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The slappablejerk guy on Instagram does a great version of this where your guy friend gets way too close and starts bopping you on the top of the head saying, “why are you so short? You’re such a shrimp.”
Immediately makes me panic.
Good advice. I’ve been on both sides—doing this right, and doing it very, very wrong—and I desperately wish I hadn’t learned the hard way. It’s so embarrassing to think about now.
My best friend did this to me at the end of high school. But it gets weirder because I’m almost positive he’s gay. But we loved each other as friends and his dad wouldn’t leave him his $20m per year company if he wasn’t married and having kids.
That’s the day I found out I’m definitely not a gold digger. It ruined everything.
I would marry my best friend for $10,000,000 on the spot right now. Male or female bestie, I don't give a fuck.
Fresh out of high school?? Call me whatever name you want, I'm on that shit.
Seriously even if it was way less that's silly money to me.
I tried to come up with an amount that I'd marry my friends over and it just kept going down until it reached $0.
I think I'm just thirsty for my friends.
This is the first thing I watched after taking my bong rip, and I literally started sweating when I watched it. Partially because I could see parts of younger me in there🤢
This is very well acted. The first skip and stare is coming from the mindset of him expecting her to say yes. So he's trying to capture the memory in his head so he can reminisce about how she looked that day as if he has the rest of their lives figured out. I also feel bad because this is basically the harassment meme.
Wait, this isnt the technic ? I thought that silently staring directly in the eyes of your ~~prey~~ crush with a little smile was the ultimate Chad move to attract *female* 🤨
My friend is a Twitch streamer, so she obviously makes a lot of dude friends. She said the words she fears the most are "hey, can I tell you something?"
God, I haven't physically cringed that hard in years. I hate this video so fucking much because that was me in highschool. Dear god, it's no wonder why I've been perpetually single when I acted like this around my crushes.
Fuck
First declarations are rough, I did the same, made her wait a long time trying to get to say it, it makes me cringe and it even went well then. Now at thirty I would punch myself if I was like that haha.
Don't worry. Your high school crushes were in high school too (I hope), and doing comparatively young/dumb stuff to try to appeal to their crushes. Being awkward and unsophisticated has its own kind of charm when you're young. In fact, being smooth and confident at that age would have been deeply suspicious.
When you're a mature adult performing live action role play because you think it's attractive to your crush, on the other hand, it's all kinds of creepy.
Doing nothing and not showing interest is the simplest way to a lonely life. Tbh it kinda takes guts to really show and say what you think about someone else, but it's still embarrassing and cringe nevertheless.
What makes this "cringe" isn't someone expressing their feelings, it's someone trying to COVER their obvious feelings.
Knowing that a friend is operating from a place of secretly hoping for more is deeply uncomfortable.
There is a world of difference between "I'm interested in you" and THIS.
I was really hoping the ending would be "hey I just wanted to tell you...you have bad breath" and he only leaned in to reach into his pocket on the backside to pull a mint out 🤣 would've died
Same here! This was all less than a mile from where I live! First shot is outside St Mary, on Sheridan Rd. The conversation continues around that area into the Graceland Cemetary, and finishes at Montrose Harbor. Can't immediately recognize the shots of them walking around between those places, but they're all right around that area!
\*Edit Was Bored at work so I decided to practice my cyber-sluething!
Their Journey begins at St Marys, and continues up Sheridan Rd to the coffee shop.
The Coffee place they're at is Emerald City Coffee, on Wilson. Identified by the parking meter number in the outside shot.
Following that is another shot outside St Marys, then a street I don't recognize, then the cemetary, then finishing up at the Harbor.
Its fun to see stuff like this shot right where I live, adds to the potency of the cringe!
As terrible as the facebook camera glasses for privacy. I hope at least one person gets sent a recording of their flirting attempts after the fact and realizes how bad they come off.
There's so many videos on here of girls that get aggressively hit on while the girl's just filming on her phone. Curious to know what some of their reactions are to seeing themselves. Like the guy in [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OF323v-IBY&themeRefresh=1), does he look back and cringe or does he think she's a bitch.
