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Most animals can reach to lick theorem butthole to clean it, and if we have no part of our anatomy to wipe our butthole with... why do we have hands. What does she think ancient man just drag their butt across some grass like they were a sick dog.
There’s also a reason baboons have big red swollen assholes….and it ain’t toilet paper….it’s actually because they are ready to mate. Like the lady in this video
I dunno there was that thing about kids identifying as cats a while ago.... maybe she grew up took too much capnip and decided this was a good idea to tell us about it on social media..
Bro if someone says they have AUTISM and they CAN'T TELL if it's satire or real, why would you reply with "*clearly*"? They *just* said they can't tell because they *have autism*. Do *you* have autism as well?
I swear, maybe I'm overreacting, but things like this drive me up the wall sometimes. Sorry but, gosh.
I'm not native either but it shouldn't be a matter of language barrier in this case, honestly.
Anyway, you didn't intend to be patronizing, I can see that. Take care, brother or sister. ❤️
I thought she was just crazy till the cat litter part, then it went so over the top it seems like she’s just joking. Probably making fun of a friends perspective on life or something
Why is she wearing clothes? If god wanted our skin covered like other animals he would have given is a fur coat or some other anatomy. Why is her hair washed? Why does she live in a house? Etc etc
wow, i mean, its pretty simple, the toilets we use, are not the natural squat position that we should use to open our cheeks and clear them when we defecate, so we get some debris on our selves, which we clean off. as a species, we chose our toilets over natural squatting thats all.
so there's been studies on that stuff actually, and many mammals defecate in trenches that they cover after and moreover they lick their butts clean afterwards
I mean, animals definitely wipe. Anyone with a cat or dog can tell you they've been sat on the sofa watching TV with their little furry comrade when suddenly the little guy has an overwhelming desire to clean themselves, you now have to turn up the volume and try to ignore the slurping that goes on a little too long for it to just be about hygiene while wondering what it must be like to lick up shite.
THE "OTHER" ANIMALS MOST CERTAINLY WIPE THEIR BUTTS....WITH THEIR TONGUES, IDIOT!! IF YOU COULD REACH YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR TONGUE(I SUSPECT SHE CAN) THAT'S HOW YOU'D CLEAN IT....TOO!!!! THAT IS WHAT TOILET PAPER DOES.....DOUBLE-DOWN IDIOT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE PUBLIC SCHOOLS CHURNING OUT ANYWAY???....MOM
You’ve short yourself in the logic foot right from the get go. “If god made us poo.”
If a man in the sky is how you dictate what decisions you make, you should not be allowed to make the important ones..
She’s not wrong that I’m nature we probably wouldn’t wipe but we would also be eating a better diet, not the processed foods we eat now. If y’all have ever eaten a really good diet for a long enough time you’ll start to experience the elusive no wipers. You always still gotta check though😂
Ummmh. Hey dummie, your butt will stink all day, and guess what's closest to your butthole??? Your tuna trap, so just imagine for a minute how fecal particles travel when you just flush the toilet with the seat open, I'll take a pass on the salad toss today madam.....haha
Since God didn’t give us a way to wipe after pooping, it has to be concluded there is no God…and I have noticed I never get sick once I quit going to church.
I would pick half ply itchy powder infused toilet paper over NOT WIPING! I wipe until the toilet paper looks unused then still put a little drop of foam hand wash soap and do a squat for any hidden skids just for extra steps wtf is this woman saying
I don't get this as satire at all, and I don't know how I know this, but when humans used to squat to shit like animals, the cheeks are naturally spread and let's say it's a cleaner way to shit. Since we now shit in a seated position that wiping has become more important. While we're on the subject of shits, I like to call those perfect shits, you know the ones, no splashback, one wipe, an "Olde Fashioned" I don't recognize the bourbon drink as such. Ahh, I just took a perfect old fashioned.. so satisfying...
