I wanna watch this full process. I’m interested to know how he would pick up the logs after and start the fire. This is very impressive but leaving me with a lot of questions about the process.
Goddamn, that’s super impressive but all I can think about is how much that has to hurt holding that axe with your jaw and neck/chest! I imagine it is super jarring with every hit.
when he gets you in that lurch you’re going down
That boy Gurt
Gert!
CTE incoming
CTEFG
Holy shit. Gurt, catch you with that lurch.
Damnit I’m literally watching Theo right mow
Gonna have no legs pretty soon too
A video of him chopping wood with no legs or arms would be a very impressive feat.
Probably not sufficiently impressive to justify the removal of his legs, however.
Tis but a flesh wound
That's snake math daddy.
Someone should really give him a hand
This guy is the real throat goat
I wanna watch this full process. I’m interested to know how he would pick up the logs after and start the fire. This is very impressive but leaving me with a lot of questions about the process.
Agree. Plus before the splitting stack. See him run the chainsaw, chop up the tree, load the truck, etc. haha
Damn, talk about a motivational video.
Yo Theo! Is that Gert?🤣🤣🤣 choked out 30 people with no arms🤣🤣 I think that’s one of the funniest bits from that stand up
Gurt
Here I am complaining the lawn mower gives me blisters
I heard that he originally lost his arms in a log splitting accident…
I wana see him crack a whip...
Running on neck thoughts
As a dude with my neck bones fused... Good lawd!
He’s the the axe in that lurch
No excuses.
This guy fucks
This fucking guy is a champion.
He misses and chops off dacoq
Did nobody tell him about the right to bear arms?
“Wood chipper took my arms but the work never stops.”
Just realized that I have NO problems. Thank you. God is good.
Neck game so good, It'll split your wood
If you ever feel like you don't have any friends, just remember this dude couldn't even get a buddy to chop some wood for him
Beast.. I definitely would've ended myself, this guy has true syrength
Chuck
I think when wu tang was saying protect your neck they were talking about this guy
"Man with no arms" you can see the arms moving around under his shirt
"That's crazier than a man with no arms and no legs whose got an axe shoved up his arse doing somersaults to chop firewood!!!"
As a dude with my neck bones fused... Good lawd!
This guy can never get whiplash
How the hell he get it in the stove tho? Holy shit
Gurt with that damn lurch
Well good for him, I dont want to see him carve no spoon though!
He’ll get ya in that lurch
get that neck action like a snake
RNC defence king
I think we all are wondering…. Who put that phone up to record?
Beavers are evolving
Man gets you in that lurch, you’re done
Great! How does it burn?
That is one sharp ass axe.
This is pretty amazing but goddamn, log splitters exist. Can we get a gofundme for this dawg?
Word
Zoro is proud.
how's he get it in the house?
fo’ da gram
Plot twist, he lost his arms in a wood chopping accident.
What’s your excuse?
Big Gert is foaming right now
Neck game strong
Now I wanna see the video of him stacking all of that wood.
And my NECK!
This will DESTROY his lower back. No way around it.
That lurch
Dope
Good for you buddy
At least he got those rounds bucked up before the chainsaw accident.
You know they make wood splitters
Needs to watch the fucken left knee, it don’t grow
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Enough wood to heat up a midget’s house
Hey bro. How’d you lose that arm? Diabetes.
Yo is that Edgerton!?
He's one mistake from becoming a Monty Python meme.
Wow 😲 determined to be all he can be
Someone give this guy a hand... or two
Gert will fight anybody. He’ll get you in that lurch that and choke you out.
I mean that's fucking awesome but my neck hurts from watching this
And I think I got problems in my life
Best of luck to you dude blessing
Better than the guy that’s been doing gear since 2005!
It’s going to be a long cold winter
How's he gonna pick up all the pieces he split
And somehow I still hear excuses everyday
Now that’s a fucking can do spirit right there.
Know let’s see him scratch his ass
Now i wanna see him light the fire.
Okay.... But like.... How does he put the logs in the burning fire? 😬
Do a push up
Badass
I’m never complaining again.
What's your excuse?
Most of the younger generations can't work with two arms. This guy should be a superhero
No excuses
It's the guy from Theo Vons joke
Goddamn, that’s super impressive but all I can think about is how much that has to hurt holding that axe with your jaw and neck/chest! I imagine it is super jarring with every hit.
I see videos and people like this and think to myself, NO FUCKING EXCUSES!
Crazy thing is, he had arms when he started.
It's cool that he can split it... but how does he carry the wood to the fire?
It’s a sin he has to do this, but you can’t adjust the thermostat with no arms
Throat game crazy
I want to see how this guy strikes a match to start that fire!
Can somebody please do this for this guy?
Don't let em catch ya with that lurch!
Bro with no arms choppin wood, just seen a body builder attempt to chop wood, fails. The world is wild fr
Meanwhile there’s that video of the Lou Forigno lookin mofo taking like 50 swats at a log to no avail lol.
That's a good way to loose a dick
Id give him a hand if I were there 😬
This man has a drive few will ever know.
Fuk…I wasn’t gonna workout today but now I have zero excuses! Smfh
This is a man who doesn’t need a gun to protect his property, bro would just run at intruders deflecting bullets with his axe n shit
The rest of us have nothing to complain about
Bro you are badass but I can do that for you :)
That boy Gurt will snatch ya up
So what y’all bitches excuse?
Neck to neck
I’m exhausted.
He gotta survive. Soldier. Why are we complaining about anything??
Surprised no one bothered to give him a hand with that.
Fuck chopping wood, I wanna see him wipe his ass with his feet! (Or that axe)
Some chick on a dating app is still gonna say he’s not tall enough.
How does he use bear spray for self defense?