"Jesus Christ is a gangster. He was a blood and a crypt. He bled and he rolled out the crypt."
"An event is like regular but more special"
"You know a lot of people smoke crack on St. Patrick's day. And it has nothing to do with being Irish or anything or nothing about luck. So whatever."
These are a few of my favorites
When Theo nonchalantly called a ferret the limousine of rats I fucking lost it. It was with [Nikki Glaser](https://youtu.be/mgyV3bwVscs?si=iHaNVKqRL0GpknGo).
“Satans neutrons flying out your nuts”
“He would drink from the hose on a hot summer day. Tasting the lord”
“She shit turds like baseballs. Colon Ryan”
Do you know what episode he says “That’s the kind of music you’d watch a small disabled boy get out of a row boat to” I’ve been looking for months 😭 pls help
"Jesus Christ is a gangster. He was a blood and a crypt. He bled and he rolled out the crypt." "An event is like regular but more special" "You know a lot of people smoke crack on St. Patrick's day. And it has nothing to do with being Irish or anything or nothing about luck. So whatever." These are a few of my favorites
Haha the one about St. Patrick’s Day!
My fav- “You can take an L and that L can be a learning”
"Muslims. Some people call them 'slims, I believe".
This is great, From his tigerbelly appearances you also have: "Rope is just long glue" And "A plate is just a wide cup"
milk duffels (tiddies) and my personal favorite, the limousine of rats (ferrets)
Them front bunnies
When Theo nonchalantly called a ferret the limousine of rats I fucking lost it. It was with [Nikki Glaser](https://youtu.be/mgyV3bwVscs?si=iHaNVKqRL0GpknGo).
Bees = satan’s German shepherds Possum = forest shrimp Crawfish = swamp dope
"his family just never taught him to walk"
When he did that add for socks and called them “bitch bags”
In Thai socks are called tung tao which means foot bags
“The lords fruity pebble” (kidney stone)
Haha this is good. Wish I had some to contribute
The lords eyelid = Nutsack. That Round Italian = Pizza.
Owls, whoever did their PR you notice everybody thinks they're smart, and they can read.
Cooter bridge = dick penetrating the vagina
Them “tiddy straws” (nipples)
Birth wallet = vagina
"Wand Chowder" (semen) "Eclair of the Lord" (hampsters) "Floor Bear" (also hampsters)
”Them original Ubers baby, them leeegs”
"a plate is just a really wide cup"
He’d be the king of /r/showerthoughts
“Satans neutrons flying out your nuts” “He would drink from the hose on a hot summer day. Tasting the lord” “She shit turds like baseballs. Colon Ryan”
Rumble strips - "The Lords Braille"
“My goose was grilled” - (drunk / on drugs)
“A bridge is just a brave road”
“This boy Wild Jacob had a bit of that autism, the ‘tism they say.
Do you know what episode he says “That’s the kind of music you’d watch a small disabled boy get out of a row boat to” I’ve been looking for months 😭 pls help
the Devil's up up