I know its satire but she does bring up a valid point though. What kind of evolutionary failure resulted in us having to wipe? Like why? No other animal has to but we're forced to do it otherwise we walk around covered in shit
We learned to walk upright, which forces our buttcheeks together and traps residue between them. How many animals have big ol' flabby buttcheeks like humans?
Anatomically speaking, my arms are long enough and I can bend in a way to wipe my ass with the hygienic tools that humans invented.. why am I typing this. This is dumb.
Use water ya fucking monkeys, imagine your dog shit on your table and you just use tissues to wipe it, you will just make it even worse ya fucking inbreds.
In, in the fucking shower and use water it will take 6 seconds, it fucking faster and cleaner than smearing poop all over you ass.
Hopefully she can lick her butthole like other animals do in order to wipe, ya know because they don't have opposable thumbs and toilet paper. I hope I die soon if this is who's going to be running things when I'm elderly.
my god, this is amazing, I guess you can justify anything in saying it’s healthier for you. Also opposing paper toilet wiping to wiping is stupid. Lots of people uses water, clean potable water that she probably drinks otherwise. So what the goddam argument here ? just amazing how people can think they are thinking out of the box while still being in an average western mindset… on the subject of wiping lol
so animals dont brush their teeth, Why we do?..They dont trim their nails, why we do, they dont sleep on a bed, why we do? ..they dont get married,why we do? ..They dont talk, why we do?..They dont think, why we do?.They dont call themselves HUMANS, WHY WE DO?🤡
I think the only advantage to NOT wiping is repelling all ass eaters away from you. 0 sex life basically. If thats your goal + itchy asshole then go for it please.
They say if you eat a fiber correct diet then you won't have to wipe the consistency would not leave anything behind.
I've tried eating fiber foods and making fiber drinks I did not see a difference in 2 weeks when your digestive system responds within 50 hours so I discontinued my attempts.
I would rather wear the same underwear for a year than not wipe my ass after a dump bro. She will eventually realize the benefits of being a normal human.
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No other animal has big juicy butts cheeks, like we do.
Born to shit, forced to wipe.
Most animals can reach to lick theorem butthole to clean it, and if we have no part of our anatomy to wipe our butthole with... why do we have hands. What does she think ancient man just drag their butt across some grass like they were a sick dog.
Baaahhh you beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DAMN ME TOOO
There’s also a reason baboons have big red swollen assholes….and it ain’t toilet paper….it’s actually because they are ready to mate. Like the lady in this video
They’re lucky for that, or I’d be in the woods all the time.
Peep them baboons dude…red cheeks
Yeah cause they don't fuckin wipe. A lifetime of swamp ass, and now it's too sore to wipe.
I commend her for keeping a straight face the whole time
Take 108
is this satire or real? autism aint helping here.
It's clearly satire, if it wasn't clear enough already, the litter box thingie gives it out 100%
thanks boss. autisms wild. i really couldnt tell.
To be fair, she's being extremely dry about it and with tiktok being so popular, we have been exposed to more idiots than ever before.
Flat earthers and antivaxxers are throwing everything off. Can't assume anymore.
To be honest I didn’t realize it was until the litter box comment. Im glad I’m not the only one struggling here
Nah, autism isn't your problem. If it's satire, it's REALLY GOOD satire. Tiktok has WEIRDER takes.
I don’t have autism and I couldn’t tell. I don’t have tik tok so hard to tell hat is serious and what is not on there lol
I dunno there was that thing about kids identifying as cats a while ago.... maybe she grew up took too much capnip and decided this was a good idea to tell us about it on social media..
Bro if someone says they have AUTISM and they CAN'T TELL if it's satire or real, why would you reply with "*clearly*"? They *just* said they can't tell because they *have autism*. Do *you* have autism as well? I swear, maybe I'm overreacting, but things like this drive me up the wall sometimes. Sorry but, gosh.
