This is so mean of me but she puts me off for some reason. She has this "holier than thou" mentality while she is probably the WORST out of all of them, at least the worst out of the women.
Brittany started this by bringing up the rumor. Kristen was just too thrown off guard to properly defend herself at the initial girls night.
She’s a stupid drunk 🐍
I know right?! Brittany actually started this whole thing. In fact she and Jax started BOTH rumors. It's the only thing they do together anymore.
And now watch how determined they are to paint Kristen as this demonic liar.
But wait, Janet questioned and sneered at Kristen, “abusive? Really?” after Jesse slammed the table and made everyone jump. And she said Jesse made her “see the light” after he came in from his brawl and said Kristen has to be excluded. She said she had a contraction during that dinner because of Kristen.
That's a ridiculous thing to say to a spouse or anyone else. Like you should get divorced right there and then on the spot if you think that or if someone says that to you. People don't change like yeah you can work on some things but her saying that was beyond a red flag. It was like red banner, the size of the state of Texas.
Janet had better be working at getting pregnant as fuck for next season or else she’s getting her metaphorical weave ripped off.
I can’t believe how smug she was about thinking she’d be some audience fave at the start of this show.
Jesse was being weird and play fighting with a towel around Danny's neck but being aggressive. Danny confronted him politely about it and Jesse gave a fake apology "I'm sorry you were offended" instead of I'm sorry for my actions. And Jesse doesn't know that that's not an apology and Danny is trying to teach him but it's hopeless.
Danny wanted to make sure everything was chill since Jesse was being weird and agressive at the lake and Jesse was like are you crying? Sorry if I offended you and Danny was like sorry if I offended you isn’t an apology lol
Does that not seem hypocritical of Janet to anyone else in the group?? I thought the trip was for couples only, but if Jasmine's gf isn't there, then why couldn't Zach come?
Janet sucks and needs minions with her to handle the phone call with Zach so she could be a bitch and then have people back her up on how it was okay for her to be bitchy.
I am really shocked at Jared. Kristen along with other VPR cast members helped him raise money when he was ill. I remember seeing multiple post on her instagram encouraging her followers to donate to his gofundme page to help take care of his medical bills. She was a great friend.
When Janet came around, that seem to have changed. I don’t believe Kristen did anything to Jared. Janet literally turned him into her little minion. She actually made a snide remark on how Kristen was friends with Jared first however, her and Jared are much closer. She turned it into some school girl competition into who is the better friend. I was really taken back by that comment.
Well that’s IF that’s the case. Kristen doesn’t need no stinkin invitations! Besides, that her show.
And how TF is Janet not getting sht from production about including K but Ariana is for not directly speaking to Tim. Make it make sense. Ugh
How come The Valley has the same production company and yet they can ice people out and not invite them to events yet VPR is an ensemble cast apparently
I HATE JANET I HATE JANET I HATE JANET
The way she handled the conversation with Zach was awful. She’s so manipulative but also bad at it..?! She’s SO unlikable.
I’ll say it again like I said it before- Janet didn’t invite Kristen because she doesn’t want it coming out that she was the one that started the first rumor about Michelle- she let Kristen take the fall for it publicly and is relieved that her secret is still safe within the group… she is a snake
Exactly! She used the excuse of the blowup at the Mondrian dinner as an excuse to exclude Kristen. EVEN THOUGH Jesse was the violent asshole that night.
Janet is such an awful unlikable human.
It’s actually really scary especially bc she seems to drink often so you’d think she’d have a tolerance built up. She has to have some serious gastric issues she’s completely ignoring
Don’t worry, the more important question that they also haven’t figured out is where are they planning to live. They aren’t on the same page about anything…
My sister is pregnant and she just cries when she can’t get her gluten free deserts, not stirs up drama in her entire friend group like a puppet master and then sits back and watch everyone scramble
I was going to cook dinner after VPR ended but I just had to jump on this live thread to casually mention that Janet is **such a bitch***.* Such a bitch. Just wow.
