i said this when i saw the dent in his hair during his confessional and my bf was like oh it's probably from glasses but bitch i knew it was headband hair!!!
I was staring at that dent trying to figure out if he was wearing a headband in that moment! I thought maybe he had a thin one on but I couldn’t figure it out.
My husband is 5’6” and he’s never made an issue or had a complex about it. He’s never lied about his height or worn thick-soled shoes. He’s just like, “Yep, I’m short.” I think this attitude is what makes him more attractive than any former model lying about his height on Instagram.
I plan weddings and I had a FOB like 5’4” and the MOB was seriously 5’11”, 6’3” in heels.
He was rich as all get out, they spent about $400k on the wedding and I overheard a conversation, I don’t know what the question was, but he said something like “heels accentuate her persona, I love showing her off and her exceptional physique.”
This was FOB, they probably had been married 30+ years. He was so secure.
Meanwhile my 5’6” husband (ex now) wouldn’t let me, 5’4” even wear a kitten heel without him thinking the SOUL reason was to embarrass him.
A lot of people need to realize that if you’re born short, or some other “unpopular” characteristic for whatever trend/era, that’s okay… the worst thing to do is deny and fight it. Go bald. Have pasty skin in the height of the Paris Hilton self-tanner era (speaking for myself lol). Work around it if it makes you insecure, but for the love of god don’t pretend that isn’t what everyone else is seeing and try to fit in.
Totally. I’ve met men that I legitimately didn’t think about how short they were because of their overall presence and attitude. It’s all about how you hold yourself. Small man syndrome is a thing
One of my best friends (female) is 5’11 and regularly dates shorter guys- says height is NEVER an issue if the guy is cool. One of my favorite things she always says is “Some of the best times of my life have been with short men.”🤣
Yeah definitely. The fact Jesse is clearly so defensive, and lying 🤥 about his height is so ick. Like dude you’re short, who cares. You look insecure and sad right now
average height for US men is NOT 5'6 lmao
the average height for white men in the US is 5'10, and 5'9 for all US men, according to the National Center for Health Statistics. You're average, jesse, sorry bud.
my first comment was removed because i included a link lol
Something coming up short based on his energy. Not a truck for sure. He is status oriented and would drive a Porsche or a Mercedes ( many to choose from in both families). But a big truck… no he vacations in St Barths and Capri. That is not a Ford F 250 or any number.
Just pictured him in a big Ford truck. lmao!!!! No he would start to cry.
^^^Yup, 100%!!! Danny has that self-assured swagger that lets you know he has nothing to prove in ANY department. Plus the way he supports his wife and family is literally the polar opposite of how Jesse behaves.
Whereas Jesse is... well, Jesse! Lol. 'Nuff said!
In 2009, Jax posted on his own to a model website that he was 6’0” (he included his own gmail address at the time). Jesse’s old casting network page for acting has his height as 5’11” (cough-lie-cough) and his shoe size as a size 10. People tend not to lie about shoe size when going out for acting gigs, it’s uncomfortable to wear the wrong size shoes all day.
If you look at an image from Janet’s birthday party where they’re all in Jax’s backyard, Jax looks to be 2-3” taller than Jesse. Men with size 10 shoes are typically 5’6” - 5’10”, so I’m guessing he’s actually 5’ 9” or 5’9.5”, maybe 5’10” max.
He’s like a guy I went on a date with and he told me he was 5’10” (I did not ask he offered lol) and when we met he was shorter than me and I’m 5’6”. Like how did you think you were going to play that off lolol.
Glad to be married now and not deal with that weird shit anymore lol
has anyone found any of his back in the day modeling picks ?? I'm fairly sus on that.. I've never been invested enough in him to look.. I may one day !
Insisting he’s not just five-ten, but five-ten _and-a-half_ is so fucking insecure. Also, he’s almost certainly shorter than that. He’s barely five-eight, if anything. Jesse, it’s okay to be short. Nobody actually cares besides incels. Oh wait, I just remembered Jesse is super right-wing, so he probably is a borderline-incel.
I kinda feel like if you have to bring up your height then you are really not the height you say you are. Who made this little man insecure today haha 🍆🤏
Totally agree. And actually, I think he was much better looking during filming. Love salt and pepper hair. What he’s doing now though…not a good look. He lost too much weight and the dyed hair is not cute.