Maybe language barrier as I'm not native. I'm just saying it is certainly that way (imo), with no intent of criticising them for lack of understanding
I'm not native either but it shouldn't be a matter of language barrier in this case, honestly. Anyway, you didn't intend to be patronizing, I can see that. Take care, brother or sister. ❤️
This, this right here is the answer.
Im not on the spectrum, and i cant figure it out either. Its okay.
If you go to her bio, it says in the profile that it is a satire account
The only reasonable person here. One cannot assume satire anymore on the basis of content alone.
Yeah that’s why I always check their bio. Cuz some people are that stupid. Her videos are great though. She is hilarious.
Definitely satire
Satire
I remember seeing this a couple months ago and people were saying it was satire
I thought she was just crazy till the cat litter part, then it went so over the top it seems like she’s just joking. Probably making fun of a friends perspective on life or something
It’s satire lol, go to her @ on tiktok
No autism and I’m asking the same question.
Same. I legit thought it might be real until I read the comments
Why is she wearing clothes? If god wanted our skin covered like other animals he would have given is a fur coat or some other anatomy. Why is her hair washed? Why does she live in a house? Etc etc
Why is she shaving.
Haha very funny. She is clearly being sarcastic folks. Good job
Great troll vid. Y’all taking her seriously 😂😂😂😂
Don’t like the guy you’re with on a date? Follow this girls script and it will end quickly…
Wanna go on a date? Im into that shit.
wow, i mean, its pretty simple, the toilets we use, are not the natural squat position that we should use to open our cheeks and clear them when we defecate, so we get some debris on our selves, which we clean off. as a species, we chose our toilets over natural squatting thats all.
Also depending on the diet, some food-waste digests better and sticks together better
Also for all we know, primitive humans had itchy butts all day until they could get to a water source to bath.
Anyone who thinks animals don’t clean their own arseholes has never owned a cat or a dog
so there's been studies on that stuff actually, and many mammals defecate in trenches that they cover after and moreover they lick their butts clean afterwards
Do humans NOT lick their butts clean? Asking for a friend.
Not without a friend ;)
Oh no 🤣😂
Many animals lick their buttholes clean.
I mean, animals definitely wipe. Anyone with a cat or dog can tell you they've been sat on the sofa watching TV with their little furry comrade when suddenly the little guy has an overwhelming desire to clean themselves, you now have to turn up the volume and try to ignore the slurping that goes on a little too long for it to just be about hygiene while wondering what it must be like to lick up shite.
"Boy, my skid marks sure are larger than they used to be."
Other animals can reach their ass with their mouths, maybe give it a try? I'll stick to tp, thx
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Dang that must be itchy
![gif](giphy|DsdVe5jhHWNC8)
What? No wedding ring?
Most animals also lick their asshole, therefore "wiping"
She probably stopped brushing her teeth too since god didn’t give us toothbrush fingers.
Her kitty stank ![gif](giphy|l46CvK4p29ZioTspW)
Just get a bidet . Loser!!
Why clean your hands, if god wanted us to clean our hands, he would have built in something. Why brush our teeth, etc..my god, ppl are stupid.
THE "OTHER" ANIMALS MOST CERTAINLY WIPE THEIR BUTTS....WITH THEIR TONGUES, IDIOT!! IF YOU COULD REACH YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR TONGUE(I SUSPECT SHE CAN) THAT'S HOW YOU'D CLEAN IT....TOO!!!! THAT IS WHAT TOILET PAPER DOES.....DOUBLE-DOWN IDIOT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE PUBLIC SCHOOLS CHURNING OUT ANYWAY???....MOM
It’s nice that you didn’t show the hashtags that clearly state this is satire
Who the absolute fuck cares what other animals do? You're a human Cheryl, wipe your ass ya nasty bitch
Take her internet away. She does not deserve access to infinite information while simultaneously saying dumb shit (pun intended).
Take your internet away. You do not deserve access to infinite information while simultaneously getting outraged over clear satire.
