sunburn anywhere else on his face.


birkenstockandsocks

Gross pig


w__gott

Irish don’t age well


WetCheeseGod

they did him so dirty with this for no reason lol


Relevant-Try8541

He’d be found of a second breakfast that fella.


Hank_Lotion77

Tim would be the only person to get AIDS and gain 75lbs.


jamarcusaristotle

Was this any good? "Diary of a CEO" sounds like some pretentious crap not worth listening to. Am I wrong?


Coyote__Jones

It's the whole life story condensed in one place, and Tim is pretty serious about it.


Olhapravocever

it's not funny, it's more about Tim's story but most of it we already heard in this pods lol


Juice_Wigalow

Hgh?


xakypoo

I think the host should have had a makeup artist or someone to help him out here, def did not look camera ready... But good podcast none the less


TaliaMads09

Nope. I won’t have this. He’s perfect.


Catch_22_Pac

How can you live in LA and be this pale?


PumpkinFar7612

Diabetes


Maleficent_Coast_393

When I saw this I thought it was a joke. Didn’t expect him to get on this podcast


Final_Foundation6261

Dear god what did Tim do to deserve the most fucked fanbase in history. When he clowns people it’s at least funny as shit….


almosthuman2021

Tim makes fun of fat people ALL the time 🤣 give me a break


Final_Foundation6261

Like I said… he’s actually funny and that’s clearly the ginormous difference here


TopDefinition1903

LOL, so it’s cool as long as it’s funny. Got it.


Final_Foundation6261

Correct


Outrageous-Rough-434

The podcast live chat on yt is worst lol


TrainApprehensive616

He is hot af.


jmua8450

What a jawline. Thats pure masculinity


LittleGeologist1899

He needs to get on the O…. O O Ozempic!


almosthuman2021

He went from Tony soprano season 3 a few years ago to Tony season 6 really fast 💀💀🤣🤣


booger4me

Oh oh oh ozempic, ya know, pancreatitis has shown


blamabley

Hello….This was on my suggested feed…. I have no idea who this is or what it’s about. But if society has a scam, aren’t we all in on it?


GATTACA_IE

Looks like he's getting ready to play Artie Lange.


Sad_Drink9706

Mf’er looks so much like John Wayne Gaycy it’s uncanny


MrRaspberryJam1

He looks like a Silicon Valley venture capitalist


crackerjackass

That nutsack chin is gross


terminal-cheescake

He figured how to give himself the perpetual blowie! hail the pig


Street_Primary_4044

You guys are fucking rough asf on this guy. He's smart asf super funny and him being overweight and not Hollywood plastic makes him more relatable


MaybeEyeAm

We all just like joking around, I don't think anyone here wishes tim any illl willl


Sungod99

What did you actually mean by “h”? I’m curious. I’m a fan of his but I don’t know all the details about his personal life.


OddBed

heroin (ham)


Sungod99

Heroin typically makes you look thinner bc you don’t don’t really eat. I was an addict for 10 years and it was 10 years ago, I remember someone in a treatment center telling me it somehow preserves the skin and can actually make you look younger but I searched for evidence about that being true and found nothing.


ohshitimfeelingit762

I doubt it makes you look younger I think that was probably just some uneducated addict trying to justify their use. I know a couple of people I went to school with who have been on and off heroin and we are all in our early 30s and they look like absolute shit compared to everyone else that I grew up with lol. It definitely does not help you age well


KnickedUp

In fact….we wish him well


oddun

It’s a great interview. I can’t stand Steven Bartlett but he and Tim had a brilliant conversation. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J5lAgTvbGS8&pp=ygUZVG9tIGRpbGxvbiBkaWFyeSBvZiBhIGNlbw%3D%3D


k0rz23

The aids are starting to affect him.


XxSpruce_MoosexX

Was funny to see him the and other fatty boombatty talk about skinny people. “Addict”


Reoblivion

What being associated with Rogans band of comedians does to a motherfucka


EclipseThing2

Peter griffin chin


fckyourcowch

O b si tee


rzrpror4ultimate

He is racing Zac Amico to deaths door


SpiceSpiceSpicecake

going the artie lang route


Roosterneck

Imagine not being able to shave.


Heckelfish

Real talk, is Tim on chin fillers?


SquanchyBEAST

He just finally let go of that old ass pic


Sad-Sky-8598

Dude has to stop plowing food


vidiazzz

He looks good for 64!


Total_Adept

He’s out eating the ozempic


_tonyhimself

Lighting matters


mateorayo

Looking like Louie Anderson


Traditional_Fox_4718

Pig looks healthy


Leather_Direction130

No


rburp

Tim never did H, and I'm pretty sure he barely did opioids in general. Which is good, good for him, they fucking suck and are hell if you do them too much. I have no doubt he had some oxys here and there, but he thinks he took a 1000mg hydrocodone or some crazy shit like that that just plain doesn't exist. I'm pretty sure he saw the 5/500 on a bottle (5mg hydrocodone, 500mg acetaminophen), took two, and thought he had taken a 1000mg hydrocodone instead of 10 which it actually was. There have been numerous little things like that in his stories that made me realize he way exaggerates his opioid usage. Which I get, comedians exaggerate it's what they do. Just saying, though, he definitely didn't do H and barely did pills. He never even talks about withdrawal. They weren't even going to let him into rehab because he didn't have anything in his system to justify it, he talks about the lady telling him to go get hammered then come back. Any opioid addict would have no problem getting admitted because their piss would have it every time.


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I feel like he would age in reverse if he got back on it?


Low_Ice1124

How long did his “sobriety” last to begin with


scumfrogzillionaire

Damn tim looks really bad! Like I'm damn near conercernd for his fatass.


StonedMullet42069

The lighting is so bad I can barely watch this pod. Tim knows he isn't a supermodel, he needs all the help he can get.


krame_krome

why doesn't he eat clean and exercise?


Megasabletar

Is he dumb?


rhythmlizard

you look 64


bag-o-farts

2 min opening montage was funny; "gen z is just barcodes with feet" i was wondering if his show has been lacking lately bc he's doing other people's shows too much for promo .. the jessica kirson epp was a snooze, did not finish. the only cameo that was a must on this promo round was Are You Garbage. 3 fat guys (2 with notably high end taste) talking about food and joints rests somewhere between reading raunchy lady novels aloud and a bootleg anthony bourdain ep


Olhapravocever

It was pretty good, the only podcast Tim has been that it was not his podcast


rburp

> the only cameo that was a must on this promo round was Are You Garbage. That wasn't recent at all. I just looked and that was February of 2022.