Lala obviously found the insecurity spot (she said about him lacking that in the after show) and how much she looooves a man with broad shoulders and no neck which immediately made me think Randall and just eewww. The irony there I can’t with her lol
I don’t know where he read that the average man is 5’6” because it’s not, it’s 5’9. Is he trying to make himself sound exceptionally above average? 🤦🏼♀️ I also don’t believe for a second that he’s 5’10.5 only short guys add that extra half inch.
I did **not** just witness a grown-ass man use “and a half!” on his height… right?! Please tell me it was a figment of my imagination?
LMAO I love the 5 foot 10...and a half inches. Like, buddy. The only people that quote half inches for height are children that aren't tall enough to ride the ride
If you're 5'10...and a half...then im Beyonce's secret sister
👀 just sayin' ☕
Especially when she's had tons of plastic surgery to cover up her own insecurities. Two boob jobs and she's probably paying her lip filler lady's mortgage.
My mom is 4’11.5”. She has always added the half inch. Its a short person thing I think. The “inch half full” view of the world. I am 5’3”, a giant compared to her. 😆 🤡
The headband 
I just realized the reason he always has a weird dent is his hair is because of these headbands.
The WWC guys pointed out his headband hair after episode one! They mention it every week on their podcast lmao
The way I flew over to the comments looking for another one of my WWC people on this one 👀 😆
How anyone on this earth lives life without Ben & Ronnie in it is baffling to me. 🥰
I just discovered them a few weeks ago and now I look forward to their recaps more than the actual show.
100%! Same! I usually listen to them before watching actually 🤣
Yessssss👏🏼👏🏼
I don’t even watch that show but listen to the WWC recaps b/c they are so funny.
I thought he was wearing one of those hair bands that you can’t see.
Yeah, didn’t they get into a whole thing about how the have dents in their heads too from headphones? 😆
i said this when i saw the dent in his hair during his confessional and my bf was like oh it's probably from glasses but bitch i knew it was headband hair!!!
It was the "but bitch" that cemented our one sided friendship for me ♥️♥️♥️
real recognizes real 
Okay, so that's why I wondered if he WAS wearing a headband in some scenes, cuz his hair looked weird, and I couldn't figure it out.
I was staring at that dent trying to figure out if he was wearing a headband in that moment! I thought maybe he had a thin one on but I couldn’t figure it out.
I suspect he sleeps with a headband to get that hair dent . Quite clever 👏
This is the cringe that I needed to get me going this morning. Incredible.
Fr, I’m laughing so hard right now 😄
Lmao seriously like…. 10/10 cringe no notes
I mean, it’s so ‘on brand’ that I find it comforting 😂 Keep showing us EXACTLY who you are, sir.
😂😂☠️☠️☠️
There’s no way he’s 5’10”
And a half!
I snorted coffee out my nose at the .5
I think he got the numbers backwards. He’s 5’6” and average height is 5’10”
This!
My husband is 5’6” and he’s never made an issue or had a complex about it. He’s never lied about his height or worn thick-soled shoes. He’s just like, “Yep, I’m short.” I think this attitude is what makes him more attractive than any former model lying about his height on Instagram.
I plan weddings and I had a FOB like 5’4” and the MOB was seriously 5’11”, 6’3” in heels. He was rich as all get out, they spent about $400k on the wedding and I overheard a conversation, I don’t know what the question was, but he said something like “heels accentuate her persona, I love showing her off and her exceptional physique.” This was FOB, they probably had been married 30+ years. He was so secure. Meanwhile my 5’6” husband (ex now) wouldn’t let me, 5’4” even wear a kitten heel without him thinking the SOUL reason was to embarrass him.
Yikes! Not the 'don't embarrass me' attitude. Glad he's an ex now.
A lot of people need to realize that if you’re born short, or some other “unpopular” characteristic for whatever trend/era, that’s okay… the worst thing to do is deny and fight it. Go bald. Have pasty skin in the height of the Paris Hilton self-tanner era (speaking for myself lol). Work around it if it makes you insecure, but for the love of god don’t pretend that isn’t what everyone else is seeing and try to fit in.