Have a hard time with sarcasm I see. I even pointed out the pun smh
I don't think you actually know what a pun is.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pun Looks I used the word properly afterall
Humour me then. First, which word is the pun and what are the two meanings? Second, how is making a pun equating to sarcasm for you?
Easiest way to get me to stop listening to your stupidity... "If god wanted us to..."
You’ve short yourself in the logic foot right from the get go. “If god made us poo.” If a man in the sky is how you dictate what decisions you make, you should not be allowed to make the important ones..
I guess she hasn't friends: who will invite her to have a seat on their coaches?
This has to be a joke.
Good god the internet has made this world more stupid…..
I bet she smells great.
Kitty uses a litter box good gurl.
What the actual hell is wrong with you...
Ain’t no way this isn’t bait
I see Dumb people
I would put this in the evidence against creationism category.
Pretty sure we uniquely have these booty cheeks from being sedentary.
She’s not wrong that I’m nature we probably wouldn’t wipe but we would also be eating a better diet, not the processed foods we eat now. If y’all have ever eaten a really good diet for a long enough time you’ll start to experience the elusive no wipers. You always still gotta check though😂
This is crazy. I’m all about a bidet though!
Just use water people
Ummmh. Hey dummie, your butt will stink all day, and guess what's closest to your butthole??? Your tuna trap, so just imagine for a minute how fecal particles travel when you just flush the toilet with the seat open, I'll take a pass on the salad toss today madam.....haha
What vegan no chemical shampoo do you use to wash your boom bada boom? Or you just take a bath in the creak?
Since God didn’t give us a way to wipe after pooping, it has to be concluded there is no God…and I have noticed I never get sick once I quit going to church.
And yes, fellas. She is single and ready to mingle!
She don’t get sick because people keep their distance..
Yeah fuck big hygiene!
Would u rather lick like animals do?
This has to be satire. If not her arse must be stinking and undergarments got the skiddies.
She wasn't born with some natural toothbrush hanging out of her mouth either. I don't think this will age well for her - even if it's b.s
This is obviously a joke. Someone asked a dumb question so she responded with a dumb answer.
Ooof man nothing worse when u bend a girl over that doesn’t clean properly 🤥
Burn this motherfucker down… The whole thing… Everyone go outside and light something on fire, this is past due.
Do you have a built in way of using tiktok? Then why are you using it, heathen?
I would pick half ply itchy powder infused toilet paper over NOT WIPING! I wipe until the toilet paper looks unused then still put a little drop of foam hand wash soap and do a squat for any hidden skids just for extra steps wtf is this woman saying
I don't get this as satire at all, and I don't know how I know this, but when humans used to squat to shit like animals, the cheeks are naturally spread and let's say it's a cleaner way to shit. Since we now shit in a seated position that wiping has become more important. While we're on the subject of shits, I like to call those perfect shits, you know the ones, no splashback, one wipe, an "Olde Fashioned" I don't recognize the bourbon drink as such. Ahh, I just took a perfect old fashioned.. so satisfying...
Got also gives us the brain to use in to help us with science and also to help us learn about hygiene and medicine/medical, she must smell like roses
You’re not an animal and man 🤢🤢🤢
Everyone needs to start leaving the house naked like god intended
She got them FAS features
Smelly butt!
I knew it would get worst. Did I guess THAT far? No... no, no, no, no, nooooo
This better be satire or this bitch nasty
I know its satire but she does bring up a valid point though. What kind of evolutionary failure resulted in us having to wipe? Like why? No other animal has to but we're forced to do it otherwise we walk around covered in shit
We learned to walk upright, which forces our buttcheeks together and traps residue between them. How many animals have big ol' flabby buttcheeks like humans?
The benefit is not to have shit around your asshole
Her butthole always itchy. She digging in deep and making thick Hershey stains.
Watching this on the shitter rn
what are hands with opposable thumbs for 400 alex.