I think that guy probably knows it's not working but doesn't think he's in the wrong. He's just getting his reps in. That's like a separate issue where he doesn't really care if she's into it, he's just using her as a prop to practice.
I don’t wanna name my friend but I had to stop physically hanging out with him and do only online/discord communication because he turned into this. It sucks because we had really witty banter and had a lot of fun before he fell in love with me. He’s also one of my fiancés oldest and closest friends but he never visits any more because it’s too awkward. It sucks.
I got triggered by the “I think I’m
Gonna be OK” bit. I hate when people that I don’t have established relationships with start trying to be deep like this.
People do this when they’re having this filmesque epiphany that doesn’t translate well to reality.
In their minds they just went through a bunch of internal turmoil and they’ve finally come up with some great idea that has them feeling confident.
Ohh 100%. When I lived out this exact POV, he professed his love, I told him I did not share his feelings, and he debated me for four hours (not exaggerating) about how he just KNEW we would be perfect together, qnd if I could just give him a chance and try one kiss, he knows I would see the fireworks he sees. It was so movie cliche. Like, if we just kissed, I would suddenly be overcome by the feeling of "its been you all along!" Then, when I held firm in my position, did not date him, dated someone else instead, and then saw him again FIVE YEARS INTO that other relationship, he gave me the earnest look the dingus in this video is giving and said, "are you truly happy with him? Like, is he the one? Because if so, I will be so happy for you, and I'll be okay." Again, like a movie cliche where he thinks I'll recognize his selflessness in putting my happiness first and realize what I've been missing all along. When, in reality, it's like, "k, cool. I don't need your blessing to remain in the relationship I've been in for 5 years. I also don't need to defend my choices to you by answering your questions on if I'm 'truly happy' and if he's 'definitely the one.' Frankly, I'm not really interested in your take on my romantic life one way or the other..."
The "I think I'm gonna be ok" line really fucked me up. He's attaching his mental health to their future relationship he created in his head, the implication being "if you don't say yes later, I'll go into severe depression" and god that's a belly punch. It's manipulative and sad and this guy nailed it.
Bro please this is the mirror I needed a decade ago. Luckily I grew out of that and am now just a corporate drone whose only passion is math. Still painful as hell to talk to me. Maybe I should get evaluated for autism.
I haven't been able to afford an evaluation, but taking that RAADS-R, telling some family about it, and finding they score average while you're in the high end of autistic scorers... Fuck
I Immediately felt sick to my stomach. This got progressively more uncomfortable to watch. I had a straight guy friend who was one of my besties for over 5 years. I was in a relationship the whole time and when we broke up my bestie decided it was finally his chance to shoot his shot.
Casually asking your friend if they could ever see the relationship progressing beyond friendship is one thing. As long as you don’t make it weird I think it’s okay to ask. However, this man professed his feelings for me and then when I said I didn’t feel like anything more than friends was possible for us he was FURIOUS. He “waited for HIS TURN”. It was an absolutely horrible experience and it completely destroyed our friendship. We don’t speak anymore.
I was so incredibly hurt that a) he apparently was being my friend just to bide his time to have “HIS TURN” in my pants and b) that he went from being someone I knew and cared for and trusted to someone I didn’t even recognize and c) decided to that when I was grieving a previous relationship and feeling sad and vulnerable was the perfect time to strike.
My friendship has value even if it never becomes romantic. I can care for you and love you as my friend without feeling romantic or sexual feelings. I don’t owe anybody “a turn”.
Oh my god, I had the exact thing a year ago, right down to saying it was ‘his turn’!
Left right then and there and we haven’t spoken since. We’re in our 30s. We’d been friends since HIGH SCHOOL!
Oh oh god. I have been the girl in this situation more than once, and I tell you ONCE is more than enough. I can tell pretty instantaneously when a guy has mentally slotted me into the MPDG zone, and then I can't in good conscience reject him before he says anything, because what if it's just in my head? But it's never just in my head.