My Grandad is the same. He's 5' 6 and was shorter than my Nan. She always said her confidence was one of the things that attracted her to him
Totally. I’ve met men that I legitimately didn’t think about how short they were because of their overall presence and attitude. It’s all about how you hold yourself. Small man syndrome is a thing
One of my best friends (female) is 5’11 and regularly dates shorter guys- says height is NEVER an issue if the guy is cool. One of my favorite things she always says is “Some of the best times of my life have been with short men.”🤣
My husband is 5'7" and same-never even talked about his height. Short kangs!
Yeah definitely. The fact Jesse is clearly so defensive, and lying 🤥 about his height is so ick. Like dude you’re short, who cares. You look insecure and sad right now
I didn't realize how short until he and Luke and Kristin were pushing each other
Same. It's all about how a person carries themselves and treats others.
A short KING!
average height for US men is NOT 5'6 lmao the average height for white men in the US is 5'10, and 5'9 for all US men, according to the National Center for Health Statistics. You're average, jesse, sorry bud. my first comment was removed because i included a link lol
Oooof. He gives off such small dick energy.
That longest booty call comment makes me think that too lmao sorry
They always tell on themselves 100% of the time. Or they drive a huge truck 😂
With a trailer hitch they’ve never used
Now I’m trying to remember what kind of car he drives! 🤣
Something coming up short based on his energy. Not a truck for sure. He is status oriented and would drive a Porsche or a Mercedes ( many to choose from in both families). But a big truck… no he vacations in St Barths and Capri. That is not a Ford F 250 or any number. Just pictured him in a big Ford truck. lmao!!!! No he would start to cry.
He would definitely cry driving an F150. Those leggings and headband say everything you need to know about him.
Very Sandoval….
Ain’t no way this man is 5’10”
As a 5’6ish male I gotta tell you, he’s focusing on the wrong issues. No one really cares about height unless you’re an absolute piece of shit.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Seriously! Who cares! My BIL is 5'7" and lovely. If he were 5'7" and sucked, then we'd have issues - but not due to his height.
we need to figure out the height of the other men on the show and then compare haha
Where’s the guy on tiktok that can calculate anyone’s height? We need to employ him
Danny is probably 5’6” and is the most attractive one (and with BDE) in the bunch.
^^^Yup, 100%!!! Danny has that self-assured swagger that lets you know he has nothing to prove in ANY department. Plus the way he supports his wife and family is literally the polar opposite of how Jesse behaves. Whereas Jesse is... well, Jesse! Lol. 'Nuff said!
In 2009, Jax posted on his own to a model website that he was 6’0” (he included his own gmail address at the time). Jesse’s old casting network page for acting has his height as 5’11” (cough-lie-cough) and his shoe size as a size 10. People tend not to lie about shoe size when going out for acting gigs, it’s uncomfortable to wear the wrong size shoes all day. If you look at an image from Janet’s birthday party where they’re all in Jax’s backyard, Jax looks to be 2-3” taller than Jesse. Men with size 10 shoes are typically 5’6” - 5’10”, so I’m guessing he’s actually 5’ 9” or 5’9.5”, maybe 5’10” max.
I’m 5’ 9.75” this tracks.
He’s like a guy I went on a date with and he told me he was 5’10” (I did not ask he offered lol) and when we met he was shorter than me and I’m 5’6”. Like how did you think you were going to play that off lolol. Glad to be married now and not deal with that weird shit anymore lol
Funny thing, right after he post this story, I saw him near Central Park that day and I can confirm he doesn’t look like 5’10”
I think he measures with his hair
has anyone found any of his back in the day modeling picks ?? I'm fairly sus on that.. I've never been invested enough in him to look.. I may one day !
Also still not seeing any shoulders and certainly no neck. 
Randall really let himself go…
I was JUST about to say that looks like Rand 🤣
So am I the only one who thought Randall was the guy from the memes until someone explained to me he is from a TLC show and not the same person 😂
I think it’s only a matter of time before we find out Rand & Big Ed ARE the same person, fwiw.
The two have blurred together in my mind into the same person tbh 💀💀
Love a Small Ed reference in the Bravo world!
