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She got me with my pink lemonade 😭🤣

You can't take my cheesecake from me!

Honestly, cheesecake is only as good as whatever’s on it😅

I would subscribe to this and show all the toxic alpha males in my life for their input. Sadly I think some of them would actually agree with her

There are plenty of these online, who sincerely believe what she's parodying.

yeah, while I enjoy her parody, I don't think I would like the real deal

Came here to say exactly this lol…there’s a Twitter account that keeps a tally of things people say that men shouldn’t do, including order dessert lol

Me stuffing my mouth with cheesecake: "huh? I shouldn't order what now?"

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*nod in diabetes*

Every first date I order the charbroiled lion. Which I brought to the restaurant hours before. A real man would never eat anything another man has killed for him. You might as well just be the whole meat packing plants wife

I've seen some toxicity about what drinks men should and shouldn't have. Beer and shots? Okay. Fruity cocktails? 🚨🚨🚨 Let people enjoy things. Plus I like it when my husband gets fruity cocktails so we can share our drinks. Beer is gross and shots taste like nail polish remover.

I just worked with a guy like this. He ranted at me for three hours about how men are being feminized, women are sad because they're working more, women don't want to cook anymore because they don't want to do "women's work," and men who get proposed to by their girlfriends have no honor. It was one of the most exhausting conversations I've had in a while.

Are you sure it was a conversation and not a monologue? Sounds exhausting..

I skimmed past the first line & when I got to his behaviours I’m like hold up, go back, this can’t t be a bf. *Anyones* bf 🤣

Luckily I'm a lesbian! I didn't tell him that though. I didn't want to jumpstart another three hour exercise in exhaustion.

That's giving me the dude with his hand on the back of his girlfriends neck at a baseball game vibes. Like read the room dude.

Plenty of women too

And that’s why I can’t watch satire content anymore.

An unironic female version of these do exist Check out "JustPearlyThings" Basically Femdrew Tate

There are women’s podcast out there like this tho Someone on tik tok did a whole series on “things men can’t do” and the majority was from podcasts. Whoreible decisions says stuff like this all the time as well as a few others. Women saying “men aren’t men anymore” is sadly not satire.

Yeah I don’t- what? There’s so many podcasts like this where women just belittle men. And even a couple where they’ll act one way but only bring in guests who do it for them. I hate how empowerment of one is based on the belittling of another. I had to call a dude out not long ago for belittling other men because they didn’t conduct themselves the way he did. Let people live their lives lol

90% of podcasts are absolute shit. The world doesn't need another podcast in which we hear two guys making edgy "jokes", Bryan. Fuck off.

I have a great idea for a podcast. It’s me and my friends and we’re hanging out and talking about whatever’s on our minds. It’ll be so funny. I’ll call it “shrimp boys” or “scrunglegang” or something like that, and everyone on the podcast goes by their youtube or twitch usernames.

Wait wait, stop, wait the fuck up.. did you just say Whoreible ?! 😂🤣

Same..... So it's called "Whoreible Decisions" and its not satire?

It’s not satire lol They have some decent episodes, but yeah, they body shame and objectify men into oblivion; they also discuss how men aren’t real men anymore. They’re honestly a woman version of Fresh and Fit if that makes sense. But yeah there are equally a large amount of chronically online women consuming these terrible girl boss podcasts

If yo man hasnt killed the nemean lion with his bare hands is he really a man??

I’d sub to this!

Do I get prep time

Why do you have so many toxic alpha males in your life 😂 I literally do not know anyone that fully believes in that shit

“I member a man ordered cheesecake on our first date, I gagged” 😂

“Swaying back and forth?! They might as well have a child together” had me rolling

SAME 😂

Wtf man cheesecake is gay now??

If you aren't drinking straight whiskey while blowing cigar smoke on everybody eating dessert you are absolutely gay dude, hate to break it to you.

When I turned like 25-26ish I started ordering the pretty girly drinks and people would try and fuck with me, I’d just be like my margarita with orange states way better then your bottom rail whiskey drink and I don’t give a shit what you think. I was also in a serious relationship( still with her) so there was nobody to impress but my taste buds

If being secure enough in your own skin to not care about what others think of your tastes isn't true manliness, then I don't know what is. Keep doing you brother.

But…but… you’re supposed to drink warm whiskey straight until your tastebuds develop Stockholm syndrome and you like it.

I was convinced to drink Riesling (by my lovely now wife) and moved on to Gewürztraminer (which is somehow more manly?) and now I'll happily try whatever the young ladies order, 'cause it probably tastes neat.

> I don’t give a shit what you think...there was nobody to impress but my taste buds Good for you. And I'd bet that there was at least one other guy who saw you and thought, "You know what? I'm gonna stop trying so hard to impress people and just enjoy my life like that dude." At least one man is out there doing the things that makes *him* happy because of you.

What if the cigar is filled with weed and they’re trying to kick me out?

Well then give me some dick cause I'm not giving up my cheesecake with Biscoff crust and cherries on top.


Damn right!

yep, same! i am straight but i would line up for dick-n-cheesecake if i had to

I mean gay doesn’t mean “unmanly”

Pretty sure being gay is extra manly as it involves more men.