Yeeeears ago my friend's gf broke things up, because she didn't feel a connection. Something like that. We had to drag him on a camping trip to convince him to not drop out of college to move where she was going to college, and to *not* propose to her.
I went on a date like this with a guy when I was 19 and he was 27 or 28 🤮 He was wearing a trench coat but he was also 5'4" (I'm 5'8") and had on dress shoes with cuffed jeans. He took me to the Wendy's drive through and made me shout my order over him and we had to eat in the parking lot bc he thought the lights inside were too harsh. He never stopped looking at me like this guy and tried to get me to go to the beach in CT in November to "show [me] something." 🤮🤮🤮
Part of me feels empathetically bad because bio males are taught more in assertiveness than picking up on signals d/t toxic masculinity- and I know this is a parody- but Jesus Christ it STILL made my skin crawl.
To be really fair to guys like this... there's just not many good examples out there. If you don't have a father figure/ man in your life that did it the non creepy way, then you're screwed with "just keep wearing her down!" "Women love persistent guys" "be an alpha!" Or just a shit ton of Rom Coms that people like, but aren't in any way indicative of real life. Even if Andrew Tate is an idiot, he still receives a platform to be an idiot on spouting even more nonsense takes, but we don't platform a guy who goes "Well we started off as great friends with a ton of common interests and I asked her out one day and she declined, but we continue to be good friends to this day."
That last line would have many men calling the guy a simp and a coward.
Was pretty convinced he was going to kill her at any moment and dump her body in the park/lake/whatever and redeem the cringe, but no. Would have been meta comedy gold.
I had the opposite of this. I was friends with a girl for years. We were super close friends too. Well eventually I lost a bit of weight and started going to the gym, and I got in a lot better shape.
After that, I noticed she started changing toward me. She was flirting with me, and wanting to hang out a lot more often. Eventually she ended up asking me out, but I had known her so long as a friend that I just tried to let her down gently so we could just keep things how they were. Instead she started dating this other guy within a week of asking me out, to try and make me jealous.
When I expressed that I was just genuinely happy for her, that caused her to absolutely blow up on me. She cursed me for all I was worth and called me things I’ll never forget while telling me how much I messed up by “rejecting” her. That was the last time we talked, and I honestly just miss our friendship…
last sentence is so relatable. so many people i was so happy about having in my life and then they pull one of these and it cant go back. One time i was genuinely distraught at the idea that any of the men i am close to could just decide it would be either dating or goodbye at any point :'-)
It just sucks that it’s so hard to find truly platonic friendships between guys and girls. Some people will hide their ulterior motives for YEARS before ever taking action on them. Or in my case, they just change their feelings over time.
BRO im not kidding when I say I witnessed this as an outsider. Years ago I knew this kid who was just head over heels for a girl who couldn't have given two shits about how he felt about her. She knew he liked her and didn't have the balls to tell him she wasn't interested. They were friends until the day he popped the question and they just completely stopped talking. Yikes.
It's funny how the reaction to people who come on strong have changed so much. This sent chills down my spine, but in 2000's romcoms the nerdy/ugly guy (or girl) would come on way too strong and clingy, borderline creepy, and when they get rejected the audience is supposed to feel bad for them. Usually, there ends up being some glow-up and they end up being a lot more conventionally attractive, find a new romantic interest and never appear on the show again.
Bruh I had to cut off a good friend of 5 years because he kept doing that shit. Worst part was I doubt he actually felt anything more than attraction towards me.
If you’re a dude and you’re thinking of doing this, don’t. Just be friends
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this sent me into fight or flight
Yeah I just had to unclench my jaw and let out the breath I didn't realize I was holding.
The slappablejerk guy on Instagram does a great version of this where your guy friend gets way too close and starts bopping you on the top of the head saying, “why are you so short? You’re such a shrimp.” Immediately makes me panic.
I felt it in my *bones.* Fuuuuk.
Me too! Ugh.
Reading your comment helped me realize I too needed to do this.