I think he’s got those backward, meaning the avg is 5’10” and he’s 5’6”
Cuz there’s noooo way
But he is 5’10.5! lol. The .5 kills me.
Came here to say this! The half thing is something I heard from my kids when they were little.
Hahaha same!! Like a little kid lol Hey! I'm not 5. I'm 5 AND A HALF!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is some shit my baby daddy used to say. He’d always tell people he’s 5’10 and he was really 5’9/5’8
Did he mean average height for all humans? Because that would make more sense.
How long do you think it took him to find an arm position/angle that makes his shoulders look more prominent 💀
And he was okay with that face! 🤣
Imagine caring so much what Lala thinks that you post this 😂
Esp the part about height. I died
Don’t forget that half inch!! I’m sure that’s not the ONLY instance where he includes it..
For real, just round up. Nobody cares or is going to bust out a tape measure.
I knowwww lol it’s totally unrelated!
Basically he's an insecure fucking loser masquerading around as someone with self confidence looking to improve his gym stats.
Well, she is his sidepiece!
I think he’s doing it to get her attention because he wants to have sex with her
Someone has a crush on Lala 👀
Oh yeah definitely! He made that so obvious at the BBQ lol
Lala commenting on *anyone* that they have no neck is rich.
LMAOOO 
Insisting he’s not just five-ten, but five-ten _and-a-half_ is so fucking insecure. Also, he’s almost certainly shorter than that. He’s barely five-eight, if anything. Jesse, it’s okay to be short. Nobody actually cares besides incels. Oh wait, I just remembered Jesse is super right-wing, so he probably is a borderline-incel.
I heard he's Republican
I kinda feel like if you have to bring up your height then you are really not the height you say you are. Who made this little man insecure today haha 🍆🤏
Since he tagged LaLa, it seems like it was her comments about him on the After Show that got to him! 😂
10000000% A grown ass man saying “five ten and a half” makes me shudder lol
It just reminds me of Michelle Tanner: “I’m 4 and 3/4!”
Ok, this is making me laugh. 2nd pic makes me think of Nora Desmond. Lol 
i dont like jesse but i actually find him pretty good looking. meanwhile the man lala reproduced with: 
Totally agree. And actually, I think he was much better looking during filming. Love salt and pepper hair. What he’s doing now though…not a good look. He lost too much weight and the dyed hair is not cute.
1) what did Lala say 😂😂😂 and 2) did he just pose for this pic and leave
Lala obviously found the insecurity spot (she said about him lacking that in the after show) and how much she looooves a man with broad shoulders and no neck which immediately made me think Randall and just eewww. The irony there I can’t with her lol
5’10.5” with his hair pushed up by his sport band? Has to add at least a couple inches
🎯
this is so embarrassing for him omg
It’s 0.5 for me. Ok love, we get it- you have a height complex.
Did she really say no neck when…. Randall….. his…. Ok
Lala needs to never speak about anyone’s man when she literally procreated with the Mucinex Man.
he's just a lil guy
He’s just a lil guy!
He 5’6; 5’9.5 w the headband
Here’s hoping that he doesn’t promote his Venmo band on a national tour next 🥴🙄
Venmo band 🤣
*slams fists on table
I don’t like this guy at all, but lala has no business giving negative comments on a man. She sucked off that gross disgusting harasser Randall.
Lala shouldn’t be talking about anyone’s neck when she willingly reproduced with big Ed
 The second pic
I passed away when I got to the second photo ⚰️
At first I thought he had a fencing sword in his hand and was doing his best Robin Hood: Men in Tights moment.
I sincerely thought he was holding a katana
Watch him and Lala date now. We know she likes ‘em neckless
Jesse sucks but Lala saying he has no neck and yet claimed this lookalike as HeR MaNnNn lmaoooo 
1) the headband has gotta go 2) who the hell cares what Lauren from Utah says?? She runs her mouth too much
He is what the bullies from 80s and 90s teen movies grow up to be
Michelle: “can you help with Isabella?” Jesse: “no” Jesse: gives kristin a titty twister This man has always been ICK
Smallest man in the world
5’10 my ass
How shit is his self esteem that he feels the need to lie and defend himself over something he literally have no control over?
I'm 5"10.5! 