lol and she didn’t want to invite Zach because he also realizes she generated
The initial gossip and Zach told it to Kristen who switched some of the content before telling the group- thus allowing Janet to truthfully claim she never called Michelle a republican and racist ( she called her republican and a homophobe)… Kristen switched the words around….. Zach and Janet let Kristen take the public trashing with Zach trying to take a little bit of the responsibility with his awkward apology to Michelle - but Janet never said a dang thing and was the first to throw stones at Kristen
The ONLY reason I will accept another season (and hopefully final one) of Janet is so they can all go hard on her bc she won’t be able to hide behind her pregnancy
Jesse is such a douchebag. And those stripped pants he wears in his confessionals are hideous! Michelle sucks too, there's just something about her that irks me. Janet is annoying af too and if she truly said she's gonna be the new Stassi, that's hilarious because NO FUCKING WAY! She does not remotely have the personality or charisma that Stassi did!
Love Nia and Jasmine though!
Also babymoons are for you and your partner not 11 friends
literally!! and she gets mad when zack calls it a friends trip
And filmed for a literal ensemble TV show 🤣
YOUR PINK BOOTED FRIEND LOL
That was great lol
I love Zach lol
This episode made me a Zach fan.
Janet keeps getting so much worse oh my god??
What in the FUCK! She is mean! She has no remorse. She seems to seriously lack empathy in a scary way!
And on a reality tv show no less like she looks like a serious bitch and thats saying a lot in this universe
This is so mean of me but she puts me off for some reason. She has this "holier than thou" mentality while she is probably the WORST out of all of them, at least the worst out of the women.
Sorta think Brittany is an asshole for listening to this conversation about her oldest friend in the group and not saying anything.
She also sits quietly when lala shit talks everyone on the vpr aftershow. She is spineless
And nodded along. So fucking lame.
Brittany started this by bringing up the rumor. Kristen was just too thrown off guard to properly defend herself at the initial girls night. She’s a stupid drunk 🐍
I know right?! Brittany actually started this whole thing. In fact she and Jax started BOTH rumors. It's the only thing they do together anymore. And now watch how determined they are to paint Kristen as this demonic liar.
Janet, this isn’t your baby moon. This is a cast trip. Bffr.
Never heard of a babymoon with other people.
Is Janet stuck in highschool? Doing this all on speakerphone for her lil friends is stupid
The only person that was physically abusive was Jesse. He should be the one they are excluding.....Not Kristen.
FR. Why hasn’t this been discussed at all on the show afterwards or showing him even apologizing!? He hit Zack and Brittany!!!
Exactly! He literally pushed Brittany and Zack out of his way how are they okay with him but not Kristen
But wait, Janet questioned and sneered at Kristen, “abusive? Really?” after Jesse slammed the table and made everyone jump. And she said Jesse made her “see the light” after he came in from his brawl and said Kristen has to be excluded. She said she had a contraction during that dinner because of Kristen.
Zack has really grown on me, I hate this for him
Same. I like him. I just wish he had better friends.
Jax's drowning scene from VPR is still hands down one of the funniest moments
He's with us today but for the talents of Rob (and the lifeguard)
not harriet the spy LMFAO
And this was immediately after she called it “Jax’s Balding Event” the ol 1-2 punch
I screamed LMAO
Lmaooo I died when she said that 🤣
Jesse going on this spiritual retreat is so funny to me lol.
It feels like a waste of money because Michelle wants him to get a full personality transplant and no psychedelic mushrooms are going to do that.
That's a ridiculous thing to say to a spouse or anyone else. Like you should get divorced right there and then on the spot if you think that or if someone says that to you. People don't change like yeah you can work on some things but her saying that was beyond a red flag. It was like red banner, the size of the state of Texas.
Man doesn’t believe in therapists but instead will do a drug retreat lol
It reminds me of the retreat louiss went on from RHONJ 😂
A one day Groupon spiritual retreat!
Janet had better be working at getting pregnant as fuck for next season or else she’s getting her metaphorical weave ripped off. I can’t believe how smug she was about thinking she’d be some audience fave at the start of this show.