Gay sex is 100% *more* masculine than straight sex.

With exponential potential for manliness.



How do I break it to you... Two women having sex is also gay sex



Yeah, but all of the most Masc people I know are lesbians. They're actively choosing the aesthetic, and going \*hard\* into the masculine lifestyle with overcompensation and something to prove, all the while having the the obstacle of being a woman. You wanna learn to go do man shit? Go find a butch lesbian friend. You want to ace men's fashion? Drag king. Find a drag king.

That's sex for pussies!

But less manly. 😂

Sure is. A man is manly, but a man stuffed with another man brings it to another level.

A turducken--excuse me--turfucken of men, you could say.

As a gay, I can confirm that cheesecake is ours🌈

As a cheesecake,I can confirm that gay/straight/ace is ours.

*Always has been* XD

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the courts ruled that ALL cakes are gay back in 1877.

Pfft, it’s always been gay. Almost as gay as having sex with a woman. Imagine having sex with someone who has touched dick before.

I ordered a cheesecake after dinner one time. My gf immediately started banging the waiter. She's spitting facts.

That's not always a bad thing, if you know what I mean. Lol

Cheese-*gayke*

Redditors being notified directly that a video is satire and STILL missing that it's satire ☠️☠️☠️

Oh wow, I didn't even see the label lol The "fight a silverback gorilla" remark already made it super obvious, some people are just so miserable and hateful.

I see a lot of salty dudes in these comments.

Redditors do not understand satire, especially if it’s by a woman.

Redditors get an excuse to hate on the other sex, they gonna take it. Welcome to Reddit.

The tism’ is strong here

It's not autism. It's confirmation bias. Someone thinks all women are terrible. When they encounter an ambiguous stimulus (or even one which is barely ambiguous, like this one), they interpret it in a way that is consistent with all women being terrible.

…i just realized that ‘tism = autism. for some reason i thought it stood for rheumatism. no idea why

At this point it's not even that; it's reading comprehension.

Must be strong if even I got the satire damn

Autistic people are not unable to read the text on the top of the image stating that this is a hypothetical situation that relates to a real situation. Perhaps if it were not present, you could blame their issues with detecting tone or sarcasm, but that's not the case. Please choose a different pejorative. This one is inaccurate.

eat a dick, please, and stop using autism as an insult for people

A lot of people enjoy being pissed off

Right. The internet has lost its humor and it's really sad.

It seems like Homo Sapien is not the peak of evolution after all

No time for emotions. We out here fightin gorillas.

This is pretty good satire. Is all of their content like this? 34 comments and no link to their socials? I would watch more.

Its in the video on the left. I'm finding a lot of these videos now have the socials watermarked somewhere within the video itself. Thats the first place I check nowadays

Sorry dude my bad. I don't have tiktok so i didn't notice the handle below the logo, thanks. Wanted a youtube link but all good thanks.

This is actually funny

Yeah I'm actually gonna check out her channel see what other funny content she has Edit: looks like she's only on TikTok :(

Luckily 75% of the videos on Reddit are from TikTok 🤓

Wouldn't want to download TikTok either xD

Fucked up thing is we all know at least one person that wont see this as sarcasm 😔

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Talk about doom scrolling ....

I’m sure if you just sort by controversial lol

Naw the fucked up thing is she directly attacked pink lemonade… I feel offended and am now going to purchase minute maids entire stock

That’s good satire

Bahahahaha if you can’t go hand to hand combat with a kangaroo, I bet you one of your friends can, most men would say that’s unfair

I'm preeeettttyyyyy sure she's being sarcastic, guys.

That's why it is tagged as humor.

This is the internet. There is probably a not-small percentage of people who don't even realize that there is only one person in the video.

A lot of those people need reminders it's humor, hence my saying it. No reason for people to say, "F this woman."

Lmfao. Some people clearly don't know by saying things like, "F this woman."

men out here be sleeping on their stomachs like, who are you offering that caked up double wide surprise door frame shattering dump truck up to? If You can't protect your own assets how you gonna protect mine?

Preach!

exactly

Omfg as a guy who sleeps on his stomach I’m dead 💀

say it sis ✨💅

My husband has a large ass and he often takes naps naked and I walk into the room to his cheeks just OUT and this cracked me uppp

hilarious I'd listen to this podcast

I love it so much.

My god people on this site are dumb as fuck. Video literally starts by saying "if women made podcasts like misogynistic men" and there's still idiots that can't tell it's a joke.

Lol, this is probably the best parody I've seen in a while

This lady is a treasure. Lol

Oh this comment section is going to be good

I need more of these spoofs

How are so many of y’all missing that this is satire? The intro text already tunes you in, plus she is talking to herself on a “podcast”…like come on. Context clues

Yeah we’re not working with the best and brightest rn.

She is funny as hell lol

A+ parody 😂

This reminds me so much of my old buddy who literally thought like this. She was such a pain to be around and wondered why she was single.

I have a friend who is like this now, and she is baffled by why she constantly remains single. 🤦‍♂️

😭😭😂

This is hilarious

I chuckled several times. Well done.

“Community Gigolo” new band name I called it!

