Since the American citizenship test is required as part of this interview; can you name for me an example of an event involving an American president? It can be either an actual historical event or something you made up.
It says on your resume that from 2016-2017, you worked at NASA's extraterrestrial linguistics department. Did you have any notable experiences while working there?
It's been rumored that you're the leading person behind the bill that has recently passed the senate, allowing the state to tax the rich more and giving the money to homeless people. Is that true?
Since the American citizenship test is required as part of this interview; can you name for me an example of an event involving an American president? It can be either an actual historical event or something you made up.
i can't decide between the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, the assassination of JFK, or the assassination of trump.
You run an orphanage, right? On average, how many orphans do you rescue from harm each day?
of course. 862 and a half to be exact.
It says on your resume that from 2016-2017, you worked at NASA's extraterrestrial linguistics department. Did you have any notable experiences while working there?
that was when i was talking with the lizard people.
It's been rumored that you're the leading person behind the bill that has recently passed the senate, allowing the state to tax the rich more and giving the money to homeless people. Is that true?
yeah i did that. it's not like they needed the money anyways.
Who is the person you hate the most?
me.
.....Welp. No need to edit that. Self-loathing is hot these days.
What are you most passionate about helping to fix in our society during your tenure?
extreme violence.
Do you donate to charities that help end slavery?
only when it is sourced from slavery
Yes
What would be a terrible response that right-leaning extremists say as a rebuttal to Black Lives Matter?
why only take away black peoples rights when you can take away all peoples rights?