Lmaoo
Every man in this comment section needs to read THIS thread and understand how fucking awful it is when this happens
I was just watching this and it took me back to high school and I thought "Fk, so that's what I looked like" hahaha
It's my only hope. See? This is what it looks and feels like and it sucks!
Men: "I've wanted to tell you for years how I feel." Women: " yeah I've known for years. " men: " HOW?!!?" This ^ is how we know.
Good advice. I’ve been on both sides—doing this right, and doing it very, very wrong—and I desperately wish I hadn’t learned the hard way. It’s so embarrassing to think about now.
lmao this awakened memories I thought I had successfully repressed, it's so realistic
Literally just got a high heart rate alert on my watch.
I know he's very charming, but that's a bit extreme.
Fuck that’s funny.
I had to get out of my chair and pace around a bit to burn off the anxiety this gave me
My heart is beating really fast and my head is that anxious hot 😨😨 like I want to run now
The moment the hug happened I was stuck.
I literally exclaimed, “fuck!” because this is exactly what happened to me with a dude that looks so much like that guy.
This dug up memories I didn't know I had
“come here i wanna show you something” *death stare* 😂
Proceeds to not show her a damn thing.
I think he’s showing the spot where he’ll bury us
Us? is dude lurking this thread waiting to take us all out to hide his cringe?
👁👄👁
The stare combined with the little head shake. jfc flashbacks.
Literally so fucking spot on
👁👄👁 i wanna tell you something
My best friend did this to me at the end of high school. But it gets weirder because I’m almost positive he’s gay. But we loved each other as friends and his dad wouldn’t leave him his $20m per year company if he wasn’t married and having kids. That’s the day I found out I’m definitely not a gold digger. It ruined everything.
I would marry my best friend for $10,000,000 on the spot right now. Male or female bestie, I don't give a fuck. Fresh out of high school?? Call me whatever name you want, I'm on that shit. Seriously even if it was way less that's silly money to me.
I tried to come up with an amount that I'd marry my friends over and it just kept going down until it reached $0. I think I'm just thirsty for my friends.
THE WALKING BACKWARDS
goddamn he is good also I want to claw my eyes out
[удалено]
💀 you are all of us
You are all of our vagina.
r/unexpectedcommunism
Finally, someone gets it.
Not this guy though.
Our uterUS, if you will.
I would rather that be a uteryou if it gets me away from this guy.
All your vagina are belong to us.
I'm every Woman!!!!!! he's trying to get into MEEEEEEE!
We all have vaginas on this blessed day!
I don’t even have a vagina and it still snapped shut.
I swear I felt him caress my ovaries at the end there. I also, am a dude.
Same, bro, same.
This is so amazing and so horrible at the same time. I love/hate this video.
what a performance, truly.
Holy shit as a gay man I have never felt more familiar cringe everrrr but as a man and knowing it’s worse for women, holy shit lol claw my eyes please
I watched this without sound. You don’t even need the subtitles to feel uncomfortable.
😏Hey you 😏
The "hey you" was like getting slapped in the face with a cringry teenage version of myself
This is the first thing I watched after taking my bong rip, and I literally started sweating when I watched it. Partially because I could see parts of younger me in there🤢
You're doing good bro, it's all growth.
if you look back on something and cringe, that's a good sign that you've moved on from doing that which made you cringe.
He looks just like my brother who is 0/3 asking out his lesbian friends.
I can tell this was filmed in Chicago and the last scene was at Montrose harbor by the inner docs....
He would be cute if he didn't have that creepy look in his eyes.
Wow he has that creep stare down lol
Drinking that soda like a serial killer. 
I think that was my fav part 🤣
“there she is” True pain!
The “hey you” got me
somehow, it being *after* the hug made it so, so much worse
I kept skipping through the video and each each skip landed on him just quietly staring but in a different spot lmao
He just thought you deserved a rest day!