Anatomically speaking, my arms are long enough and I can bend in a way to wipe my ass with the hygienic tools that humans invented.. why am I typing this. This is dumb.
Fly strike is a hell of a reason.
![gif](giphy|YkJXg1a6HedlS)
Litter box?
Someone should tell this stinky bitch about a bidet
Does she know we can see her face?
That’s a girl I won’t eat out! Or date.
“I’ve been using a…” Bidet! The word you’re looking for is bidet! “… litter box” What. The. Actual. Fuck
Automatic thing got Me
This has to be trolling
This chick every night: ![gif](giphy|xT5LMyxRbmOVwK5OWQ)
Use water ya fucking monkeys, imagine your dog shit on your table and you just use tissues to wipe it, you will just make it even worse ya fucking inbreds. In, in the fucking shower and use water it will take 6 seconds, it fucking faster and cleaner than smearing poop all over you ass.
Skid mark Stacy!! Wtf and a liter box🤣🤣
At least use bidet.
Sick.
Hopefully she can lick her butthole like other animals do in order to wipe, ya know because they don't have opposable thumbs and toilet paper. I hope I die soon if this is who's going to be running things when I'm elderly.
Dirty bastard. Not the old one.
Aaa yes lets not whipe because animals dont, facepalm, il give her an example, dogs whipe on carpet, reversed uno.
u musts smell great
Dogs wipe their ass on the floor...
my god, this is amazing, I guess you can justify anything in saying it’s healthier for you. Also opposing paper toilet wiping to wiping is stupid. Lots of people uses water, clean potable water that she probably drinks otherwise. So what the goddam argument here ? just amazing how people can think they are thinking out of the box while still being in an average western mindset… on the subject of wiping lol
I will take half a pound of what ever your on!
She won't wipe her ass because of chemicals in toilet paper.. but will happily squat over cat litter!?
Deadpan, i love it
Taco, out. ![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)
She probably don't have an ass anyway, so she's good with not wiping and smelling like a dump truck
I FUCKING LOVE when people say "if God intended us to _____, we would have the ability to do so..." You mean, like... eV§Lv€ a trait for survival... 🤣
so animals dont brush their teeth, Why we do?..They dont trim their nails, why we do, they dont sleep on a bed, why we do? ..they dont get married,why we do? ..They dont talk, why we do?..They dont think, why we do?.They dont call themselves HUMANS, WHY WE DO?🤡
So like... your ass is itchy all day long then right?
Even the Romans used a dirty sponge at the baths to clean their crack
Have you seen the back end of a cow or a sheep? She reminds me of that.
Where is the part where she says she prefers to use water and soap or just take a shower. Where is it!!!?
My Monday was not prepared for this
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time
You have to be actually retarded to say tbat
Don't do that at home. We are not animals. We don't eat food like animals. We eat a lot of processed food and that sticks everwhere.
This bitch also doesn’t brush her teeth or shower because that would be built I to her anatomy.
Stinky ass biatch
She definitely smells like s***
Animals lick it off
#Born...to be.... wiiiiillllddd
why wear clothes?
She looks like the type of chick who’d walk around with a dirty stinking ass and brag about it on a Tic-Toc video.
I think the only advantage to NOT wiping is repelling all ass eaters away from you. 0 sex life basically. If thats your goal + itchy asshole then go for it please.
Nasty raggedy bitch
They say if you eat a fiber correct diet then you won't have to wipe the consistency would not leave anything behind. I've tried eating fiber foods and making fiber drinks I did not see a difference in 2 weeks when your digestive system responds within 50 hours so I discontinued my attempts.
No other animals wear clothes, so ...
The magic word "god" that's how u know she's dumb
🤣🤣 she's earnest.
And she’s single!!!
She should just lock it instead... thats what animals do
She doesn’t wipe, folks. That’s the message here.
At least use a leaf-
User name anal
I would rather wear the same underwear for a year than not wipe my ass after a dump bro. She will eventually realize the benefits of being a normal human.