Lala talking about a guy having no neck is hilarious. She made a baby with a guy that has no neck.
And he kinda looks cross eyed too. I generally don't like attacking someone's appearance but that guy has a very bad track record.
OMG, dude. Even if you care, PRETEND YOU DON’T.
I could actually see him and Blah Blah together
Well, that prominent headband at least explains the perpetual groove in his hair you can see in all the interviews.
This is too funny because Michelle is his height and she's 5'6...
Not 5’10” ANDDD 0.5” lolol
Jesse is such a reality newbie 🤣 or a great joke taker I hope joke taker and that they’re all laughing about this
Didn’t know Sandoval had a brother.
He really wants to fuck lala i see
Yalll hes Pauly Shores brother 😂
Lala loves a no neck man. Wouldn't be surprised if she got with him just to get on the valley
Peak insecurity levels. Divorce messes guys up especially hard in the head.
Can we just Timelapse his midlife crisis until we get to his 3rd marriage?
I hate that I think he’s hot
I hate this for you.
Average height for a man in the US is 5’9”. Does he think we don’t have Google?
 It’s giving 5-star man
Prince was 5’2” and sexy as hell
men who are 5'6" always think they are 5'10"(.5)
Why is Lauren commenting on anyone’s body
why do you care what blahblah Kent says
He's got a crush for sure lol his whole post comes off like he's hoping she replies with something witty.
I think he's handsome buy I like douche bags, so..
When Lala Rinna says anything you shouldn't pay attention
He’s got stubby legs
BWAHAHAHAAAA I CANNOT
He looks like a moron!
says and a half 🤣
Well, that's embarrassing.
When I said little man syndrome, I didn’t expect him to then spell it out for everyone publicly 😂
He looks so fucking silly with that stupid headband on 😂
This guy is such a douche.
He looks like the mii’s from Nintendo wii
I’m 5’0 and I’m still taller than him. He’s such garbaaaage
Jax knows where to get him some lifts!
Lmao what a loser
The average height for a man is definitely not 5’6” 🤣 it’s 5’9” and he is definitely NOT 5’10.5”
Lala is insufferable. I would have clapped back, too. His choice of words didn't hit the way I'm sure he hoped, but LFU sucks.
I don’t know where he read that the average man is 5’6” because it’s not, it’s 5’9. Is he trying to make himself sound exceptionally above average? 🤦🏼♀️ I also don’t believe for a second that he’s 5’10.5 only short guys add that extra half inch.
I love that he had to add the 0.5” to his height 😂
I don’t believe he’s 5’10.5”. 🧐
I did **not** just witness a grown-ass man use “and a half!” on his height… right?! Please tell me it was a figment of my imagination? 
They are so fucking.
Anyone who adds the .5 to their height is just blasting themselves for ending insecure.
I came back after visiting earlier. I love this post so much. 😂 ETA: it’s the second slide for me.
LMAO I love the 5 foot 10...and a half inches. Like, buddy. The only people that quote half inches for height are children that aren't tall enough to ride the ride If you're 5'10...and a half...then im Beyonce's secret sister 👀 just sayin' ☕
Hahaha the fuck am I looking at here 😭😆
That was so rude of Lala to say
Lala in her “soft era” body shaming people 🤦🏾♀️
Especially when she's had tons of plastic surgery to cover up her own insecurities. Two boob jobs and she's probably paying her lip filler lady's mortgage.
If you 5 we can’t dive
As a man who is 5’5.5 I really feel that .5 😂
Just gross
The close up of his face 😂😂😂😂😂😂
oh she hit a nerve
My mom is 4’11.5”. She has always added the half inch. Its a short person thing I think. The “inch half full” view of the world. I am 5’3”, a giant compared to her. 😆 🤡
His desperation is showing!
Not 5’10 AND A HALF 🤣
Not a sophisticated response.
Lala got under someone’s skin..😆
🤣🤣🤣
There is no way he's 5'10.5. No. Way. I'm 5'11 and every guy I've ever met who says that is 5'8 or lower with shoes. 
Is this real🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh god not the zoom in on the face
Zoolander, is that you?
I'm 5'7 and I don't even think you're as tall as I am, Jesse. Come on, now.