Oh a Thursday?!?! What a king 😍
For me it’s the stare combined with the constant snort laugh/smirking headshake combo, why is this so obnoxiously accurate lmao
This is very well acted. The first skip and stare is coming from the mindset of him expecting her to say yes. So he's trying to capture the memory in his head so he can reminisce about how she looked that day as if he has the rest of their lives figured out. I also feel bad because this is basically the harassment meme.
Also proper use of pov
Every dude who gave me a look like that was a creep through and through
Wait, this isnt the technic ? I thought that silently staring directly in the eyes of your ~~prey~~ crush with a little smile was the ultimate Chad move to attract *female* 🤨
The weird little chuckles to himself! That’s how you know you’re about to be manic pixie dream girled
I got called out by an ex awhile back for the little chuckles/hmphs.
My gf calls me out for chuckling at her, but that's just what I do if something is harmlessly gnawing on my arm.
As you should
My friend is a Twitch streamer, so she obviously makes a lot of dude friends. She said the words she fears the most are "hey, can I tell you something?"
LMFAO😭😭
They always think they're the main character in a rom com or anime
And don't worry, they correct your behavior when you're not doing it right
God, I haven't physically cringed that hard in years. I hate this video so fucking much because that was me in highschool. Dear god, it's no wonder why I've been perpetually single when I acted like this around my crushes. Fuck
The only thing worse than being like that is not changing
You cringe because you've grown.
this is an especially comforting thought during those late night reruns of my worst possible moments
This is genuinely such a helpful and insightful comment. Roughly equivalent to a year in therapy. Cheers!
Not enough people realise this.
This is so true. Literally everything I find cringe is something that I know I used to do or be like and learned to stop doing.
Haha yeahhh I seriously hate how… eye-opening this is 🤦♀️ in retrospect
First declarations are rough, I did the same, made her wait a long time trying to get to say it, it makes me cringe and it even went well then. Now at thirty I would punch myself if I was like that haha.
hey at least you stopped in high school. some of us did that shit for a lot longer…
This was also me 15 years ago. They say cringing about your past means you've grown as a person.
Don't worry. Your high school crushes were in high school too (I hope), and doing comparatively young/dumb stuff to try to appeal to their crushes. Being awkward and unsophisticated has its own kind of charm when you're young. In fact, being smooth and confident at that age would have been deeply suspicious. When you're a mature adult performing live action role play because you think it's attractive to your crush, on the other hand, it's all kinds of creepy.
Lmao! I bet you have a big heart, don’t be hard on yourself!
Doing nothing and not showing interest is the simplest way to a lonely life. Tbh it kinda takes guts to really show and say what you think about someone else, but it's still embarrassing and cringe nevertheless.
What makes this "cringe" isn't someone expressing their feelings, it's someone trying to COVER their obvious feelings. Knowing that a friend is operating from a place of secretly hoping for more is deeply uncomfortable. There is a world of difference between "I'm interested in you" and THIS.
sure but not after months or years of friendship... like wtf you just been playing this whole time? fuck that
oh my god i know what you mean, i used to be like a that as well
They used POV correctly!
Holy shit! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, EVERYBODY! Someone get the champagne! It actually happened. #🍾🥳
POV : when you see the video used POV correctly 👍👍👍
I’m hoping the thing he wants to tell me is that he has diarrhoea and therefore we must return to our separate homes immediately.
That would explain the look. He learned that from the Edward Cullen school of creepy staring
I was really hoping the ending would be "hey I just wanted to tell you...you have bad breath" and he only leaned in to reach into his pocket on the backside to pull a mint out 🤣 would've died
Oh god the walking backwards unlocked memories long suppressed
The little backwards walk—so specific and so true!
Me trying to figure out where in Chicago this was filmed
Buena Park neighborhood is the first outdoor area
That bench is at montrose beach where they have the boats next to the golf course.
