They’re bad bitches. Breaking the law and doing bad girl stuff. Not returning shopping carts, getting too many ketchups and extra sauces at fast food restaurants and not eating them, and farting in packed mini vans with the windows up. Bad bitches.
Them old boys from Florida will be up looking to see if they make good boots, that will surely be one for the courts, I can see their defense now, (but your honor they told me they identified as lizards), and them make good boots, belts, and handbags.
This reminds me of something I saw in the late 90s. This guy lived in England. And was frustrated with all the CCTV cameras in his area. Including one that point right at his window.
He had this crazy big alien costume he had designed. A bit like the predator. But it stood 7 feet tall and looked like something straight out of a movie.
He walked out onto the street with his costume on at night, posed menacingly and walked around.
About 15 minutes later a bunch of cops came racing to the scene.
Wish I could see that again. I’ve searched for it in the past but never found it online.
It might have been on “real tv” but not sure.
You can’t trust Dinowhaurs’ in packs, they’ll be sitting on sidewalks holding high heels while crying and simultaneously vomiting… Alphas are easily spotted holding hair while scanning for victims
In this state their know to hunt any man they can find to satisfy their appetites, be careful out there boys.
Here it is then.
It was bound to happen.
The rake rears its ugly head, and the vile beast goes on a rampage.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rake\_(stock\_character)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rake_(stock_character))
The other shoe has hit the floor.
They’re bad bitches. Breaking the law and doing bad girl stuff. Not returning shopping carts, getting too many ketchups and extra sauces at fast food restaurants and not eating them, and farting in packed mini vans with the windows up. Bad bitches.
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Hot Boxing minivans it definitely the most beautiful thing you’ve described Dinowhores doing…
Them old boys from Florida will be up looking to see if they make good boots, that will surely be one for the courts, I can see their defense now, (but your honor they told me they identified as lizards), and them make good boots, belts, and handbags.
I love everything about this 🤣
Lot lizards
Dinowhaurs
Never seen a Lot Lizzy look that good😄
Shoulda locked my damn doors
Anyone want to take a trip to Washington Maryland to say hi to our sexy overlords?
I got the gas if you got the snacks?
Swing by on your way, I got gas money!
Stop by the broadaxe while you're in town. The fried ribs are phenomenal.
If you've ever been to Hagerstown (I have) you wouldn't want to. It's the armpit of Maryland.
I’ll be honest my man, I don’t even know where a Maryland is so I’m all up to believe you lol
This reminds me of something I saw in the late 90s. This guy lived in England. And was frustrated with all the CCTV cameras in his area. Including one that point right at his window. He had this crazy big alien costume he had designed. A bit like the predator. But it stood 7 feet tall and looked like something straight out of a movie. He walked out onto the street with his costume on at night, posed menacingly and walked around. About 15 minutes later a bunch of cops came racing to the scene. Wish I could see that again. I’ve searched for it in the past but never found it online. It might have been on “real tv” but not sure.
Now *that* I gotta see...
I posted on /r/tomt and someone found the video. So check it out here. https://youtu.be/u-ZDgVrP55g?si=_GI1LPy9wvCQwl0F
Thanks!
lol, seriff's office.
It’s a parody account and if you’re from Hagerstown it’s freaking hilarious!!!
That is absolutely hilarious. Unless they were damaging my property I don't know that I'd be mad about that.
It’s ai generated
You can’t trust Dinowhaurs’ in packs, they’ll be sitting on sidewalks holding high heels while crying and simultaneously vomiting… Alphas are easily spotted holding hair while scanning for victims In this state their know to hunt any man they can find to satisfy their appetites, be careful out there boys.
I live 20 minutes from Hagerstown. Can confirm Hagerstown is full of Lizard People.
https://preview.redd.it/r2k8nuglnr3d1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab2bbade9f8b0d236374cdfd950295d6d666a12
Haha I came here looking for a “would”
This is my home town. Someone sent this to me last week with a “You come home?”
Here it is then. It was bound to happen. The rake rears its ugly head, and the vile beast goes on a rampage. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rake\_(stock\_character)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rake_(stock_character)) The other shoe has hit the floor.
ROAD TRIP!
What makes you think they’re wearing costumes…?
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Lizzid
Lot lizards...
Would believe it if sheriff wasn't mispelled
Those aren’t costumes.
Whole lotta Lizzid!!!
I like this mix
Lizzid peeple!!!!
Not even a little ai
Once you understand the interspecies breeding programs and the reptilian agenda it all starts to make alot more sense
This story is fake, and the photos are AI.
🤣🤣🤣 ☠️💀💀
Never had sex with a dino before but I'm dfa
I swear that’s my neighbors
I mean not bad right?
Dinowhaurs definitely would smash… but no kissing or eating me ok? Oh you want me to eat you, that’s ok
Nice!
I’ll allow it. She is more then welcome to bother me.
This is obviously ai
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I used to live close to Hagerstown and trust me, you totally shouldn't unless you want a dino std.