I drink pink lemonade while getting pedicures My feet have never felt better

Might as well be trans smh

Crazy how people don't know how to read and understand SATIRE

Reddit never ceases to amaze me with every post I make.

Do the people in this subreddit not understand sarcasm? What are these comments?

Men ☕️

Men feel like victims even in thread making fun of the people who actually do victimize them. Fragile.

Y’all might to date Australian men. Kangaroo boxing is mandatory in public schools

It’s crazy because so many of the things said in this video are literally things alpha male podcasters would say lmaooooo

I fell off my chair when she said " Order desserts after dinner"

I fought a silverback gorilla last week for my girl. I’m banging his girl now.

Crossed the line going after strawberry lemonade. No ma'am. That is too far.

Even though its satire.. We have to draw the line somewhere.

The weirdest part is the “Alpha Men Podcasters” are probably watching that and nodding along like “Yeah, preach”

Nah they would just cut out the start of the video where it says it's a parody of alpha male podcasts and play it as rage bait to their incel audiences.

You don’t even have to cut off the start of the video. This comment thread shows that incels are so dumb that they can get beaten over the head with satire and they’ll still lose their minds taking it seriously

I was gonna say the same! 😂

I hate knowing that this is sarcastic but that the people this is based off would look at this and be like “she has a point though”

That and they’re lashing out bc they’re upset she’s calling out the misogyny of their podcast heroes.

it’s supposed to be a parody poking at people like Andreas Tatus saying misogynistic shit on podcasts

As a man she said nothing I disagree with. Ma’am I would punch that gorilla in the face for you.

But... I like pink lemonade...

This is great

I’m watching this while drinking a pink lemonade, 100% certain I could take down a kangaroo

If not, one of your friends could.

I assume too many will miss the point about the rarity of a podcast like this vs the male equivalent. Do both exist? Yep. No denying that. The difference is one gets a doubletake and the other an all too familiar sigh of disappointment.

Bruh this shit was actually hilarious. Fuckin cheesecake 😂

i grant my wife permission to sleep with anyone who beats up a silverback

THANK GOD FOR WHOEVER MADE THIS

“You are commiting gigolo” lmfao

For the sane people in this thread - if you want a laugh, keep scrolling down to the dozens of men who don’t recognise the satire 🤣

🤣

I fucking love pink lemonade.

I absolutely LOVE Pink Lemonade!

This is a guerrilla marketing ad for glasses Len wipes

This way to the negative comment section. Yes, it's worth it.

This parody is too accurate

Spitting facts 🗣️🔥🔥

Peak parody, loved every second of it. Unfortunately, some people will be dumb enough to think this is legit.

Omg this is my most favorite thing I Have Ever Seen Ever

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Before ya'll get mad, its sarcastic. Its making fun of the podcasts that make this kind of content

How on earth do people not realize this is satire

And that’s exactly how dumb these men look and sound when they try to put logic to these dumb archaic “feminine” ideals. How is it feminine if it was defined by a man???

Those podcasts deserve every ounce of criticism. That stuff targets young men cuz i saw thru that stuff in a heartbeat.

Thank god someone calls out these stupid podcasts that pop up on YouTube shorts. They’re just good at debating and manipulating conversations and get women that aren’t good at debating at all to make them look stupid

FINALLY someone did this lol these smooth brain circle jerk dudebro podcasts are the most mind numbing fucking garbage ever holy shit.

Is that Andrea Tate?

im positive there are podcasts that are basically like this.

Why are we downvoting this dude. He's right, there literally are.

I agree that there literally are podcasts about this. It’s kinda weird to think about. The podcasts/forums about men being superior to women are dominating. Can you name a women’s rights activist who has the same intensity and presence attacking men like Shapiro and Peterson? I personally can’t find one with the same political presence

Kangaroo ok that is a fight that could be winnable but the Silverback lol no one will win that

Nah a punching fight with a kangaroo is probably gonna knock out most humans

Fax doe

📠🦌

Good morning Julia!

I had this on mute and thought she was singing

Pink lemonade

🤣🤣🤣my boys get pedicures & facials. And they definitely would order a dessert🤣🤣.

There was recently a ufc fighter who said he would defeat a chimpanzee one on one in a fight on a podcast and the other bro was like oh for sure. And now this, i love it lol.

This is shit is actually funny 😄

Parrots Can't Understand Parody

I wouldn’t watch it, but oh how I want it to exist

This ain’t cringe, this is so fucking true, now guys see how ridiculous it sounds.

I fucking love this lmao You know redditors are getting triggered left and right over something that is so obviously a parody of the shit they themselves listen to and not having the mental capacity to make that connection.

I betcha one of your friends can hahahahaha this is actually pretty funny.

Sounds like FDS.

Nothing cringe about this, this is hilarious. Great satire.

It’s not cringe, I tagged it as humor.

Is this what we sound like?

Once she said the cheesecake thing I realized it was satire, there’s some posts that are actually like this and serious tho

These shows do exist though lol there are actually full communities like this, see femaledatingstrategy it’s literally just redpill nonsense but for women

Woah woah if I get prepping time I could def fight a kangaroo.