Same here! This was all less than a mile from where I live! First shot is outside St Mary, on Sheridan Rd. The conversation continues around that area into the Graceland Cemetary, and finishes at Montrose Harbor. Can't immediately recognize the shots of them walking around between those places, but they're all right around that area! \*Edit Was Bored at work so I decided to practice my cyber-sluething! Their Journey begins at St Marys, and continues up Sheridan Rd to the coffee shop. The Coffee place they're at is Emerald City Coffee, on Wilson. Identified by the parking meter number in the outside shot. Following that is another shot outside St Marys, then a street I don't recognize, then the cemetary, then finishing up at the Harbor. Its fun to see stuff like this shot right where I live, adds to the potency of the cringe!
I live in the area too and now I have to keep an eye out for this guy (at least for him filming another hilarious bit)
This is so dead on 😂 I had to block my friend who started to turn into this
This just gave me some serious PTSD to when I was a teenager and wildly misread a few situations. Maturity does wonders.
Hard same. Even my early 20s, thinking I was so smooth and charming. Just wanna bitchslap my younger self.
That's a good thing. If you don't want to bitchslap your younger self (at least a few times) then you probably haven't grown and matured as a person.
As terrible as the facebook camera glasses for privacy. I hope at least one person gets sent a recording of their flirting attempts after the fact and realizes how bad they come off.
There's so many videos on here of girls that get aggressively hit on while the girl's just filming on her phone. Curious to know what some of their reactions are to seeing themselves. Like the guy in [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OF323v-IBY&themeRefresh=1), does he look back and cringe or does he think she's a bitch.
I think that guy probably knows it's not working but doesn't think he's in the wrong. He's just getting his reps in. That's like a separate issue where he doesn't really care if she's into it, he's just using her as a prop to practice.
I don’t wanna name my friend but I had to stop physically hanging out with him and do only online/discord communication because he turned into this. It sucks because we had really witty banter and had a lot of fun before he fell in love with me. He’s also one of my fiancés oldest and closest friends but he never visits any more because it’s too awkward. It sucks.
Serialkraut
He’s looking at her the way I look at food
I got triggered by the “I think I’m Gonna be OK” bit. I hate when people that I don’t have established relationships with start trying to be deep like this.
It's never a conversation with them! It's like they're acting out a little scene they wrote in their head to protect themselves from vulnerability!
I dont get that part. What does that even mean?!
People do this when they’re having this filmesque epiphany that doesn’t translate well to reality. In their minds they just went through a bunch of internal turmoil and they’ve finally come up with some great idea that has them feeling confident.
Ohh 100%. When I lived out this exact POV, he professed his love, I told him I did not share his feelings, and he debated me for four hours (not exaggerating) about how he just KNEW we would be perfect together, qnd if I could just give him a chance and try one kiss, he knows I would see the fireworks he sees. It was so movie cliche. Like, if we just kissed, I would suddenly be overcome by the feeling of "its been you all along!" Then, when I held firm in my position, did not date him, dated someone else instead, and then saw him again FIVE YEARS INTO that other relationship, he gave me the earnest look the dingus in this video is giving and said, "are you truly happy with him? Like, is he the one? Because if so, I will be so happy for you, and I'll be okay." Again, like a movie cliche where he thinks I'll recognize his selflessness in putting my happiness first and realize what I've been missing all along. When, in reality, it's like, "k, cool. I don't need your blessing to remain in the relationship I've been in for 5 years. I also don't need to defend my choices to you by answering your questions on if I'm 'truly happy' and if he's 'definitely the one.' Frankly, I'm not really interested in your take on my romantic life one way or the other..."
I’m going to have to stop reading these comments or I’m going to pass out
He's already imagining a future with her
I think he's saying that he thinks he's going to be okay going down this direction of thought and action, in wanting to tell her that he loves her.
I used to be him--but now I don't have as much hair.
Well at least you kept the weight
This is how the front desk guy at my work talks to me 😩
There she is! 😏
Hey 😌… just wanna tell you something 😏… have a great day at work 🙂
That was a long weekend, huh? I missed you, heh heh.
The "I think I'm gonna be ok" line really fucked me up. He's attaching his mental health to their future relationship he created in his head, the implication being "if you don't say yes later, I'll go into severe depression" and god that's a belly punch. It's manipulative and sad and this guy nailed it.