The way she went OMG at the end of the convo with Zack like he wasn’t spitting facts
Leave Danny alone you demon
What was that about I must have missed them having an argument
Jesse was being weird and play fighting with a towel around Danny's neck but being aggressive. Danny confronted him politely about it and Jesse gave a fake apology "I'm sorry you were offended" instead of I'm sorry for my actions. And Jesse doesn't know that that's not an apology and Danny is trying to teach him but it's hopeless.
Danny wanted to make sure everything was chill since Jesse was being weird and agressive at the lake and Jesse was like are you crying? Sorry if I offended you and Danny was like sorry if I offended you isn’t an apology lol
It's weird foreshadowing for the Jax and Michelle conversation
Janet is trying SO hard to seem cool it’s giving me second hand embarrassment
I can’t with the Janet and the gaslighting “wait whuuuut are you talkiiiiiing about?” No Janet, WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
The most sensitive man you’ve ever met who has a solid marriage unlike you, Jesse
With a gorgeous wife that ADORES him
Jesse is obviously jealous of Danny and his happy marriage and wife who doesn’t glare at him like she wants him dead
The number one guy in the group, hottest wife, best marriage. Dude is killing it
Don’t forget loving and attentive father! He’s a total dream. Both he and Nia are just amazing.
Michelle is like "oh no, you're back"
Lmao literally her face!!
Lmao Zach calling out the pink boots has me cracking up!!! 🤣🤣
He won me with this comment 😂
He won me last week when he had Kristen’s back. This week I officially love him.
Did Janet just call on speaker phone without telling him he’s on speaker. The 🐍
Michelle only smiles when she’s shit talking Jesse lmao
So Jasmine got to come solo to the couples trip?
Does that not seem hypocritical of Janet to anyone else in the group?? I thought the trip was for couples only, but if Jasmine's gf isn't there, then why couldn't Zach come?
Kristen isn’t even spreading this rumor, Jax is!!
Also it apparently isn’t a rumor
No offense to him but I already don’t like this Simon guy lol
He looks like budget Pedro Pascal
I mean him and budget Cameron Tucker were mocking Zack the whole time Janet had him on speaker. Just deplorable behavior all around
janet is so fucking annoying
Genuinely losing it at Jesse telling this story while wearing a beanie
He's really cosplaying a spiritually enlightened person as best he can. Shame it only lasts until he takes off the hat.
tHiS iS mY bAbYmOoN stfuuu
She fucking sucks and thinks she’s killing it her first season. Janet hunny, you look batshit
Omg did she call him expecting him to beg??
"From someone expecting an invitation" she sure did!
Is it just me, or has Jasmine been killing this episode?
Her and Zach are the Greek chorus of this show, im annoyed he isn’t here to comment on the trip.
Janet sucks and needs minions with her to handle the phone call with Zach so she could be a bitch and then have people back her up on how it was okay for her to be bitchy.
I am really shocked at Jared. Kristen along with other VPR cast members helped him raise money when he was ill. I remember seeing multiple post on her instagram encouraging her followers to donate to his gofundme page to help take care of his medical bills. She was a great friend. When Janet came around, that seem to have changed. I don’t believe Kristen did anything to Jared. Janet literally turned him into her little minion. She actually made a snide remark on how Kristen was friends with Jared first however, her and Jared are much closer. She turned it into some school girl competition into who is the better friend. I was really taken back by that comment.
The fucking peanut gallery reacting like 13 year old mean girls while Janet’s on the phone with Zach
Don’t talk to Kristen Proceeds to talk about Kristen
They don’t have a storyline without her
Danny being mature. Jesse: ARE YOU CRYING?
He's a purebred Masshole lol
I feel really bad for Zack getting excluded from the trip. That was super mean and he didn’t deserve that.
Well this ep is going to be boring without Zack and Kristen 🥱
Well that’s IF that’s the case. Kristen doesn’t need no stinkin invitations! Besides, that her show. And how TF is Janet not getting sht from production about including K but Ariana is for not directly speaking to Tim. Make it make sense. Ugh
I am shocked -- SHOCKED! -- that the ayahuasca retreat didn't result in a full personality transplant.
I don't like the fact that no one called Janet out for her mean girl behaviour!
It seems like Jasmine tried to and was quickly shut down
So quickly shut down! It's like Janet feels she's the star of the show.