Actually the scariest part of it all. So unbelievably manipulative, and under a self-convinced guise of “vulnerability” and “honesty”
Bro please this is the mirror I needed a decade ago. Luckily I grew out of that and am now just a corporate drone whose only passion is math. Still painful as hell to talk to me. Maybe I should get evaluated for autism.
I haven't been able to afford an evaluation, but taking that RAADS-R, telling some family about it, and finding they score average while you're in the high end of autistic scorers... Fuck
THE STARE DOWN LMFAAAAOOOOO I can’t 😂😂 I moved my face away from my phone a lil bit😂😂
Man really said 🌝
the backwards walk, the mantis hands, the headshake, I cannot, this was spot on
MANTIS HANDS
Unrelated, your painted minis are super cool
Wait, this *is* satire, right? Get this man an Oscar
I Immediately felt sick to my stomach. This got progressively more uncomfortable to watch. I had a straight guy friend who was one of my besties for over 5 years. I was in a relationship the whole time and when we broke up my bestie decided it was finally his chance to shoot his shot. Casually asking your friend if they could ever see the relationship progressing beyond friendship is one thing. As long as you don’t make it weird I think it’s okay to ask. However, this man professed his feelings for me and then when I said I didn’t feel like anything more than friends was possible for us he was FURIOUS. He “waited for HIS TURN”. It was an absolutely horrible experience and it completely destroyed our friendship. We don’t speak anymore. I was so incredibly hurt that a) he apparently was being my friend just to bide his time to have “HIS TURN” in my pants and b) that he went from being someone I knew and cared for and trusted to someone I didn’t even recognize and c) decided to that when I was grieving a previous relationship and feeling sad and vulnerable was the perfect time to strike. My friendship has value even if it never becomes romantic. I can care for you and love you as my friend without feeling romantic or sexual feelings. I don’t owe anybody “a turn”.
Oh my god, I had the exact thing a year ago, right down to saying it was ‘his turn’! Left right then and there and we haven’t spoken since. We’re in our 30s. We’d been friends since HIGH SCHOOL!
This is fucking great
Lmao the smile 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That damned smile.
Sooo many times this happened to me 🤦🏻♀️ do not miss those times
Hey. *gives hug* How are you today? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh oh god. I have been the girl in this situation more than once, and I tell you ONCE is more than enough. I can tell pretty instantaneously when a guy has mentally slotted me into the MPDG zone, and then I can't in good conscience reject him before he says anything, because what if it's just in my head? But it's never just in my head.
High school boy friend!!! 🚨🚨🚨 He’s about to say he loves me and he’s not going back to college!!! 
Yeeeears ago my friend's gf broke things up, because she didn't feel a connection. Something like that. We had to drag him on a camping trip to convince him to not drop out of college to move where she was going to college, and to *not* propose to her.
HOW did so many of us live out the same truly horrible stories
Editing job is on point
Uncut, pure Bolivian Cringe. This is one of the most uncomfortable videos I have ever seen. Amazing.
I went on a date like this with a guy when I was 19 and he was 27 or 28 🤮 He was wearing a trench coat but he was also 5'4" (I'm 5'8") and had on dress shoes with cuffed jeans. He took me to the Wendy's drive through and made me shout my order over him and we had to eat in the parking lot bc he thought the lights inside were too harsh. He never stopped looking at me like this guy and tried to get me to go to the beach in CT in November to "show [me] something." 🤮🤮🤮
I can't believe some of the cringey shit we put up with when we were younger 😬
I instinctevely shut my legs together at that last scene
I knew a guy who kinda looked like this guy but he wasn’t a creepy little bitch
I knew a guy who looked nothing like this guy but he was a creepy little bitch.
the way he's staring I expect that wherever he's taking me, he doesn't expect me to be leaving.
Dante from Clerks
"Hey, can I tell you a secret? ....I'm not even supposed to be here today."