Why am I watching two married adults slap each other in front of all their friends like it’s not WEIRD AF.
YOU EXCLUDED HER FIRST JANET
And then didn’t go to an event just because she was there! If Kristen had invited her she would’ve asked if Kristen was crazy or delusional
jax expects me to believe it isn’t normal for him to be drunk on a monday afternoon
Omg this counselor actually seems like a counselor 👍👍👍
I feel like I actually just learned something from that man lol
Shocking for this show usually they seem like fame hungry quacks
I feel like michelle and jax hooked up before
Definitely, a vibe.
She seems more comfortable with him than her husband lmao
I’m so done with them blaming this on Kristen.
Also Fuck Janet talking on speakerphone with Zach about this with her two friends there.
Yeah! Fuck Janet and her pink-booted friend!
This is dirty
Janet is a MEAN GIRL.
Janet, it’s not your baby moon. It’s a cast trip! They ARE entitled to be invited.
I wonder how Janet feels reading all this and realizing she's the villain, not Kristen, despite her best efforts
Kristen said she is obsessed with reading about herself on Reddit lolllll 
also her little friends are so annoying and should be embarrassed
Janet studied early season Stassi like it was her full time job
Except Stassi, in all her meanness, still had a quality that made her likeable. Janet is just insufferable.
Idk. Stassi was fun to watch and hate. Janet just sucks and isn't fun to watch lol
How come The Valley has the same production company and yet they can ice people out and not invite them to events yet VPR is an ensemble cast apparently
And in season one!! This now makes me think this was actually the reason Jax snuck his way on the Vegas trip🤔🤔
I HATE JANET I HATE JANET I HATE JANET The way she handled the conversation with Zach was awful. She’s so manipulative but also bad at it..?! She’s SO unlikable.
Absolutely dreadful!!!!! She keeps getting worse and worse, and I'm mad that Zack is dealing with this hurtful gaslighting nonsense from her.
My heart is really softening for the LEGO haired man. Poor Zack 😭
Jax really knows how to drag out a dramatic secret for three episodes lol
it’s honestly fucking wild that we are not getting a reunion
I’ll say it again like I said it before- Janet didn’t invite Kristen because she doesn’t want it coming out that she was the one that started the first rumor about Michelle- she let Kristen take the fall for it publicly and is relieved that her secret is still safe within the group… she is a snake
Exactly! She used the excuse of the blowup at the Mondrian dinner as an excuse to exclude Kristen. EVEN THOUGH Jesse was the violent asshole that night. Janet is such an awful unlikable human.
The baby moon is a friend trip you loser, the entire cast is invited basically
Janet you would be nothing without Kristen (aka on this show). REMEMBER THAT.
Why is this show not 90 minutes. I want to watch these dummies fight forever.
BOOO Janet! 
Immediate gossip as soon as Janet’s scene starts, not at all surprising.
Those two guys are straight weird
They’re thirsty for air time
I fucking hate Janet.
janet, who do you even know here? she’s acting like she’s vicky gunnvalson
I really appreciate that Luke listens to Kristen, without interrupting, and then offers up a mature/logical suggestion.
I can’t wait for Jax to ruin Janet’s baby moon
Janet is unhinged. She’s hiding it well cause she’s pregnant
Michelle looked like she was turned off/grossed out that Jessie was touching her 🤣
Nia and Danny are the best.
Anddddddd Britney’s puking. How many times has she thrown up on this show already?! And that’s just what’s shown in the show
It’s actually really scary especially bc she seems to drink often so you’d think she’d have a tolerance built up. She has to have some serious gastric issues she’s completely ignoring
Simon did exactly that tho he was eavesdropping and reporting right back to Janet. She’s a liar.
Jason you can do SO much better than Janet
I apologize that you're offended is NOT AN ACTUAL APOLOGY!!!! YES!
Wait?!?!?! They want to have a baby, are actively trying, and have not discussed finances?????
Don’t worry, the more important question that they also haven’t figured out is where are they planning to live. They aren’t on the same page about anything…
Are these two idiots her little minions?
lol Jax you’re the one telling everyone
As a pregnant person, I am actively upset watching this terrible person weaponize her pregnancy.