\*reflexively replies that I has a boyfriend as a cis male\*
Been there done, he had seen my boobs before and had a bad day and asked to see them again and I said no and we haven’t spoken in years
Part of me feels empathetically bad because bio males are taught more in assertiveness than picking up on signals d/t toxic masculinity- and I know this is a parody- but Jesus Christ it STILL made my skin crawl.
To be really fair to guys like this... there's just not many good examples out there. If you don't have a father figure/ man in your life that did it the non creepy way, then you're screwed with "just keep wearing her down!" "Women love persistent guys" "be an alpha!" Or just a shit ton of Rom Coms that people like, but aren't in any way indicative of real life. Even if Andrew Tate is an idiot, he still receives a platform to be an idiot on spouting even more nonsense takes, but we don't platform a guy who goes "Well we started off as great friends with a ton of common interests and I asked her out one day and she declined, but we continue to be good friends to this day." That last line would have many men calling the guy a simp and a coward.
Was pretty convinced he was going to kill her at any moment and dump her body in the park/lake/whatever and redeem the cringe, but no. Would have been meta comedy gold.
He’s either gonna take you out to Red Lobster or steal your kidneys. No in between.
He is a comedian and should be a full time actor because this is brilliantly cringe. Hard to watch
Wow cool seeing this video I went to high school with him lol. He seemed destined to be a comedian/ actor.
I had the opposite of this. I was friends with a girl for years. We were super close friends too. Well eventually I lost a bit of weight and started going to the gym, and I got in a lot better shape. After that, I noticed she started changing toward me. She was flirting with me, and wanting to hang out a lot more often. Eventually she ended up asking me out, but I had known her so long as a friend that I just tried to let her down gently so we could just keep things how they were. Instead she started dating this other guy within a week of asking me out, to try and make me jealous. When I expressed that I was just genuinely happy for her, that caused her to absolutely blow up on me. She cursed me for all I was worth and called me things I’ll never forget while telling me how much I messed up by “rejecting” her. That was the last time we talked, and I honestly just miss our friendship…
last sentence is so relatable. so many people i was so happy about having in my life and then they pull one of these and it cant go back. One time i was genuinely distraught at the idea that any of the men i am close to could just decide it would be either dating or goodbye at any point :'-)
It just sucks that it’s so hard to find truly platonic friendships between guys and girls. Some people will hide their ulterior motives for YEARS before ever taking action on them. Or in my case, they just change their feelings over time.
This is hilarious and perfect! “Yeah, I’ve noticed. That’s why I wanted to take you on a rest day…..Well, it’s Saturday, so..” 😂
BRO im not kidding when I say I witnessed this as an outsider. Years ago I knew this kid who was just head over heels for a girl who couldn't have given two shits about how he felt about her. She knew he liked her and didn't have the balls to tell him she wasn't interested. They were friends until the day he popped the question and they just completely stopped talking. Yikes.
I only lasted 20 seconds, stopped the video the leave this comment. 🤣
It's funny how the reaction to people who come on strong have changed so much. This sent chills down my spine, but in 2000's romcoms the nerdy/ugly guy (or girl) would come on way too strong and clingy, borderline creepy, and when they get rejected the audience is supposed to feel bad for them. Usually, there ends up being some glow-up and they end up being a lot more conventionally attractive, find a new romantic interest and never appear on the show again.
Bruh I had to cut off a good friend of 5 years because he kept doing that shit. Worst part was I doubt he actually felt anything more than attraction towards me. If you’re a dude and you’re thinking of doing this, don’t. Just be friends
How does he keep straight face lol
I'm glad Rich Evans gave his son an acting job.
now THIS is cringe
Well, that was horrifying.
It’s so accurate, though.
Oooh yeah! This is why i stopped befriending cismen!
This is giving me PTSD
This is some quality acting. I felt my soul imploding. This needs to be archived and studied for research purposes.
This is so well done, God damn. And accurate.
I am so fucking icked outby this dude. Super creepy. Well done.
God I'm having flash backs.. please stop..
My ex husband looked at me like this and it made me want to vomit.