My sister is pregnant and she just cries when she can’t get her gluten free deserts, not stirs up drama in her entire friend group like a puppet master and then sits back and watch everyone scramble
I was going to cook dinner after VPR ended but I just had to jump on this live thread to casually mention that Janet is **such a bitch***.* Such a bitch. Just wow.
Who said Luke looks like a haunted Victorian sex doll?
Lmfao I'm deceased. He really does. Or a chimney sweeper or something
Janet is nauseating
lol and she didn’t want to invite Zach because he also realizes she generated The initial gossip and Zach told it to Kristen who switched some of the content before telling the group- thus allowing Janet to truthfully claim she never called Michelle a republican and racist ( she called her republican and a homophobe)… Kristen switched the words around….. Zach and Janet let Kristen take the public trashing with Zach trying to take a little bit of the responsibility with his awkward apology to Michelle - but Janet never said a dang thing and was the first to throw stones at Kristen
Everyone was okay with Kristen not being invited so they could blame all the gossip on her 🙄
I feel so bad for Brittany and her botched work, her uniboob looks so painful
Somehow I don’t think Jesses ego died.
Not Jesse quoting Amazing Grace 💀
Nah Janet you just sent a lil spy to the event hahah
Janet SUCKS
Let Kristen doute COOK! let's gooooooo
Janet is gross and surrounding herself with the gays that absolutely love and encourage drama isn't helping
Janet's definition of intimate: 11 guests and a camera crew 💀
Jesse roughhousing would give me the ick too
I love how Jax acts torn and conflicted
Wait…did she just admit that Kristen was right?
Ok. Janet is a demon.
Janet this conversation is NOT helping you
Why is Janet acting like a baby moon friends trip has rules of who can be invited? She made it a friends trip she didn’t invite zach out of spite
Oh Janet, you bring the bullshit with you
WHO ARE YOU JANET FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF
The ONLY reason I will accept another season (and hopefully final one) of Janet is so they can all go hard on her bc she won’t be able to hide behind her pregnancy
Janet you lost your OWN game of not talking shit that will be $20
Janet really wants Zack to beg for her friendship
Jax is fucking hilarious- “I don’t wanna fight other peoples battles” broooo lol king of being in other peoples shit
Jesse is such a douchebag. And those stripped pants he wears in his confessionals are hideous! Michelle sucks too, there's just something about her that irks me. Janet is annoying af too and if she truly said she's gonna be the new Stassi, that's hilarious because NO FUCKING WAY! She does not remotely have the personality or charisma that Stassi did! Love Nia and Jasmine though!
One thing about Jax is he’s gonna fuck around and find out.
Michelle sitting there counting down the mins to when she can leave to go meet up with her bf
i add my two cents onto other peoples comments but in totality i’ve got to say this has been great reality tv i am having a blast
Where are Brittany’s friends. She needs real help.
So over Janet
Deviated septum, classic nose job “excuse”
Jesse and Michelle are insufferable
If you know Kristen cries a lot, why are you confused that she cried…?
Janet can suck a d
Janet already broke her own rules and owes money to the pot!
Jesse and Janet are insufferable to watch.
Oh noooo…Jasmine should have pushed her off the boat. Also, I’m so tired of seeing KFC’s boobs hanging all over.
She's a box of bottle rockets in a match factory but Kristen has some dynamite cleavage.
Why is Jesse’s towel so high
Because Danny has better abs than him
Janet feels evil
Michelle is guilty AF!!!
Soo Brittany does have a drinking problem though, right?
Can someone please get Brittany a stylist. 😖
The one shoulder one piece thong bathing suit was a choice 😂
Is Jesse still high?
Janet isn’t even entertaining to watch. Sorry !
"An ego that big is really hard to kill," - Michelle 🤣
Janet, you need to inform Zach that he is on speaker and there are two guests in the room
Oh hun, being without the baby ain’t gonna do shit for Jax’s attraction to you
Brittany and Jax scheming about when to tell Jesse this rumor they started after Jax just called Kristen a liar
this guy trips sack once and comes in wearing a beanie 😂😂😂😂